My baby tamer can't be the leader

Seeing that Dazai endured and endured, but in the end he almost fell on the door of the car laughing as if he had been poked at an inexplicable point of laughter, I was completely speechless, and I even wanted to stretch my legs and trip him.

"What's the matter with your smile!" After being slapped angrily by me, he finally turned serious.

"Well, because if I could buy it, I'd definitely—"

"Stop it, strange speech is forbidden!!" I interrupted him in time, raised the phone threateningly, and opened the dial interface, "Call the police to arrest you now!"

"Oh?" He widened his beautiful eyes innocently, and he looked more like that cat. "There is no doubt about it? It's not illegal to have intentions but not put them into action~"

"I'm sorry, what I practice here is to suspect the crime, and I will arrest you now."

As a result, Dazai started laughing again, and when I was seriously considering whether to give him another shot, he asked me, "So, is it the imperial system?"

"Where is your point of attention... Do you still need to research the background?! Forget it, let's talk about the monarchy."

"That's the princess and the dragon~ I'll take you away now? How much do you need for jewels? Isn't it too little to fill a castle?"

"What are you talking about, Maleficent, you are a little self-aware?"

"...Is the first reaction is the witch godmother? Why?" Seeing Dazai's face showing a bit of real confusion, I realized that I had spoken out my inner thoughts all of a sudden... Damn.

In order to prevent this guy from reacting to the fact that I have been calling him a mother in private, I immediately pushed him away from the door, and then closed the car door forcefully in front of him, "Stop standing stupidly at the door of the dormitory, let's go!" of."

As a result, he was obviously still thinking about this problem when he came up from the other side. In order to disturb his thoughts, I simply lifted the cat that was lying obediently next to my lap to him, "Be honest, where did it come from?"

Dazai pressed his lower lip with one hand, and let out a murmur.

The two pairs of kite eyes, which were nearly identical from a distance, met for a moment, and the cat shook its ears, gave a hatch, and stretched out its paws, completely ignoring the two-legged beast opposite.

"You can be regarded as... an experimental product?" He concluded to me with some hesitation.

I was so shocked that the expression on my face could hardly hold back, "What? Then where is its battery? You can buckle one and let me see!"

Dazai froze for a moment, then turned his head suddenly, his shoulders trembled slightly.

"...Have you finished laughing?" I asked him as calmly as possible, "Mimi scratched him."

As a result, the cat in my hand flicked its tail, and actually gritted its teeth and showed its claws, arched its back, and waved its meowing fist in the direction of Dazai.

Dazai stretched out his hand cooperatively, and stopped a little bit in front of the cat. It seemed to hesitate for a moment, poked its head to judge the distance, and then swung its paw out in vain.

"Ah, misjudgment." He withdrew his hand slowly, showing a regretful expression, "It still didn't work... But if you don't mind Xiaoqi, it's okay to keep it as a pet for a few days? "

What on earth are you trying to do! !

I could hardly breathe, "No, wait a minute, is it a real cat?"

Dazai pondered for a moment, then answered me quite rigorously, "From a biological point of view... theoretically, yes."

"Your attributive... so your latest subject is animal taming?" I asked him, "Dogs can't satisfy you anymore, can they?"

"I hate dogs." He lowered his eyes aggrievedly, looked at the cat that was still eager to scratch him, and sighed, "Nevertheless, I didn't choose the cat out of personal preference, but A choice made from a practical point of view.”

"?? What is practical??"

"Well, the first is flexibility, and the second is concealment... Although I have considered birds as the first point, after all considerations, cats are more suitable."

I helped my forehead, endured and endured, I couldn't hold back, "Being an ordinary citizen can't satisfy you anymore?? Are you going to develop into 007?"

"Oh? That's not it. There's no need to waste money on things that can be seen at a glance." Dazai complained quite righteously, "It's so boring, just thinking about it will make you feel that life is hopeless!"

"..." I rolled my eyes at him, and hugged the cat that was still baring its teeth and claws back, calmed it down, and obediently put its hands on my lap, "What's its name?"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, right?" Dazai sighed as if he saw the expression of "you're such a scumbag" on my face, "Obviously I should be the one who should envy it, since it was given its own existence when it was just born As long as you follow the master wholeheartedly, this kind of life...is really desirable."

Here we go again!Such self-sacrificing speeches!

I pressed the center of my eyebrows, and bald at his slightly curly black hair amidst his blank expression, "Okay Zaimiao, I understand Zaimiao."

His beautiful kite eyes flashed, and he raised his hand to hold my wrist, "Meow?"

Before I could say anything, I saw the cat that was lying obediently on my lap slither up to my shoulder, and meowed several times in a provocative manner, each softer than the last, even softer. And arch my cheek with a fluffy head...

Damn...my strike point...the cute attribute is overflowing!

I’m actually not a cat fan or a dog fan, because I like the nature of these two creatures at the same time, loyal and unpredictable, passionate and mysterious, I love all conflicts and divisions, so I love these two at the same time. Fascinated by this trait.

It's just that although I'm not proficient in biology, I still have some understanding of the nature of species. Although it is not true that there are very close cats, they can be trained like dogs, and their obedience is high enough to be used as a cat. After all, there are very few working animals...and this is a bit too much effort!

But I know that if I let go of Dazai to suck the cat now, then he will definitely be more noisy than a real cat later, so I can only resist the urge to hug him down and suck it up, and get rid of it first. This humanoid cat with squinting eyes and an unfriendly expression said, "My dear witch godmother, don't be angry with a cat."

"Well, so, why is it the witch godmother?" He first shifted his gaze a little, then coughed twice to cover up, and finally asked me a little confused.

I took my hand back with good reason, and pulled the hem of his coat, "Look, Maleficent also likes to wear all black, and secondly, I think you should at least have some methods of your own that are often not formal. Be conscious!"

Seeing Dazai looking at me with a pensive expression, I immediately raised my voice guiltily, "What are you doing, are you doubting me?"

"It's too obvious, Xiaoqi...I don't even want to." He answered me solemnly, then frowned and said in distress, "But, is this the same instinct as breathing for me?"

Isn't that easy?

I reached directly into his coat pocket, and as expected, found a roll of bandages in a hidden corner.

"It's okay, I'll help you... lower your head."

As a result, after I half-bakedly covered Dazai's eyes with bandages and tied an irregular bow on the back of his head, I stroked the hair on the back of his head very tangled, trying to get the ugly Ugly bows cover up...

Damn, I'm obviously a girl!As a result, I always feel that his hands are much more dexterous than mine. For example, if I were to tie a bandage on his wrist, I couldn't do it so evenly... and I couldn't even find where his bow was tied!

But seeing that even though I fiddled with his hair over and over again, I still couldn't cover the bow, so I could only retract my hand guiltily, pretending that I couldn't see it...

Dazai, on the other hand, raised his hand and touched the bandage well, and reminded me a little hesitantly, "Ah, although the micro-expression is indeed one of the important evidences for my judgment, so is the voice?"

I turned on the text-to-audio software with a blank expression, and started typing, [What about this? 】

"I can't hear it like this, but there are enough flaws, Xiaoqi." He said slowly, "If you don't want me to know..."

[Forget you, I admit that I said you are the witch godmother because I think you are very like that kind of health reminder app, okay! 】

He gave a low laugh, "In order to conceal my real purpose, I threw out some less important bait. Well, generally speaking, the feasibility is quite remarkable, but it is useless to me, okay? If not If you increase the price at the right time, it will only become a sunk cost for making nests before fishing, and there will be no return.”

Heh, young man, your road is narrow!

Seeing that Dazai obviously wanted to say something else, I quite bluntly lifted the cat that had been quietly rubbing against me, and deliberately moved the position, making a little noise of approaching him.

Just as Dazai quickly stopped speaking and held his breath, I took a deep breath to stop myself from laughing out loud, and then quickly let the cat kiss Dazai on the cheek... Actually, it shouldn’t be called kiss, at most It can be regarded as sticking to the other party with its mouth. After all, it looks...very reluctant, but it is obediently obedient under the hint of my eyes...

Dazai: "...?!!"