My baby tamer can't be the leader

I stared at the screen for a long time with the emoji of the old man in the subway looking at the phone, until the bartender took the lighter and lit the B52 bomber I ordered, signaling that I could drink, then I came back to my senses and followed After the other party said thank you, because he was too confused, he simply inserted a straw and drank a cup in one go.

Mayumi Kinashi looked at me, then at the wine glass, and gave me a thumbs up, "According to the way you drink, generally speaking, you really can't make it past eight o'clock, and you can go back to paralyzed with another cup of Long Island iced tea. How is it, called for you?"

"Okay... no, Dazai actually has a cat behind my back!" I haven't recovered from the shock, or else people's emotions are limited at the same time, I have even forgotten I was still sulking a few minutes ago, "You don't know, Dazai told me before - no, anyway, he really doesn't like me raising small animals!"

The original words of Dazai's meeting were actually a little more subtle, I remember...it seemed to be when we were still in high school.

During a rare holiday, I took him to the shopping mall in the city center. When I passed by a newly opened pet store, I was lying on the transparent glass and looked at the little milk cat inside. Sitting or jumping and huddling together, my heart almost melted.

Dazai tugged on my cuff, his eyelashes fluttered, "Let's go, Xiaoqi."

"Wait a minute, it's really cute!" I grabbed his wrist with my backhand, and pointed to one of Xiaojin Gradient, who was washing his face with a meat pad, "I can't, it's too cute, okay Want to raise!"

"Meow~" A suppressed and extremely low voice suddenly came from my ear, and I turned my head in a daze after being critically hit at close range, and saw Dazai covering his face with one hand reluctantly. lips, covering half of his face, preventing me from seeing the expression on his face at this moment.

But just when I subconsciously wanted to turn my head back again, he meowed softly again.

I can even swear that ordinary cats are definitely not as soft as his meowing! !

When I looked at him with question marks all over my face, Dazai asked me pitifully, "Shall we go?"

"Are you allergic to cat fur?"

He immediately showed a reconciled expression, "No..."

"Are you afraid of cats?"

"It's not..."

"Then watch it for a while, I'll raise one after I graduate!"

As a result, Dazai immediately protested strongly, "No! Absolutely not!"

Seeing that he was about to explode like a real cat, I just felt that my face was full of question marks. After thinking carefully for a while, I tentatively asked, "Are you worried that I will let you go? Shovel shit?"

"That's not it." He simply turned around, blocked between me and the glass window, so that I could not see the kittens, and told me seriously, "Xiaoqi, people's attention is limited. , Therefore, for creatures that need your sight to survive, as long as there is me, if there are other things that distract your attention, I will definitely not be able to survive!"

What an exaggeration!This guy is really exaggerating!

"Are you a goblin, you have to rely on other people's eyes to survive??"

Just when I was so shocked that I lost my shape, Dazai took my words quite smoothly and said seriously, "Yes, I crossed the indescribable barrier from another world just to find you, The one who came to you, Xiaoqi."

When he said this, those iris-colored eyes that were always looking at me were like pools of water being blown by a breeze, gently rippling a little.

Although what he said only made me feel that this guy has a second disease again... Forget it, I'm used to it, whatever.

It's just that since I rarely see him in such agitated mood, I can't help but want to play a prank right now.

"Tell me not to keep a cat... It's fine, but how will you make it up to me?"

A little helplessness appeared on Dazai's face, he sighed, "Yes."

"Wait...haven't I said that yet?"

"It's too obvious, Xiaoqi." His eyes dodged for a moment, "Meow~"

In short, the result of that time was that he provided me with the meowing service for half a year, in exchange for my promise to never raise a cat again—but, but is he thinking about it now? !

Because I was too shocked, I didn't think about how to reply him for a while... It is said that he made such a big sacrifice... Wait, this is very strange, so strange!Would a normal person apologize like that? ?

I feel that no one can understand Dazai's distorted character better than me. In a sense, it is easy to see a kind of stubbornness unique to smart people in him, wanting him to change the established It is undoubtedly a very difficult thing to think about, even having completed the step of negotiation...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, and smelled if the smell of alcohol on my body was really that strong... I felt like I was hallucinating!

Mayumi Kinashi really ordered me a cup of Long Island iced tea, and while pushing the glass towards me, she raised her eyes and glanced at the screen of my mobile phone on the table, "This...is a cat language translator ? This kind of thing is mostly bluffing."

I froze for a moment, "Really?"

"Yeah, generally based on the cat's reaction, I will give you some feedback... But this kind of feedback can be seen at a glance by people who are a little familiar with cats. For example, the arched back and teeth symbolize that the cat is nervous and aggressive In the final analysis, they are different species with completely different brain structures, so how can they really communicate seamlessly."

What the hell is this thing that Dazai sent me?Something he made up for himself to apologize to me?Then why make a special software?

At this moment, I can't help but wonder if Dazai and I are the same species... After all, I can't understand what kind of ghost his thinking is like. Most people's thinking is point to point, but he seems to be absent. Drawing an image of Martin's iterative parameters in the air will never stop, it's just hard winding, I'm going to blow it up... Who would think that way!

I thought about it, and simply downloaded a video of other cats meowing from the Internet and uploaded it.

As a result, the reading of the progress bar did not go away at all, but the words [Illegal cats are prohibited X] popped up directly, and the black cat on the top still looked like a ball of anger... Just, how to say, although it is very subtle , but still cute...

Damn, he still understands...

【Dazai: Other cats can’t read it, huh? 】

[Me: I don't believe it, did you type it in advance, unless you let it call a few more words. 】

【Dazai: Well, it's hard to prove it in this way, isn't it?After all, it can be said that I guessed what you would think, so I designed the program? 】

【Me: Then you mean... Willing to let me raise it? ? ?Really? ? ? 】

【Dazai: ><】

【Dazai: Do you want to take a look? [Maomao’s apology is about to show its belly.jpg]]

I glanced at the wine glass in my hand, was silent for a while, and took a sip of the Long Island iced tea in my hand.

... Mistake! !I should get back to him later, if he finds out what I'm doing, this guy will definitely talk about me again!Whenever he talks about me, I really want to hold his thigh and make him call mom affectionately... God, is it too late for me to say that I am still angry now?

【Me: Forget it, it’s too late today, let’s see it tomorrow. 】

【Dazai: At the bar? 】

Fuck!How did he know? ?

【Dazai: From the beginning, you like to drink when you are in a bad mood. 】

【Dazai: I never thought about it that way, Xiaoqi... I'm just... a little uneasy, although I'm indeed a liar, but this is the only thing, please believe me. 】

【Dazai: If a domestic cat is neglected for too long, it will die of depression [猫猫感感.jpg]】

My heart is like a stone, although what he said is nice, but I still don't understand what kind of virtue this guy is!As long as he confirms that I am not angry now, he will be able to turn over my old account and climb to No.1 in a short while.

To be honest, I also reflected on whether I have been relying too much on him recently. Although it is natural to ask someone close to me for help when encountering a problem, if I turn to the other party for everything ...Maybe it's too late?

Why don't you pay attention after asking him to finish the report?

【Me: I see. Anyway, see you tomorrow. 】

【Dazai: Are you still angry? 】

【I don't. 】

I thought about it, and in order to prevent his own thinking from being too divergent and tossing himself, I simply added,

[Me: By the way, did you participate in the research and development of the Sky Eye system? 】

【Dazai: Yes, this was last year's topic. 】

It's really you!What the hell are you doing this year? ?

Speaking of which, when I was a freshman and sophomore, because I was obsessed with my studies and living habits, I paid far less attention to him than now... After all, I am used to the pace of life here, and I have a little more free time accordingly So one thing, in short, I don't know much about his affairs in the past two years...

Don't embarrass me too much, I'm really just an ordinary person!

[Me: You didn't follow up this year?This can be done as a dissertation, right? [Shock.jpg]]

[Dazai: The big framework has already been laid out, and the remaining details are just a matter of time, because what is more needed is the actual application test. Even if I continue to participate in this aspect, there is no way to reduce the time-consuming, so I will leave it to others later. up. 】

... I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that sometimes he really... is not good at talking.

Just, I believe he didn't mean to show off, but because it's too simple, it's really a good Versailles to leave it to someone else to finish it!

[Me: Fuck, hello Versailles, help me make up a report when you have time. 】

【Dazai: [Grievance.jpg] I didn't... Is it an unauthorized use?Did you use that?I see. 】

[Me: Do you need any other proof materials? 】

【Dazai: No need. 】

Very good, I thought calmly, it turns out that self-esteem does sometimes hinder people's progress!

Damn it, keep on——