[Net match] CV is a cat

When Tang An woke up the next day, he found himself in a completely unfamiliar room. He immediately wanted to ask shyly, "Where am I?"——Wait, the previous script is wrong!This kind of Xiaoyan heroine's sense of sight should not be too strong, so Tang An didn't say anything~

Arched out from under the quilt, looking around the room, a large bed that can sleep three or four strong men, on the left is a French window with double white gauze curtains, a bookcase in front, and a wardrobe on the right , Emma, ​​also comes with a separate bathroom, I've been holding my pee for a long time!Tang An moved down from the bed and nearly fell to his death. When he got to the bathroom, he shushed at the small hole in the drain quite familiarly. There was no way.

Wiping his face with his paws, Tang An was going to have a house adventure. If he guessed correctly, this house should belong to Shen Tao. Who let himself be with him in the end yesterday, but thinking of sleeping in his arms yesterday It’s on, Emma, ​​just thinking about it makes my breath fluctuate~

Alas, I don't know what happened to Zhong Yi, I didn't come to see me yesterday, did something happen?

As soon as I walked to the door, I saw a small piece of paper stuck under the crack of the door. I pulled it out and took a look—Stupid, stay at home, in order to prevent you from retaliating and tearing up the furniture irrationally, the door is locked and you can’t get out. to go.The laptop is opened and placed by the floor-to-ceiling windows. I think you should be able to play games as a human being, right?Alas, I'm so tired. There is a stupid cat at home who has to be thoughtful about everything. Why can't you improve your IQ? PS: I took a bath for you last night, including your little brother, don't worry about it! ^_^

Meow meow, you are stupid, your whole family is stupid, your double Q is the phone bill!Lao Zhi's chastity, 19 years, my younger brother and my right hand are the closest partners, and today I gave my virginity to a stranger, so happy!A piece of paper quickly turned into snowflakes under Meow's claws, which had already grown nails, so it was quite objective for Meow to be angry.

As for why Shen Tao knew that Tang An was once alone, the angry Tang An completely ignored it.

Xiao Anzi, you are an idiot!

After doing these things, Tang An walked a few steps and found the laptop in the corner where the floor-to-ceiling windows and the wall meet—is it for playing or not?

No, Tang An, you are a cat with integrity, and you will never eat what you get, you must have a backbone, you must have the dignity of a man, so I decided——let's play.

The laptop has been turned on, the internet is connected, and there is even a bowl of goat's milk next to the computer. Tang An said that he doesn't care about the things just now for such a comprehensive service.

Although it is a bit difficult to play computer with claws, it is good to get used to it. Meow's potential is unlimited. When he logged on to QQ, Tang An was immediately hurt by the countless "didi" sounds. Where did so many people come to find him?

Click on the girl he has dealt with the most and is the most familiar——

Aunt Hong:

Xiao Anzi, what happened to those two sluts on Weibo?Didn't you just tell me the day before yesterday that you were going to face the broken halberd?He also confessed to you.

Aunt Hong:

Hey, hello, where's the person?Could it be that he went to the rooftop after a broken relationship?Even if it’s shit, before you shit, you have to give me a message back (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Aunt Hong:

Are you really sad?Touch your head, poor child, it's okay, you should be glad you're not with this kind of scumbag, and my sister will introduce you to better ones in the future.Get a good night's sleep, tomorrow will be another sunny day.

Aunt Hong:

Ma Dan, Chang'an Lane, give me a hard time, get out of the way! ┴┴(╰(｀ ′)╯(┴┴ demolition house

Nima, it has been more than half a month, where is the figure?Has the wound been licked yet?When a man finishes crying, he should stand up and masturbate, those two sluts are showing their love on Weibo, that Lishangmeng @you, you should be happy so that his tricks can't succeed!

Forget it, whenever you are in the mood, just say it, and the old lady will always welcome you with open arms.

Tang An was immediately dumbfounded when he saw the news from Aunt Hong. Emma, ​​why did he forget to reply to the QQ of this vixen?Immediately, he stretched out his claws and crackled, this time it was better than last time, and it took 10 minutes for a "long, long, long" message.

Chang'an Lane:

I’m here to apologize to m(__)m. Some things happened during this period, so I haven’t been on Q. As for the things that broke them, it has nothing to do with me. We will not interfere in their lives.I will go to Weibo to see~

After Tang An posted this message, he died on Weibo, and was delighted to find that his Weibo had gone crazy like QQ, with countless @ floating on his head, and after opening them one by one, he found that there were several of them that were about Li Shangmeng. Yes, this made Tang An extremely painful-children, you have already got it, can you stop stimulating other people's glassy hearts?

Looking at the number of comments under his last Weibo, Tang An was scared to pee in an instant, Emma, ​​this is almost five figures, and everyone is free now.

Comment 1: Male gods don’t cry, it’s nothing if you lose your halberd, our goal is the sea of ​​stars!

Comment 2: The male god and I are scumbags, and I practice the beggar gang with me, and the relationship is all fleeting~

Comment 3: Xiao Anzi, you showed your face, it’s been more than a month, you can’t really go to the rooftop to do free fall, right?

Comment 4: Come back soon, I can't take it anymore, come back soon~~~~~~~~~

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Tang An rolled on the ground, Emma, ​​these girls are really good, he was overjoyed to see it, but now he really doesn't care about the broken halberd, and he wouldn't read these messages so happily, then immediately Sent a Weibo——

Chang'an Lane:

I just want to be a quiet and handsome man, please don't bother me~ hum! ╭(╯^╰)╮

PS: As Zhalang-certified Master Shen Gong, I love Xiao Shou Shou, why do Gong Gongshou fall in love with each other?Too much brainstorming~

The weibo here just sent it out, and Aunt Hong's message came back, her tone as violent and sharp as ever.

Aunt Hong:

Yo, Sang Xin's little shou, are you back?This is really a lifetime series, huh?

If you don't reply to my message again, even if you didn't do free fall, my mother will rush to your house to let you feel it!Do you know how worried I am, my mother?ah? !

Damn it, he knew that women should not be messed with, especially women who come to the aunt every moment of the year 360 days a year, and immediately apologized and thanked her.

Chang'an Lane:

The little one knew it was wrong, the little one will never dare again, and I'm really not sad now, so don't worry about me.

Aunt Hong:

Forget it, Aijia doesn't have the same knowledge as Xiao Shou.It is said that the people in our imperial network distribution circle are going to get together on Christmas Eve. Some local tyrants have volunteered to cover all the expenses. Are you coming?You said you, my mother is so familiar with you, until now she doesn't know anything except that you are in the imperial capital, are you sorry for me?

Party?Tang An froze for a moment.He has always distinguished three-dimensional and Two-dimensional very clearly, so the three-dimensional information circulating on the Internet is just that he lives in the imperial capital, and nothing else.But if it's a party, he still wants to go. After all, he also has a lot of good friends in the online distribution circle, such as Aunt Hong, and it's good for everyone to meet up.But—Nima, I am now a meow, the road to transformation is extremely bumpy, how can I go to the party?Lao Zhi wants to change form┭┮﹏┭┮

After thinking for a long time, Tang An typed a line:

I probably won't be able to go, let's talk about it when the time comes, I will probably go if conditions permit.Besides, isn't there still more than a month left, don't worry~

Just a few seconds after this line was written, Aunt Hong’s reply arrived:

I know that you have always clearly distinguished the two and three dimensions, so don't force it, although I am still looking forward to meeting you.There is a supporting role in Lishangmeng in my old lady's new play. Now he is the only one who has not handed in the dry voice. Nima has to go to remind the voice. To be honest, I don't want to deal with him at all. It seems that the words are also hypocritical.Forget it, I'll go first, alright~

There are also a few messages that are reminders of the dry voice. Fortunately, Tang An has a very good habit, that is, he likes to send the recorded dry voice to his other three-dimensional dedicated QQ mailbox for backup. No, this will It came in handy.As the Emperor of Efficiency, Tang An had already recorded these dry sounds, so he just sent them over right now. By the way, he left a message for Zhong Yi to report his safety.

In just an hour, there were already hundreds of comments under the Weibo that Tang An just posted, shaking his tired paws, Tang An opened the comments and scrolled down:

Comment 1: HHHHHH, what the hell is this?Master God Attack?My lord didn't take any medicine today, I think I'm cute~

Comment 2: My lord, the little one finally saw you bubbling like a dragon and a tiger, and died without regret~

Comment 3: Come on, open your mouth and take medicine~

Comment 4: A quiet pretty boy?No picture no truth!If you have the ability to post on Weibo, if you have the ability to post pictures~

Comment 5: There are too many slots, I don’t know where to start complaining... Bronze Ball Explosive Photos~

Comment 6: I don't want to burst the soap, just ask for a lot of thick lines on the neck.

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Maybe because they knew that Tang An didn't want to bring up the matter of Broken Halberd and Li Shangmeng, the fans unanimously brought the topic to "Taking Medicine, Bao Zhao". Same thing.

Seeing this, Tang An felt warm in his heart. He felt very happy to have such a group of fans.

Suddenly, Li Shangmeng received an Aite, and Tang An had a black line in his head. Does he want to block this person?If this develops according to the plot in the novel, maybe the person Li Shangmeng likes is himself, and then he uses the method of seduce and break the halberd to clear away the peach blossoms around Tang An, and at the same time attracts Tang An's attention by himself. ah!

Tang An was overwhelmed by his own brain hole. Brain supplementation is a disease and needs to be cured!

After opening it, I saw Lishangmeng's latest Weibo——

CV Glass Dream:

Today everyone is discussing to get together with the acquaintances in the Didu online distribution circle on Christmas Eve. Zheji and I have already decided to go together. We will see you on Christmas Eve~ By the way, @长安巷are you going?Zhaji always wanted to see you before, well, although he doesn’t want to now, but I hope you can go too, and invite me and Zheji’s two people’s nest to play at that time~

Comment 1: Mengmeng and Zheji are so affectionate, Zheji made the right choice at the beginning!

Comment 2: Is it really good to show affection like this every day?Others will be heartbroken when they see it! @ Chang'an Lane

Comment 3: Xiaoyou, with such a low-key temperament as Zheji, I can accompany you to the party. I love my wife so much, I really love it~

Comment 4: Right people will always meet, no matter how many wrong loves there have been.

Comment 5: People in Nima Road can't stand it anymore. Zheji and Chang'an Lane have said that they have nothing to do with each other. What are you doing with Aite, who is a master and a fan of fans every day?

Comment 6: That is, to show affection is to show affection, what is Nima doing with eccentricities every day?Where there is a master, there are fans!

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Tang An was amused in his heart, but he couldn't say anything to people like Li Shangmeng. The more you talked, the more likely he would get high. Anyway, if he didn't respond, he would always be bored.

Just when Tang An was deep in thought, the door of the room was suddenly opened, and a damn familiar voice floated over: "Tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to be able to use a computer. It seems that your IQ is not curable. !"

Turn around, raise your head, and pounce on the man leaning against the door frame with his hands folded on his chest—I will bite you to death!

The author has something to say: A certain D hugged An An and cried and passed out in the toilet. There is no comment, no collection, hemp egg, so sad, I have already stood on the roof~