[Net match] CV is a cat

A certain cat's whimsical idea of ​​wanting to see blood on Shen Tao's neck was quickly killed in the cradle, and the guy who was idle leaning on the door frame with a charming smile said slowly: "You just come to bite, If the scarf around my neck is bitten by you, I will ask the little boy who left you behind that day for compensation, and by the way, I will also pay for medical expenses and mental damage, what do you think, little stupid?"

Tang An stopped his rushing posture, pouted his little buttocks and lay on the spot grinding his teeth, suddenly he felt his teeth itch!

Shen Tao walked up to Tang An in a few steps, knelt down and picked up Tang An's two front paws, smiling like a fox: "Now let's talk about a condition, I will teach you to transform into a human." , you will always be with me from now on, okay?"

Tang An curled his lips, turned his head, and ignored you!

Shen Tao burst out laughing when he saw Tang An's arrogant appearance, and rubbed his nose against Meow's head, his bright black eyes were full of smiles: "You are really stupid, I will have you in the future." I can't be lonely any more when I'm with you."

"Lonely? Have you been lonely for a long time? Look at your appearance, as long as you think about it, don't you miss a lot of beauties." Tang An meowed and snorted.

Shen Tao hugged Tang An into his arms, sat casually against the floor-to-ceiling windows, and sighed almost inaudibly: "Ordinary human beings will die soon, they only have a lifespan of 100 years, and I will live a long, long time .Since it is doomed to be unable to stay together for a lifetime, it is better to be just such a person than to lose it after getting it. But it should not be the case in the future. The human soul lives in the cat's body, and it becomes a demon when it is enlightened. You are still like me. The first demon I've seen in years, you can live as long as I do."

Hearing this, Tang An felt sorry for this person. Indeed, not everyone could bear to watch his friends and lovers around him grow old and die one by one, while he was still as young as ever, just like that rainy night , he watched his parents leave him, feeling as if the whole world had abandoned him, but—why would you know that my soul is a human being?And what species are you?

"Meow meow meow!" said, you tell the master, how do you know?Tang An was thumping in Shen Tao's arms, he was bound to ask one, two, three today.

"You mean me?" Shen Tao smiled and pointed at his nose, as if he was quite happy when someone asked him what he was, "I am a human being, no, it should be said that I used to be a human being, more than 200 years ago in the world. The aura was not very thin, and there were still some cultivators and goblins at that time. However, with the two world wars and the pollution of the earth, the resentment of human beings and the pollution of the environment made the aura gradually dissipate, and many practitioners and monsters also Died in the war, anyway, I haven't seen it in all these years."

"After I survived, I occasionally helped some local people, and I was treated as a land lord. Last time I went to a small village in the suburbs, I saw a child who took the college entrance examination worshiping me. That day at the dessert shop, I thought you were a cat. It's a bit weird, but after using spiritism, it turned out that a cat's body was matched with a human soul, so it seems that the cat saved you in order to repay your kindness."

At this moment, Tang An's body was already stiff like a stone, he was a fool, and his mind kept making comparisons between the land man on TV and the guy holding him. Damn it, except that they were both in human form. Is half as good?In this era, even the land lords are starting to look at their faces?As for his secret being known, Tang An doesn't care anymore, what can you do in front of someone with magic?

"Then we've made a deal, I'll teach you how to transform, and you'll stay with me from now on." Shen Tao squeezed the pink pads under the cat's paws with his fingers, "I still have a lot of jade stones that are full of aura. It is enough to support you until you take shape, of course, unless you are too stupid to learn for a long time, tsk tsk, how do I feel that I have seen the end?"

Tang An jumped up, bumped his head into Shen Tao's chest, stretched out his claws and impassionedly accused: "Who says I'm stupid? I'll be able to transform soon! You just wait!"

"So you agreed to my terms?" Shen Tao smiled like a spring breeze, making Tang An tremble and burst into tears.

Hey, hey, Ma Ma, how stupid I am to be hot for God's horse, and the aggressive method, and the aggressive method, it's all because of your cheap mouth, Tang An slapped himself without hesitation!However, what he said just now made sense, and I was speechless!Wo really wants to change form, change form must accept love, accept love must be repaid, why am I a child with such an upright outlook?

So one person, one cat reached an agreement on this!

Tang An: Why do I always feel that I am at a loss?It's fine to stay with me, what if he treats me like an old lady?No, by that time Lao Zhi has already transformed into shape, Lao Zhi must be mighty and unyielding, hold your claws!

"By the way, can you call Zhong Yi later? I'm afraid he won't find me and I'm worried." No matter what happens, a bamboo horse cannot be lost. Tang An blinked at Shen Tao with a pair of golden eyes, quite Innocent and pure.

When Shen Tao saw Tang An's eyes and expression, he sighed in his heart. He was so stupid. Of course, he couldn't refuse Tang An's request, so someone pinched the cat's face and called Zhong Yi. After connecting, Shen Tao briefly explained his identity as Tang An's master and Tang An's own wishes. After hanging up the phone, he passed on the situation of Tang An's family Zhong Yi. Yes, but when I returned to the shopping mall in a panic, I was hit by a drunk driving comrade, and my leg was broken. Now I am lying in the hospital enjoying the syringe of the beautiful nurse~

It was dark when the work was done, and Tang An was very hungry, but he resolutely resisted drinking goat milk. He said he wanted to eat solid food!

Shen Tao had nothing to do with him, with a helpless expression on his face: "I was going to buy it tomorrow, forget it, let's treat it as a reward for not causing me any trouble today."

While talking, Shen Tao went to get the laptop that was still left in the corner, and when he saw Weibo and QQ that had not yet been closed in the future, the smile on his face gradually deepened, with a deep meaning of "so it is".If Tang An sees it, he might immediately blow up his hair and run away, it's too scary QAQ

"Oh, I really didn't expect that Chang'an Lane is you."

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~" Tang An outside the door has already called out impatiently, the cat's paws are also scratching the door, he is really hungry, but he obviously forgot that his Weibo and QQ are not related The truth is that you are too stupid and cute, even God can't save you!

The first thing Tang An did after getting into Shen Tao's car was to roll over on the back seat, sucking his saliva, and touching his paws here and there, as if he saw an eight-pack abs It’s like the handsome guy in the world——Spyker C8, you want shit, Lao Zhi really wants to keep it for himself, Nima, these local tyrants don’t let me wait for the low-level people to live.Tang An's mind was already playing the small theater of killing Shen Tao's top ten murder plans, and then driving away in a luxury car, laughing so hard that his saliva almost fell out.

It's just Xiao Anzi, with your current small body, if you want to drive, are you sure you're not kidding yourself?

While fastening his seat belt, Shen Tao looked back at Tang An amusedly, but in the end he couldn't help ruffling Tang An's hair. This little idiot looked like a child no matter from the Internet or in reality. Knowing how he grew up when he was still a human being, he was not abducted by human traffickers.I also thought about the rumors on the Internet that Chang'an Lane's parents died in a car accident. It's no wonder why this guy has only one buddy to report his safety. His parents are long gone. How can he be safe?Forget it, I will pamper you more in the future, after all, I finally met her.

When an ordinary person holds a cute cat in the supermarket, he will attract the crowds of cute and bleeding girls. When a handsome fried chicken guy holding an ordinary cat appears in the mall, the crowd will be so handsome that he will be delirious The siege of mature women, and when the fried chicken handsome guy and cute meow became a combination product, it caused a female earthquake!

"Oh my god, I feel like I'm going to melt. This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it." The cute girl covered her little heart, wiped the unknown red liquid under her nose, and didn't forget to take two quick photos. The more dizzy.

The long-haired girl held her beautiful face that was obviously congested, wiped her saliva, grabbed the cuff of the boyfriend next to her and said, "Oh my god, this combination is so cute, handsome guy and cute meow, I will die without regrets .Nobita, go, take me to the hospital, let the doctor give me a blood transfusion, I can't do it!"

A certain beauty who looked like a professional bone spirit looked at the pair from the inside out, and then grabbed the ear of the blue pot friend next to her and said, "Look at how gentle, clean and refined they are, and they are holding such a cute thing." .Look at you again, can I please stop hiding socks under the bed?"

Among the attracted women, in addition to the mature and cute loli, there are also a group of unknown creatures whose brains are open to the sky.

Unidentified creature [-]: "Oh my god, this gentle and aggressive rhythm? I really want to match him with a tsundere little shou!"

Unidentified Creature [-]: "Damn it, if the cute cat in his arms can cultivate into a human being, it would be a match made in heaven. Emma, ​​I can't stop my imagination. I will go to JJ tonight to open a hole."

Tang An's face paled in fright when faced with the X-rays of his girls. Those aggressive gazes were so fucking penetrating. He finally understood why those stars always like to wrap themselves up in crowded places. Mummified.Sitting in the shopping cart and looking up at Shen Tao, um, as expected of a century-old old man who has gone through wind and rain, he is so calm and terrifying.

Danfeng eyes, straight nose, thin lips, white skin, sharp edges and corners, really good-looking, drool~(ˉ﹃ˉ)

Damn, this script is wrong!How could it be possible for a wise man like labor paper to be deceived by beauty, everything just now was just an illusion, um, an illusion!Get away, evil spirit!Tang An was overwhelmed by his terrifying thoughts, and rolled into the corner of the shopping cart like a ball holding his head.

Shen Tao looked at him inexplicably, what's wrong?However, it's really cute. I don't know what it will be like after becoming a human?

After buying all the things, Shen Tao was ready to check out, when he suddenly found his cat sitting on top of a pile of things and photographing the shopping cart, with big watery eyes just looking at you like this: "Meow meow meow!"

I want that stuffed bunny, the biggest one, I want it!

Looking in the direction pointed by Tang An's paw, a huge white rabbit was sitting on the bed not far away from a place selling bedding, looking at them stupidly.

"You really want it?" Shen Tao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he picked up Tang An and rubbed it in his arms. He really brought back a living treasure, and the days to come might be quite lively, but that's what he wanted. A popular life?

Tang An nodded. He didn't play with this kind of plush toys a long time ago, let alone a boy - it's just that this toy rabbit is very similar to what his mother joked to buy for him on his 17th birthday. His one, unfortunately, neither she nor Dad could wait for his 17th birthday.

"Okay, I'll buy it for you." Shen Tao agreed with a smile.

Tang An was moved to tears, good man, I will never bite you again, put my hands together!

"Since you're spending my money now, when you transform successfully, the housework will be handed over to you. There is no free lunch in this world!"

Change your face in a second!Jin □□'s eyes were burning with anger, what the hell, can't you let me keep moving you for a few seconds?I knew you weren't the one who suffered the most, what about the friendship between people? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Shen Tao couldn't help laughing in his heart, he loves to tease himself more and more now, he couldn't be cuter!

In the end, Shen Tao still bought the big white rabbit, but since it was not for sale as a decorative bedding, Shen Tao insisted on buying two sets of the most expensive bedding, and then persuaded the seller's aunt to give the big white rabbit as a gift. he.

That night, Tang An slept soundly next to the big white rabbit under the quilt in his room, and from time to time he barked happily.In the next room, Shen Tao listened to the radio drama with his earphones plugged in, and by the way, flipped through the posts in Zhongzhuan. Of course, these things were all related to a CV - Chang'an Lane!

The author has something to say: Xiao Anzi has already been written by me as a combination of stupid and cute. As for Shen Tao, he wanted to write such a person with a bit of a poisonous tongue at the beginning, but in fact he is really doting and sometimes a little childish Mind attack~

By the way, looking for a collection, a certain D who looks at the collection every day has blood on his face...