[Net match] CV is a cat

"Peng!"

After seeing the cat nodding his head, Zhong Yi slid off the bed and sat on the floor, his eyes widened, and he raised his hand to cover his chest: "I was frightened! Xiao Anzi, did you really turn into a meow after you died and came to find me?"

Zhong Yi poked Tang An's fleshy cat's face with his finger, and in exchange for Tang An's paw, but at the moment Zhong Yi had no time to worry about these things, all he was thinking about was Tang An becoming a cat, of course, I still have a little doubt in my heart, maybe it was just a mistake just now?

"Are you really Tang An?" Ask again, unwilling to give up.

"Meow meow!" Click it again, it's annoying.Stretch out your paw and point to the computer—I want to type it!

After so many years of close friends, Zhong Yi understood, went to bed with the laptop, opened Word, and asked Tang An to press the keyboard and enter the text.

Tang An used the small claws of plum blossoms to press the keys, and he often pressed three keys with one paw, so he typed a sentence for half an hour.Of course, as a loyal dog, Zhong Yi’s children’s shoes hugged the pillow and waited patiently on the side, but he didn’t feel a little irritable——, I’m used to being oppressed, Nima even Xiao Anzi has become such a small meow, I’m still afraid of him~

Finally Tang An's small body moved away from the keyboard, and there was only one sentence on the computer: Don't tell other people about what happened after my death.

Now Zhong Yi was [-]% sure that the fluffy ball on the bed was his brother. He hugged Tang An and began to murmur. It took him a long time to catch his breath, and slowly told Tang An what happened.

The house left by Tang An after his death was sold by the two families together with the consent of the neighbor's grandmother.Part of the money I got bought a cemetery with excellent Fengshui to bury Tang An, and the other part and the tens of thousands of yuan left in the bank account were all given to the neighbor's grandmother as a pension, but the neighbor's grandmother changed hands and donated it to the orphan hospital.It's not that Tang An's relatives never came to make trouble, but they all retreated in front of the will in the end.The most chilling thing was that the family of the little boy Tang An had saved never came to express their gratitude.

Tang An sighed silently, what was it all about? Fortunately, he had the foresight to make a will. As for the young Zhengtai's family, Tang An shrugged his shoulders in his heart. But he didn't save people because of others' thanks, so it's not a big deal.

As for Tang An's nodding and acknowledgment because of Mao Hui's eccentricity, it was actually after careful consideration.He is a cat now, and he can't do many things by himself. It is safer to have someone to help him. The biggest advantage of Zhong Yi is that he has a firm mouth. He doesn't want his bizarre things to be known by others, especially The godmother of his family's world broadcasting, maybe she will be thrown into the laboratory and disemboweled next time.

Now that he knows that Meow’s real body is his own brother, Zhong Yi has completely transformed into a shit-shoveling officer in the next few days, or it would be more accurate to describe it as a cat slave, holding high the banner of “all centered on Meow’s preferences” , singing all the way forward, never stopping.Coupled with the unlimited pampering of Queen Mother Zhong and Zhong Rao, even if Father Zhong expressed extreme jealousy for this, it could not change the fact that Tang An was already at the top of the food chain in Zhong's family. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Today is sunny, sunny, and cloudless. A snowball-like kitten is sitting by the floor-to-ceiling window, looking up at 45 degrees bright and sad. It just leaves an elegant and lonely back for stupid humans. Lost on the road, a tall and handsome man walked slowly behind it, holding it up carefully like a treasure: "My lord queen, I beg you, just once, just once! Can you help me? I don't want to be executed by the Queen Mother and the Supreme Emperor Lingchi at all!!! As long as you as the mascot show up, I will kneel down for you!"

Without hesitation, he slapped his paw on the face, meowing, if meowing doesn't show his power, do you really think I'm dead?Believe it or not, this palace rewards you with a lot of fame?

Tang An looked at Zhong Yi's bitter face after beating someone, and nodded the cat's head without hesitation. By the way, he gave Zhong Yi another slap. Thinking about his next time in hell, Tang An I feel his ass hurts.

The matter started four days ago. That day happened to be the second day Tang An arrived at Zhong's house. Zhong Yi carried him to choose a litter box and cat food. Ni Tongxie, the double tragedy of Yusu Tang An and Zhong Yi began—Ginni Tongxie is a crazy pet lover, but unfortunately her papa does not allow her to keep her at home, Yu Su stretched her claws to Tang An.Every time I see Tang An, I have to squat and pinch, non-stop for a long time, Tang An is played to the half disabled by her every time.This girl still had to see Tang An every day, otherwise she would go and chat with Zhong's family papa about her life and her relationship with Zhong Yi. In order to save her own life, Zhong Yi resolutely sacrificed her brother.

Tang An finally broke out after being devastated, and that's why today's scene happened. It's a pity that he was as soft-hearted as he, so he nodded and agreed to today's shopping trip, poor baby!

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Two hours later, the two of them stood awkwardly in the store, at a loss for the cold shopping guide.

"Miss, can you bring me that orange bag, please? I want to try it." Ginny handed the handbag to Zhong Yi, and said to the shopping guide, "It's the third one from the left."

"I'm sorry, pets are not allowed in the store." The shopping guide's face was as cold as snow, her expression was displeased, she answered the question in a wrong way, and by the way, she swept Zhong Yi and Ginny from head to toe with her money detector-like eyes , from the inside to the outside, and finally looked up contemptuously, "That bag is our new Chanel winter bag, priced at 9399." Means, can you afford it?

After the shopping guide said this, he stepped on high-heeled shoes that were more than ten centimeters high, raised his head and chest, and left like a black swan.Tang An said, in fact, girl, with your facial expressions and the effect of your clothes, Black Widow is more suitable for you.

After the queen-like shopping guide drifted away, a sweet princess-shaped shopping guide passed by them, but she was too busy looking at her newly-made crystal nails under the light, and didn't even leave the corner of her eye for them until After walking a few steps, he turned around and said, "Please do not enter the store with pets in your arms."

Zhong Yi just wanted to reason with these two shopping guides. After all, no man's self-esteem would allow him to lose face in front of his girlfriend.

Ginny was angry before him, and sneered at the two shop assistants: "Dogs look down on people and think that they are high-end because they sell luxury goods? But they are just a shopping guide, and they don't serve people, hmph! My aunt will call you to complain later!"

As soon as she pulled the handbag on Zhong Yi's arm, Ginny wanted to use her mobile phone to complain, but before she reached into the bag, a scream came out: "Meow~~~~~"

It turned out that Ginny pulled the bag too fast and too hard, and directly pulled Zhong Yi's arm away, so Tang An, who was held in Zhong Yi's arms, was naturally released and fell freely. As a kitten, Tang An still couldn't master the skill point of flying over eaves and walls.

Fuck, Lao Zhi must have been possessed by the God of Plague, Lao Zhi doesn't want his butt to bloom! ! !If today's catastrophe escaped, Lao Zhi would definitely go to the temple to worship.Who will save meow, I promise it with my body!

"Meow?" Why is it not hard at all, not cold at all, but soft?I remember that this store is not rich enough to put wool carpets on the floor, right?

"Yo, little stupid, we meet again."

Nima is so familiar with this voice!

∑(°△°|||)︴Wait, why is it formed in the brain?Ma Ma, there is a ghost!Also, who is Benben?

Tang An opened his radiant golden cat eyes, and the goal he saw was a handsome face that wanted him to scratch his paw in order to disfigure the other party quickly, hehe, why can Nima see you everywhere?So it was this queen who saved me just now?Forget it, just treat me as if I farted just now.

Shen Tao looked at the big golden eyes of the kitten in his arms, and it seemed that he was thinking of some ghost idea. The ghostly appearance really made people want to be bullied.

The moment Zhong Yi let go of Tang An, he was lying. If something happened to him, wouldn't he have to cut himself open to apologize?It's too late, the one who killed my brother's god horse is simply abusing CRY┭┮﹏┭┮, and then, Tang An was rescued by a handsome guy, thinking of his brother's gay attributes, Emma, ​​isn't this a hero rescuer? Is it a typical plot of beauty? →_→

Tang An's scream just now can be said to have resounded through the entire space. Just when everyone thought a bloodshed incident was about to happen, there was a turning point for the masculinity. Everyone said——I really want to fall, and then accept the handsome man Warm hugs, envy, jealousy, hate!

Zhong Yi was the first to react, and rushed over to hug Tang An back: "An An, are you okay?"

"Sir, this is my cat. Thank you so much for saving it just now, may I ask you to return it to me?" Zhong Yi said to Shen Tao solemnly, without changing his face, but the actual situation in his heart is—Queen Mother, hurry up. Come and save me, why is this shiny male creature smiling so provocatively?I'm about to pee your son!

Ginny was in a nympho state as early as the moment Shen Tao appeared, her face was flushed and shy, she rubbed her fingers against Shen Tao's side and said slowly: "Sir, this cat is raised by our family, that, Can you return it to us? Also, I think you look familiar, have we met?"

What a big deal, Tang An rolled his eyes when he heard Ginny say this, and almost passed out. Is this woman flirting with a handsome guy in front of her boyfriend?Ma Dan, girl, take another look at Xiao Yizi, he's about to cry, okay?Tang An is very irritable now, his brother is about to be NTR rhythm!

Zhong Yi's complexion was a little bad at the moment, he frowned and called Ginny, then looked at Shen Tao, wanting to hug Tang An back directly, but he was afraid of hurting Tang An, so he could only say to Shen Tao: " Sir, we are in a hurry, please return the cat to us."

Shen Tao smiled slightly, touched the hair on Tang An's neck before handing him to Zhong Yi, at this moment, Shen Tao's voice came back in Tang An's brain: "Little stupid, it's been so many days that you're still There is no transformation, no, it seems that you haven't even found the mental method, and your IQ is worrying. If you are willing to go back with me, I will teach you transformation, how about it?"

"You're so stupid? Believe it or not, I'll scratch you to death! I don't care about incarnation!" Tang An became irritable, and now he really wanted to jump on Shen Tao's neck and take a bite of revenge, but the reality was too skinny. All he could do was bark his teeth in Zhong Yi's arms.

Shen Tao turned around, and the shopping guide who had been sneering at Tang An and the others just now bit him like a smelly fly, and his smile couldn't have been more obsequious.

Here Zhong Yi pulled Ginny and was about to leave, but what he never expected was that Ginny pulled him and Shen Tao into the same store again, and after seeing Shen Tuhao, he bought a few without blinking. After putting on more than N zero winter clothes, Ginny's burning eyes almost made a hole in Shen Tao's body, and then looked back at Zhong Yi standing next to her, all the advantages of being handsome and good-natured in the past become a disadvantage.

Zhong Yi has made so many girlfriends, Ginny couldn't see this kind of thought, and snorted coldly: "Why are you envious? But people haven't even glanced at you. If you want to stay here in shame, I won't be with you."

After finishing speaking, Zhong Yi turned around and left.When a man is disliked by his girlfriend, or in front of another man who is obviously much taller than himself, it is definitely throwing his self-esteem on the ground and stepping on it. Uncle and aunt can't bear it.

When Tang An saw Zhong Yi put him in Ginny's arms and left, he felt very anxious.Xiao Yizi, bridge bean sack!If you want to leave, remember to take me with you, I'm afraid this woman will tear me into pieces!Don't go (Erkang hands~

"You're right. If you weren't so poor, I would have been treated like that by two old women when I was at Chanel just now?" Ginny felt that she was wronged just now, and now Zhong Yi's actions can be said to be completely ignited. Dynamite barrel.

She lowered her head and saw Tang An who was still in her arms, thinking that Shen Tao would rather save Zhong Yi's pets than look at her, this kind of thought was simply adding fuel to the fire and Hong Guoguo's anger.Tang An's hair exploded when he noticed Ginny's eyes. His animal instinct told him that the farther away from this woman the better. He just wanted to have a white cat jump over the dragon gate to leave this woman's arms. Ginny's hatred was worth it. But at this moment, he reached the apex, he threw Tang An out, clapped his hands and left.

What about loving pets?Can you have fun?

Tang An tried his best to find a balance point in the air, striving for serious injuries without dying, and minor injuries without losing arms and legs, but why did Mao Laozhi feel that he was beyond rescue?The wind blowing past my ear, why did you tell me the cruel truth about baby teeth, tears streaming down my face~

Huh?stopped?Lao Zhi is so LUCKY, saved twice a day, Oye!

"It's so pitiful, have you been abandoned? Is it really not attractive?" Tang An's gentle and laughing voice came from above his head, Tang An almost wanted to cry, savior, I don't dislike you anymore, and those two Compared to scumbags, you are indeed the salvation of the nest, and a poisonous tongue is nothing!

Tang An hugged Shen Tao's arm like a koala, and was careful not to make the third parabolic movement.

"Do you want to go back with me?" Shen Tao coaxed with a smile, that face was so handsome under the light that everyone was angry, and the faces of the two or three shopping guide girls around were all red. Of course, they were confused by the beauty Tang An also covered his face with his paws, Nima was so ashamed, he wanted to drool, meowing because of her beauty.

Fortunately, Tang An's concentration is still enough, after removing his claws, he pretended to be calm and said: "Meow meow meow!"

No, what if Zhong Yi can't find me when he comes back?Besides, I don't want to live with A Piao.Tang An had long discovered that Shen Tao could understand his cat language, and he spoke without panting.

"Oh." Shen Tao was a little amused, how did this stupid guy figure out that he was a supernatural creature, "Let me make a bet with you, if that friend of yours doesn't come to you before eight o'clock in the evening, he will be with you." How about I go home? Or do you have no confidence in yourself and your friends?"

"Who said that? Zhong Yi will definitely come back and look for me!" Tang An regretted it after saying the words, the simplest way of aggressiveness, he actually fell into the trap, and slapped himself on the mouth, making you mean!What Tang An didn't realize was that he actually ignored Shen Tao's internal conversation just now, habit is really a terrible thing.

Shen Tao hugged Tang An and sat on the bench at the entrance of the shopping mall. This was the easiest place to see people coming. As long as someone from the Zhong family came to pick Tang An up, they would definitely see them.At first Tang An was full of confidence, but seeing the setting sun sinking bit by bit, and the gradually darkening sky, his heart gradually became cold. While worrying whether something happened to Zhong's family, he felt aggrieved and sad at the same time. But he didn't believe that Zhong Yi deliberately didn't come to find him, and he had been in love for so many years.

Tang An raised his head to look at the full moon in the sky, and then at the road with fewer and fewer people. The hour hand on Shen Tao's watch had slowly moved towards the number twelve. The cold wind at night made him curl up his whole body In Shen Tao's arms.Originally, as a newly weaned kitten, Tang An couldn't stand the torment, and the shock twice a day had already exhausted him physically and mentally, so he fell asleep without knowing it.

Shen Tao looked at the little guy who was already asleep and sighed deeply, alas, I thought you could win, but I didn't expect that it would be me who won in the end.Wrapping Tang An in his clothes, Shen Tao walked towards his car. It was time to go back, he had to go to work tomorrow.

The author has something to say: Poor Xiao Anzi, you have fallen into the hands of a black-bellied beauty from now on, Ma Ma will definitely let Xiao Shen love you~

Thank you Zero Ze for the mines, okay?

Rolling and asking for collection and comments, I have no motivation, I don’t want to open forest~