[Net match] CV is a cat

"Slap!" The ruthless sound of a heavy object hammering the skull.

"Aww~" the golden retriever howled fiercely as if being kicked by a little brother.

Zhong Yi covered his head and looked sadly at the apple cores in the trash can, then Xizi held his heart and made a weak complaint: "Zhong Rao, is it the apple cores that have enmity with you or your brother and my head? ! Don’t you know that men are made of water? It will break if you touch it!”

Tang An: Σ(っ°Д°;)っWho is this guy?Doubi, don't pretend to be my lovely Yiyi!

Tang An twisted his buttocks and buried his head in the corner of the sofa, and buried himself with the cushion with his little paws—it's too shameful, he is actually friends with such a funny guy, as a bastard he Said that it would be embarrassing to say it out, why didn't he find out before?Could it be that meow's eyes are sharper than human's?

Also, the Queen Mother Zhong doesn't like to raise animals and horses. Could it be that she really has a bad life for her baby teeth?

Ma Dan, Lao Zhi must be the godmother of the Empress Dowager, obtain the family's permanent residence permit, and hold the claws!

Zhong Rao wiped his hands with a tissue, and dusted off the clothes on the shoulders that Zhong Yi touched just now. His expression was indifferent, with a sarcastic smile and raised eyebrows. Then a fierce tiger descended the mountain, Zhong Yi was kicked to the ground, and his collar was covered by a pair of white tender He pulled up his slender hand: "Xiao Yizi, I tell you, if my baby Xuetuan'er is kicked out, hehe, I don't mind discussing with the Queen Mother about the fourth girlfriend you just got this year. What do you think?" ?”

Hearing this, Zhong Yi immediately raised his dog's paw to surrender and swear, and smiled obsequiously at Zhong Rao: "Empress, don't worry, even if the little one goes up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I will definitely protect His Highness the Crown Prince for you, and there will be no complaints at all." ! It's mine, it hurts me. Well, it's about my girlfriend..."

Zhong Rao let go of Zhong Yi's collar, clapped his hands, nodded, expressed his appreciation for Zhong Yi's dog-legged attitude, and sat back on the sofa, squinting at Zhong Yi: "It depends on my mood. I didn't say that, cousin Can’t you stick to one thing? If you are so hardworking, sooner or later your uncle and aunt will make it. With the extreme feminist thinking of your aunt, if you don’t die, you will have to shed your skin. I don’t know what you think. "

Tang An jumped out of the corner as soon as he heard this, stretched out his claws angrily, his big golden eyes were filled with fire, and roared at Zhong Yi: "Meow~meow~"

Dead Zhong Yi, Lao Zhi, as a homosexual, has never found a boyfriend since he was a child. Nima, you are the fourth term this year, go shit, shit!You, a scumbag who corrupts social ethics and morals, I just want to say one thing to you-why have you never introduced me to a good boy?

Zhong Yi: That cat waved its paw at me, uh...expressed his admiration?

"Crack! Creak!"

"What are the brothers and sisters doing? I bought too much food today, and I'm dying. Hurry up and help me."

Just as the golden retriever was confronting the empress and His Royal Highness, a very discordant voice appeared, and an even more discordant face of a middle-aged woman was getting closer.

"Kakkaka."

Zhong Yi turned his head to look at Zhong Rao, and cast a sharp look in his eyes - Madam, what should I do?The Queen Mother is back, am I not ready yet?Do you really want me to be cannon fodder?

Zhong Rao narrowed her eyes and raised her eyebrows—it is your blessing to be cannon fodder for my son.superior!golden retriever!

Tang An's eyes were red the moment he saw the Empress Dowager of the Zhong family coming back. Ever since his parents passed away, the Empress Dowager Zhong, who was his mother's best friend since childhood, treated him no worse than her son. And, she can be considered a half mother, although Queen Mother Zhong was originally Tang An's godmother.At this time, when I saw the elders, all the grievances and sourness in my heart came out at once, woo woo, woo woo~

Tang An paced and was about to jump off the sofa, but unfortunately the sofa was too high, it was simply an impossible task for the newly weaned kitten, so he fell to the ground, hurting from the fall.

"Meow~meow~" It hurts so much, woo woo, it hurts so much.

Tang An was already afraid of being wronged in his heart, and he was very sad. This fall caused him a double blow both mentally and physically. Tears fell down like beads with broken threads, and his golden eyes were full of bright tears. Her body trembled from sobbing, her pink curly cat ears moved, while her still hurting body staggered towards Queen Mother Zhong: "Meow~meow~"

Godmother, godmother, it hurts so much, I miss you so much~

"Crack!" The vegetables in Empress Dowager Zhong's hands fell to the ground.

"Is it Xiaoan back? Is it Xiaoan?" Queen Mother Zhong asked tremblingly, watching the little snow dumpling slowly moving towards her, Queen Mother Zhong walked over to pick up the snow dumpling, and touched it white Soft hair, "I know, Xiao An must be back. I know Xiao An will not leave her godmother behind."

She didn't know why, she thought of Tang An when she looked at the watery golden eyes of this little dumpling, the eyes were so similar, she had never seen that kind of coquettish eyes except Tang An, even her own child .

"Mom, Mom, don't be like this! Little Anzi like you won't be able to live in the sky." Zhong Yi's eyes were already red when he heard the name of the Empress Dowager Zhong called Tang An. Dripping down, "Xiao An he...he has been gone...for a month, it's been a month, I..."

At the end, Zhong Yi choked up and couldn't say anything, turned around and went to his room.

"Eldest aunt..." Zhong Rao felt a little uncomfortable standing on the side, unable to say any comforting words with her throat so dry, she had to turn her head away. The atmosphere made me want to cry.

"My little An'an, I knew that you couldn't let go of boy Yi and godfather and mother. Why don't you come back to see us now." The more Empress Dowager Zhong said, the more sad she became, and she cried into tears while holding Tang An .

The saddest thing in the world is that a white-haired person gives a black-haired person.

Tang An broke down crying after Empress Dowager Zhong said "Xiao'an". Godmother, it's my fault. I'm coming back to see you.Looking up at the Empress Dowager Zhong, it seemed that even her hair had grown gray.

Stretch out the paws of the little plum blossom meat, and wipe away the tears bit by bit for the Queen Mother: "Meow~meow~meow~"

Godmother, don't cry, don't cry~ If you cry again, I will almost lose my breath.

When the Queen Mother saw Tang An wiping her tears with her little paws, she cried until she was out of breath. It took a while for her to recover, and she sat on the sofa with Tang An in her arms, and kept stroking the cat's little paws with her hands. The head, just like she always liked to rub Tang An's head.

"Auntie, I picked up this kitten this morning. When I took a look at it, I thought it looked like the boy in the photo on my cousin's desk. It happened to be very cute. I hugged it back. I thought that if I couldn’t find its original owner, I would keep it. Look, Auntie..."

Zhong Rao saw the posture of Queen Mother Zhong and immediately hit the snake with a stick. Who knew that when she saw Tang An, her eyes were full of cuteness, and she didn't see that the eyes were half like the human Tang An in the photo. No way, she didn't know Tang An before~

"Well, take care of it, take care of it." Now the Queen Mother Zhong can't wait to pet the snow dumpling in her hand as an eyeball. If anyone wants to say that Tang An is kicked out, she will be the first to say no, "It must be Xiaoan who can't bear us. , so it turned into a cat and came back to accompany us."

Zhong Rao secretly rolled her eyes, as a young girl who grew up under the red flag and grew up with atheism, she really couldn't agree with what the Empress Dowager Zhong said, but now that she took a closer look, the eyes really resembled each other.Ma Ma, my world view is about to collapse!

Tang An sat quietly on Queen Mother Zhong's lap, stuck out his tongue and licked Queen Mother Zhong's fingers, and rubbed his head again - he had found a normal relative. (Zhong Yi: Then am I abnormal?)

After being affectionate enough, Queen Mother Zhong did not forget her responsibility. After putting Tang An on the sofa, she went to the kitchen to cook. She was thinking about whether to go online at night to find out what cats like to eat, so as to feed tomorrow's cats. Prepare ahead of time.

After crying so much just now, Tang An was already tired from crying, lying on the soft sofa and opening his mouth, he closed his eyes and wanted to sleep.

At this moment, Zhong Yi finally came out of his room, his face as usual, as if the guy who almost cried into SB just now was not him, walked to the side of Tang An who was about to fall asleep, poked his belly, and was immediately irritated The old Tang An patted it with his paw, and made an unhappy sound of "Ulu Ulu".

Seeing Zhong Yi poking his lips here, Nima wanted to cry again, why did Mao Zi react so much after being poked while sleeping?Could this guy really be the reincarnation of Xiao Anzi?Zhong Yi was struck by his own thoughts.

"Zhong Rao, lend me your sweetheart." Zhong Yi picked up Tang An's small body and walked into the room. He was asking for Zhong Rao's opinion, but in fact he had already taken action.

Zhong Rao pursed her lips and shrugged her shoulders. Although Zhong Yi was usually the one she bullied casually, she didn't dare to touch Zhong Yi's scales when something happened.

Tang An was dreaming, when he suddenly felt a pain in his butt, he woke up immediately: "Meow meow!!"

Who dares to pinch Grandpa's ass, stand up, and Grandpa promises not to beat you to death!

As soon as he opened his eyes, a picture appeared in front of his eyes:

On the endless seaside, two big boys hugged each other and laughed carelessly, the tall and strong one hugged the delicate bamboo pole and the thin one, the two brothers looked good.

Tang An's eyes immediately became moist. This photo was taken when he and Zhong Yi traveled to Hainan during the summer vacation this year. Originally, the two of them made an appointment to go to see the sea in the next summer vacation, but now it seems that it can't be realized.

"Meow~" Tang An tilted his head to look at Zhong Yi who was sitting on the edge of the bed, while touching the glass photo frame with his paw.

Zhong Yi already had some doubts in his heart when he saw Tang An's appearance of crying. After a while, he finally asked dryly: "Ahem, you should understand, right? I'll just ask You, are you Xiao Anzi, if you are, can you give me a nod?"

Zhong Yi looked at Tang An and swallowed nervously. Nima, he wasn't so nervous before the college entrance examination.

Tang An was stunned when Zhong Yi asked him this question. Although he also thought about whether to tell Zhong Yi his real identity after seeing Zhong Yi, but when the real thing came to an end, he was at a loss instead.

To say or not to say?

Zhong Yi looked at Xuetuanzi in front of him without any movement for a while, and only looked at him with those innocent eyes, wiped his face in frustration, and smiled weakly: "I'm so stupid, I really believe in some strange power All the things about the gods were infected by the queen mother."

"Meow."

Suddenly felt the cuffs being pulled, looked down, Xue Tuanzi was biting his clothes, then nodded.

The author has something to say: Ma Dan, I am so heartbroken after writing this chapter, I always think of that sad thing.

After my great-grandfather passed away, one day my great-grandmother and the younger generation in the family were out basking in the sun, suddenly a pigeon flew to her feet, and then my great-grandmother pointed at the pigeon and called my great-grandfather’s Name, pigeons are not afraid of people, they are very close to my mother-in-law. After flying away, there are no more pigeons at my mother-in-law’s house. People in the family say that it is my grandfather who turned into a pigeon and came back to see his wife. , heart jam~

Thanks to Ah Zheng for correcting the three landmines and forgetting himself, a certain D was flattered and almost scared to pee~