I am the emperor of the prehistoric

Stone chips fluttered in front of Nuwa's eyes, and Zhang Xiaoxiao's sword danced like flying, constantly wandering around the huge jade block.

Gradually, Nuwa's eyes became brighter and brighter, and she saw that the ugly black stones began to become white and translucent, and around the white jade bed began to appear double dragons playing with beads, a hundred birds facing the phoenix and other jade carvings.

In the end, there was a sidebar on the edge of the white jade bed surface, and the sidebar was also a hollowed out white jade lotus picture carved by Zhang Xiaoxiao with a sword!

Beautiful, really beautiful!Nuwa never thought that a bed could be so beautiful, and she never thought that the inside of the stubborn stone she lay on every day is so exquisite and transparent!

Because it is made of a whole piece of jade, this bed lacks the feeling of luxury, but leaves only beauty and simplicity.

After a cup of tea, Zhang Xiaoxiao put away his broken sword, and then blew on the whole bed!For a while, the whole cave was filled with sand and stones. After the gust of wind, there were no more gravels and grass clippings in the cave, and only the white jade bed stood quietly!

Zhang Xiaoxiao clapped his hands, and then said to Nüwa: "Not bad, I do it myself, it shouldn't be too bad!"

Difference?Where is the difference?Nuwa is not stupid, she finally understood why Zhang Xiaoxiao had that expression when she saw her cave. Compared with the bed she made, the one in front of her is really "tall"!

Nuwa thought to herself, it turns out that the bed is not only used for practicing exercises and sleeping, but also can become very pleasing to the eye and feel to the touch!Hand feeling...Nuwa caressed her jade bed fondly. Zhang Xiaoxiao smoothed the corners of the jade, making it smooth and smooth to the touch.

Zhang Xiaoxiao found that Nuwa looked at her bed with a standard "nympho" expression, and she couldn't help being complacent. Yaya, she made a "high-end, atmospheric, and fashionable" big bed for her ancestors in the previous life. A sense of accomplishment.

She said in high spirits: "How about it, girl, do you like it?"

"Yeah!" Nuwa nodded vigorously, then smiled a little shyly: "I never thought that the bed could be so beautiful and comfortable!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed: "Just kidding, is this considered comfortable?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao took out two phoenix feathers and stuck them on both ends of the jade bed, and immediately the whole jade bed began to turn slightly yellow. Nuwa touched it and said, "Ah, it's actually warm!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao rubbed her nose and said, "My girl said she likes a warm environment. These two phoenix feathers are the feathers of the divine beast Fire Phoenix. They are born with fire attributes. It is right to warm your jade bed and let you rest better! "

Nuwa looked at Zhang Xiaoxiao movedly: "Tianjun, thank you!"

This sentence "Tianjun, thank you!" The tone is gentle and full of gratitude, which only makes Zhang Xiaoxiao feel refreshed. How can Zhang Xiaoxiao, who is so happy, be so grateful to be thanked by his own human goddess!

Zhang Xiaoxiao thought to herself, no wonder I can become a fairy, so I came to accept the worship of the goddess!Someone is narcissistic and has no integrity!

Seeing Nuwa's piercing eyes staring at him, Zhang Xiaoxiao's little heart was beating wildly for a while, this, this can't be an ambiguous rhythm, right?Zhang Xiaoxiao thought to herself.

In order to break the ambiguous atmosphere, Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed dryly: "Sister Nuwa, I think your furnishings here are too simple, why don't you let me tidy up for you and add some furniture, so that it doesn't look shabby anymore!"

"furniture?"

"It's just some tables, chairs, benches and so on. It's not good for everyone to sit on your bed when they come!"

"No, no sitting!" Nuwa replied instinctively, how could her lovely and beautiful bed be touched by others casually?Of course, she was taken aback when she said this.

Nuwa turned her head to look at Zhang Xiaoxiao, only to see that ordinary smiling face was stunned again, she changed her tone immediately: "This bed was made by Sister Xiao, of course you can sit on it, other monks forget it!"

"Oh!" If it wasn't for knowing that Nuwa and Fuxi had an affair, Zhang Xiaoxiao would have had the illusion that Nuwa was curvy.

Nu Wa showed a smile: "Sister Xiao is ingenious, I will trouble you to help me arrange it!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao chuckled: "It's okay, I'm just doing it briefly!"

"Ah."

The atmosphere fell into silence again, Zhang Xiaoxiao really couldn't bear this ambiguous atmosphere, and immediately waved his big sleeves to shake off his wild thoughts, and said: "So I'm not welcome!"

The Spiritual Rhyme Sword turned into a small sword again, and carved it in the entire cave, cutting off many rough and sharp rocks and turning them into smooth surfaces.Zhang Xiaoxiao even flew to the top of the cave, carved a few reliefs above the cave, and then said to Nu Wa: "Sister Wa, do you have a night pearl?"

Nuwa has long been obsessed with admiring Zhang Xiaoxiao's busy figure, now when she sees Zhang Xiaoxiao asking herself, she instinctively replied: "Yes!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao beckoned to give her a few, but after stretching her arms for a long time, she still didn't see any movement, so she couldn't help turning her head again: "Where's Ye Mingzhu?"

"Ah? Oh!" Nuwa came back to her senses, took out a few egg-sized pearls from her sleeves, handed them to Zhang Xiaoxiao with flushed cheeks.

Zhang Xiaoxiao pressed the five pearls on the top of the cave according to the position of the pentagram.Then he asked, "Have you any flint and crystal?"

Nuwa didn't run away this time, but ran to a corner and opened the wooden box and took out many crystals of various colors: "Do you see these?"

Wow, with so many precious stones, Zhang Xiaoxiao just felt greedy. For a moment, she wanted to keep them for herself, and then she thought how could she do such a pretentious thing?

"Well, that's it!" Zhang Xiaoxiao took those spars, but made up her mind, taking advantage of the treasures everywhere in the prehistoric land, should I stock up some gems as a small treasury!

The crimson flint was pressed on the center of the pentagram array, and immediately those night pearls shone like incandescent lamps.Immediately, the whole cave was no longer dark, but a little warmer!

Zhang Xiaoxiao then placed gold, wood, water, fire, and earth spars on the walls of the cave, and the light immediately became more gorgeous.

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "These spars have arranged a simple gathering array, so that you can absorb the aura of heaven and earth to comprehend the way of heaven in the future!"

"Thank you Tianjun!" Nuwa felt even more warm.She thought she originally wanted to use Zhang Xiaoxiao to go to the top of Buzhou Mountain to collect some natural materials and treasures, but she didn't expect that the other party helped her organize her home.Thinking about how I lived before, it is really no different from the Beast Cave, it is better now, it has become more beautiful and warm.

Zhang Xiaoxiao pointed to an empty space and said, "Here is a window sill for you, divide it into an inner room and an outer room. The outer room is for receiving guests, and the inner room is for you to rest by yourself!"

"it is good!"

"The outside room needs tables and chairs, do you want jade or gold and silver!"

"Jade is beautiful!"

"Then let's build jade again!" Zhang Xiaoxiao thought, and then took out many jade materials from her chaotic beads and began to cut them into small cases.Originally, she wanted to get a round table and forget it, but considering that the ancients usually knelt on the rug and placed a small coffee table in front of them, she would do as the Romans did, and most importantly, the small coffee table didn't cost her much money. material!

Khan, this man has become a miser again!Four small tables were built and separated on both sides. Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at it and said, "Let's get some furs to spread on the bed, and then get a carpet to spread on the floor!"

"it is good!"

Good again!Zhang Xiaoxiao felt weird, and couldn't help but give him a weird look.

Nu Wa immediately asked again: "Where can we find these things?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, don't be like a rich lady, feel like you can't take care of yourself, okay?She said: "The skin of a beast, the feather of a bird!"

"Oh!" Nuwa disappeared completely.

Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but blinked a few more times, what about people, I won't be really dazzled, how can I disappear if I don't see it?

After a while, Nu Wa appeared in the cave again, but with something extra in her hand.

Zhang Xiaoxiao saw Nuwa with a white wolf in her left hand and a white tiger in her right hand, and she trembled instantly. This woman looked weak on the outside, how could she strike so hard and kill two beasts so quickly.

"What's the matter, can't it? If it doesn't work, I'll throw it away and look for it again!" It turned out that Nuwa felt that Zhang Xiaoxiao had been helping to arrange her cave, but she felt ashamed to hear that Zhang Xiaoxiao wanted the fur. I went down the mountain to find the bad luck of those birds and beasts!

"Okay, why not!" How could Zhang Xiaoxiao say no, she was just too surprised and a little frightened.

Nuwa threw the two dead bodies into Zhang Xiaoxiao's hands: "Then what should we do?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao almost frowns, this girl really doesn't understand feelings!Based on the fact that if I don't go to hell, who won't go to hell, plus the "pity and pity" feelings that members of the Appearance Association have, she can only say: "Leave the rest alone, I will do it myself!"

As he spoke, he flew out of the cave with two dead animals in his arms, found a stream and began to skin cramps.After Zhang Xiaoxiao was busy for a while, the animal skin had already been removed, but the meat made her reluctant to throw it away.

In other words, I have been here for so many years, and it seems that I have never opened a meat bar. No, let’s eat these barbecues!Zhang Xiaoxiao thought about going to the boulder to dry off her fur, when Nuwa suddenly appeared again: "Tianjun, what else are you busy with?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "It's nothing. It's enough to dry these furs. I just think these meats are a pity, and I want to roast them to eat!"

"Barbecue?"

"Ok!"

"Then I'll do it!" Nu Wa volunteered in a rare way, and saw her jet-black hair suddenly burst into steel wires from her back, and then a few black shadows swished, and the flesh had already turned into several pieces!

Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't help touching her neck, isn't it? The white-haired witch played by Brigitte Lin back then was entangled and suffocated to death. The hair of this Nuwa empress is too terrifying!

The author has something to say: In fact, many people said that this article is very good-looking, and the writing style is good. I am ashamed, this is purely a work of obscenity!

What is it called "obscenity"?It's all kinds of YY spirits, you can write about those gods however you want.I'm so ashamed that I insulted Empress Nuwa like this, I really didn't mean to be so bad, I just cared about lewdness!

Of course, I found that I was not the only one who was obsessed with obscenity, and there were a lot of girls behind me. Some girls were more "YY spirit" than me, and all kinds of weird things were more exaggerated than me.What makes me worship is, well, I know you guys are lazy than me, at least I still have to write, you guys want to write even "Scattering Flowers"!Now you are pinning your hopes on my yy spirituality, and then come to satisfy your own desires. My yy work will definitely not satisfy everyone, so everyone must be merciful!Not even two words, but this article is after all