I am the emperor of the prehistoric

Zhang Xiaoxiao has always thought that the gods are omnipotent, but since she became a god herself, she discovered, what a god, the gods are not omnipotent at all, okay!

Those gods who conjure up chicken legs and gold and silver in a single gesture are all parallel imports!

What is the greatest ability of the gods, that is to take things from a distance, and then to transform the original substances.In other words, she, Zhang Xiaoxiao, can also conjure chicken legs, but the chicken legs may be thousands of kilometers away, which one is roasting tens of thousands of kilometers away, and she fetches them from the air!

For example, those saints later built their own palaces on the 33rd heaven, and they all rose from the ground with a wave of their sleeves!It seems that the supernatural powers are omnipotent, but in fact, it was built by using materials collected from the prehistoric land with mana, and then remodeled by Zhang Xiaoxiao to make it beautiful and magnificent!

If you want to refute, then I will scold you. If the gods can really conjure anything, then the prehistoric world still needs to be broken, and the gods can conjure another one themselves; why are there so few innate treasures in the world? Wouldn't it be enough for the omnipotent saint to conjure himself?

You, you fight again?Don't you know that Zhunti regards the Seven Wonders Treasure Tree as a treasure, and holds it in his arms 24 hours a day?He can copy a few of them as toys, okay?Zhang Xiaoxiao's Chaos Beads can also be cloned and used as shot puts to hit people, no matter what!

In short, Zhang Xiaoxiao has seen through it. The gods and gods are more capable than ordinary people. In fact, like ordinary people, they must abide by many laws of nature!In her mind, the way of heaven is actually the law of nature.If you want to break the law, you will have to bear the price!

But it is also relative, nature also has its logic, such as biological evolution, for example, as the world changes, relative changes will naturally occur!

Why did Zhang Xiaoxiao dare to challenge the way of heaven and want to create a prehistoric world different from the legends of the previous life?Because she believes that as long as she masters this rule, she can guide the way of heaven to change!You are not saying that you must stubbornly follow the rigid rules formulated by Tiandao. In fact, you can also let Tiandao produce the rules you need!

For example, at the beginning of j□j, there were no six reincarnations in the world, and the way of heaven was not displayed, but after the Queen of Earth became the six reincarnations, the heavens gave merit, and the way of heaven has changed from what it was before.In fact, when Nüwa created humans, the Dao of Heaven did not give any obvious hints, but once human beings were born, the Dao of Heaven changed again, and it became to make human beings prosper!

In itself, all relationships are relative. It is ridiculous that those saints are conceited to conform to the way of heaven. Didn’t the creation of man, the creation of religion, and the creation of sects all break through the previous way of heaven and let the way of heaven evolve automatically?It is absurd to say that the creation of religions and sects by oneself is in line with the way of heaven. As long as you think in reverse, you can come up with the opposite theory!

That's why Zhang Xiaoxiao dared to make a great wish to protect the prehistoric world. She believes that the power of the heavenly way is also to maintain the balance of the world. As the world improves, the heavenly way becomes stronger. It's not that it can't be changed. As long as you master the scale, the world can change !

Zhang Xiaoxiao was thinking wildly at this moment, and then looked at the white tiger's hind legs with oily flowers on the flames, and took out coarse salt and sprinkled it on it from time to time!

And Nu Wa was obediently sitting next to her, staring at the gradually reddening piece of meat with blinking eyes, the color is so beautiful, the taste is so fragrant, it should be delicious after all!

Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao sprinkle some white powder on the body, she couldn't help wondering: "What did you just sprinkle?"

"Salt." Zhang Xiaoxiao turned a few branches with pieces of meat inserted, this barbecue is a delicate job, the heat is very important!

"Salt?" Nuwa obviously didn't understand. Why does Xiaoyu Tianjun always have some strange habits and ideas?

Zhang Xiaoxiao sighed and explained: "It is to add salty seasoning, otherwise the roasted meat will have no taste!" Then she complained to herself: "I didn't think before, if I knew that I should eat meat, I should go collect some The seasoning is ready, I can still find the pepper tree, pepper seeds and so on!"

"What are you talking about?" the curious baby asked again.

Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head again: "Nothing, nothing!"

"Oh!" Nuwa stopped talking, and continued to look at the meat, you are getting more and more beautiful and delicious, but when can I eat you!

Finally, Zhang Xiaoxiao felt that one piece should be ready, and handed it to Nuwa: "Taste it!"

Nuwa couldn't wait to pick it up, and Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately reminded: "Be careful, don't get burned!"

Unexpectedly, Nuwa suddenly stuck out a long and thin tongue from her mouth, rolled up the piece of meat and swallowed it into her mouth.Even without chewing, the meat has already been eaten!

My mother!Zhang Xiaoxiao trembled again in an instant, she felt cold all over, how could this beautiful girl eat so cruelly!Even the other few skewers of meat in his hand turned tremblingly.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's frightened expression, Nuwa was very puzzled, her scarlet tongue licked her lips, and said, "What's wrong with you, look at me like this, but it's really delicious, I still want to eat it! "

My mother, was it my hallucination just now, the "big" tongue that was so slender before has become so "small" now?Zhang Xiaoxiao trembled even more. She tried to stabilize her emotions and said, "Have you always eaten like this?"

Nu Wa took it for granted: "Of course, otherwise how would you eat?"

Well, Zhang Xiaoxiao was convinced, why did she forget that snakes swallow things, how could they ever chew them!It's just that the beautiful big beauty in front of me eats like this, it's too cruel!

"What's wrong?" Nuwa looked sideways at her.

Zhang Xiaoxiao sweated profusely and said, "Let me teach you how to eat!"

"I can eat it. I just said that this meat is delicious. I still want to eat it. How about I roast it for you too? You roast it too slowly!" As he spoke, he shot at Zhang Xiaoxiao with a ball of Samadhi real fire The few skewers of meat that were turned.

"Don't..." Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't dodge it in time, and watched those strings of meat turn into coke, and immediately turned into a bitter face, Nima, you can eat what you have in your mouth right away, just like that. Once it's up!

Nu Wa stuck out her tongue immediately, and asked with a puzzled look: "What's the matter, isn't it cooked right after the fire?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao's bitter face turned towards Nuwa: "Sister, can you stop participating, I really can't afford to hurt my sister!"

Nu Wa looked embarrassed: "Hey, what, I didn't know it would happen, I'm sorry, I, I just don't help!"

"Guliang, there is a saying that is good, the world is not afraid of helping, but the most fearful thing is being a disservice. You should sit down obediently and wait for a while to eat!"

Nuwa nodded immediately, with an expression of an obedient baby: "I see!"

Sigh, did I come here specifically to seek abuse?Zhang Xiaoxiao stood up, and with a wave of his sleeves, many dead branches flew around and threw them into the fire. Zhang Xiaoxiao grabbed the Kunlun Mountains with both hands, and pieces of iron ore floated dozens of miles away, flying towards Zhang Xiaoxiao!

Zhang Xiaoxiao was really afraid of accidents, and in order to improve the efficiency of the barbecue, he immediately refined the iron ore into juice, turned it into iron tongs and stood on the ground.

"Go!" Zhang Xiaoxiao pointed at the meat, and a dozen or so finger-thick iron tongs automatically stuck into the meat slices placed on the stone.

Then Zhang Xiaoxiao's arms waved again, and the dozens of iron tongs with sliced ​​meat floated above the campfire and started to rotate.Originally, Zhang Xiaoxiao was a fun-loving person. She wanted to experience the fun of mortal barbecue. Who knew that the fire was completely extinguished by Nuwa. When she got angry, she didn't bother to pay attention to any fun, so she quickly cooked it and left. , I can't hold this girl anymore!

Nuwa watched Zhang Xiaoxiao casually waving his big sleeves, and the barbecues turned around automatically. It was very fun. She was a little childish and wanted to try it herself, but she saw Zhang Xiaoxiao's ugly face all the time. , and dare not speak again.

Involuntarily, Nvwa secretly looked at the slightly frowning Tianjun, and found that apart from his ordinary appearance and even a bit "ugly" tendency, Nuwa was also very talented and learned, even the teacher admired him!

A lot of incredible things can happen to her, right?Nuwa thought to herself, her little face began to turn red slightly, wondering if she was roasted by the fire!

But at this moment, Zhang Xiaoxiao was humming in her heart: Nima, I came to this world once to pay off my debts. Whose debts must be paid? Nuwa's big debt, who made Nuwa my ancestor... ...do you know what tune she is humming?Anyway, she didn't know, she was just laughing at herself!

Just like that, one was being nympho while the other was grilling meat while humming in his heart. Except for the crackling of the charcoal fire and the sound of oil dripping from the meat, the air fell into a strange silence... .

"Sister Wa, it smells so good, did you make it?" A clear baritone voice suddenly came from the valley.

Nuwa came back to her senses and immediately said with joy, "Brother Fuxi, are you back?"

"Dig coal?" Zhang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, what an ugly name!Then I heard Nuwa calling Fuxi brother, and I knew who it was!

Sure enough, a handsome man took a step into the void with a gossip mirror, and in a blink of an eye he was already standing in front of Zhang Xiaoxiao.

The man's hair was a bit messy, but his face was beautiful, and his eyebrows were slightly similar to Nuwa's, but the water chestnut corners were more distinct and rough!

Fuxi saw that it was Xiaoyu Tianjun standing there, and was slightly surprised: "Tianjun, you are here!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao glanced at him, gave an old-fashioned "yes", and continued to barbecue, well, Nuwa's real husband is here, I still don't want to participate in their showy hobby!

Sure enough, Nuwa took Fuxi's hand and said coquettishly, "Brother, you are so stupid, don't you know that Tianjun has become our neighbor, and she will be preaching on Tianshan Mountain in two days. Today, he helped me tidy up my residence, and even gave me barbecue!"

Fuxi was slightly taken aback, staring at the meat on the bonfire: "It turned out to be barbecue. I comprehended the secrets of the heavens in the Thirty Heavens, and I was fascinated for a while, so I didn't pay attention. I didn't expect the Lord of Heaven to visit!" Looking at Zhang Xiaoxiao, Weiwei clasped her fists in salute: "Hello Tianjun!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao nodded: "Brother Fuxi!" As he said that, seeing that the meat was almost done and the salt was evenly applied, he said, "Okay, brother Fuxi, come and taste my Tianjun's cooking skills!" The iron tongs flew towards Fuxi!

Then Zhang Xiaoxiao waved his sleeve again, and another piece of meat flew towards Nuwa.

Nuwa and Fuxi each held it in their hands, and just about to open their mouths, Zhang Xiaoxiao immediately shouted: "Hey, don't just swallow it, you have to bite, and you can taste it by taking bites and bites!"

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