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"What a slip of the tongue, let Wa think that he is a senior in an instant!" Nuwa didn't feel hard for Zhang Xiaoxiao, but said: "If the king of heaven doesn't give up, you can call me sister!"

"I think there are hundreds of monks in the Lingxiao Palace, but there are not many women. At that time, I wanted to be commensurate with Tianjun's sisters, but because there were so many people talking, I didn't dare to raise it easily. Now it's all over. I don't know if Tianjun is willing?" Wa speaks clearly, neither humble nor overbearing.

Zhang Xiaoxiao smiled: "It is also my honor to be called a sister by Sister Nuwa!"

Nuwa was very happy after hearing this: "Then how should I address Tianjun, I can't just call 'Sister Tianjun' all the time?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "My real name is Xiaoxiao, and my full name is Zhang Xiaoxiao. You can call me Sister Xiaoxiao!"

"Sister Xiaoxiao?" Nuwa couldn't believe that the ancient monk Xiaoyu Tianjun who had cultivated to Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian had such an ordinary name as Zhang Xiaoxiao.Thinking of Nuwa in my heart, I couldn't help but look at Zhang Xiaoxiao's face. The name is very ordinary, and even the appearance is very ordinary!

Nu Wa sighed, which one of them didn't pursue beauty to the extreme, but this Tianjun was obsessed with this "ordinary" appearance!

Zhang Xiaoxiao was an old man in her previous life, with a manly personality and a weakness in bed, so she was always said to be a little split.When she heard those words at first, she was very angry and unwilling, but after listening for a long time, she resigned to her fate!

It's not that she doesn't attack, it's just that she's not very open-minded in bed, if it wasn't for someone else leading her into bed, it would be very difficult for her to pull herself off and hook someone up to have sex with her!As time goes by, she has been crushed many times.But because she was a poor student in her previous life, she never met a woman who was really willing to be with her when she died.

Besides, she has an ordinary appearance and is from the poor second generation, no woman is willing to bet her future on her!

Zhang Xiaoxiao said to Nuwa: "What? You can call me Sister Xiao if it doesn't sound good!"

"...No, Sister Xiaoxiao sounds very nice!" Nuwa immediately came back to her senses and said with a smile.

Zhang Xiaoxiao pursed her lips. Looking at the other person's expression, she knew that she was loathing her own name again, but she had been laughed at all her life, and she was used to it, so she didn't expose it immediately.Changed the topic: "Why is sister Nuwa here?"

Nuwa said: "This is the Kunlun Mountains, not far from my residence. I saw my sister galloping on horseback earlier, and thought something happened, so I hurried over to have a look!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao said: "I heard that my sister lives on Mount Buzhou, how is the scenery on Mount Buzhou?"

Nüwa: "There is no scenery. I don't live at the bottom of Buzhou Mountain, but in the middle of the mountain. I don't think that the top of Buzhou Mountain leads directly to the 33rd heaven. The halfway up the mountain is covered with ice and snow. The top of the mountain is extremely cold. My temper I like the mild climate, I can't live on the top of the mountain, and I haven't gone up to see it, but my brother Fuxi has gone up several times."

Zhang Xiaoxiao was a little surprised: "I don't think there is any mountain above Kunlun that has reached the twelfth heaven. Could it be that my eyes are dazzled?"

When Nuwa heard the phrase "my eyes are dazzled", she just found it fresh. How could any monk belittle herself like this, thinking that there is no monk in this wild land who is not talented, and only Zhang Xiaoxiao, who is so detached, can say this joking words.Thinking of this, Nuwa couldn't help laughing again: "Sister Xiaoxiao is really humorous!"

"Did I say something wrong?" Zhang Xiaoxiao looked at Nuwa innocently.But my heart jumped out again, Nima, what "Sister Nuwa, Sister Xiaoxiao" said is the same as Zhen Huan's biography. It's so deceitful, why do you call me like this, like a concubine in the harem!

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoxiao stood upright and straightened her back. Sister, don't be like this, sister Nuwa, sister Xiaoxiao is calling you here, I want to change my name!

Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's upright posture suddenly, Nuwa thought it was Zhang Xiaoxiao who didn't believe what she said, and said immediately: "Sister, I was joking, I think Kunlun Mountain looks so desolate outside, but you can see it when you come in, it's also a green mountain Green water, warm and comfortable! The so-called 'the universe is inside' is the biggest secret of Kunlun. If my sister doesn't believe it, follow me to Buzhou Mountain to see it, and you will know the mystery!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao sneered: "It's because I'm ignorant and ignorant, but I'm going to your residence rashly, isn't it too rude?"

"Hehe, sister was joking. You and I are both women and monks. Besides, my sister's supernatural power is something that monks like me envy. I can only say that my sister is superior!"

It really looks more and more like the lines of a harem drama!Zhang Xiaoxiao spit again in her heart.Then he straightened his chest and said in an old-fashioned way: "In this case, I will not be polite, Nuwa sister, please lead the way!"

This Xiaoyu Tianjun was polite to you one minute ago, humble and polite; but once he made a decision, he immediately became familiar with you, and he didn't know what "being polite" was at all!Nuwa is naturally a little uncomfortable with Zhang Xiaoxiao's strong attitude contrast.

Fortunately, she didn't like to think too much, but she quickly put aside her thoughts and led the way. She actually took Zhang Xiaoxiao along the valley and flew a few turns to the foot of a big mountain.

Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't expect that it was so huge inside, it was like another small world. Standing at the foot of the mountain and looking up, the huge peak really rose from the ground like a huge stone pillar, slightly bent to the sky.

"It's so high!" Zhang Xiaoxiao tilted her head back, and didn't see that the top of the mountain was at 33 Chongtian until she opened her eyes.

Nuwa pursed her lips and chuckled: "Buzhou Mountain is formed by Pangu's spine, it is tall and tall, and I heard that the higher the aura gathers, the more treasures, but my brother and sister have limited mana, and many treasures only You can look at it but you can't take it away!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao also smiled: "Aren't you afraid that I will go and snatch those treasures away?"

Nuwa: "I'm afraid, but since Tianjun can impart the words selflessly to us, I believe that even if we get the treasure, it won't be bad for us!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao laughed at herself: "You can think of it!" Because of Zhang Xiaoxiao's address, the two called sisters quickly ended, and even Nu Wa also consciously changed their names, only thinking that Zhang Xiaoxiao was moody!

Zhang Xiaoxiao also put away her indecent temper afterward, and her tone became much milder: "Let's go to Nuwa's cave to see first!"

Nuwa nodded: "Heavenly Lord follow me!"

When the two of them were empty, the ground under their feet had shrunk into an inch, and in a blink of an eye they reached the Jiuchongtian of Buzhou Mountain.Although Buzhou Mountain looks like a celestial pillar from below, this celestial pillar is transformed by the spine, and each spine bone will be a platform surrounded by the mountain.Just like the gaps in the spine, and these platforms look like small plains, very rich.But when it came to Jiuchongtian, except for some vegetation and fairy grass, it was difficult to see raptors and beasts.

Nuwa's cave is a cave connected to the spine.Seeing the beautiful scenery outside, Zhang Xiaoxiao still feels a little envious in her heart. Not to mention the seclusion here, but also the spiritual energy gathering, the wind and the sun are beautiful, it is really a good place for cultivation.

For the previous life, this place might not even be comparable to Shangri-La, it is very yearning.Just as soon as he entered the cave, Zhang Xiaoxiao's face collapsed!

Zhang Xiaoxiao pointed at the entire cave: "You, you take this as your home?"

Nuwa looked puzzled and said, "Yes, what's the matter?"

What's wrong?Violent waste, violent waste, the entire cave is bare, except for a flat jade surface made of a bed, there is no magic horse.Not to mention that, Nuwa spread a pile of licorice and gravel on the top-quality mutton jade, making it look like a "chicken coop"!

Zhang Xiaoxiao couldn't believe her eyes, Nima, is this the Holy Mother of our human race?Is this the highest goddess in my Chinese mythology?This, is this a chicken coop or a snake coop!

Thinking that Nuwa was originally half-human and half-snake, it is said that Zhang Xiaoxiao once compared Nuwa Empress with Medusa in Western mythology when she was reading fairy tales.She once imagined that maybe Medusa and Nuwa were of the same family, but it was obvious that Nuwa was stronger and Medusa was more evil!

In any case, even though Nuwa has transformed into another form, even if her magic power is getting stronger and stronger, she still has a lot of "snake nature" before she is sanctified.For example, she herself said that she doesn't like the cold, how many snakes do you see that don't sleep in winter?Another example is that she likes a mild climate, well, don’t all snakes like a mild climate, so they can come out and hunt for food!Finally, finally you look at her aesthetics!

Zhang Xiaoxiao just finds it outrageous, you can't make a beautiful jade bed with good jade, and then lie on it comfortably, no, don't lay stones and grass, you can't catch bird feathers, animal skin Shop something!

"Tianjun, what's wrong with you?" Nuwa was obviously frightened by Zhang Xiaoxiao's rigid state.

Zhang Xiaoxiao turned her head slowly, stretched out her hand to close her chin, and then looked at this stunning face.Could it be that the talent of "Women who love beauty are all sloppy ghosts" was bestowed by Empress Nuwa?sweat!Forgive Zhang Xiaoxiao for overgeneralizing, because she has never seen a few beautiful women who are good at housework!

Zhang Xiaoxiao sighed, and said with some admiration, "You live comfortably in such a place?"

Now Cheng Nuwa looked innocent, and she was very satisfied: "Of course, the climate here is mild, the environment is beautiful, and no other monks bother me!"

Zhang Xiaoxiao shook her head: "Since you like this place, why don't you take care of it?"

Nu Wa was even more confused, looking around, there was nothing but a bed, how to clean up, there was nothing to clean up!

Zhang Xiaoxiao is convinced, she is a hedonistic person, and she likes to make her "nest" warm and soft, so that she can sleep comfortably.In her own words, "If you don't treat yourself better, do you still wait for others to serve you?"

Zhang Xiaoxiao walked to the bed, rolled up her sleeves, and swept the dry grass and stones to the ground with a wave of her arm.

"Heavenly Monarch..." Nuwa felt distressed, the bed that she finally made was "ruined" like this!

Zhang Xiaoxiao didn't bother to pay attention to Nuwa's miserable expression.Taking out the broken sword "Lingyun" in his hand, he began to wave it at Yushi...

The author has something to say: I don't know why.I have a unique urge to want Nuwa to have a relationship with the protagonist, but I don't want to abuse it.Let's be ambiguous for a while, let's leave the best things to Hu Cheche's children's shoes, Hu Cheche will eat Xiaoxiao to death in his old age.

What a god, you asked me when Hu Cheche came out, so I was so anxious to wait!I don't know either. Factory ca,,, I basically don't outline the outline of my writing, and I will count where I write. Let's finish it. It's okay to upload [-] words today. , It is estimated to be less than [-] characters, don't rush, I said less than [-] characters, I don't mean to write only [-] characters, line up a row, Xiaoxiao has a family and a job, can she feel at ease to fall in love with the little fox, right?