[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

As a result, because of the extreme lack of cooperation of the devil Kanda, coupled with the strange inventions of the science class, the entire command room fell into an unprecedented chaos.

First of all, Kanda himself grew a pair of big angel-like wings due to his unlucky luck, with a blingbling angelic halo shining on his head, and he ate it together with his expression that he was about to go crazy and eat people. At the same time of great contrast, it also subtly brought some active atmosphere effect; Allen was affected, from silver-white long hair to colorful long hair, turning off the light, it was still like a light in the dark Li Nali is fine, but she has rapidly grown from a girlish figure to a standard Yujie figure, but she seems to be very distressed by this, until she finds that her strength has also increased, and she can carry seven boxes at a time. relieved.

As for the others, Miranda temporarily lost her voice; Mali had a strange oil paint on his face; Additional animal ears and tails.

But what animal is this?

dog?

It may be that my physiology has become smaller, and my mind will also be negatively affected. My self-control plummeted, and I licked that big gray and black tail again as if I owed my hand.

"Wait, Sisi, don't, don't touch, this...don't touch it..."

The rabbi quickly pulled the tail out of my hand, hid it behind me... and flicked it wildly.

I knelt on the ground and looked up at him, only to see the two hairy ear tips on his head were so red that they were about to bleed.

"I-I said Liba, don't just look at me like this." Maybe he was a little uncomfortable because of his tail-flicking habit, the rabbi suddenly missed my sight, and turned to look for Liba's squad leader, " Find a way to get everyone back to normal."

"I really want to..." Squad leader Liba pressed his temples, and he was also very angry, "but the key is that no one came to claim it after asking around. I don't know who made it, so I don't know what's inside. ingredients, there is no way to make an antidote.”

"Really...isn't it Komui?" I questioned, "By the way, what about the Komui people?"

"It's really hard to say, so the chief... wait, wasn't the chief here just now?"

"Department, Director, he ran away crying," Jonny, who was buried under the mountain of materials and sundries, crawled out tremblingly, and told us, "while shouting 'Li Nali! Brother, I don't want you to become such a woman. ', crying and running away..."

Squad leader Liba: "..."

Li Baban covered his eyes in a desperate manner.

"... Let's not talk about other people, at least it doesn't have much impact on daily life, but Sisi... and Yuu, let them change back quickly."

"Don't worry about this, this," Squad Leader Liba's eyes wandered, "It will always change back, just like you did last time?"

"But I lasted that for months - whoa! Wait Sisi! Don't flick my tail!"

But it's useless to be anxious, because the people in the science class invented too many and complicated things every day, and everyone mixed a lot of medicines, which led to the fact that no one could fully explain the ingredients in them.So before the effect of the medicine passed, we had no choice but to put on this appearance and continue to devote ourselves to the great business of moving.

But the accident obviously didn’t let us go—for example, now, because Allen dozed off and knocked down the strange portrait on the document. It is said that it contained a powerful hair growth agent specially invented for him by Minister Mo Zhi on his birthday. The bottle, the liquid in the bottle was sprinkled in a parabola in the air, and all of it was directly poured on my head.

After the rabbi sent the packed boxes to the first floor and came back, when I opened the door, I saw me with my hair dragged on the floor in an instant.

I was stunned: "..."

The rabbi whose tail blew up because of fright: "..."

"I said you—you really are! I just left for a while, why..." The rabbi quickly walked a few steps, hugged me from the ground to the small stool, and turned his head to stare at me in dissatisfaction. They said, "Come on, pay attention to Sisi!"

"That's right, Link," Allen immediately complained, "Why didn't you wake me up?"

"Let me remind you, Walker," replied Seriously, with a baby chick on his head, "wake-up calls are not part of my job."

"Ah—forget it! I know you can't count on you..." The rabbi turned his gaze back, feeling a little numb, "But the key is Sisi's current hair, how do I get it done..."

"I, I'll help Ceci comb it?" Miranda stepped forward hesitantly as the effect of losing her voice had just disappeared.

"Really? Then I'll leave it to you—hey, wait a minute, Miranda, Allen's hair seems to be messed up too?" The rabbi was halfway through speaking, but he didn't know what to think, and suddenly pointed at Allen, "So , or you’d better go and help Yalian comb, here, just leave it to me first?”

Allen, who had long hair in a submissive manner without any mess, and Miranda, who walked past obediently without seeing where his hair was messed up, looked at each other in bewilderment.

In the end, I don’t know how it was decided. In short, it became Miranda’s remote assistance, Jonny and Jerry’s close-up guidance, and the rabbi combed my hair by himself.

He combed his hair very carefully, hundreds of times more carefully than I usually comb my hair with my hands. I closed my eyes and felt the wooden teeth of the comb brushing gently and slowly between the scalp and hair, a little itchy, and It's a little numb, and it's so comfortable that I'm drowsy even sitting on the stool—of course, I won't be able to sleep as soon as possible.

Because they've had serious discussions about what the hell to do with my hair.

Originally, I combed a high ponytail like Kanda, but the rabbi said it was too ordinary to match my little pettiskirt. Under the guidance of two professionals, I braided a wreath hairstyle for me; But the wreath hairstyle is useless, because the hair underneath is still loose, and it is very inconvenient to drag the tail of the hair, so I took the trouble to tie a bun for me at the end, and braided a three-strand braid around the bun. , and finally tuck it in, and it's over.

During the period, I felt that he was too inexperienced, and he was worried that I would hurt. Jerry and Johnny wanted to do it themselves, but the rabbi picked me up immediately, and no one would touch me. To have a beginning and an end, whoever starts will end.

I don't need to guess, I know, this must be the curiosity of their book people who are eager to try again.

But... this really treats me like a rag doll for experiments...

I just put my hair on my head in a bun that I hadn't experienced before as a big person, and I looked jealously at Allen, who had combed his hair early and simply tied it low behind his head. Lian Cha turned his head at this moment, and looked at me from afar.

In an instant, a familiar feeling of deja vu came across the face after a long time.

It's as if there was once someone with this hairstyle, who turned his head at this angle, saw it was me, and suddenly smiled slightly.

That smile is very similar to Allen's, but it's different from his little devil who really can't hide his head from time to time. It's more...gentle and harmless.

But... who is it?

When I thought about it carefully, I found that my thoughts were blank, and I couldn't grasp any formed ideas.

Of course, I didn't have the time to think about it, because right after that, I was picked up by the rabbi to look in the small mirror—not to mention, it looked pretty good.

... Even when I went to bed at night, I didn't untie it for a long time.

Blocking Master's happiness for the rest of my life, I will never wear this hairstyle again!

·

"Ah, wait for Ceci! If you are already like this, stop helping to carry things. Let me do it—are you going to take it over there?"

The next morning, the rabbi who was helping in the corridor turned around and saw me. He quickly put down the things at hand, and walked up to me while flicking the big tail behind him. The box took it.

I:"……"

I looked at the empty palm, and then at the small paper box he took over, which was not as big as a plate, and the most important thing was empty. I always felt a little bit clear that when the rabbi became smaller, I thought he even took gauze. When not moving, he felt it.

I was in a very complicated mood at the moment, so I paused, and just about to follow up obediently, the voices of the passing staff suddenly floated into my ears.

"Speaking of which, didn't the rabbi turn into a wolf? I remember that Johnny and the others had verified it before. Would wolves wag their tails like this?"

"Normally, it shouldn't? I've observed it, and it seems that it only happens when I see Sisi."

"No, I remember Kanda?"

"Maybe it's for children? So what kind of wolf is this..."

When I was far away, I couldn't hear what they said clearly, and saw the rabbi in front of me suddenly stop, turned around and waited for me to follow, and hurriedly chased after him, holding his swing from behind. Big tail wagging back and forth.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m afraid that I’ll be able to carry things as a child. No matter where the rabbi is assigned to help in the future, he will carry things like this while leading me with his tail.

In fact, at the beginning, the rabbi didn't let me touch it at all, but because he couldn't control himself after becoming a child, the more he refused to touch it, the more he flew up, the more I wanted to catch it—— In the end, there was nothing I could do, so the rabbi had no choice but to resist the stiffness and let me grab it. Sometimes the inertia of the throw was too great, and if I accidentally let go of it, the rabbi would take the tail and send it to my hand, so that I could grab it again .

Basically when he is around, I don’t have to do anything, except occasionally wait for him to squat down or stand on the stool to wipe his sweat, or drag the blanket to cover him when he is extremely tired and falls asleep leaning against the wall Outside of work, he spends most of his time sitting around...or playing with his tail.

Once he touched the hair of the whole tail upside down, and almost couldn't hold the thing, which made Squad Leader Liba look down on it.

"Well, it doesn't matter," the rabbi smoothed things out on his own, "let her play..."

After finishing speaking, he paused, and suddenly brought Kanda with him.

"That's right, Yuu, can I play for you too?"

Kanda was so angry that he almost beat him on the spot.

After tidying up like this for more than ten days, on a certain afternoon when the cicadas were singing, the rabbi led me around the corner, paused, then suddenly turned around and picked me up, flashed out the door, and hid in the room on the west side of the church. piece of woods.

"Huh—if this continues, I'm really going to die of exhaustion," he said, "Let's go lazy, Sisi?"

"Listen to you." I didn't have to do any work at first, so of course I didn't have any objections.

"OK, if it's here, the old man and the others probably won't be able to find it for a while." The rabbi put me down when he walked to the depths of the forest, and sat down by himself against the tree trunk, "Really, where did the science class come from? So many things—”

Most of the sunlight was filtered by the dense leaf layer, casting a little bit of gold on us mottledly.

I was sitting opposite him, and saw him yawn several times in a row, saying that he wanted to close his eyes and rest for a while, but I couldn't help but fell asleep leaning against the tree trunk, so I also leaned against him and lay down, planning to Squint for a while.

I don't know exactly when I fell asleep. I just remember that because I didn't choose a good lying position, I felt the sunlight was a bit dazzling at first, but then a cloud was blown over, which blocked the sunlight just right.

I don’t know how long I’ve slept in this sleep. When I opened my eyes in a daze, I realized that it was not a cloud, but the rabbi’s hand—he was wearing single clothes, holding his hand drowsily. Next to me, she put her hand over my eyelids, blocking out the falling sunlight.

And under my body, I don't know when his coat was spread, warm and soft.

I blinked slowly, for some reason, just as he was about to open his eyes, he suddenly closed them subconsciously, and after another half a minute, I moved, pretending to be about to wake up, dazed. opened his eyes.

This time, his hands didn't cover my eyes any more, he just lay down next to me and stretched out: "I slept so full——I finally came back to life."

We all tacitly didn't mention what just happened.

However, just when I was thinking "Don't change back, I can still be hugged often as a child, let alone life is so peaceful and peaceful", what happened next was not so peaceful.

It happened to be night, and everyone was gathering in the hall to sort out the last batch of boxes, but after hearing a few light sizzles from the kerosene lamp above their heads, they found that the whole hall suddenly fell into darkness.

"Huh? What's wrong? Power outage?"

"I can't see anything, what happened?"

"Wait, I said, it's not a prank by Comyi, is it?"

"Okay, the case is solved, it must be the head of the room."

"Hey—room chief! Don't make trouble! We're very busy!"

Amidst the noise one after another, the rabbi quickly followed his tail, groped for my hand, then found the right position, leaned over and hugged me, and patted me on the back along the way, signaling me not to Afraid.

At the same time, just hearing a "creak", the noisy voices around were silenced by the sudden and somewhat weird sound of the door opening.

No one knew what happened until Allen called out in doubt: "The head nurse?"

"The head nurse?" Then came Johnny's voice, "Huh? Allen, can you see it in such a dark place?"

"Ah, this is because when I practiced with Master..."

As soon as Allen spoke halfway, his voice stopped abruptly, followed by a cry of astonishment: "...Hey? Nurse, head nurse, did I do something wrong? Why did you bite me?"

bite him?

Before I understood what this sentence meant, I felt a strong pulling force from the right side, and then someone grabbed my little arm, snorted and bit it.

I:"???"

"Wait, Ceci?"

I wanted to talk, but in the next second, an uncontrollable sense of sleepiness swept over me.

At the end of my consciousness, I only remember that I uncontrollably rubbed against the side of the rabbi's neck, rubbed a small piece of his skin with my lips, and then said "Sai, sai, sssi" when he was trembling until he was out of tune. In the sound, he opened his mouth.

It was already a few days later when I woke up again.

From the mouth of the head nurse, we learned that this was a bloody case caused by the banned drug Comyvitamin D. It was originally intended to enhance physical strength, but we didn’t want people to lose consciousness directly after taking it and become Bite zombies.

At that time, no one in the headquarters was spared. A few days later, Minister Mo Zhi came across the ark to discuss with Komyi about the ark. After discovering the matter, he prepared an antidote overnight and ended this nightmare of confusion.

Anyway, I'll stress it again - it's really a scam, those inventions in science class!

·

Generally speaking, this big move, which lasted for more than half a month, was basically a farce.

But fortunately, after the "dangerous items" produced by the science class were almost cleaned up, we finally recovered and we were finally able to clean up our respective rooms.

After I took off the portraits of rabbis on the wall and put them in books, put them in a box, and sealed the last carton, I sat on the bed and suddenly felt that the small room was empty and much bigger than before.

The curtains have been removed, and the brilliant sunset light spills into the room through the half-opened windows unhindered, warming my face.

I sat obediently for a while, then leaned back and fell directly on the bed.

Today, the residual heat from the previous attack has basically dissipated.

The devil will not wait for anyone. With the end of the house move, the daily life of the exorcist has gradually returned to the right track.

Among the exorcists who are still at the headquarters, apart from Kanda and Rabbi, who are barely repaired after being holy, and Crowley, who has not recovered from serious injuries, I am the only one left idle.

I don't know when I will be sent out to do the mission. I'm afraid I won't be so lucky to be with the rabbi this time...

But when it comes to Crowley, in the previous wave of zombies, Crowley, who had been in a coma for a long time, finally woke up, and briefly told us about the experience of his escape from death in the Ark.

But the problem is, a narrow escape is a narrow escape, and the more I listen to it, the more I feel that something is not quite right—the whole body's blood is going out to fight, isn't it a bit like me...?

Think about it carefully, Allen’s left hand, Li Nali’s black boots, Kanda’s long knife, Rabbi’s hammer, Miranda’s clock and Mali’s thread, all of them are holy and full of personality, unique and special , Why don’t you just say mine is so ordinary, and not only is it the same shape as Shuweng’s black needle, but this time it directly collides with Crowley’s setting?

And speaking of it, like "Claw of Destruction", "Round Dance in the Fog", and "Fire Judgment", their big moves also have their own names, it seems that I just use it without saying anything every time. ...

How about shouting "Go, the super invincible Thunderbolt blood king of the universe" or something before launching it next time?

But, wouldn't it be a little embarrassing...

My thoughts ran more and more crookedly, and finally I thought about it, and fell asleep unconsciously.

But it seemed that he hadn't been able to sleep for a long time. He only felt that he had just closed his eyes for a while when he heard someone knocking on the door.

I opened my eyes, got out of bed dazedly, and went to open the door, only to see a rabbi standing outside the door.

"Ah," he was taken aback, "sleeping? Did you wake me up?"

"No," I rubbed my eyes, and started talking nonsense, "I've been awake for quite a while."

"Then since you're awake, do you want to come..."

"Huh? Puffs?"

After I rubbed my eyes, I lowered my gaze, and suddenly found that he was still holding a large plate of puffs in his hand. I woke up immediately, and I didn't notice that I interrupted him, and pointed to myself excitedly.

"For me?"

The rabbi agreed, but for some reason, there seemed to be a trace of unexplained nervousness in his voice, and he paused before asking tentatively, "Do you want to eat now?"

"want--"

I thought he was just kind enough to bring me food, and he would leave after delivery, but I didn’t want him to follow me into the house, and even moved a chair to sit opposite my small table, staring at me while I was eating. posture.

"I always feel that the shape is different from the previous one." I put on the disposable gloves brought by the rabbi and picked up one of them. "Is Jerry going to try a new method?"

"...not Jerry," the rabbi suddenly moved his finger on the table unnaturally, his gaze subconsciously shifted, and it took several seconds before he met my gaze again and opened his mouth , "I did it..."

I was holding the puff and was about to put it in my mouth: "!"

I closed my bloody mouth in an instant, and at the same time quickly moved away from my mouth with the puff in my hand.

"What, what's the matter?" The rabbi has been observing the changes in my expression since just now, and when he saw my movement, he was taken aback and stumbled as if he couldn't speak.

What's the matter, of course it scared me to death!Almost swallowed it in one gulp like before!

"Since the rabbi made it," I took a deep breath with a heavy expression on my face, "I can't eat it like before."

"What do you mean?" the rabbi stammered, "I don't eat like before, but...how do I eat?"

I answered it as a matter of course: "Eat in small bites."

"Eh?"

But I counted the puffs on the plate, and there were only twenty or so. Why don’t you make more puffs? Have you taken it out to show off?

But now there are so few, not even enough to plug the teeth.

I chewed like a hamster, feeling that the cream melted in my mouth, and the rich sweetness hit my taste buds. Looking forward to the rabbi.

"How...how?" He asked in a low voice, as if he was afraid of being heard by someone.

"It's super delicious." I replied in a low voice like a thief.

"Really?" Rabbi Shenbi's eyes seemed to be lit up by something, she quickly tilted her head, and cleared her throat slightly as if trying to adjust, but she still couldn't hold back, and Confirmed with me once, "Really?"

Then, before I could answer, I asked again: "Then...how does that compare with that double mole?"

Link?

Okay why did you mention Link?

How to put it though, strictly speaking, the two of them are not in the same style at all - but may I say that?

"...Your cooking tastes better," I tried my best to be real, and pretended to contemplate for a few seconds, then looked at him with a serious face, "It's better than Link's cooking—better, delicious, [-] times."

Before I finished my sentence, I saw the rabbi slapping the table excitedly. He may have realized that this action seemed a little abrupt. He immediately coughed, touched his nose, and changed the subject.

"If Ceci likes it, I will... make it for you a few more times in the future?" He paused, then added as if casually, "Then...then you don't have to eat the one made of double moles? "

It doesn't seem to be a problem if you don't eat what Link made, but if this is the case... you are the only one who is tired?

But shall I remind him?What if he was reminded, and then he came back to his senses and regretted it?

So I immediately shut my mouth tightly and just nodded obediently.

The big deal... The big deal is that I will eat less in the future, so as not to make him too tired.

Rabbi seemed to be completely satisfied now, and immediately lay down on the table without saying a word, just staring at me intently and with great interest while eating.

In fact, the two of us have been like this before, but for some reason today, we always feel that the more we eat the puffs, the more our chests will swell, our hearts are still thumping, beating a little faster, and our faces are inexplicably hot.

It's like being nervous, happy, and inexplicably...wanting to hide.

After stuffing the last piece of puff into my mouth, I quickly took off my gloves, stood up like ADHD, pretended to be too hot, went to the window and opened it wider.

"Sisi," and then I heard the rabbi remind me, "there's still a bit of it on the corner of his mouth."

I was taken aback, turned around, raised my hand and wiped it.

"Here." The rabbi pointed to the corner of his right mouth.

I wiped it again.

"Let me do it." The rabbi stood up, took a tissue, and came over to help me wipe my mouth.

I stood obediently and tried my best not to look sideways, but my eyes still fell on his face, which was close at hand.

But the problem is that his movements are too gentle, and it made my lips itch. In the end, I couldn't help it anymore, so I took it over, wiped it vigorously, and then raised my head to let him see if there was any more.

At dusk, the afterglow had climbed over half of the wall, burning the whole room into a rich orange red, and we were in it, almost fused with the heat.

Just a little drunken evening wind blowing in from the window, blowing my loose hair, rubbing against my face was a little itchy, and blowing a small strand of hair onto my lips.

I tilted my head slightly, and didn't shake it away. Just as I was about to raise my hand, the rabbi helped me to push the strand of hair away first, and gently tucked it behind my ear.

I raised my eyes, and met those emerald-colored eyes glowing with shattered light, but saw that his gaze seemed to move down uncontrollably, and landed on the lips I had just wiped vigorously in a daze. .

I suddenly felt my heart beating faster again.

Really, don't look here... just to see if the puff slag is still there, why don't you look so carefully...

The flow of time suddenly became extremely slow, and even the air seemed to be stagnant. The temperature in the room, which was already not low, was still rising inch by inch, and it seemed to be entwined with an inexplicable trace that made people want to touch, A strange and hot feeling that I dare not touch.

This is the first time that I have always felt that I can't stare at a person, want to look away, and I am reluctant to look away.

I quickly lowered my head and took a deep breath to calm down my heartbeat, but I didn't want to look up again, and suddenly saw the rabbi leaning towards me as if he was bewitched by something.

Me: "La..."

The warm touch just fell on my slightly parted lips.

I:"……?"

I suddenly opened my eyes wide, and there was a bang in my head, and a row of fireworks exploded in an instant.

The author has something to say:

Filter: He went up!You see he went up!

Reality: A fart!He suddenly lost control of his self-control, and the scenery was so beautiful that he couldn't help it, he just couldn't help it!

Allen: "I want to see what other excuses they can find this time. It's true that family members can hug, and can family members still kiss?"

Link: "I'll call it a lover, Walker! Look, it's real!"

Regarding the point that the rabbi would wag his tail when he saw Kanda, they obviously ignored the factor that "every time the rabbi saw Kanda, he would follow Sisi next to him".

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