[Exorcist Boy] The whole world thinks I'm a cannon fodder

I take back what I said earlier.

As it turns out, science class doesn't have a drug that makes people grow taller - it's always just a drug that makes people shorter!

The cause of the incident is specifically as follows... Well, the situation is urgent. In a word, Kanda and Rabbi had a strange chemical reaction due to working together for a long time, and then naturally got involved I.

"In the final analysis, it was you who rushed over at that time!"

That's right, this blue-haired bun who has turned into a small milk voice and is extremely irritable is Kanda.

"Well, you can't blame me entirely, Yu is also responsible, how can someone draw a knife when he sees someone coming-ah, Ceci! Clothes!"

And this red-haired bun with two small canine teeth exposed in one mouth, looking very familiar, cold and nostalgic, is our... our rabbi.

And the one sitting on the ground beside me, realizing something only after being reminded, grabbing the collar to prevent it from slipping off my shoulders, but completely confused by the current situation, of course it was me.

The large swaths of pink smoke finally dissipated completely, and for a while, there was a dead silence in the huge warehouse. The three of us just got stuck in our respective piles of loose clothes, and started to stare at each other.

"...so," I struggled for a long time, and finally stretched out my much shortened hands from the long sleeves, and then tied the loose collar together and tied a knot, "we Now... what should I do?"

"What should I do?" Kanda took the words as a matter of course, "Of course..."

Then he just got stuck, of course.

"Well, don't worry." On the other side, the rabbi rolled up his sleeves more skillfully and quickly than both of us, "I have experience with getting smaller."

Kanda frowned and turned to him: "Experience?"

"Ah, speaking of it, you don't know about it, right? I was hit by this once during the mission to find Marshal Kulos. At that time..."

The rabbi was getting absorbed in his speech, when there was a sudden bang, his whole body grew bigger again without warning.

As soon as he rolled up his sleeves and trousers, he immediately changed from short fleshy legs to a rabbi with strong and beautiful long legs: "?"

This was the first time I saw him showing his legs, so I didn't control my eyes for a while, so I took a few more glances.Of course, in order not to be too obvious, I pretended to be surprised while looking at it and asked: "This is... changed back?"

"...Is it different from last time? Isn't it the same medicine?" The rabbi had no choice but to roll off his sleeves and trousers, "But no matter what, the effect of this medicine disappeared too quickly Bar?"

Why do you still look regretful?

With the lessons learned from the rabbi, in order to avoid being caught off guard by the sudden increase in size, Kanda and I had a meal and coincidentally restored the parts that had been folded back to their original state.

However, 1 minute passed, and there was no change between us;

5 minutes passed, and there was no change between us;

10 minutes passed and we still hadn't changed.

"If you want to say that, there is probably only one possibility left." Rabbi scratched his face hesitantly, "It should be that my body... has developed drug resistance?"

A crossroad appeared on the forehead of Kanda, who had lost his expectation: "Those bastards in the science class..."

"Wait, Yuu! I told you not to draw the knife here, it's too dangerous—huh? You, can't you pull it out?" The rabbi blinked blankly, and then suddenly slammed his palm, " That's right, because the body has become smaller, the arms have also become shorter, of course they can't be pulled out—"

Kanda:"……"

Well, Kanda's anger was transferred directly, and he had already started shooting death sights at him.

That's why you said why did you provoke him!Don't look at this person who is completely in the state of Douding. It seems that he has no lethality, but you are just jumping around in his minefield like a child. You forgot that you were chased by the world worm in the ark. Have you learned the painful lesson of running around?

As a certain future lover, I deeply feel that I have the responsibility to stop the rabbi from continuing to die, but I didn't expect that I just took a step forward with a long skirt, and I stumbled, and then moved forward with a slap I fell off a big horse.

I:"……"

"Sisi!" But this time he managed to divert the rabbi's attention. He didn't care about joking any more, and walked up to me in a few strides, helped me up nervously, and after checking up and down, Very lightly touched my forehead, which was just red from being knocked by the obstacle in front of me, "Where else did I fall besides here? Is the pain severe?"

Kanda: "...Did you forget that she is an exorcist, and she is not a real child, what can happen if she falls."

"That's right, but..." Hearing I couldn't help hissing, the rabbi quickly turned around, and carefully softened the movement of rubbing my forehead, "I was wrong, I was wrong , I'll be lighter."

Kanda:"……"

For some reason, it was okay when he was with Allen and Link, but when Kanda stared at him like he was looking at some weird creature, he always felt an inexplicable sense of shame.

I was so ashamed that I even tilted my head, avoiding the rabbi's hand uncooperatively.

"What's wrong with Sisi? Yes, did I rub it too hard?"

"It's not this..." I muttered something in a low voice, and I didn't know how to explain it, so I tried to change the subject with a serious face, "Yes—it's now, Rabbi, I finally know how miserable you were back then. "

Rabbi: "..."

"It's not that exaggerated," the rabbi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and carefully inspected my forehead. After confirming that there was nothing serious, he brushed away the hair that had smeared on my face due to the fall, and tucked it behind my ears. "However, if you suddenly become smaller, you will feel that your limbs are not well coordinated, so you must be careful when walking——Yuu too."

Very obedient me: "Okay——"

Kanda turned his face away: "Hmph."

"But, I don't know how long we will last like this..." I looked at the rabbi, "I remember that you lasted for several months last time? In the end, you were pricked by a bookman for a few needles before turning back ...?"

"At that time, the effect of the medicine was about to disappear, and the old man's acupuncture should have only played an auxiliary role in speeding up—but this time it shouldn't take so long, let's not talk about the different types of the two medicines, now after all It's at the headquarters, something they made in the science class, there must be a way to restore it... Let's go find them."

"What about these?" I pointed to the mess on the ground.

"Ah, I almost forgot about this," the rabbi slapped his head. "It's better to clean up these things first, so as not to cause trouble for someone else later."

So we, the older and the younger, packed up the suitcases again and again.

"Ah—be careful! Yuu, are you alright?"

"Wait, don't touch that, Sisi! Let me go!"

However, in fact, the rabbi is basically busy alone↑

After packing up, I just took a few steps outside when my body vacated.

"Sisi better not go away by himself," the rabbi picked me up, "be careful not to fall again."

Ever since I had the nightmare of drowning, I have subconsciously felt an indescribable fear of this weightlessness that cannot be stepped on the ground, and I almost subconsciously earned a bit.

And the rabbi didn't expect me to make a move at all, so he didn't hug me for a while, and almost let me go. He was so shocked that he hugged my back with one hand and supported my little buttocks with the other.

I:"!!!"

Well, this time I'm not scared at all - what the hell!Your face is burning all at once, okay?

And why are you so proficient!No, the question is why haven't you taken your hands away yet!

After YouQi became smaller, I could feel the firm strength of his arm more clearly, and I couldn't breathe anymore. Subconsciously, I stretched out my arms stiffly to wrap around the Rabbi's neck, while burying my face in the socket of his neck, while As if he wanted to sit still, he quietly twisted left and right, trying to move his little butt out of his hands.

But I didn't want the rabbi to think that I was being hugged uncomfortable, and adjusted my posture, and then... held my little butt tighter.

...Forget it, forget it, just take it easy, anyway, anyway, I am just a flat kid now... Besides, just, just take it as a preview, right...

Unexpectedly, it took me a lot of effort to complete the psychological construction, but the rabbi seemed to realize something belatedly—he was so frightened that he gave up immediately!The weightlessness suddenly hit me, and I was so startled that I hugged his neck tightly. Only then did the rabbi react, and almost shook his hands to support my leg through the clothes.

"Where's Youyouyou?" Then I felt him turn his head quickly and look at Kanda, "Do you want to come up too, but, can I carry you?"

...Of course, as for the result, it is quite obvious.

What I didn't expect was that besides us, other people were also more or less caught in the trick.

When the rabbi carried me into the command room, Allen was sitting on the sofa in a daze with flowing silver-white hair on his head; Li Nali, who was helping Squad Leader Liba sort out the materials, had a cat's tail ; the only little cockroach left on the bookman's head disappeared without a trace, replaced by a pair of long rabbit ears; and Miranda and Marie even had a pair of bat-shaped small wings on their backs.

This is really, the whole family is neat and tidy...

"Pfft—what is that thing you're holding, Rabbi? Wait, it's Sisi? The one next to it, could it be Kanda?"

"What's so funny, you idiot bean sprouts!"

"I already said that my name is not Bean Sprouts, but Allen!"

"No, don't move, Allen, I, I won't be able to comb your hair for you..."

"Ah, sorry! Miranda."

"Hey - old man, what's going on with you, why did you change from a panda to a rabbit?"

"Hair...my hair..."

In short, the command room became a mess like this.

Except for the marshal, almost all the exorcists were spared, but the members of the science class who were the culprits were miraculously safe and sound—so it was because they had a clear enough understanding of the danger of what they made, that they were particularly surprised. Careful?

But Allen and the others are fine. Although there are some extra things on their bodies, they will not affect our normal life. The focus is on me and Kanda—take the first step as an example, what should we wear?

See you in the afternoon, Kanda has already changed into Shuweng's men's long coat, and I got a gift that squad leader Liba borrowed from a staff member of the science class. ——A pure white tutu skirt.

I haven't worn such an elegant little skirt, not to mention long lace gloves and silk stockings, but also a pair of blingbling shoes, and a bow tie around the neck?

It’s fine if I want to say this, but before I can speak, the rabbi has already taken the ribbon from Miranda’s hand as if taught, squatted down in front of me, brushed the hair behind me, and helped I tied it up, and asked eagerly while I was doing it: "Is it like this?"

"That," Miranda directed on the spot, "is it a little crooked?"

It's not crooked!It's so tight!Are you trying to strangle me!

"And here, it's better to cross here, it will look better?"

Do not cross again!Already out of breath...

After tossing and tossing for several minutes, the rabbi finally tied the bow around my neck, and then he let out a sigh of relief with a sense of accomplishment.

I was completely treated like a rag doll, and I also let out a sigh of relief, but inadvertently, I caught a glimpse of a newly added wound on the finger of the rabbi's left hand. The surrounding area was a little red and swollen, and blood was still oozing slightly.

Was he scratched by something?

I wanted to ask, but found that after the rabbi noticed my gaze, he turned his hand away almost reflexively, then paused, and for some reason, put his hand back in place.

I:"……"

Maybe this means that you don't want me to ask nonsense?

I immediately swallowed back my doubts very empathetically, as if I didn't see it.

But I didn’t want to, the more I pretended not to see it, the more the rabbi’s hand moved closer to my eyes——

For example, I was stretching out my right hand to hold me, but suddenly changed to my left hand in the middle, and even exposed the injured part;

Another example is that he was originally standing on my left side, but for some reason, suddenly changed to my right side for any reason, and patted my shoulder with his left hand;

For another example, right now, when he was telling me about what he saw in Komui’s exclusive laboratory, he kept making various movements with his left hand—although he used to be very talkative and joking, but definitely, yes, he didn’t have such ADHD. — literally making sure that the wound dangles back and forth endlessly before my eyes.

I:"……"

I couldn't hold back, I tried to hold his hand with both hands, but because of the huge difference in size, I only grabbed his little finger: "What the hell did you do here..."

"Ah, this, it's nothing, I just went to help in the room specially used for experiments on the floor of Comui at noon, and I accidentally made it." The rabbi answered quickly, so fast that I almost gave birth to a feeling that he was Just waiting for the illusion that I asked.

And why did you make a wound, you are so happy...

"Does it hurt?" It may be that the potion will not only make people smaller, but also affect his mind. I subconsciously blew upwards, "It looks so deep, I really don't need to deal with it." for a while?"

"So, it seems better to deal with it?" The rabbi didn't know why, and looked happier, and almost immediately took out a band-aid from his pocket, "But it's not convenient to do it with one hand. Sisi help me?"

This must help, I quickly took the band-aid, tore it open and stuck it on for him.

Looking up again, I saw that the curvature of the corner of the rabbi's mouth could no longer be suppressed. When he realized that I was looking at him, he unconsciously cleared his throat and raised his hand to scratch his face.

However, just when I was about to ask him why he was so happy, I suddenly heard the door of the command room click.

"Well, may I ask," an extremely unfamiliar staff member walked in holding two pots of familiar flowers with their petals gathered together and with strange black spots, "how do we deal with these flowers?"

flower?

Everyone's eyes could not help but gather in the past.

"That, Allen," the rabbi pointed dully, "that flower, could it be..."

"It seems, it seems to be the kind of flower in Crawley Castle? But why does the order have it here?"

"The flowers in Crowley's castle...?" When they accepted Crowley, I was still on a mission in East Asia, so I didn't quite understand what the code word was.

"That's that one!" Allen reminded me, "That potted flower that Master threw to me before!"

Eh?Is it that Luo Zanlu who lacks love?

Then before I could react, as if echoing the shock of the two of them, the two potted plants in the arms of the staff suddenly blossomed into piranhas with sharp teeth, and began to pounce on the people in the room.

"Wow! What is this! Don't come here!"

"Flowers, flowers, flowers are going to eat people!"

"I remembered! Hasn't Crowley been taking care of this flower all this time? Don't take it out, Crowley! Where's Crowley!"

"He's still unconscious!"

"Wait, Kanda! Are you stupid! Don't draw your sword, stay away!"

"Watch out! Miranda!"

"This, this kind of flower will not attack people who express their affection for me!" Ya Lian reminded everyone while running, "Anything is fine, everyone hurry up and say love it together!"

So all of a sudden, in the command room, which was originally quite big but was cramped because of the debris and people running around, "I like you", "I love you", "You are the only one in my life", "You are the only one in my life". The cutest little flower in the world" This kind of shameless words came up one after another in an instant.

As early as the moment when the two potted flowers became huge, the rabbi rushed over and picked me up and hugged me. At this moment, he actively responded to Allen's call, holding me to hide, while turning his head and turning around. Shouting "I love you".

I thought that since we were all hugged together, we could be regarded as a whole, and what he said was basically what I said.But I didn't want the flower to be so real, and I didn't know how to change it. While letting the rabbi go, I came straight to me in his arms.

"Whoa! Quick! Sisi followed suit!"

Ke Ke is fine at other times, but it always feels very shameful to say this while being hugged by him like this!

"Cersi!"

Seeing that the piranha was about to swallow it with its bloody mouth wide open.

I closed my eyes reflexively, and said, "I like you, I like you, I like you—"

The rumbling sound suddenly fell silent.

I narrowed my eyes carefully, only to find that at the very moment, the rabbi directly covered my head in his arms and hugged me around, using his body to block between me and the piranha.

I could feel the tip of my nose scraping against his neck because of my shortness of breath, and there was also the sound of beating and disordered heartbeats from the place where they were close to each other. It was almost impossible to tell whether it was me or the rabbi. — but that's beside the point.

The point is, in this way, what I said just now seems to be speaking to him...?

"S, Sisi! Don't stop!"

Then he told me not to stop!

... Well, it was the flower that stopped for a moment, and then rushed forward again.

Too much love!Absolutely love this flower!

But do you think this show of love is over?How can it be.

Although most people in the command room are fighting for their lives, for some people, dignity is obviously much more important than life-yes, they are Kanda and Link.

These two not only have a very similar degree of stubbornness in terms of addressing me, but they also respond very similarly in today's occasion where love must be poured out - no matter what, the two ancestors would not open their mouths no matter what!

Link is okay, at least he can run and jump, and he has a little bit of self-protection ability.

But Kanda is completely a kid, not to mention that his combat power has directly dropped to a negative value, and even dodging is a problem.And the rabbi is holding me, Mali is taking care of Miranda, the bookman is still immersed in the pain of losing his hair, not to mention the staff in the science class who are not working, whether they can protect themselves There are two more words-so in the end, Allen can only run with him.

Then these two pinched each other regardless of time or occasion!

It would be better if Comyi, who rushed over, dispatched Comlin 24 to finally end this farce—of course, as for how it ended, it affected many people anyway.

That included me and the rabbi.

When we were knocked into the air by innocent people, the rabbi quickly used his body as a cushion to protect me, but when he landed, he knocked over something and made a bang.

After a burst of choking smoke, I got up from the rabbi.Just as he was about to turn over, he realized that his hand seemed to be holding down something—a thick and furry thing.

I was stunned for a moment, then looked down, only to realize that it turned out to be a gray-black tail.

……Um?etc?Tail?

The author has something to say:

Happy Saturday, cuties!

Because today is a holiday, Sisi turned into a child, and she and Rabbi are reversed this time (than V

Allen: "Very good, today I'm finally not the only one feeding dog food, idiot Kanda, Miranda and everyone present have eaten it!"

Of course this is not a confession today, the confession will come later, and the countdown will start!

And the rabbi's mental journey:

·Accidentally scratched my finger while moving at noon, and was spotted by Sisi by accident, and subconsciously hid it so as not to worry her—huh?Wait, did she really just look away?Is she really not worried?

· Intentionally or unintentionally exposed the injured part in front of Ceci, look, look, I am injured, although it is indeed a small wound, but I am all injured.

Sisi saw it several times, I'm sure she saw it... But she, didn't she ask...

It's so obvious, why doesn't she come to ask me, does she not care about me...

· Ceci asked me!She came to ask me!She really does care about me!

·Ah—Cersei even blows my breath!Put a Band-Aid on me!

· Very good, it seems that I have to think about how to make another wound without affecting my life.

Please comment—the last chapter had a lot of comments, so I couldn’t help but add a few sugars when my HP was full—keep commenting for me, Mo Duo Mo Duo!