Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

This group of hungry Chinese paper!

So excited to see sister paper!

Fu Nanfeng was immediately confused. The vest he got into the top of the group was his pseudonym. If he denies that he is a girl right now, many people will know that he is actually a Han girl. By then, the readers of his articles will be soft. My younger sister will also know that cucumbers are delicious. This stuff that often rolls around and shows off is actually a Chinese paper!

...But, if he admits that he is a girl, how can he hook up with the goddess, in the name of Lily?

It hurts!

Fu Nanfeng thought for a while, and decided to deal with this issue vaguely, neither admitting nor denying it.

Cucumbers are delicious: Hi~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ God is so cute~

Cucumbers are delicious: I’m from DingDing.com, please take care of me~

Fu Nanfeng who typed this sentence calmly on the surface was actually roaring inwardly——

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many great gods!

Alive God!

The seven wolves of the desert, Master Diancang, the domineering watermelon knife, and being so handsome that he has no friends are all the top gods on Jidian.com. Basically, the pink kind that can crush all the little gods to death with a shake of a leg hair.

The Desert Seven Wolves specialize in otherworldly fantasy novels. His masterpieces can basically be said to be the pioneering works of Ji Dianliu’s otherworldly fantasy novels. A few years ago, when Fu Nanfeng was still young, he had read several articles by the Desert Sevenwolves. At that time, he was fascinated by the novels of the seven wolves in the desert, fantasizing all day long about traveling to another continent, driving his golden finger all the way to collect younger brothers and open the harem...Of course he has not been able to travel successfully until now, but this does not prevent Fu Nanfeng from The desert seven wolves are their idols!

Although he has already left the age of passionate fantasy, Fu Nanfeng was still very excited when he saw the desert seven wolves... Sigh, if he had seen the desert god himself a few years ago, maybe he would be so excited. , It's a pity that you were born before I was born, and you are already old when I was born, I wish we could meet sooner~

As for Young Master Diancang, he is very famous for his online game novels, but he is most famous for his word count in each novel... because each of his novels has a super word count!class!many!Although in Jidian Novel.com, a novel with a word count of less than 100 million is embarrassed to call itself a novel, but Master Diancang has at least 500 million words in each novel, and the online game novel he is currently serializing even has a word count of more than 1000. [-], ranking first in the word count list of Jidian.com all the year round, and no one can surpass it within ten years.

As soon as Fu Nanfeng saw the words "Master Diancang", he immediately felt a pain in the ass! 1000 million words...I'm afraid he won't be able to write so many words in his whole life!I can only kneel...

The domineering watermelon knife, the master of urban writing, the most amazing thing is his unpredictable hand speed. It is said that every time he spells with others, he has never lost. It is said that his top speed is 1 per hour. What is the concept of ten thousand?[-] characters in an hour, almost [-] characters in [-] minute!When Fu Nanfeng heard about this legend, he immediately knelt down. He thought that his top speed of [-] words per hour was already pretty good, but he never expected that someone would be so perverted!

In addition to beating other people's 30 streets per hour, the domineering watermelon knife also refreshed the update list of Jidian.com with a terrifying record of updating [-] chapters and [-] words in one day, and thus won the honorable title of "Jidian Codewriter". , is still an immortal legend...

In fact, Fu Nanfeng felt that if the speed reached the level of a domineering watermelon knife, it should not be called a codewriter, but a pile driver...

He is so handsome that he has no friends. The novel is as its name suggests. Basically, it is a novel about the harem of a stallion with an evil, charming and domineering protagonist. Its representative work is "Three Thousand Harems of Extremely Handsome Guys". The title of this novel is definitely not an exaggeration !Because there are really [-] female characters appearing in this novel, and each female character has a name, a surname, and flesh and blood, and all of them are taken into the harem by the protagonist!This novel is hailed as a masterpiece of stallion harem novels, and so far no stallion novel can surpass it (mainly referring to the number of women)!

Fu Nanfeng once read this masterpiece. Although he was really excited by the plot of the protagonist and the women in the first chapter, he still couldn't bear it when he saw the protagonist and the girls in 3P, 4P, 5P and even 10P. I can't help having a toothache, and I can't help but worry deeply about the protagonist's thing. Even if the protagonist has the blood of the ancient dragon in his body, he can't bear such a toss!If it goes on like this, even the kidneys made of steel will fail!

When Fu Nanfeng saw that the protagonist in the back decided to meet all the girls at once for the sake of balance between rain and dew, he finally couldn't help but shed a manly tear (sympathy), yes, not envy.And this "Three Thousand Harems of Extremely Handsome Guys" is because of the plot [the protagonist fights with three thousand girls for three days and three nights, completely activates the dragon blood in his body, thus tearing the void and ascending to another world, and continues to the wider world. Go to Bubble Girl Paper] and has since been sealed as a masterpiece.

Seeing so many living gods at once, Fu Nanfeng was so excited that his hands were shaking, and when he saw the four words [Can Xue Jinghong] in the group member column on the left, he almost gnawed on the keyboard in excitement down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Goddess!Living Goddess!

It's a pity that the profile picture of the goddess is gray at this time, and it seems that she is not online.

However, Fu Nanfeng also knew that it was possible to be invisible, but he was slightly disappointed when he saw that the head of the goddess was gray.

He couldn't help but clicked on the head portrait of the goddess with the mouse, and to his surprise, the head portrait of the goddess turned out to be a flower——

Snow-white, long petals...

Hey, why does it look like a chrysanthemum?

The goddess actually used chrysanthemums as her profile picture!

...No, that's not the point.

The point is-

Awow, the goddess actually uses a chrysanthemum as her profile picture!And he is a couple portrait yeah!

In order to match the pseudonym, Fu Nanfeng's profile picture is a Q version of a cucumber...

Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng was very excited, the heart in the legend of Suo Su had a good understanding!

After being excited for a while, Fu Nanfeng saw that the screen of the Great God group started to refresh again, so he clicked on the group.

Too handsome to have friends: Cucumbers are delicious?

Fu Nanfeng's heart skipped a beat, the Great God actually called his name!

Flattered!

Cucumbers are delicious: big big big big god!What's wrong! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Too handsome to have any friends: Haha, don’t call me a master, just call me a handsome guy!

Cucumbers are delicious: yes, my god o(*////▽////*)q

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Cucumbers are delicious: inertia!Handsome guy!

Too handsome to have no friends: Good boy

Cucumbers are delicious: o(*////▽////*)q

So handsome that he has no friends: Cucumber is delicious, is that your pen name?

Cucumbers are delicious: Yes, handsome guy, what’s the matter? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Too handsome to have any friends: Why do I feel a little familiar...

A little familiar!

Could it be that the Great God has read his novels? ! !

Thinking of this possibility, Fu Nanfeng felt excited!

But Fu Nanfeng had a brain teaser, all of his writings were embarrassing high-end slam novels!How could the great god have read his novels!

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴Really, really

So handsome that he has no friends: I always feel like I have seen it somewhere

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っHuh?

Too handsome to have any friends: Ah! ! !I remembered!

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴I think of...what's coming...

For some reason, Fu Nanfeng suddenly had a bad premonition...

Too handsome to have any friends: It's you!You are the author who wrote BL high H fanfiction for the goddess!

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

It's over, I was caught!

Fu Nanfeng screamed in his heart, and the great master found out that he wrote a fanfic for the goddess!

And the point is - that's a shame!shame!of! B! L!high! H!same!people!

Out of [-] words, there are [-] words in H's pornographic novel!

hold on!at this time!Must hold on!

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ I can explain...

So handsome that he has no friends: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Caocao Caocao we were still discussing your novel just now

Fu Nanfeng instantly felt as if struck by lightning, please!Argument!Use these two words!It is no longer an act that a great god can accomplish alone...except for a great god...could it be...

Too handsome to have any friends: The goddess also praised your writing well

So handsome that he has no friends: isn’t it @女神

Fu Nanfeng cried inwardly, the goddess saw it!The Goddess saw the high H novel he wrote... Although he had little expectations that the Goddess might read his own novel, the problem was that the things he wrote were too much!shame!shame!up!

And at this moment-

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes