Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

The goddess is thick!

Goddess read my article!

Goddess praises my writing is good!

This series of messages poured into Fu Nanfeng's brain like a frenziedly refreshed barrage, and almost maxed out the small plot in Fu Nanfeng's brain.

What a huge amount of information!

Fu Nanfeng stared blankly at the words [Can Xue Jinghong] on the screen, forgetting what he wanted to say.

Too handsome to have any friends: Where's the newcomer?

So handsome that he has no friends: @cucumber is delicious, are you still there?disconnected?

So handsome that he has no friends: @cucumber is so delicious that it fell into the toilet?Crossed over?

Fu Nanfeng stared blankly at Can Xue Jinghong's typing [um], and it took him a long time to recover slowly.

Cucumbers Are Delicious: I'm...in...

So handsome that he has no friends: why don't you talk?Goddess praised you just now

Too handsome to have any friends: Goddess praises your novel well written

Goddess - God - boast - you - small - say - write - well!

The thunderbolt on a sunny day!

How could such a glamorous and noble goddess feel that his little pornography is well written!

This is absolutely ironic!

Goddess, listen to my explanation...

Fu Nanfeng stretched out Erkang's hand in his heart, and it took a long while before he typed tremblingly——

Cucumbers are delicious: Cough><Actually...Actually...you would believe me if I said that it was written by another personality of mine. Although the sub-personality is a bit erotic, my main personality is still very pure!

Cucumbers are delicious: the goddess believes in me QAQ

So handsome that I have no friends: poof

Desert Seven Wolves: ...

Master Diancang: ...

Domineering Watermelon Knife: ...

So handsome that he has no friends: It’s okay, what formation are you standing in? By the way, didn’t you go to the codeword? What kind of screen are you peeking at?

Desert Septwolves: Onlookers Goddess Girl Fan

Master Diancang: Watching Goddess Girl Fans

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Onlookers Fans of Goddess Girls

Too handsome to have friends: enough!you!Girls will be scared away by you horny guys!

So handsome that he has no friends: Don't be afraid, girl!I will protect you!

Desert Seven Wolves: Are you jealous that the goddess has a girl fan?

Too handsome to have any friends: Why are you jealous, don't I have any girl fans!

The Seven Wolves of the Desert: You are the only one who writes about stallions, how can you have girls fans?

Too handsome to have friends: enough!The author who wrote the stallion article also has a girl fan!

Master Diancang: Anyway, I have never seen you have a girl fan, and the message area is full of big men who pick their feet

Domineering watermelon knives: all big men who pick their feet +1

Too handsome to have friends: enough of you guys!It's as if you have a lot of girl fans!

Desert seven wolves: more than you

Master Diancang: +1 more than you

Domineering watermelon knife: +2 more than you

Too handsome to have any friends: You bastards, you bully others just because you have a lot of fans, come and comfort me, girl

So handsome that he has no friends: @蓝蓝is delicious

Although it's strange that the topic in the group has changed so quickly, Fu Nanfeng is still very happy to see that the group of gods are not obsessed with the little pornographic articles he wrote. Just when he was watching with gusto, he was suddenly @出了.

Cucumbers are delicious: girl... are you calling me?

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴

So handsome that he has no friends: Who else is it if it’s not you?

Too handsome to have no friends: Aren’t you the only girl in the group?

Too handsome to have any friends: Come and comfort my wounded heart!

In the group-in-no-just-only-have-you-a-sister-son!

This sentence is so informative, my God!

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っYes, but...

Cucumbers are delicious: But isn't the goddess also a girl?

No!Don't tell him that the goddess he has been secretly in love with for so long is not a girl!

The goddess is so cute, how could she not be a girl!

Although a bit high-cold, high-coldness must be just a disguise of a goddess!

Too handsome to have any friends: Pfft~ Who told you that the goddess is a girl?

Who-told-tell-you-goddess-is-sister-son!

a bolt from the blue!

Years of secret love collapsed!

The goddess who has been secretly in love for so many years is not a girl!

Fu Nanfeng typed blankly.

Cucumber is delicious: But, but...why do you call goddess...

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess...isn't it only called to girls...

He remembered that every time he lingered on the goddess' Weibo before, watched every word the goddess posted, and carefully figured out the mood of the goddess at this time. The happy feeling was exactly the same as the feeling of "secret love" written in the book!

At that moment, it seemed that there was a voice in the dark saying to him: This is love!

He had been secretly in love with the goddess for so many years, and only now was he told that the goddess was not the girl he imagined at all!In his heart, a girl who sometimes acts cold and sometimes acts soft and cute must be a girl with a cold face and a soft and cute heart!

Too handsome to have any friends: Pfft, whoever told you that the goddess must be a girl

Too handsome to have any friends: The goddess is a 24K pure man!Right @Goddess

Fu Nanfeng was stunned, whoever said that a goddess must be a girl!

In other words, the goddess he has been secretly in love with for so many years is really a man!

The goddess is actually a man!

Right at this moment-

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Too handsome to have any friends: hahahaha the goddess is always so cold

Too handsome to have no friends: Typing one more word will kill you, this is your girl fan

Can Xue Jinghong: Alright

So handsome that he has no friends: ...I told you to type one more word, but you really only typed one more word!

So handsome that he has no friends: Sister, sister, why don't you come out quickly to pick up the goddess?Aren't you a goddess fan?

So handsome that he has no friends: @蓝蓝is delicious

Fu Nanfeng was still immersed in the melancholy feeling that his secret love was disillusioned, and even seeing the goddess appearing was not as excited as before.

Hey, hey, his love... has withered before it can bloom!

Cucumbers are delicious: Good Goddess

So tired, I will never love again, he doesn't even bother to use the cute kaomoji.

Can Xue Jinghong: Hello

Hello Goddess!Goodbye Goddess!

Fu Nanfeng pulled himself together and typed on the keyboard to reply——

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, I have liked your novels for a long time

Alas, no matter what, at least he will tell his secret love.

Can Xue Jinghong: Thank you

The goddess is as cold as the one on Weibo, but now Fu Nanfeng will no longer think that the goddess's cold appearance actually hides a cute heart, even if the goddess uses her face on Weibo again in the future. Words, he will no longer believe in love!

Cucumbers are delicious: You're welcome

My heart is so tired, I will never love again.

Fu Nanfeng couldn't help feeling melancholy.

Too handsome to have any friends: Why is the girl so cold?

Too handsome to have no friends: Are you scared away by the goddess' coldness?Hahaha I just said, why do so many girls say he is cute when he is so cold and cold, girls quickly fall into my arms!

Too handsome to have any friends: In fact, I can be cute too!look! =￣ω￣=

Desert seven wolves: not cute at all

Master Diancang: Not cute at all

Domineering watermelon knife: not cute at all

Too handsome to have friends: Go away, you bastards!

Too handsome to have friends: You guys are jealous!If you have the ability to show off your cuteness, let's take a look!

Desert seven wolves: not cute (＞﹏＜)

Master Diancang: I don’t know either o(*￣▽￣*)o

Domineering Watermelon Knife: No +1つ﹏?

So handsome that he has no friends: ...