Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Too handsome to have any friends: Goddess, tell me how you feel now!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: Hahahaha this author is really talented!In just [-] words, [-] words are all in bed!

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Escaping from the mech, Chu Jue stumbled towards the outside.

Suddenly, his feet went limp, and he was about to fall to the ground, but he was embraced by a pair of strong arms.

Chu Jue looked up, and the person who held him up was actually that Sadie!

That Sadie who was hailed as a genius!That Sadie who always easily suppressed him in mech simulation battles!The mecha genius that he wanted to surpass with all his heart.

Chu Jue stretched out his hand to push Sadie away, to cover up his embarrassment, he only wanted this person in front of him to see his embarrassment now.

Sadie's eyes, which are always full of arrogance, were full of anger at this time. He clasped Chu Jue's waist tightly, and said in a depressed and low tone: "Who... is that person..."

Chu Jue wanted to push Sadie away in embarrassment, but in the next moment, Sadie pushed him to the ground!

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So handsome that he has no friends: There is also the one with Marshal Caesar, goddess, do you want to see it hahaha

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

So handsome that he has no friends: Hahaha, why didn’t I know that the reason why your protagonist works so hard is because he wants to stand where Caesar can see him, and to have the qualification to fight side by side with Caesar!Ha ha ha ha

Can Xue Jinghong: Well written

Too handsome to have no friends: Hahahahahaha

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Am I reading that right?The goddess said that Chu Jue's NP Gao H always received good writing?

Master Diancang: You read that right

Desert Seven Wolves: You read that right +1

Domineering Watermelon Knife: You read that right +2

Master Diancang: Hey, long time no see Watermelon

Domineering watermelon knife: don't call me watermelon, call me domineering

Master Diancang: Watermelon, can you spell it?

Domineering watermelon knife: The word watermelon is not domineering at all, fight!Let's fight [-]

Master Diancang: Obviously your name is Watermelon, let’s start now, I, you, and the desert will fight together

Domineering Watermelon Knife: My name is Watermelon Knife!let's start

Too handsome to have any friends: Hey, you guys are ignoring me again...

Can Xue Jinghong: You read that right

So handsome that he has no friends: ...Actually, the goddess, have you noticed

Can Xue startled:?

Too handsome to have friends: Your reaction seems to be a few beats slower than other people's. Do you have a particularly long reflex arc?

Can Xue Jinghong: Eating

Can Xue Jinghong: Typing with one hand

Too handsome to have any friends: Oh, so that's the case... No!Don't change the subject!You said that this high-level essay is well written?Don't you like this one? !can not tell!Goddess is so boring!

Too handsome to have friends: No way!I want to take a screenshot and post it on Weibo!Retweets must break a thousand hahahaha

Can Xue Jinghong: This author reads the text very carefully

Too handsome to have any friends: let those readers who always thought you were cute and silly discover your heavy-mouthed nature!

Too handsome to have any friends: ... huh?

Can Xue: For example, when Fred and Chu Jue were fighting, they didn’t try their best

So handsome that he has no friends: ahhh?

At this time, on the other side, Fu Nanfeng, who was trying to become a typewriter, suddenly received a message from the editor.

Fu Nanfeng, who was still complacent about the code, looked at the sullen avatar of the editor in the lower right corner of the computer, and suddenly his chrysanthemum turned cold... Every time the editor knocked him, he either threatened him to fill in the hole with the same death or threatened him to fill the hole with the same death, As a result, when he saw the editor's profile picture now, he would shudder.

The conscience of heaven and earth!He was just procrastinating at the wrong time!

Fu Nanfeng tremblingly opened the dialog box sent by the editor, and before the editor could speak, he immediately tapped on the keyboard——

Cucumbers are delicious: Editor!I guarantee that I have no procrastination, no rotten ends, no abandoned pits!

Cucumbers are delicious: the old pit is updated every day!Xinkeng is updated every day!

Cucumbers are delicious: if you don’t believe me, I’ll show you how cute they are! ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

Editor Bian Ji: Sell your sister's cuteness!How cute is a pure man!

The editor was the only one who knew that Fu Nanfeng was a Chinese paper, but he never poked through Fu Nanfeng in the group.

Cucumbers are delicious: Editor’s table sauce~ Han paper can also be cute~=￣ω￣=

Editor Bian Ji: One!point!All!No!cute!

Cucumbers are delicious: The short oil editor is duplicity~ He obviously thinks he is cute~ He said no~ But his body is very honest~=￣ω￣=

Editor Bian Ji: put away your ecstasy wavy lines

Cucumber is delicious: is it~this~like~does it sell~soul~

Editor Bian Ji: Believe it or not, I will immediately expose you as a Chinese paper, so that those readers can see your face clearly!

Cucumbers are delicious: don't be so impulsive!Everything is negotiable!

Editor Bian Ji: That’s it, I have something to tell you

Cucumbers are delicious: what the hell~ Do you want to say that you have had a crush on me for a long time~ I am so shy, but I already have someone I like~ Tuyan, in fact, I like men~

Editor Bian Ji: Speak human words, or your vest will be blown

Cucumbers are delicious: ...what's the matter?

Editor Bian Ji: You have already read the website, we plan to hold an event with Jidian.com, and then we will send a few authors to the Jidian author group to learn from each other and exchange writing experience, so as to jointly promote the development of online novels

Cucumbers are delicious: ...so?

Editor Bian Ji: So this task is entrusted to you

Editor Bian Ji: It's up to you!go!Cucumber!

Cucumbers are delicious: why me?

Editor Bian Ji: Didn't you have a crush on Can Xue Jinghong for many years?What, don't want to go?

Cucumbers are delicious: no no no!It's not that I don't want to go!It's just that happiness came too suddenly!I'm a little dizzy!

Editor Bian Ji: Ding Ding.com decided to send an author under the name of each editor. I thought about it, and the author under my name is the most suitable for you.

Cucumbers are delicious: because are you overwhelmed by my noble personality?

Edit Bianji: roll

Cucumbers are delicious: I pack the bag right away!When can you leave!

Editor Bian Ji: After joining the group, let me be more serious!You represent the image of my big dick!

Cucumbers Are Delicious: Organizations, Take Care!I promise to get the job done!

Editor Bian Ji: Group number XXXXXXX, fill in your pen name for verification

Cucumbers are delicious: me!Walk!up!No!use!deliver!

Fu Nanfeng looked at the string of numbers and felt a little dizzy. Just now, he was thinking about how to hook up with the goddess, but in a blink of an eye, the opportunity came to him!

Happiness comes too suddenly!He's a little dizzy!

Fu Nanfeng who was overly excited stood up and sat down again, stretched out his trembling hands to pick up the water glass and drank a big gulp of the ice water just taken out of the refrigerator, but the excitement in his heart was still hard to calm down!

He has been secretly in love with the goddess for so many years!Right now!

...Ah, no, he hasn't joined the group yet.

Fu Nanfeng didn't want to let go of the opportunity to get in touch with the goddess, so he immediately opened the group search and entered the string of numbers.

While filling in his pseudonym in the verification box, Fu Nanfeng could only feel his little heart beating all the time, as if he had never skipped it before, frantically brushing up his presence!So powerful and intense!

Soon, the administrator approved Fu Nanfeng's request to join the group.

At this time, the topic in this group turned to other places, so Fu Nanfeng didn't know at all that the group of Chinese papers had already discussed several pages of his masterpiece just now.

At this time, the masters who were discussing the important affairs of a certain country wisely discovered that there were newcomers joining the group. Almost all of them were Jidian masters. They hadn't let the newcomers join the group for many years. It has attracted the attention of all online gods!Unwilling to be lonely, the masters frantically molested this pink and tender newcomer!

Desert Seven Wolves: Girlfriend?

Master Diancang: Girlfriend?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Girlfriend?

Too handsome to have any friends: sister paper? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !