Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Fu's mother shot her son back and forth several times with a searchlight-like gaze, and Fu Nanfeng said honestly under a lot of pressure: "I really don't like boys, really."

Only then did Mama Fu look back, and said coolly: "I'm just joking, how can I really put you and a man together, if you are really gay, see if I don't interrupt your dog legs !"

Fu Nanfeng quickly shook his head and said, "How is that possible! I'm very straight!" Very upright!It couldn't be straighter!

Fu's mother nodded and said, "Let's forget about today's business. In a few days, we will hold a high school reunion. By then, everyone will have a family and a family. There should be many young and lovely girls. Come too. Then maybe you will meet someone you like.”

Fu Nanfeng was really speechless, why didn't his mother give up...

"I heard that Yue Mu's son is also a writer. You can also get to know each other. They are both writers, so they should have something in common."

Fu Nanfeng thought silently, he is not a writer, but a ♂ writer, a writer ♂ who writes pornographic novels!

Listening to Lu's mother's description just now, the son of that class flower is definitely a winner in life, and he can also publish books to make money. He should be writing serious novels. If you let him meet the winner in life, he will definitely be despised to death. !Not only did he write erotic essays, but he also wrote erotic essays... err, err.

Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng shook his head quickly: "No need, I suddenly remembered that I had something to do that day..." His "writer" status can only fool people who don't know much like Fu's mother. People, it's absolutely a rhythm that reveals their secrets in a few words!

"What can you do?" Fu's mother asked suspiciously.

Fu Nanfeng felt that his knees were so painful. Could it be that an otaku couldn't have a serious job?

...although he really has nothing serious to do.

In the end, Fu Nanfeng tried his best to fool Fu's mother. After wiping off a cold sweat, Fu Nanfeng returned home exhausted.

It was nearly eleven o'clock in the evening when he got home, which meant that he had eaten this meal for four hours... So saying that he doesn't like going out on blind dates is really a waste of time and energy.

After climbing up the penguin, Fu Nanfeng found that the head of the goddess was still on. After hesitating for a while, he still sent a message to the goddess.

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ

After a few minutes, the goddess replied.

Can Xue startled:?

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess!Blind dates are so annoying! QQ

Can Xue Jinghong: No success?

Cucumbers are delicious: of course it can't be done!My mother is always like this. When she sees a girl, she wants to make a pair for me. It's annoying.

Can Xue Jinghong: Your mother cares about you

Cucumbers are delicious: but really troublesome!Girls are troublesome! QQ

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Can Xue Jinghong: You don't like girls?

etc!Goddess, don't you think the question you asked is very strange!

Why did the topic suddenly turn in a strange direction!

Cucumbers are delicious: how is that possible!I am straight!Very straight straight guy!

Can Xue Jinghong: Then why are you impatient?

Cucumbers are delicious: ... But, but ... If it was you, the goddess, wouldn't you be impatient if you force you to go on blind dates with a lot of unknown girls?

Can Xue Jinghong: No

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Can Xue Jinghong: My mother will not force me to go on a blind date with a girl

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Can Xue Jinghong: She knows I don't like girls

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, I asked weakly, did you say something terrible just now...

Cucumbers are delicious: I seem to have heard something terrific...  

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Cucumber is delicious: Goddess, you said you are... yes... yes... Σ(°△°|||)︴

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you must be joking, hahaha

Cucumbers are delicious: How could you just tell such an important thing to someone you’ve only known for a few days?

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: Haven't we been friends for a long time?

Can Xue Jinghong: I started reading your novels five years ago

Can Xue Jinghong: In my heart, I have known you for five years

Cucumbers are delicious: ... why I was so moved suddenly QAQ

Cucumber is delicious: If so~ I have known you, Goddess, for many years~

Can Xue Jinghong: So what can't you say?

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ

Cucumbers are delicious: Actually, I don’t know whether I like boys or girls

Cucumbers are delicious: because I have never liked people before

Can Xue Jinghong: Are you watching A~V?

Cucumbers are delicious: cough cough cough cough

Cucumber is delicious: Why do you suddenly ask this... I will be shy>////

Cucumber is delicious: normal boys must have seen it!

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you feel it?

Cucumbers are delicious: uh... how do you feel?

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you have the urge to masturbate to women?

Cucumbers are delicious: ……………………

Cucumbers are delicious: this question QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: If there is, you should be normal

Can Xue Jinghong: If not...

That!you!At once!yes!base!guy!

Fu Nanfeng automatically completed the sentence in his heart.

Cucumber is delicious: good, it doesn’t seem to have any special feeling

In his heart, those limp girls can only be watched from afar and not be played with...

If you make him feel guilty, he will feel guilty.

Can Xue Jinghong: What about G~V?

Can Xue Jinghong: Are you impulsive?

Cucumbers are delicious: …………………………

Cucumbers are delicious: Occasionally…

Can Xue Jinghong: Oh

Can Xue Jinghong: Then congratulations

Can Xue Jinghong: You bent

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ yes, but...

Can Xue Jinghong: But what?

Cucumbers are delicious: I think I prefer cute soft girls!

Can Xue Jinghong: Are you impulsive?

Cucumbers are delicious: …………… this, this

Can Xue Jinghong: Like the kind of liking for beautiful kittens, right?

Can Xue Jinghong: It’s just an ornamental liking

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you feel impulsive towards a beautiful kitten?

Cucumbers are delicious: how is that possible!I am not a beast! QQ

Can Xue Jinghong: So, you understand, right?

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ me!No!bright!white!

Can Xue Jinghong: Stop struggling, admit it

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ me!No!Proceed!recognize!

Can Xue Jinghong: You are gay

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ me!talent!No!yes!base!guy!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Cucumber is delicious: I don’t believe it

Cucumbers are delicious: I'm going to see the cute soft girl photo brainwashing!

Can Xue Jinghong: Oh

Cucumber is delicious: I am the first straight man in the universe!

Can Xue startled Hong: Huang Yuzhi, are you still changing Yinji colleagues today?

Can Xue Jinghong: Marshal Caesar just took off his pants in the last chapter, and you have been drying him all night

Can Xue Jinghong: It’s not easy for a penis to blow a cool breeze all night