Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, what a god... I don't understand!

Can Xue Jinghong: go to update

Cucumbers are delicious: nope!I don't want to listen!I don't want to listen!Goddess, you actually read pornographic fanfiction in your own novels!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you must have been hacked!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Can Xue Jinghong: Be good, go to update

Cucumbers are delicious: one sentence proves that you are a goddess!

Cucumbers are delicious: Account hacking will kill you!

Can Xue Jinghong: Get lost

Cucumbers are delicious: ... I believe that only a goddess can say such a simple and plain word "rolling" in such a cold, noble and beautiful way, so spicy and so sweet and sweet, The lingering sound lingers in my ears endlessly, lingering around the beam for three days without end...

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: ... Even the sneer is so spicy and beautiful!

Can Xue Jinghong: Still not going to update?

Cucumbers are delicious: ... Goddess, show me how cute you are!I will update immediately without regret!

Can Xue Jinghong: Hurry up and update ο(=ω<=)ρ⌒☆

Can Xue Jinghong: What?

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt as if his little heart had been stabbed by an invisible arrow "BIU"!

He slowly fell down clutching his chest...Goddess, you are so swollen, so rich and so cute!It was a foul!

Damn it!Next time, the goddess is absolutely not allowed to use a weapon of mass destruction like being cute...in front of others!

However, what's the matter with this "your beauty can only be seen by me alone" vision of the domineering president...

Hey, he felt like he was going further and further down a strange road...

The point is that he doesn't want to turn back yet!what to do!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, I'm going! >////

Can Xue Jinghong: Yes

Cucumbers are delicious: wait!I will update both pits!Goddess!what!clatter!

Can Xue Jinghong: What?

The goddess looks cute so naturally!

As expected, he is indeed a man with the two attributes of [a cool and noble author in front of readers] and [an obedient and well-behaved son in front of his mother]!

So Fu Nanfeng ran to code in a high spirits. Although it was already past eleven o'clock in the evening, it was normal for professional writers to stay up all night.

Because of the encouragement effect of the goddess [Love's Memoda], Fu Nanfeng felt as if he had been pumped with chicken blood. He knocked on the keyboard all the way, and his inspiration was like a wild horse with anal prolapse. Wait, typing is like taking laxatives, and the speed even reached an astonishing [-] per hour!

Soon, he finished the new chapter of the Yinji fan, and after excitedly posting it, he started to fight the Enchanter fan, and two or three hours passed in a blink of an eye, and after he stopped typing, he was still a little unsatisfied , checked the number of words in the document, and found that I actually wrote nearly [-] words!It's crazy!

So Fu Nanfeng was flustered for a while, then divided the [-] words into four chapters, and sent them out in one go.

After posting the new pit, Fu Nanfeng routinely went to the author group of Tintin Novels to advertise. Although it was already midnight, there were still quite a few girls who stayed up late to type, so Fu Nanfeng opened it When I was in the author group, several girls were happily chatting about the topic of the midnight file...

Honey green tea: what position should I put in the double ~ dragon ~ into ~ hole?

Cucumbers are delicious: open a new pit in the middle of the night~ball support~≥ε≤

Mango smoothie: probably the one in the front and the one in the back?

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: PreviousNext~

Honey Green Tea: Unbelievable!Ask for a diagram!

Honey Green Tea: Huh?I just saw a cucumber bubbling? ∑⊙▽⊙

Mango Smoothie: Cucumber is hot again?

Cucumbers are delicious: yes~ they have opened a new hot pit~ a colleague of Xiao Lengwen~

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Little Cucumber is open again?What kind of fan?

Cucumbers are delicious: Just a fan of a lesser-known novel~

Fu Nanfeng didn't have the face to say that his novel was a masterpiece...

Honey Green Tea: I see it!Enchanter fellow? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Mango Smoothie: Fellow Enchanters! ! !What kind of enchanter is not well-known! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: That's my introductory novel to Tanmei, okay?

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Cucumbers are delicious: Is the Enchanter a Danmei novel?

Is The Enchanter a Tanmei novel?How could he, the author, not know?

Honey Green Tea: Isn’t it true that Tanmei novels look like Tanmei novels?

Mango Smoothie: The author is obviously a master of beauty, okay?

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: The author obviously wants to write about Tanmei!

Cucumber is delicious: ...so you have read it, I thought this novel was very unpopular

Honey Green Tea: Of course I did!That was the first basic point novel I read, super basic~

Mango Smoothie: The whole book is in the rhythm of "Ma Ma, what are those two Ge Ge doing ♂ what ♂♂~"~

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Little Cucumber, don’t you know that there is a super popular post on Tintin Forum [August [-] Those Are Not Danmei Novels Better Than Tanmei Novel’s Heroine Stands By The Sideline Friends Go To The End of The World], the first one in it is Enchanting Teacher!

Honey Green Tea: Yes!Basically, all Ding Ding writers have seen that post!Cucumber, haven't you seen it?

Cucumber is delicious: ... I don't seem to have seen it

So his novels are so famous...

But it's actually in this way, how shameful it feels.

Cucumbers are delicious: I don't mix Ding Ding forums...

Honey Green Tea: You have been in Ding Ding for three years!I haven't even seen the forum! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Mango Smoothie: Here, I found out the address, go and have a look

Sweet and sour pork ribs: Although enchanters are very basic, there are quite few fans

Honey Green Tea: Yes, the author is at such a magical point that no one knows how to write it down.

Mango Smoothie: When it comes to this, I want to express the knife to the author!It actually broke at such a critical place!Damn!

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: The eunuch author must be tied up to play Tintin

Honey Green Tea: Whipping Ding Ding with a Whip Dip in Salt Water

Mango Smoothie: Use the author's penis to explode his own chrysanthemum

The full screen of [BI——]... is simply unsightly!

You still remember that you are gentle, cute and kind Meng!sister!son!!

Please let his [BI——] go!

Fu Nanfeng was obsessed with madness, and after a long time of mental construction, he opened the post, and sure enough, the name of the enchanter was mentioned on the first floor, and the following was supplemented with a few bloody characters——【This article has been eunuch , round J author ten thousand times]

Fu Nanfeng's heart trembled again, he slowly scrolled to the reply below, the reply below was indeed cruel and insane——

[Floor xx1: The top floor!Even if I'm a girl, I can't stand it!I want to turn J to the eunuch author! 】

[XX2F: Let's go upstairs together!Fuck that eunuch author! 】

[Floor xx3: The author of Round J, please line up, everyone come one by one]

[Floor xx4: I'm done jing, it's my turn to go downstairs]

[XX5F: Why are you being polite to this kind of eunuch author!Let's go together! 】

[Floor xx6: Where is the strong man downstairs!Raise your penis!Come on everyone! 】

too!funeral!Heart!sick!mad!up!

Fu Nanfeng couldn't help but tighten his chrysanthemum...

Fu Nanfeng's liver trembled as he pulled down and down several hundred floors, when he suddenly saw a message that made him break out in cold sweat.

[XX11th Floor: People who cheat people will always explode, hehe, I'm waiting]