Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

In short, this time the blind date was spent in gossip between Mama Fu and Mama Lu. The two main protagonists basically had no conversations. When Mama Fu and Mama Lu chatted about some popular TV series, Lu Renjia could still Occasionally, he opened his mouth to chat, but Fu Nanfeng, a two-dimensional dead house who basically didn't watch TV dramas, could only listen to them in a daze with his ears pricked up, without saying a word.

The meal passed so harmoniously and happily. Mama Fu and Mama Lu chatted contentedly. Probably the only dissatisfaction was that the two hostesses who came on a blind date did not cooperate at all, but the two mothers also knew that this kind of thing could not be done. Reluctantly, if they don't see it right, they don't see it right. Anyway, they didn't intend to insist on bringing the two together. They just haven't seen each other for many years, and they want to get closer. If they can get their children together, it will be a big deal for them It can be regarded as a good thing to get closer, but if it doesn't work out, it won't damage the relationship between their sisters in the slightest.

After eating, Lu's mother took Lu Renjia back first because she still had something to do at home.

Fu Nanfeng was about to leave, but Fu's mother grabbed her ear and stayed behind.

Fu Nanfeng didn't know why, so he could only sit back on the seat and stare at Fu's mother.

Fu's mother looked at him seriously for a while before she said, "What do you think of Jiajia?"

Fu Nanfeng paused, recalled the girl just now, and then said honestly: "She looks pretty good."

Fu's mother asked again: "Then have you taken a fancy to her?"

Fu Nanfeng hesitated for a long time before he said dully: "I think, she definitely doesn't like me..."

"Don't avoid the topic, have you taken a fancy to her?" Fu's mother said seriously.

"...She's not my type," Fu Nanfeng thought for a long time before he said, "Didn't you say that you need to find a complementary one when looking for a wife? Our personalities are not suitable."

Fu's mother looked at Fu Nanfeng several times with her eyes like a searchlight: "Then I'll find you a more lively one next time?"

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt a deep pain in his ass, why is his mother still not giving up...

"No need, I'll find it myself, that's all." Fu Nanfeng finally got angry.

Fu's mother immediately looked at Fu Nanfeng with contempt, and said, "As far as you stay at home every day and don't go out, where do you go to find a wife to show me? The one who delivers the courier? The one who delivers food? The one who visits the toilet ? The plumbing repairer? The gas installer?”

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt that his knee had been hit by countless arrows.

my knee hurts...

"Mom, anyway, don't worry about it," Fu Nanfeng was unhappy, "I'm only 22, it's early, I will definitely have a chance in the future."

"What's the matter, the old Wang's son next door is about your age, and now his grandson can crawl," Fu's mother chattered, "And your cousin, who is three years older than you, now his son can make soy sauce ..."

...It's the exact same lines again!Mama, can you change it?

"It's really unnecessary..." Fu Nanfeng said weakly.

"... Tell the truth, what kind of girl do you like?" Fu's mother asked Fu Nanfeng righteously.

Fu Nanfeng thought about it seriously, what kind of girl does he like?

The conclusion he came to was that he didn't seem to have liked a girl since he was a child...

Seeing Fu Nanfeng's tangled expression, Fu's mother frowned, and then asked, "Don't you really like girls?"

If struck by lightning!

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt a thunder strike on the top of his head, scorching his whole body and making his ears buzz.

"Mom, what are you kidding..." Fu Nanfeng smiled weakly, only feeling that his HP value was lost by Fu's mother's big move just now. More than half of the blood was lost in seconds, leaving only a little blood.

"Then why have you never brought a girl home since you were a child?" Fu's mother said with a serious face, "It's fine if you didn't like to play with girls when you were young, but it's the same when you grow up, and you don't associate with girls at all... Tell the truth , do you really dislike girls?"

Mommy Fu made another big move!Fu Nanfeng once again felt that his HP value had dropped by more than half!

"...It's normal not to like playing with girls!" Fu Nanfeng retorted weakly.

"It's normal not to like to play with girls when I was young! But it's not normal not to like to play with girls when I grow up!" Fu's mother punished every word.

No!just!often!

Knowing hit!Fu Nanfeng fell down clutching his chest!

Does he really not like girls?Even Fu's mother could see it...

Thinking about it carefully, he has never liked girls since he was a child. Although he always clamors to like soft girls, but if he imagines that a soft girl appears in front of him, he seems...to be hard at all. ah!

He seems to just want to take care of those soft and cute girls, if it's something... imagine the scene and feel like a beast!It's not as good as a beast!So it's impossible for him to be hard!

... Could it be that he really doesn't like soft girls?

Is he really gay?

Does he really like men?

Fu Nanfeng seriously substituted for the uncle in the university cafeteria who always served him...he couldn't accept it.

Then he substituted for the short and fat boss in the canteen downstairs... I can't accept it.

Then he substituted the feet-picking guys who always enjoy the shade in the garden downstairs... Sure enough, I still can't accept it!

No matter how you look at it, he can't be gay!

...But what if that person is a goddess?

Fu Nanfeng paused, and substituted the goddess... Although he had never seen the appearance of the goddess, the person who can write such a magnificent novel, which is also detailed and emotional, must be a very temperamental young man, the goddess Didn't you say he was only 20 years old?

When Fu Nanfeng thought about it, a handsome young man with black-rimmed glasses, a white shirt, and a bookish air appeared in front of him...

If the goddess looks like this, he seems to be able to accept it.

If it is a goddess who looks like this, he seems to be able to accept spending his life with such a man...

Especially the goddess can write so many great novels, if he is with the goddess, wouldn't he have a lifetime of free novels to read?He can also be the first person to read Goddess's novels every time, so that he doesn't have to wait for the Goddess to work hard to grab the sofa every time the Goddess opens a hole, and he doesn't have to swipe the screen every day to hope that the Goddess will take a look at him... …

Thinking about it this way, I seem to be a little excited!

……

etc!its not right!He's not gay!

What the hell is he thinking about...

Fu Nanfeng burst into tears, he felt that his straight life was about to be bent by some strange force...

"In a few days, Jiajia's mother and I are going to have a high school reunion, and Yue Mu will also come at that time," Fu's mother suddenly changed the subject, "I really miss my old classmates, I don't know how they are now .”

When Fu Nanfeng came back to his senses, he heard Fu's mother say, "Yue Mu was the most beautiful girl in our class at that time. Her son inherited her, so she must not be much different in appearance..."

The topic seems to have gone in a strange direction.

"The most important thing is that her son doesn't like girls either. It's a coincidence. Alas, it's not a coincidence to be full. Shall I discuss it with her and let her son meet you?"

...Mother Fu, you are trying to force your son to go astray!

"No!" Fu Nanfeng hurriedly shook his head 180 degrees, and must kill Fu's mother's evil thoughts in the cradle!He doesn't want to be gay!Ya butterfly!What is wrong with this world!How can Ma Ma want to send her son to a blind date with a man!He must not be his own!