Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

It took Fu Nanfeng a long time to come back to his senses, trembling his paws and pressing the approving application, and immediately created a new group on Penguin, named it [Goddess], and then dragged Goddess's Penguin into it.

It's not that Fu Nanfeng didn't think about taking the initiative to hook up with the goddess when he joined the Jidian author group, but after hesitating for a long time, he still didn't apply to add the goddess as a friend, because in his heart, he felt a feeling similar to "being close to the hometown"...Because I like it so much that I dare not.

But now it's the goddess who took the initiative to add him!

Fu Nanfeng's heart fluttered.

After successfully adding friends, Fu Nanfeng opened the dialog box with the Goddess, hoping that the other party would send something. During the long waiting process, his thoughts drifted away...Why is the Goddess's Penguin called Can Xuejing? What about Hong?It's too lazy to use a pseudonym as Penguin or something, but the goddess is not very glamorous and noble, she never adds a fan base and never leaks the Penguin, but now the goddess has changed the Penguin into a pseudonym... ...it's not obvious...

However, soon, Fu Nanfeng realized that he was thinking too much, because the name of the penguin is not limited to the same name, and the number of the penguin with the words Can Xue Jinghong is far more than the one in front of him. Enter the four words Can Xue Jinghong in the phone, and found that there are at least dozens of people with the same name Can Xue Jinghong!

Fu Nanfeng thought about it for himself again, if he is a fan of the goddess... No, no, he is in the first place! ... If he was another fan of the goddess, he would never believe that the goddess would use his pen name as the penguin's name in such a cold and secluded way... But the truth is that the goddess really used her pen name as the penguin's name!

The goddess must have used the directional thinking of the readers to come up with a reverse directional thinking!Goddess is so smart!She really deserves to be his goddess!

Fu Nanfeng was rippling again.

At this time, the goddess finally sent a message.

Can Xue Jinghong: Cucumber is delicious?

The goddess took the initiative to talk to him!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess Awow, yes, cucumbers are delicious!I like eating fresh cucumbers the most!Crunchy!Cucumber! o(*////▽////*)q

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Can Xue Jinghong: I mean, your pseudonym is Cucumber is delicious?

Cucumbers are delicious: yes! Σ(°△°|||)︴What a swollen goddess...

Can Xue Jinghong: Oh, I just searched casually

Cucumbers are delicious :! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Could it be that the Goddess wanted to come to Xingshi to inquire about her crimes? QQ

Can Xue Jinghong: "The Adventures of Pineapple Continent" was written by you?

Fu Nanfeng paused, and it took him a long time to realize that "The Adventures of Pineapple Continent" was the first novel he wrote after he came to Ding Ding Novels. Now I am young, although this novel is classified as a Tanmei novel, in fact, there are very few plots where the protagonist engages in gay love, and most of them are still in the flow of the plot. The relationship between the protagonist and the protagonist before is not so much a good friend. Good friends, I prefer more friendship... So his debut novel was not considered popular at the time, and it was the first one with the worst grades among all his novels.

...Of course, it is also the most pure and passionate book.

Fu Nanfeng silently breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the Goddess saw this book...

Cucumber is delicious: yes~ Goddess (⊙o⊙)

Can Xue Jinghong: Your writing style makes me feel very familiar

Cucumbers are delicious: Nani Σ(°△°|||)︴!

Fu Nanfeng thought to himself, he is just a little pink, not a great master, how can he have any style of writing.

Can Xue Jinghong: Did you also write a book called "The Enchanter"?

Fu Nanfeng immediately swiped the screen with exclamation points in his heart. He did write a novel called "The Enchanter", but that was a dark history a long, long time ago!At that time, he was not a rotten boy, he was still a pure hot-blooded boy in the second year of middle school... Fu Nanfeng was basically accompanied by Ji Dian's hot-blooded novels in junior high school and high school. Determined to try a book, I ran to Jidian.com and registered a pen name "I Love Cucumber", and started writing novels. Jidian's novels are notoriously thick and long. He wrote nearly 100 million words for almost two years, and when the college entrance examination was approaching, he took a leave of absence... and then, there was no more.

Because he abandoned the pit.

Cucumbers are delicious: Huh?Goddess, what are you talking about?I can't hear you!

Although Fu Nanfeng has abandoned the pit, he still often looks for novels to read at Jidian. Occasionally, he accidentally pokes at the novel that his own eunuch made, and looks at the various resentful comments at the bottom of the message area, such as [Abandon the pit] Being blasted, I wish the author a rotten chrysanthemum! ! ! ! 】【The eunuch has no penis, I wish the author no offspring! ! ! 】...The chrysanthemum tightened.

Can Xue Jinghong: Stop pretending, I have read "The Enchanter" no less than ten times, how could I not know your writing style?

Can Xue Jinghong: Hire it, be frank and lenient, resist... court death^_^

My goddess can't be so cruel! ! !

Goddess, you collapsed, take your medicine! ! !

Cucumbers are delicious: don't, don't!I can explain it!

Can Xue Jinghong: Say

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ abandoned the pit because there is no inspiration!

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ Zun's!You also know that I asked for leave to go to the college entrance examination, and then after the college entrance examination, the moment I walked out of the examination room!I lost all my IQ!I am so stupid now because the little goblin of the college entrance examination has squeezed me dry!I gave up the pit because of this annoying little goblin of the college entrance examination!If you want to blame, blame this little goblin!

...the perfect diversion!Simply GOODJOB!

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, don’t be like this QAQ This kind of laughter is not suitable for your sow’s cubs.

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Can Xue Jinghong: I heard that you are chasing my novel?

Cucumbers are delicious: yes, yes, goddess, I am your brainless fan o(*////▽////*)q I have followed every novel of yours~ But my favorite is your " Galactic Mecha Legends!Grass chicken sticks!Goddess, you are so tired!

Can Xue Jinghong: I abandoned the pit

Cucumbers are delicious: Nani Σ(°△°|||)︴! ! ! !What happened when the horse was on the gods? ! ! !

Can Xue Jinghong: This moment begins

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you can't be so willful!Can't be such a joke!How can you ignore our thousands of readers in the bottom of the pit! Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Can Xue Jinghong: People who casually abandon the pit are not qualified to speak of me

Cucumbers are delicious: don't, don't!Don't make the same mistakes, my Goddess!I regretted it a long time ago!

If other readers know that the goddess abandoned the pit because of this kind of thing——

Other readers: Hehe, are you the little fairy who made the goddess abandon her pit?Come out, we promise not to kill you!

... Hey, hey, he will definitely be sent knives and bombs by angry readers!

Can Xue Jinghong: Then you go back and fill in the hole