Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

[It's urgent! ! !Suddenly found out that my goddess is the dead soul under my pit, what should I do! ! !Waiting online is very urgent! ! ! 】

【My favorite is deeply pitted by me. How should I recover from the sadness?】

……

In an instant, countless bullets (dan) scenes flashed through Fu Nanfeng's mind.

Cucumber is delicious: Goddess, listen to me...

Can Xue Jinghong: I don’t listen

Fu Nanfeng immediately filled his mind with the infinite loop BGM of "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen".

Cucumbers are delicious: I have been cheating on this article for so long, I forgot all the content QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: Zun’s QAQ, I even forgot the name of the main character!

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you still have the nerve to say it?

Cucumbers are delicious: Don’t be such a goddess QAQ

Just as Fu Nanfeng was racking his brains to figure out how to deal with it, he suddenly saw something terrible...

Can Xue Jinghong: I remember, I love cucumbers, am I a man?

Fu Nanfeng froze with a bang in the head.

yes! ! !I love cucumbers is a male author! ! !He... he exposed! ! !

When writing "The Enchanter", although Fu Nanfeng did not explicitly say that he was a man, he would still reveal some information when interacting with readers in the message area. For example, he remembered that a reader once asked him why he There was no girl in the novel, and his answer at the time was—"Brother is so young that he has never touched the hands of a girl in Dalian. Of course, the protagonist in my novel can't be better than him!"

In addition, those who write novels on Jidian Novels generally default to male authors, and no readers regard my love of cucumbers as a girl (the goddess is an exception).

Thinking of this, Fu Nanfeng's incomparably long reflexes slowly came to his senses - the goddess found out that he was a man!

female!god!hair!now!he!yes!indivual!Chinese!son!up!

The goddess discovered that he was a cute and flirtatious guy in a soft girl's leather outfit!

Hey, he will definitely be regarded as a pervert!

Cucumber is delicious: Goddess, listen to me QAQ I am not a pervert

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: QAQ of the Zun

Can Xue startled Hong: Hey, hey, your sister

Can Xue Jinghong: Straighten your tongue and speak

Can Xue Jinghong: You are not a girl

Can Xue Jinghong: Selling Your Sister's Cuteness

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you said a lot at once!So tired!

Cucumbers are delicious: ...awesome

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, don't stop haha, I'm a little scared...

Can Xue Jinghong: Are you really a man?

Cucumbers are delicious: 24K Pure Man!Leg hair super sexy eight-pack big abs!

This is a matter of a man's dignity!Fu Nanfeng clenched his fists in his heart.

Can Xue Jinghong: Don't be cute

Cucumbers are delicious: it's true! ! !truth! ! !

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe

Can Xue Jinghong: I will not expose you

...you are already tearing it apart!

It is said that the goddess who does not take medicine is terrible!Not cute at all!

Cucumber is delicious: Goddess, listen to me QAQ

Cucumbers are delicious: That’s how it is. I’m not writing Tanmei novels. You know that girls who write this are usually girls. If others know that I’m a man...it’ll feel weird QAQ that’s why I pretended to be a girl. It’s definitely not on purpose Want to pretend to be a girl to hook up with girl readers, not to engage in Lily

Can Xue Jinghong: Actually, you really think about it

Fu Nanfeng once again fell into the BGM of "saying that you don't want your body, but you are honest".

Cucumbers are delicious: no!I don't like girls!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Cucumbers are delicious: no no no!I like girl QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: It was just from the heart, right?

Cucumber is delicious: it’s not QAQ, I really like girls

Can Xue Jinghong: Then why are you writing basic essays?

Cucumbers are delicious: I’m a rotten man, can’t I? QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: Stop sending QAQ, okay?

Cucumbers are delicious: why QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: I want to pull you out of the screen when I see you posting QAQ~

Cucumber is delicious: QAQAQAQAQAQAQAQAQ You posted it too

Can Xue Jinghong: ...don't change the subject, go fill in the hole

Cucumbers are delicious: You are the one who changed the subject!

Can Xue Jinghong: Hurry up and fill the hole

Cucumbers are delicious: Ya Lingdie QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: I abandoned the pit

Cucumbers are delicious: Ya Lingdie QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: Do you want it or not?

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, how rich are you to threaten me with your novels?

Can Xue Jinghong: Hehe, what does it matter to me?

Goddess, you have changed!Now you are not cute at all, did you make it?

...However, "For you, why not give up this country (novel) and bear the world (readers)" This kind of setting is very touching!

Cucumbers are delicious: but I really forgot the plot...

Fu Nanfeng struggled feebly.

Can Xue Jinghong: I abandoned the pit

Goddess, can't you change a line? It's useless to use the same method all the time!

Cucumbers are delicious: Table QAQ

Cucumber is delicious: Then I... go back and revisit it first?

Can Xue Jinghong: Be good

Cucumbers are delicious: but it’s impossible to re-write, I forgot the password of that vest!Can you write fanfic?On the basis of the original plot, use my current account to continue writing, and call it the same person QAQ

Can Xue Jinghong: Good

In fact, Fu Nanfeng certainly remembered the content of that novel. After all, it was his first novel, so how could he forget it?He was still a high school student when he wrote "The Enchanter". At that time, he was almost devoting himself to conceiving novels in class, and fantasizing about plots on the road after class. He failed several times in the college entrance examination, and later Fu Nanfeng knew that he couldn't go on like this, so he disconnected himself from the Internet and concentrated on taking the college entrance examination.

After returning from the college entrance examination, Fu Nanfeng was full of confidence to put his first "masterpiece" to a successful conclusion, but when he opened "The Enchanter" and read it, he found that this novel was actually written before he passed the college entrance examination. These days, a lot of popularity has gathered, and more and more unfamiliar readers are spreading their support in the message area. There are even a few tall buildings arguing about the characters in the plot. Dozens of people are pinching each other for their own opinions. Go, of course there are quite a few cynics and sarcasm... This made Fu Nanfeng feel a little bit overwhelmed. He wrote novels for entertainment, and he didn't even sign a contract. Now he sees his novel " "Red", he felt a lot of pressure, he was afraid that he would ruin this novel that he had put so much effort into, and he was afraid that the readers would be disappointed...

When he looked back at the previous plots of "The Enchanter", he found that the former middle school and passion were gone, and the characters he had written had become so strange, especially the one who was always full of courage and courage. The hot-blooded protagonist of justice...

At that time, Fu Nanfeng thought of Venus with a broken arm. The reason why Venus was called the God of Beauty was because she had no arms. The so-called beauty of regret, so Fu Nanfeng simply gave "The Enchanter" to the eunuch. I leave the ending to the imagination of later readers. Anyway, there are so many high-level topic buildings in the message area, and all the endings have been guessed thoroughly.

So, Fu Nanfeng just screwed up "The Enchanter".

If he hadn't been opened to the new world by his senior sister at the university, maybe he would not have written novels anymore, but he not only wrote it, but his new vest was discovered by former readers.

And the most important thing is that the reader is still his goddess.

... The goddess kept threatening him with pit texts to go back and fill in the pit.

The so-called causal cycle, retribution is not good, probably refers to the current situation.

Fu Nanfeng sighed for a long time, thinking that the goddess is now posting her current mood on the forum, so the process must be as follows——

[August [-], the best author who has cheated me for many years, said that he went to the college entrance examination and never came back. Hehe, the eunuch had a good time.

Landlord: I am the landlord, the best author who has cheated me for so many years, I finally tricked him back, and the cheater will never stop!

Dear authors who cheated the article, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who will be spared by heaven!

Ha ha

First floor: My author said that he wanted to go downstairs to make soy sauce, but he didn’t come back for three years. Now my son can make soy sauce, hehe

Second Floor: Well done the landlord!hehe

Third Floor: Well done the host!hehe

Fourth Floor: Well done the host!hehe

……

Hehe, you sister, if you know that the person who cheated the text is a goddess, you will cry!

Fu Nanfeng was thinking about Orz...

If the goddess is really cheated, and the fans of the goddess know the reason for the cheating of the goddess...

he!one!Certainly!meeting!No!have to!good!die!