Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Fu Nanfeng, possessed by chicken blood, turned into a typewriter, banging on the keyboard, his writing and thinking flowed endlessly, and he typed out two thousand words in less than half an hour.

System prompt: Congratulations! Cucumber is delicious! Refresh codewords per hour!Obtain the achievement of [Junior Typewriter]!

Just when Fu Nanfeng was about to continue writing, the doorbell rang, and the amiable voice of the delivery boy came from behind the door.

"Open the door! XX takeaway!"

Fu Nanfeng's chrysanthemum tightened in an instant, and it took him a long time to realize that it was a takeaway, not a delivery... He didn't want to be checked by the water meter.

Just now, when Fu Nanfeng heard what the delivery boy said, his first reaction was that the water meter had been checked when he wrote Xiao Huang Wen. Fortunately, he calmed down and realized that what he said was delivery, not express delivery, but delivery boy, how can you say it in the tone of checking the water meter This kind of thing!It's so disrespectful to your profession!

It wasn't until the delivery boy yelled again impatiently that Fu Nanfeng scratched his head, grabbed a plate of change from his wallet, and ran to open the door. As soon as he opened the door, he heard the delivery boy staring at him and said slowly: "Curry chicken rice, eight yuan, honey citron tea, six yuan, a total of 14 yuan."

The aura of the delivery boy was too strong, Fu Nanfeng didn't dare to look directly at him, he lowered his head and collected 14 yuan from the change and handed it over. The delivery boy took the money, turned around and left gracefully, leaving Fu Nanfeng alone Beep beep.

...Is even the takeaway guy so pushy these days? It's really frustrating.

No, no, he remembered that the little brother who came to deliver food to him last time was obviously a cute little boy with dimples, and he was a little shy when he smiled. After delivering him food, he said to him in a cute tone: "I wish you Enjoy your meal, welcome to continue to order XX takeaway next time~"... Such a cute boy, even he, a very straight straight man, can't control it a little bit!So before ordering takeaway this time, he specifically asked the store owner to ask the cute delivery boy to deliver it...

Why this time the takeaway guy turned into a black-faced god who looks very difficult to mess with, and his attitude is so sloppy... Poor review!

wait, is it...

Fu Nanfeng suddenly smelled some kind of JQ with his keen rotten male radar!Could it be!Could it be!The truth is that these two delivery boys are a couple... Delivery boy No. [-] is dissatisfied that someone (a man) covets delivery boy No. [-], so he delivers food for him?As a writer of Tanmei novels, Fu Nanfeng's mind instantly unfolded...

Well, for the time being, forgive the evil, cool and domineering attitude of the takeaway boy No. [-], after all, there are people who covet their own little shou, who can calm down... No, no!He is not coveting other people's petty feelings!He's a straight up straight!male!

Fu Nanfeng shook his head, even if he is gay, it is impossible for him to like that kind of cute little shou. If he likes it, he likes the kind of cute but cold goddess...

Cough cough no!He's not gay!

Fu Nanfeng returned to the computer desk, opened the takeaway box, and poked open his own author group. While watching other girls chatting, he ate curry chicken rice and drank honey citron tea.

Honey Green Tea: I promised readers three more updates today, and finally the update is over, tired or not┭┮﹏┭┮

Mango Smoothie: Green tea is so boring!I'm serious about calvin today!From morning to now, I have coded less than [-] characters.

Honey Green Tea: Touch the mango つ(._.`) The plot is not going well, let’s join in

Mango smoothie: H bitter hand!Ask for guidance on writing H masters! ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Cucumber?Little Cucumber Xinkeng is full of color, it makes my face look three circles bigger! (*/ω＼*)

Mango Smoothie: @小菇蓝大手便听听tutorial!

Fu Nanfeng was drinking ice-cold honey grapefruit tea. After seeing their conversation, he almost spit out a mouthful of tea. A girl asked a Han paper for H's guidance!This is not appropriate!Gender inappropriate! (Hey, is there something wrong?

But Fu Nanfeng is now a "sister girl"!Is he going to expose his identity as a Chinese paper?

No.

Cucumbers are delicious: in

Honey Green Tea: How spicy is the cucumber?So simple and straightforward, not cute and not adding emoticons, unlike you (⊙o⊙)

Cucumbers are delicious: Typing with one hand

Cucumbers are delicious: eating

Mango Smoothie: Cucumber asks H for guidance! (*/ω＼*)

If it goes on like this, he won't be able to hold it anymore!

He is a real man!

Fu Nanfeng spat out a mouthful of blood, and typed slowly——

Cucumbers are delicious: Well, watch more movies, shall we?

A Chinese paper disguised as a girl paper to teach a girl paper to write H!No matter how you look at it, something is wrong!

Mango Smoothie: Cucumber Ask for Email (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious: I will send you after dinner :-D

Mango Smoothie: Shoot the Gherkins!Cucumber Meme (*╯3╰)

Cucumbers are delicious: meme o(*￣3￣)o

Fu Nanfeng gulped down his blood silently. If there was a girl in the three dimensions who wanted to date him, he would be very happy, but the problem is that this is two-dimensional, and his identity - is a girl.

In other words, why does he feel that his mental state is a bit strange? Generally, if an otaku encounters a girl asking for H's guidance, he will definitely swipe the screen with "YOOOOOOOOO" in his heart, and then he is very happy to be a teacher. Like him, he is not very happy or even Slightly resisting psychology... What's going on?

System prompt: Congratulations on the awakening of a certain hidden attribute deep in your heart!

Fu Nanfeng's meal was a bit tasteless. Although the curry was delicious, the chicken was delicious, the potatoes were delicious, and the rice was also delicious, but he felt a little bad about himself.

After discovering the vague resistance to his sister's request for H guidance, Fu Nanfeng's brain almost instantly popped up what his mother had said to him before...

"Tell the truth, do you not like women?"

This sentence quickly flashed through his mind like a barrage, and soon, another barrage passed. In an instant, hundreds of barrages formed a huge barrage network and artificially blocked all other thoughts in his mind.

"Tell the truth, do you not like women?"

"Tell the truth, do you not like women?"

"Tell the truth, do you not like women?"

……

No! This is impossible!

Although he has never liked any girls since he was a child, he is definitely not gay!He swears with Teacher Cang on the C drive!

System prompt: YOOOOOOOOO Have you forgotten that there are still many G slices in your C drive 233333

That's all because he's a rotten boy!He likes men and not men!Gay or something, Thisisimpossible! This is juebi impossible!

System prompt: Li Ning said, Nothing is impossible.

...In other words, he wanted to ask from the very beginning, what the hell is the system!This article is not a system article!

Fu Nanfeng shook his head and threw all kinds of messy thoughts out of his mind. He took a deep breath to drive away distracting thoughts, exhale deeply, inhale deeply, exhale deeply, inhale deeply...exert...

"Ahem!" A penguin system prompt sounded from the desktop.

Fu Nanfeng was taken aback by the penguin's system notification sound, but this shock just happened to disperse the messy thoughts in his mind, but the moment he reached out to poke the small speaker...he said that he was shocked. A greater fright.

Can Xue Jinghong (XXXXXX) applied to add you as a friend

Verification information: Hi~o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

goddess! ! !

She is actually a goddess! ! !

How could it be a goddess! ! !

How could the goddess add him as a friend! ! !

He must be nearsighted and forgot to take his medicine! ! !

Fu Nanfeng was greatly frightened, and he was completely stunned.

System prompt: Your friend [Rational Lord] has gone offline