Thousands of mountains are always pits

That year, the rich second generation walked into the gate of the IELTS with their heads held high, relying on a score of 100 in English in the college entrance examination.

According to her old father of the rich generation, even if you can only get 150 out of 100, according to the ratio, it is possible to get 9 points in the 6-point IELTS test.

Get good grades in the exam, go to a good school, go abroad to be coated with gold, and come back to carry forward the family business.

100 points, one point more is not much, one point less is not much, the rich second generation said that they know their own level, 100 points is good luck, this time it is conservatively estimated to be 5.0, but it does not matter, her family If she is rich, she can go abroad and spend money to study a language class. If her old father didn't insist, she really wouldn't have to go out and turn right.

The IELTS speaking is divided into three parts, the self-introduction of the first part of the test taker's success.

She looked at the examiner, showing her big white teeth, and after fluently introducing her name, age, school and home address, she fell silent.

Silence, silence, silence is Cambridge tonight.

To be honest, she didn't feel at all that a person in her family who started a coal mine and dealt with the gangsters all day needed such a noble education. Instead of sending him to study, it would be better for her to be good at kitchen knives it works.

However, it is understandable for the old man to be single-minded and put aside the relationship with the sex. As for whether she can go abroad, it is another matter.

After a moment of silence, the examiner broke the embarrassment first: It's over?

Of course, this English rich second generation can still be understood.

She nodded cheerfully, indicating that she could proceed to the next session.

Examiner: ...

As an abc who grew up abroad, the examiner said that he had never encountered such a wonderful candidate in this examination area-the content was short and unaware, and the native voice was pure but confident.

So in the third part, the examiner sent a strange emotion: To be honest, I don't feel the desire to go abroad from you.

Rich second generation: ...Are you sure it's not against the rules?You can exchange information unrelated to the exam with me!

Nonsense, he is a nostalgic person!She doesn't want anyone who is unaccompanied abroad!

The examiner smiled: You can go out now.

Of course, this speaking ended in failure, but when leaving, the rich second generation happened to meet the examiners who were returning to the hotel on the way. Based on the principle that business can’t be done with righteousness, the rich second generation decided to get acquainted with the examiners. In the end, I heard the examiner chatting with colleagues before I could get it together: Let me tell you, I encountered a strange thing today.

Rich second generation: ...

The hand that wants to say hello hangs down to the side, and changes to the posture of hanging in the pocket. The rich second generation is very self-aware. If they don't play with you, is it possible that they have to come to the door to stick their cold ass?

Anyway, the rich second generation has been used to it since childhood.

Yes, although the rich second generation is a rich second generation, she is a rich second generation of nouveau riche, and her family is still engaged in black mining. She can neither integrate into the circle of the old aristocrats nor maintain absolute intimacy with the people.

awkward.

The embarrassing rich second generation decided to convince the old father that he was not a material for studying, he took the IELTS test, and paid so much money to the embassy for nothing, so he simply didn't go abroad-the strange thing was that the phone was not connected.

When the rich second generation returned home, they found that the house seemed to have been ransacked, and their old father had long since disappeared. The last cleaning lady downstairs in the company told her kindly: The boss seems to be hunted down by his enemies. I owed a lot of debt and ran away.

And stuffed him with an envelope, saying: The reason why I was the last to leave was because the boss gave me a sum of compensation and asked her to hand over these necessary documents for going abroad to him.

Opening the envelope, it turned out that the spoils were not evenly distributed during the laundering, and there was no discussion, which directly angered the family, and came to the door with a machete.

Rich second generation: ...Fuck!It turns out that there is only one chance to go abroad!It turns out that IELTS can only be taken once!

Fortunately, the rich second generation's grades are not good, and their brains are still relatively good. She quickly recalled her network, and decided to find a gay honey with some spare money to avoid the limelight, and borrow some money to travel abroad.

She is well versed in the behavior of those gangsters. Once the fox's tail is bitten, she will suffer 100%.

Fa Xiaoer let her stay at home temporarily without saying a word. He only knew that his brother was in trouble, so of course he should help. As for the specific difficulty, the rich second generation didn't say anything, and he didn't ask. Throw away the English textbook for the college entrance examination to him: Gouzi, don't talk about it, those who come out to mess around will have to return it.

Rich second generation: ...

All right, she studies hard and makes progress every day.

The limelight is not as easy to avoid as he imagined. Although the rich second generation lives a life of staying out of the house, her original social circle is really limited, and now that surveillance technology is so advanced, debt collectors quickly find her. Went to Fa Xiao's home.

On the first day, Fa Xiao's house was splashed with red paint.

The next day, Fa Xiaolu was blocked and threatened.

On the third day, the rich second generation left Fa Xiao's home.

In line with the principle of not causing trouble to the brothers, the rich second generation patted their buttocks and wandered the world. Before leaving, they sent a small letter of 2000 yuan for living expenses, copied a kitchen knife and rushed into a small town he knew. Stronghold, let out harsh words, pay off all principal and interest within ten years, don't involve irrelevant people!

With his beautiful knife skills, the rich second generation successfully shocked a group of young people.

I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but after uttering cruel words and wandering around the world for a long time, when the rich second generation was thinking about life at the door of the high-end hotel he often went to, he ran into an old acquaintance-the IELTS examiner.

She patted her chest to sell herself: Do you need an assistant?The one who can speak Chinese?Food, lodging and going abroad are included.

Examiner: ...No, I can speak Chinese.

Rich Second Generation: Do you want to experience the joy of teaching students?Here's a ready-made one.

Examiner: I am not interested in teaching students with poor qualifications.

Rich second generation: How will you know if you don’t try?Or you can test me.

I don't know if the overconfidence of the rich second generation moved the examiner. The examiner said that although the examinee had met so many, she was the only one who was confident.

Treat it as human observation, and the examiner agreed.

In line with the principle of openness, fairness and justice, the examiner gave Fu Erdai a moderately difficult test paper. To her surprise, Fu Erdai did not lie. !

Fuerdai: My brain is still very useful, and I can cook Chinese food, which is delicious—do you really not think about it?

Just kidding, when she was a child, her old father worked hard and was not that rich, so she could only cook by herself, and cooking skills are not built.After getting rich, she went to New Oriental to study for a few years, which is why she is proficient in knife skills.

The examiner suppressed the shock in his heart: the written test was ok, but the speaking was still as bad as ever.

The rich second generation raised his legs and pointed to the "Pygmalion" in the professor's room: "Then you teach me, I am making rapid progress."

Examiner: ...If you screw things up once, you're out.

So the rich second generation became the examiner's assistant in this way. Not only did he have to deal with a large amount of English materials every day, he was also responsible for a series of accommodation and transportation reservations for the examiner to return home. money life.

Regarding this, the examiner said, anyway, food and housing are included, so why not be dissatisfied with finding a labor force for free?

The rich second generation who successfully sneaked into the enemy's interior discovered that the examiner, as an abc, has a Chinese stomach, and his cooking skills can only point to toasting bread.

The English proficiency of the rich second generation has been improved for a long time under the pressure of absolutely no error.

When the examiner returned to China, the rich second generation managed to get a plane ticket by virtue of their cooking skills.

When the examiner was packing his luggage in the temporarily rented apartment, he found a lot of exam questions, and suddenly proposed: Do you want to take the exam again?

Rich second generation:?

She has escaped from the harsh environment in the country, so why does she still need to take the exam?

Examiner: To tell you the truth, I am a professor, and the IELTS examiner is only a part-time job, and the main job is to teach in a university... Anyway, our school has not closed the application yet, do you want to try it?

Rich second generation: ...can I ask what you teach?

Examiner: English, Linguistics.

Rich second generation: ...

She seems to have unintentionally reported a big brother's leg?

The IELTS went smoothly, with a total score of 7.5, which far exceeded the examinee's expectations. When filling out the application form for the college, the examinee naturally continued to hug his thighs without hesitation, and successfully applied for the position of a teaching assistant.

Under the care of the thigh, the second generation of the rich is naturally able to distribute papers and scholarships. The most important thing is that he found that his golden thigh has a very strong ability to develop business, and even hosted a learning website!

Soon he saved all the principal and interest owed in China, mailed it back to China, and asked Faxiao to help settle the money. Unexpectedly, Faxiao only kept his 2000 yuan, and returned the rest intact back.

Attached message: Don't you know?The money owed by your family has been paid off a long time ago, just before you left the country—that group of people seems to have been reported by a foreigner, and they have been squatting in the bureau for a long time.

Rich second generation:! ! !

One day after class, when sorting out the materials, the rich second generation suddenly pulled out a paper cover: To be reasonable, did you accept me in the first place to increase your experimental sample data?Is it fun to study the mistakes you make while studying?

The examiner suddenly smiled: That is a question that has been abolished.

The rich second generation gritted his teeth and said: So it's true?Abolish?So what is your topic now?

The examiner shrugged and was noncommittal: A linguistic study of Chinese dish names.