Thousands of mountains are always pits

Chapter 38 Monk and Taoist Priest

When a Taoist priest was not a Taoist priest, he was a scumbag in learning, worthy of the name, that is, the kind of Chinese that can only be mixed with a passing score in composition, mathematics that can barely guarantee to fill in the "solution", and English who is well versed in "three shorts and one long to choose the longest". Stupid in every sense.

The only thing that can be seen from the whole body is classical Chinese, which is very good.

However, a few points in classical Chinese can't save her total score, or because she has read too many ancient books, the future Taoist priest will be filled with the Buddha of ancient laymen walking in the garden.

The parents at home don't have too many demands on their daughter, they just ask her to get through in school.

She herself doesn't have much desire or revenge. Chasing a favorite star or cute cp is the kind of passerby fan. After three days of indifference, she will enter a state of automatic face blindness. Looking at a photo on Weibo After being stunned for three seconds, I asked myself: Who is this?

The sports student at the same table often sells Amway to her: "Since you are so disrespectful, I think you might as well shave off your hair and become a nun! ——You don't have to go to class, how cool it is."

I forgot to mention that this sports student stayed in Shaolin when she was a child, so she looked at the quasi-Taoist priest with sincerity and sincerity.

The Taoist priest's voice is soft, she is a soft-spoken girl, and she always answers seriously to such teasing: "No, I don't like bald heads."

The deskmate sprayed the water from his mouth onto the back of the front desk, and successfully got a chalk note from the teacher on the podium:

"You don't listen to lectures at a young age! Be careful that you won't get into a good university in the future! If you don't get into a good university, you won't have a good job! Without a good job, your whole life will be ruined, do you hear me! Zuo An! Come up and do the questions!"

Naturally, Zuo An couldn't solve this kind of advanced math problem, which was the third last one. She held the chalk, stared at the blackboard for a long time, and solemnly wrote down a square "solution".

She looked at the teacher honestly: "I'm done."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The quasi-taoist girl who had long accepted her incompetence in mathematics expressed her calmness, taking medicine and not dying.

"...Knowing that I can't do it and not listening to the lectures? Do you understand that such a learning attitude will get zero marks in the exam!" The teacher was heartbroken.

No, anyone who has a "solution" will get one point.

The quasi-taoist girl was silent for a while, and decided that it would be better to keep her mouth shut.

She stared at her "solution" and thought indifferently: I heard that candidates with neat handwriting might make the marking teacher feel better and give them a few points. She has square letters in one hand. two points?

After being filled with answers by the teacher, the quasi-taoist girl blushed politely, expressing her shame, then walked back to her seat generously, and continued the topic just now with her deskmate who also did not study:

"If you want to go, you can become a Taoist priest, you don't need to be bald, and you can still get married."

At the same table: "... I can't see that you are quite thoughtful, little sister."

So the quasi-taoist really went to be a Taoist priest.

The reasons are of course cumulative.

She has a younger brother. As for why an ordinary or even difficult family has a younger brother under family planning, the answer is obvious.

"Girl, look, your grades are not very good either. Your younger brother got more than 120 in the exam before. It is a good material for studying, and it is really difficult at home. Let's go to high school, and college..."

At the dinner table before the college entrance examination, my parents persuaded me earnestly.

"Why don't you let your younger brother go?"

The quasi-taoist girl flicked her wrist, and her chopsticks precisely grasped the fish belly on the plate.

"What are you doing! This is your brother's! He needs to use his brain to go to school..."

The quasi-taoist girl stuffed the fish into her mouth and put down her chopsticks: "Make up."

She rejected her parents' proposal to send her out to work, and directly collected the changed clothes, took the ID card that Zhang had just obtained, and took the tattered ancient books that could not be clearly seen from the antique market that she bought from the antique market. Opened the Taoist temple on the mountain: "Are you still short of people here?"

But it never occurred to her that this idea requires capital to be a Taoist priest.

The time for her to go was not right, it was near the end of the term and it was the exam season.

So when she got the "Second Half Semester Final Exam Subjects and Schedule of 9102", a crack finally appeared on the face of the Buddhist department.

The world is silent about it.

The hand of the Taoist girl holding the arrangement was trembling slightly. She thought that she would be able to avoid those nasty "solutions" and messy family relationships by escaping into the Taoist temple, but when she saw that there were high numbers in the test subjects, The whole person is shocked.

high number?Isn't that something that only a university can learn!

"I don't think your Taoist temple is authentic." The Taoist went to the master plausibly.

The master showed a mysterious smile: "Bagua Yijing arithmetic is common sense, not to mention that it is more efficient to use a compass as a ruler when drawing symbols."

In the age of science, we must learn to use science to cultivate immortals.

"I think you can! Believe in yourself!"

The Taoist priest completed the entry test with the expectation of the master, and when he found that the mathematics of the Taoist temple did not even give points for the "solution", he finally realized that he could not get along.

She failed!

How can you fail!

If you fail, you will have to retake it!She doesn't want to retake math at all!I don't even want to be kicked out of the Taoist temple for failing all the courses!

She still wants to learn how to draw characters!

In order to draw a perfect circle like Archimedes, Zuo An decided to study hard.

After Xianyu's life finally has expectations, the power to turn around is huge.

She lived a life of going to school from Monday to Friday, and skipping make-up classes on weekends to go to Taoist temples to cultivate immortals.

"xx! Come up and do the questions!"

The math teacher was surprised to find that there were more and more formulas behind the Taoist's "solution", but I don't know if it was his illusion, the word "solution" became more and more flying, and he often forgot to write it!

Like ghosts.

But it doesn't matter!Both ideas and answers are correct!What does it matter if you draw a talisman for a while?

After the college entrance examination, the Taoist listened to the examinees checking the answers when they left the examination room. The same table happened to be in the same examination school as her, so he came out and asked her, "How do you feel?"

Zuo An: "...not bad."

Mathematics is not as difficult as the Yijing gossip, English is not as difficult as the interpretation of various scriptures trained in Taoist temples, and Chinese is not as difficult—not to mention.

When have you seen people who have passed "Heshang Gongzhangju", "History of Chinese Philosophy" and "Basic Course of Dongdao Theology" afraid of Chinese?Even the composition is perfectly worshiped in the depth of "Lao Zhuang Thought".

As for Lihuasheng... Sorry, Taoism also needs to test "Basic Theory of Traditional Chinese Medicine (Modern Chapter)" and "Huangdi Neijing (Contemporary Interpretation)".

On the day when the results of the college entrance examination came out, the reporter interviewed the local top student in the college entrance examination. When they knocked on the door of the top student, the family members looked bewildered:?

"May I ask, does Zuo An live here?"

"Don't mention that shameless son to me! You didn't learn well at such a young age! You even became a Taoist priest!" the old father roared.

Reporter: "...But she is the top student in the college entrance examination."

Parents and brother: ...? ? ? ! ! !

So the media became overwhelmed—this year's number one scholar in science turned out to be a monk! ! !

Taoist: I'm not, I haven't. It's a Buddhist term to become a monk. Don't talk nonsense.

I just want to draw a while quietly.

She felt that since she stepped into the Taoist temple, her whole body had become calm.

What is the college entrance examination?Can you cultivate immortality?She looked melancholy at her Taoist final grades. Everything else was easy to talk about, except for the column of sports—it was still a capitalized fail.

She sighed: sports can never understand the pain of a dead house.

"Little sister, I think you may have something on your mind - I can resolve it."

The deskmate appeared beside me at some point, talking nonsense in a serious manner.

Taoist: "... Are you happy now?"

Deskmate: "Don't look at me like this, I'm actually a Taoist priest."

Taoist priest:?

Taoist: "I'm afraid you have forgotten that I stayed in Shaolin when I was a child!"

She patted her chest and said proudly: "It's still a self-cultivation!"

"Shaolin is Buddhist, why are you meddling?" The Taoist looked up and down with scrutiny: "After practicing for so long, you haven't even become a first-level athlete. Will you lose face as a monk?"

The deskmate blushed: "Isn't this a bad culture class...and I've already been vulgar! I've been converted to Buddhism a long time ago!"

The Taoist asked curiously, "...when?"

The deskmate said: "Since you said that you were bald and ugly."

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