Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

After the startup sound sounded, the virtual large screen of the smart home system slowly unfolded in front of Jiang Zhibei.Jiang Zhibei randomly selected today's monitoring, and selected the male worm as the tracking target, so the system began to automatically track the whereabouts of the male worm today.

At 4:29, the male opened the door.It could be seen that he hadn't woken up from the dream, his walking posture was crooked, and he almost knocked his head on the door frame.

Then, the male groped all the way to the kitchen, took out a small sky blue apron from nowhere, tied a bow very skillfully, and then stared at the ingredients in the refrigerator in a daze.

I really don't blame Xie Lan for this, because he thought that everyone's ingredients in the interstellar setting were no different from the real world, so he was very confident in his cooking skills; but when he saw what the real ingredients looked like, he immediately felt Can't understand it but was shocked.

After being in a daze for about 5 minutes, the male finally took out his optical brain and searched for "female favorite food recipes", and then began to draw gourds and gourds, tossing back and forth in the kitchen for nearly two hours.During the period, because the oily smoke was too large, the fire alarm had to spray water several times, but in the end it didn't spray for some reason, and Xie Lan and his little apron were able to live temporarily.

Then Jiang Zhibei came to the kitchen, and the two insects finally sat at the dining table together.Jiang Zhibei saw that he left the table angrily after tasting the taste, and said "I hope you can help me finish eating" to the male worm, but what he didn't expect was that the male worm vomited once in the toilet , Facing the dining table for a while, wanting to cry or not, I actually started to eat what was left on my plate.

Yes, he ate what was left on Jiang Zhibei's plate.

Jiang Zhibei clenched his fists unconsciously. He watched the male worm eat and rest for a while, and finally lay down on the table with his stomach covered in discomfort. Finally, he had to turn on the home system to call the family doctor; Lying listlessly on the bed, but still hoarding the items he wanted to buy in the shopping cart bit by bit; after watching the delivery information arrive, the male worm went out to pick up the items, but was turned away by the gate of the villa.

The surveillance camera clearly captured the bewildered face of the male who was struggling to hold the big box. He took two steps back and forth, as if looking for a hole for him to get in, but of course there was none.

In the end, because the wind was too strong, and the male worm was already weak, he hesitated for a long time, and then slowly walked towards the green forest next to the villa with the box in his arms.

After that, the male insect did something else and the camera couldn’t capture it. It wasn’t until night fell, when Jiang Zhibei returned home and turned on the lights in the villa, that the male insect came out of the forest sleepily, walking back and turning his body The picture with the cardboard box board removed.

At this time, Xie Lan in the screen poked his head out cautiously and vigilantly to meet Jiang Zhibei's gaze, while Jiang Zhibei outside the screen watched the male's sleeping face, his chest heaved and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

The strange yet familiar Zerg instinct that made his heart sore once again swept through him, boiling in his blood.He wanted to resist in shock and anger, but this time he was a little helpless.

Because his subconscious knew that what this male worm brought him was not shame and pain, but the joy of love and surrender from the heart.

He looked at the pile of bags at his feet, these were the commodities purchased by the males.I flipped through it a few times, some are beautifully packaged takeaway packages that can be heated, and some are accessories for decorating the room.

The female worm squatted down, carefully picked out the food inside, snorted softly for a while, with no expression on her face, and whispered: "There is nothing good."

But he didn't call the home robot to throw away the things, but did it himself and slowly put them into the bag.

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When Xie Lan woke up the next day, he didn't recognize where he was for a while.When he came back to his senses, he found himself lying in the bedroom.

Xie Lan breathed a long sigh of relief: It seems that yesterday's acting was a success!

Although Jiang Zhibei's mental power level is quite high, 010 can actually block the female insect's mental power interference.So Xie Lan pretended to be manipulated by his wife, and took the opportunity to sell him a lot.

But after Jiang Zhibei's mental power was withdrawn, Xie Lan still fainted uncontrollably, without seeing what happened behind him.But now he is lying in his room with all his beard and tail, at least it shows that yesterday's outburst had some effect.

Xie Lan wanted to get up, but just as he tried to get up, he fell back on the bed uncontrollably.Only then did he realize that the muscles in his body were sore and weak, and his head was aching, which was obviously the aftereffect of sleeping in the grove yesterday afternoon.

He was about to try harder when his door was suddenly opened. Jiang Zhibei held a tray in one hand and looked down at him: "Are you awake?"

Once again he put on that mask of gentleness and politeness that the worm couldn't fault.

The male worm in front of him seemed to recall the coldness that the female worm had suddenly erupted last night, and a micro-expression of fear and entanglement appeared on his face, and he shrank back unconsciously.

Jiang Zhibei turned a blind eye and put the tray in his hand on the bedside table. Inside the tray were ice packs.His voice was steady and elegant, mixed with natural concern: "It's three o'clock in the afternoon, and you have been in a coma since last night, and you still have a fever, which just came down. How do you feel now?"

You actually have a fever?Xie Lan touched his forehead subconsciously, it was very cold, not hot anymore.

The male worm put all his thoughts on his face. He looked a little confused at this time, as if he didn't understand why the female worm cared about him again, and said in a low voice, "It's good, it seems that the fire is gone."

"Well, the body of the male worm is too fragile to use the special medicine for the female worm. I'll just apply cold compresses for you a few times, and it will be fine when the temperature drops." Jiang Zhibei sat by the bed and asked tentatively, seemingly concerned : "Do you remember how you suddenly passed out last night?"

It's not your mental strength!Xie Lan didn't dare to speak out, but on the surface he said quietly: "I don't know, I was already in bed when I woke up, and I don't have any memory of what happened."

Jiang Zhibei showed a thoughtful expression at the right time: "That may be caused by the cold from the wind, coupled with emotional agitation."

Xie Lan didn't say a word, and Jiang Zhibei wasn't annoyed: "Do you have any appetite? I haven't eaten for such a long time, I'll ask the home robot to help you cook some porridge suitable for digestion. Do you have a preference for the taste?"

Unable to bear Jiang Zhibei's pretending that there was nothing wrong with him any longer, the male suddenly became short of breath.But thinking of Jiang Zhibei's sullen appearance last night, he still didn't dare to get angry, so he could only turn his head away angrily, so as not to let the female insect see his face, and there was already a slight cry in his tone: "No need, Lieutenant General, don't worry about me, you go out!"

Jiang Zhibei stopped talking, but still sat by the male's bed without moving.

Silence spread, and the male was bewildered and frightened. He turned his head, opened his mouth to make amends, and suddenly met Jiang Zhibei's eyes.

That kind of look is very strange, as if looking at a novel and interesting species, with inquiry and presumptuousness.

But the male automatically interpreted this look as a threat, and for a moment, like a small animal being strangled by the nape of its neck, trembling under the female's eyes, he added in a long-winded way: "No, don't bother the lieutenant general." , I myself can..."

"Are you angry?" Jiang Zhibei asked suddenly.

The male worm was stunned, and then said with a dry smile: "No, how could I give birth..."

"terribly sorry."

The female's sudden apology made the male freeze in place.Jiang Zhibei stared at the tearful eyes of the male worm, and said earnestly, "I left in a hurry yesterday and forgot to give you the permission to open the villa. Now you have all the permissions for it. No matter when you come back, the gate Always open to you."

Xie Lan groaned angrily in her heart: "My wife lied to me again and returned all the permissions. I don't believe you will give me the permission to open the basement!"

010: [If the permission is enabled, you will probably become a part of the basement host. 】

Xie Lan immediately cut off the communication with 010.

Jiang Zhibei was naturally ignorant of the conversation in Xie Lan's head, and he continued, "...and, I apologize for my rudeness last night."

After only two days of getting along, Jiang Zhibei keenly grasped the weakness of the male worm's soft heart, his voice was soft, with slight trembling and fragility that could easily be detected by the male worm: "You know, our agreement is not Allowed by the empire. Although you have agreed to my request very kindly and tolerantly, I have always been secretly worried that you will suddenly go back on your word and report me to the male insect protection association. Out of trust in you, I did not take measures to guard against you, So when I found out you were missing yesterday, I felt betrayed and that scared you, so sorry."

Jiang Zhibei cleverly expressed "I forgot to lock up the male worm" as "I didn't take precautions out of trust". If there was no plot, Xie Lan would have foolishly trusted his wife.It's a pity that he holds his wife's secret in his hands, and he has already seen through this bit of his speaking skills.

But the play is still going strong.

The male was visibly shaken, with a distressed and tangled expression on his face.Jiang Zhibei continued to work hard: "Please rest assured, I have fully understood your noble qualities. From now on, I will give you [-]% trust in you. Can you give me a chance to change?"

The male worm turned his face away in embarrassment again, this time not because of anger, but because he finally heard the female worm's bewilderment and shyness after the confession, and also had some secret joy.With great difficulty, he strained the expression on his face, put on a cold look, and said, "Okay, let's see how you behave in the future."

Really naive and easy to deceive.

This kind of male worm can be raised in a place like a stinky mud pond in the imperial family?

A dark light flashed in Jiang Zhibei's eyes.Regardless of whether the male is as harmless and perfect as he has shown, at least he will be held in his hand all the time.If one day he suddenly finds that the nature of male insects is not as desirable as it is now...

Then change it to what you like.

He smiled at the male worm, and stood up from the bed: "Then you should have a good rest, and I will have the home robot deliver the porridge later."

As soon as he turned around, the corner of his clothes was gently pulled.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed Jiang Zhibei's male, his cheeks flushed, as if he was a little ashamed, he hesitated for a while, and then asked hesitantly, "How do you use your water heater?"

The author has something to say:

Xie Lan: In order to compensate my wife, I want to order a takeaway meal for him!

A smart home robot that can cook as long as there are raw materials: ?

The next chapter takes a bath (crawl away