Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

When Xie Lan asked this sentence, he actually wanted to take a bath from the bottom of his heart.

The reason is that he rubbed the soil and grass blades all over in the grove yesterday, and after coming back with a fever, he sweated all over again, and now his body is sticky and uncomfortable.

But seeing Jiang Zhibei's suddenly weird expression, Xie Lan suddenly realized the ambiguity in his words. How is this different from making excuses to play hooligans?

Xie Lan originally wanted to stop and apologize immediately, but seeing that there was no particular resistance on his wife's face, his mind suddenly became active!

You know, he was on his way to pick up his wife at the airport before he was directly hit and killed by a truck.At that time, his wife had been on a business trip for two months, and Xie Lan had been a vegetarian for two months, his eyes were so hungry that they seemed to glow green.

immediately!You can eat meat!

In the end, he was hit into this world by a car, and his wife became the villain who hated males the most.Now I can only see but not touch, and maybe I will continue to be plain for a long time in the future. Thinking of this, Xie Lan can't help but feel sad.

At this time, although Xie Lan knew that he would never realize his wish on the spot, he still looked expectantly and longingly at his wife, whom he hadn't hugged for many days.

When Jiang Zhibei heard the male's question, his first reaction was that the male made an excuse to reveal his true nature.

But soon he realized that the male worm in front of him might really just not know how to use the water heater.

There is a high probability that when he was in the royal family, a special female insect would help him take care of everything. Usually, he even needs to feed it into his mouth when he eats.

Although this sounds outrageous, it is indeed the status quo of the vast majority of males in the empire, reaching out for clothes and opening their mouths for food.People like Xie Lan who take the initiative to cook in the kitchen, put it on other normal female insects, even if they make poison, they will eat it willingly.

So Jiang Zhibei quickly accepted the fact that male insects don't know how to use water heaters, and the gentle expression on his face remained unchanged: "I will call up the bathroom guide of the home system for you, and you can follow the instructions in the guide when the time comes alright."

Hearing this, the male worm happily let go of his hand, and obediently waited for Jiang Zhibei to call out the guide for him.After Jiang Zhibei completed the operation on the optical brain, he handed it to him: "Please be sure to follow the instructions. If you have any problems, please press the emergency button."

Although in theory there would be no problem taking a bath, but according to the male's ability to take care of himself, he somewhat doubted whether the male would drown himself.

Seeing that the male worm began to read the guide attentively, Jiang Zhibei went out quietly and came to the study to deal with the affairs he had accumulated.He asked for leave today to take care of the male worm. Not only did all the work pile up, but Cecil sent more than 100 messages in a frenzy, with his madness and disbelief between the lines.

"No way, you really fell in love with that male worm? You even asked for leave for him!"

"Jiang Zhibei, answer back! When I broke both of my legs back then, you didn't want to pay more attention to me. Now that the male worm has a cold, you just ask for leave. You have forgotten your old love because of sex, don't you!"

Jiang Zhibei read the first two with a calm expression, and clicked the black button casually.

He started to process the documents, but just after a few approvals, he heard the siren beeping loudly and repeated: "——The male insect presses the emergency rescue button, please deal with it quickly."

Jiang Zhibei's face darkened, he got up abruptly and went straight to the male's bedroom on the second floor.The bedroom door was closed tightly, but nothing could be heard inside.

Jiang Zhibei knocked on the door first, and called out tentatively, "Your Highness?"

There was no response after two seconds, Jiang Zhibei decisively opened the door with the key and broke in.The clothes that the male worms just took off were scattered on the bed, and there were vague black shadows moving in the bathroom, as well as the sound of rushing water.

Jiang Zhibei hurried to the door of the bathroom, knocked on the frosted glass, and turned up the volume: "Your Highness, are you okay?"

Soon, an indistinct voice came from the bathroom, a little weak, as if enduring pain: "My foot seems to be sprained, the bathtub is too slippery..."

Hearing the news that the male worm was injured, Jiang Zhibei said "offended" in a deep voice, and then forcefully knocked open the bathroom door.

The male sitting in the bathtub looked up at the female as if frightened.Half of his body was immersed in warm water, and he was still wearing a white bathrobe with loose straps, revealing his delicate collarbone and fair chest. At this moment, the whole worm was moistened and hazy by the steaming heat in the bathroom. The heartbeat of the female insect couldn't help but speed up a bit.

But at the same time, because of the pain, the eye sockets and the tip of the nose of the male insect were red, and the originally handsome face became a little pitiful.Seeing the female breaking through the door, he subconsciously curled up in the water hastily, and immediately caused the female to have a mixed desire of pity and sadism from the depths of his heart.

Realizing that his reaction was wrong, Jiang Zhibei deliberately lowered his eyes, and asked softly, "Where is your Highness twisted?"

The male sniffled and yanked one of his legs against the edge of the tub with his hands to show the female where he was injured.At this time, the originally white and slender ankle joint was red and swollen, looking very terrifying.

The male worm's injury was more serious than expected, and Jiang Zhibei's face became solemn: "I'll carry you out first, please don't move at will, it may aggravate the injury."

It is said that the male worm stretches out his arms obediently, in a posture waiting to be hugged, hiding the irresistible trust of the female worm.Jiang Zhibei stepped forward a few steps, deliberately not looking at the exposed part of the male insect, wrapping one hand around his back, and supporting the bend of his leg with the other hand, easily overcame the resistance of the water, and carried the drenched male insect out.

Xie Lan took the opportunity to wrap his arms around his wife's neck shyly and expectantly, while salivating in his heart: "My wife is very strong in this world! I feel like I can try some postures that I haven't tried before!"

010:【……】

010 uttered a voice of criticism with grief: [Host!You don't want to do this!You really look like a gangster right now! 】

Xie Lan retorted frankly: "The matter with my wife, can you be considered a hooligan!"

Jiang Zhibei naturally didn't know Xie Lan's inner activities. He carried the male worm out of the bathroom smoothly, laid it on the bed, and then called the home robot to bring up the medicine box and ice pack.

The male worm seemed to have a troubled physique, and suffered several injuries in just a few days.After Jiang Zhibei applied the ointment, he gently applied the ice pack to his ankle. The male worm flinched in pain, but he still held back his foot and let Jiang Zhibei continue to deal with it.

Will the male worms raised by the royal family be so sensible and able to endure pain?

Jiang Zhibei had a vague guess in his heart.

When he looked up at the male again, as expected, he started to sniff again in pain, looked at his ankle, and asked in a low voice, "Will I be limping?"

"Will not."

Jiang Zhibei sighed softly, and finally wrapped the male's ankle with gauze, and at the same time gently instructed: "But Your Highness, don't walk around casually these days. If you need anything, you must call the home robot to help you. Meals are also available." Eat it in bed."

The male worm immediately raised a fatal need: "But what should I do if I haven't finished taking a bath?"

"Let the home robot..." Jiang Zhibei choked up in the middle of the sentence, because the home robot does not have the function of bathing insects. Although it can help clean small animals, that method is still too much for male insects with delicate skin. It's rough.

After a moment of silence, he changed his words smoothly: "Just bear with it for now, and you can wash your feet after a few days when they feel better."

The male immediately wrinkled his face: "But I'm so dirty now, I just soaked in the water and didn't wash anything."

A troublesome clean freak.

Jiang Zhibei didn't realize that his bottom line was gradually being conquered by the male worm. The smile on the corners of his lips froze, and he wanted to say no directly, but when he remembered the experience of the male worm falling asleep in the grove, the words got stuck lips.

"In this case..." Jiang Zhibei finally compromised, "Can I help you scrub a little?"

The male worm's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Jiang Zhibei would never have imagined that one day he would be willing to scrub the body of a male insect.However, the expression of this male worm was very upright and innocent, which gradually weakened his suspicion and defense.

However, Jiang Zhibei had never taken care of male insects before, so he had to go to the star net to find some experience on how to help male insects scrub their bodies.

After entering the search item of "how to scrub the male worm's body", Xingwang immediately popped up a bunch of related links, but most of them are "how to serve the male lord in the bath", "where is the male lord's body most sensitive | sensitive" and so on post.

Jiang Zhibei closed the post with a dark face, and released Cecil from the blacklist: "How do you scrub the male worm?"

Cecil replied with three question marks at the speed of light: "???"

Jiang Zhibei was more relaxed in front of the familiar worms, so he took off his disguise accordingly, a little impatient: "Don't talk nonsense, didn't you say that you bathed the male worms on a whim, tell me quickly."

"Do you want to wash it like me? Then find a thicker pipe, connect it with cold water, and just wash it directly at the male insect, just like washing an edible star beast." Cecil followed up and asked: "What do you want to do? Have the males been cleaned and the pheromones extracted?"

Useless experience.Jiang Zhibei silently dragged Cecil into the blacklist again, pondered for a while, and decided to follow his own method.

With hot water set in the bathroom, the female puts a soft new towel in and soaks it until it becomes a hot towel.With fair and slender fingers, the towel was wrung dry, and then carefully folded into a square quadrilateral.

Seeing Jiang Zhibei leaving the bathroom with a towel in his hands, the male insect immediately took off his bathrobe actively, revealing his excellent upper body.

His figure was smooth and he had all the pectoral and abdominal muscles. The two red spots on his chest fluctuated with his breathing, and Jiang Zhibei quickly passed them by just looking at them.However, the male worm still has a good figure without knowing it, and his eyes only look forward to being able to take a bath soon.

Xie Lan is extremely confident about her figure.Countless times when he asked his wife what he liked most about him on a whim, eight out of ten times his wife would spit out the words "your face and figure" without thinking.

Although Xie Lan was sad for a long time that his wife looked at her face like this, but when he thought about it, he was only interested in sex at the beginning, and he immediately calmed down, and has since become a fitness enthusiast, vowing to keep his figure in shape.

Today's wife has never been hit by a beauty, Xie Lan is very convinced that he will be fascinated by his perfect body!

The author has something to say:

Xie Lan's wife doesn't really look at her face, there is a reason for saying that (

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