Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

In the afternoon when he was shopping on Xingwang to place an order, Xie Lan suddenly realized a problem, that is, although he wanted to make careful preparations for entertaining guests, theoretically he could not know that Cecil would come today.

So if you are well prepared, how will you explain the source of the news to Jiang Zhibei?

I figured it out and thought you might have a visitor today?

Xie Lan suddenly fell into deep thought.

Or 010 finally put forward a relatively feasible suggestion: [Why don't the host find another reason to prepare, and then pretend that he didn't expect the guest to come, but can he entertain him well? 】

"It makes sense." Xie Lan rubbed his chin, "Then what reason can I use to prepare?"

010 was silent again.After a long time, it tentatively said: [To apologize for the meal you cooked in the morning? 】

Xie Lan covered her face: "Damn it! Don't mention this again!"

010 Seeing that the host is about to become angry from embarrassment, shut up wisely.After Xie Lan got angry, he felt that this reason was quite feasible, so he began to prepare to place an order.The interstellar age delivery was very fast, and all the things Xie Lan needed were delivered to the door of the house in a short time.

At this time, Xie Lan had finished hanging the hanging bottle, so he got out of bed to pick up the things smoothly, completely forgetting the fact that he could actually ask the home robot to help pick up the things.

——As a result of picking up the package in person, he held a big box in his arms and was locked at the gate of the villa that could only be opened by Jiang Zhibei.

A gust of cool wind blew, and Xie Lan, who was wearing thin pajamas and slippers, shivered, and concluded: "I'm so stupid, really."

010 The whole system froze. I didn't expect Xie Lan to be so big, and he could do something like shutting himself out of the house. Of course, the main reason for this is that Jiang Zhibei forgot to enter Xie Lan's iris.It stammered and said: [Sub, host, what should we do now? 】

Xie Lan: "Aren't you from the future system, why won't you open the door for me?"

010: [...Host, 010 really doesn't know this, and 010 will apply for the main system to add functions later.But I can help you contact Lieutenant General Jiang on the star network! 】

"I don't have his contact information, do you have it?"

【…】

010's heart was ashamed: [Then can we just be shut out? 】

The wind was too strong, Xie Lan sneezed, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly had an idea to do something about it.

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Jiang Zhibei opened the door, and it was still pitch black.When it is detected that someone is coming home, the smart home system automatically turns on, and the warm lights slowly spread out, illuminating every corner of the room.

Cecil followed in very surprised, and gloated a little at the show: "Why did the male worm suddenly disappear? Could it be that he was submissive on the surface, but actually escaped secretly?"

Jiang Zhibei went upstairs a few steps, and quickly opened several doors to make sure that the males were not inside.Among them, the bedding in the male's bedroom was messy, and there was a hanging bottle hanging precariously on a support. He didn't even pack his luggage. It was obvious that he left on a temporary basis.

Did you find something?

At this time, Jiang Zhibei had completely lost the illusion of gentleness, his complexion was dark, like a dark cloud that would gather thunderstorms in the next second.

However, the golden-haired female continued to laugh at him: "Hahahahaha, this male is quite tolerant. Could it be that he has already gone to the male insect protection association to sue you? I advise you to contact your subordinates to find He, if the royal family gets hold of it, I'm afraid they won't let it go even if you are demoted."

"It's too late." The tyranny on Jiang Zhibei's face was quickly calmed down by him, and he returned to a expressionless state.He opened the star network to contact his subordinates, and walked down the stairs quickly, "It was my negligence, I forgot to turn off the authority to turn off the villa. The intelligent system shows that Xie Lan left at three o'clock in the afternoon, and he arranged an aircraft to go to the male From the Pest Protection Association, you can arrive in about two hours."

Cecil also turned on his optical brain, and continued to babble: "If you want me to say that you shouldn't have agreed when the royal family forced you, just find an inferior male with no background and you're done. Look now This whole thing... who?!"

The last yell came towards the door.The hearing of the female insect is very keen, and it is easy to detect that there are insects sneaking outside the door.

There was a rustling sound, and a head cautiously poked in from the door, just staring at Jiang Zhibei and Cecil.

Xie Lan has been sitting in the woods outside the villa with the courier in his arms until now, his lips are all chapped, and there are even blades of grass on his head.Because the pajamas were too thin, he simply removed the courier and put the cardboard box on himself to block the wind, and then he fell asleep unconsciously.

It wasn't until not long ago that he was woken up by 010 who had been watching the movement of the villa, and hurried back to play.

Cecil still had his brain on, staring dumbfounded at the embarrassed male opposite him, and murmured, "Will the male who escaped these years come back?"

Xie Lan blinked and let out an innocent voice: "Who are you, what are you talking about? What are you running away from?"

Jiang Zhibei quickly stepped forward, grabbed the male worm's wrist, and dragged him into the house.Because of the ups and downs of his emotions, he unconsciously exerted too much force. He only heard a muffled moan from the male worm's throat and frowned, but he still didn't resist, and was obediently dragged in by the female worm.

Cecil's jaw almost dropped from shock. He looked at the ruthless colleague in front of him, and then at the poor, weak and helpless male being pulled by his colleague, and suddenly felt disillusioned.

Jiang Zhibei let go, looked at the male insect and asked coldly, "Where have you been?"

Xie Lan's wrist was reddened by the female worm. He looked at the female worm whose temperament had changed drastically for some reason, in bewilderment and aggrieved, and whispered, "I'm going to pick up the courier, what's wrong..."

Jiang Zhibei sneered: "Pick up the courier? Then can you explain to me, why did you go out at three in the afternoon and come back now? Did you go to the next planet to pick up the courier?"

Cecil saw that the male's handsome and pale face was slightly flushed with excitement.He heard the irony in Jiang Zhibei's words, and immediately became annoyed: "How do you know when I'm going out, you spy on me?!"

As if hearing some terrible joke, the corners of Jiang Zhibei's mouth curled up, but there was no smile in his eyes: "Surveillance? No, I don't even need to monitor you, Your Highness, have you forgotten that the smart home system can automatically record the entry and exit time?"

Xie Lan was obviously stunned for a moment, but he immediately puffed up his chest again, and said confidently: "Then what's wrong with me going out at three o'clock, there is no rule that you can't come back at night to pick up the courier at three o'clock!"

Cecil questioned: "What about your courier?"

Xie Lan, who had taken off the courier case and used it as a windshield all afternoon, hesitated, and said guiltily: "It's too heavy, let me throw it into the grove. You can look for it later, it's definitely not good to throw it away." will be lost!"

Cecil: "...you pick up the courier and then throw it away? Can you at least make it up?"

Jiang Zhibei didn't bother to listen to the sophistry of the male worm, he believed in the evidence he had obtained even more.So he slowly approached the male worm in front of him, and at the same time quietly released his spiritual power, with a coaxing hint in his voice: "Your Highness, can you tell me, what else did you do this afternoon besides picking up the courier?" ?”

Under the influence of Jiang Zhibei's mental power, the male insect's eyes gradually became confused, and he murmured: "I... am locked out of the villa and cannot enter."

Jiang Zhibei's eyes froze.

"I went out to pick up my documents, but the gate was automatically locked. Jiang Zhibei didn't help me enter my identity information, so I couldn't open the door. I didn't bring an optical brain, and the villa was so far away from the city that I couldn't walk through it... I was wearing It's pajamas and slippers, the wind blows me so cold..."

Although the male worm was being hypnotized by Jiang Zhibei's spiritual power, when he mentioned the sad things, his voice was obviously aggrieved: "So I went to the small woods to hide from the wind, and then I opened the express carton when it was too cold It was used to keep out the wind, but the things in the box were too scattered, and I couldn't get them back..."

That's why his pajamas are so crumpled and his face is so ugly.

The room was silent, only the sound of breathing could be heard for a while.

Cecil turned around and went out wisely, and came back in the night wind after a while, carrying a bunch of scattered bags in his hand.He nodded at Jiang Zhibei, proving that Xie Lan's words were true. What he had in his hands was the large and small bags of various commodities, with Jiang Zhibei's address and order time posted on it.

Jiang Zhibei asked softly, "Why do you suddenly want to buy something?"

The male worm was manipulated and gave an answer that Jiang Zhibei didn't expect at all: "When I was cooking in the morning, I didn't expect that I would cook so badly. I feel very sorry for him, so I want to prepare well and wait until he comes back from work." After that, give him a delicious meal... After all, females can't just drink nutrient solution, it's not good..."

The male worm's answer was inexplicable and unbelievable.

Very... not like a male.

But Jiang Zhibei didn't believe that a B-grade male could escape his mental hypnosis, which meant that Xie Lan wasn't lying.

Jiang Zhibei was silent for a moment, and silently withdrew his mental power.Xie Lan immediately closed his eyes and staggered a few steps. He was about to fall, and was grabbed by the waist of the black-haired female, and then gently laid down on the sofa.

Even though the male worm is only B-level, and Jiang Zhibei's level is double S, the huge mental energy consumption caused by manipulating other people's thoughts has caused fine cold sweat to break out from the female worm's forehead, almost wet Forehead hair.

Cecil witnessed Jiang Zhibei's face-slapping scene with his own eyes, and began to wonder if he would be silenced by the other party because he knew too much, and deeply hated himself for why he couldn't think about coming with him tonight.

He scratched his face in embarrassment, trying to cover up: "Hey, what, since this is all a misunderstanding, then I'll let my subordinates rest first, don't wait for instructions?"

Jiang Zhibei spoke in a low voice, his voice tired: "Well, I'd better keep an eye on the movement of the royal family, but don't startle the snake."

Cecil agreed casually, and slipped away as quickly as possible.When he arrived at the door, he still couldn't help turning around, and teased Jiang Zhibei: "I said, you can't be so lucky to meet this kind of top-quality male, right? If you really don't want it, tell me, brother can think about it." Help you recycle."

Jiang Zhibei's gloomy gaze shot over in an instant, and Cecil's back felt cold and he ran away in a hurry.

The female worm lowered her brows and eyes again, quietly looking at Xie Lan who was sleeping soundly.The male's eyelashes are long and slender, casting a shadow on his handsome face.His lips were pale at this moment, his skin was chapped and chapped because he hadn't drunk water all afternoon, and the wrist that Jiang Zhibei had just held hard was already red and swollen.Even in his coma, he frowned and looked uncomfortable.

After a while, Jiang Zhibei got up and opened the monitoring section of the intelligent detection system.

The author has something to say:

Yes, Xiao Jiang's home has surveillance cameras!

Ask the treasures a question, do you feel that 010 has a lot of words (

Although the stupid author thinks that the system is a very cute chatterbox, but if he writes too much, everyone will feel bad (