Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

After Xie Lan vomited, his whole body was wilted, and he sat back at the dining table, silently staring at the dark dishes in front of him.

It wasn't until today that Xie Lan suddenly realized that after so many years, his cooking skills have not improved at all.

010 noticed that the host was depressed, and comforted him: [It doesn't matter if the host is inexperienced, just let's practice cooking well in the future! 】

But 010 immediately saw Xie Lan stretching his fork towards Jiang Zhibei's plate again, and his non-existent eyeballs were about to pop out: [Host!Don't torture yourself like this! 】

Without hesitation, Xie Lan stuffed another piece of meat into his mouth. This time he was mentally prepared and didn't vomit, but his eyes were a little red from the unknown substance.

Xie Lan is not inexperienced, in fact he has been cooking for his wife for ten years.They were both high school students when they cooked for the first time, and of course my wife choked up after taking a bite, and even drank two glasses of water.Xie Lan was very guilty, and was gently comforted by his wife, saying that it was okay, it was just that there was too much salt, and more practice would definitely improve.

Afterwards, Xie Lan practiced her cooking skills hard, and was praised by his wife for being much better when she cooked for the second time.Xie Lan's confidence was greatly boosted by the encouragement. Since then, whenever he had the opportunity, he would cook for his wife himself, and his wife would finish the meal every time with dignity.

After the two got married, both of them were busy with work, and there was a nanny who cooked meals at home. In addition, his wife said, "I didn't marry you because I wanted you to cook for me", so Xie Lan stayed away from the kitchen, but still I personally cook for my wife on major festivals and wedding anniversaries.

So he abused his wife for ten years?

No wonder his wife only let him cook for one person each time, and didn't allow him to take a bite!He originally thought it was his wife who wanted to monopolize him, and he had been complacent for a long time, but now that he thought about it, it was because his wife was afraid that he would eat it. Xie Lan's image of a kitchen god that he thought for so many years was about to be shattered!

Xie Lan stuffed another mouthful hard into his mouth, and while chewing, he thought aggrievedly: My wife can tell me if my cooking is not delicious, why do I have to hold back and finish eating every time?I won't do anything just because my wife gives advice!

010 watched Xie Lan stuffing something inedible into his mouth as if venting his anger, and was terrified: [The host should stop eating!You will really go to the hospital if you eat like this! 】

Xie Lan was even more indignant: "No matter how unpalatable my cooking is, it's not at the level of a biochemical weapon!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a sharp pain in his abdomen.

Xie Lan: "..."

***************

As soon as Jiang Zhibei got off the aircraft, a familiar military female walked up to him.

This military female is a standard female figure, with solid muscles, a stern face, and a sly smile on her mouth.Unlike Jiang Zhibei and Xie Lan's black hair and black eyes, he has thick blond hair. If Xie Lan sees him, he will definitely think of the big golden retriever immediately.

The army woman put an arm on Jiang Zhibei's shoulder familiarly: "Dear Lieutenant General Jiang, how did you feel on the wedding night? Did your hero love you well?"

At a glance, Jiang Zhibei made the military female instinctively take her arm down, but the expression on her face was as gentle as ever: "Other military females ask me, maybe I will make another one. If you ask Cecil, I still need to prepare it." Any excuse?"

Cecil shrugged and looked regretful: "What if. Hey, how about the Fifth Highness? Do you think you are a cowardly and shameless female, and I want to beat you hard , and now you hang him into the basement?"

Even though he had rinsed his mouth many times, Jiang Zhibei still seemed to have some subtle taste in his mouth.The curvature of the corner of his mouth slightly lowered, and he said lightly: "That's not the case, he is still aware of current affairs."

Know current affairs?Cecil suddenly looked at his colleague with a ghostly expression: "What do you mean?"

"Literally." Jiang Zhibei walked towards the elevator, "If you have free time, you can train recruits, don't take advantage of troubled waters just because you are a lieutenant general."

Cecil hurried to catch up: "No, no, you are too shocked by what you said? What kind of male can make you say a good word that is not yin and yang? Specifically, how to know the time and affairs, tell me about it." !"

Jiang Zhibei stopped, and Cecil sensed that the dangerous radar sounded sharply. He immediately raised his hands and surrendered: "I don't want to ask anymore, can't I? I'm really afraid of you!"

Jiang Zhibei glanced at him with a half-smile: "If you really want to know, you can come to my house to see for yourself."

Cecil froze in place, as if he had received the supreme favor, and even started to stutter: "I'll go to your house to see? Did I hear you right? Lieutenant General Jiang invited me to be a guest?"

"Stop pretending, it's as if you've never been here. Didn't you assist in the renovation of my villa?" The female's face was gentle and smiling, making a few males not far away stare straight at him, but his tone was very Indifferent: "Some behaviors of this male worm exceeded my imagination. I suspect that the actions of the royal family may not be as simple as we thought before."

Cecil put away the contempt on his face, and when he heard the word royal, the muscles on his face tensed up, as if trying to control his masseter muscles.After a few seconds, he relaxed and nodded: "Got it, wait for me at the old place at night."

There is nothing wrong with Jiang Zhibei, so the two worms parted and went to their respective workplaces.

****************

At the same time, Xie Lan was weakly lying on the bed hanging from the water.

After the family doctor was called urgently, he was surprised by the situation of the male worm: "Acute gastroenteritis after just a few mouthfuls of food? Does Your Highness have any past medical history, or is the stomach naturally weaker?"

Xie Lan didn't dare to tell the truth at all, so he could only pretend that he was a poor, helpless and weak male.

Seeing him like this, the doctor couldn't say anything more, so he sighed and said: "After hanging up this bottle of water, you should be cured, but you should pay attention to your diet in the recent period, and I will write down all the taboos for you." Come out, try not to eat, okay?"

Xie Lan said in a low voice: "I will. Please don't tell the lieutenant general about this, please? I'm afraid he will be worried."

Although the lieutenant general is definitely not worried, probably the smile on his face will gloat over his misfortune.

But the doctor didn't know his boss well, so he was greatly moved by the male worm's thoughtfulness and tenacity, and immediately said that he would keep his mouth shut, and then he picked up the medicine box and left.

Xie Lan lay paralyzed on the bed, and did not speak to 010 for a while.

After a long time, 010 made a voice with complex emotions in a mechanical voice: [Host, if this method doesn't work, we can change it to another one, don't force yourself.For example, ordering takeout for the villain is also a good way. 】

Xie Lan had no fighting spirit at all, his whole body was wilted due to dehydration and stomachache, like a yellow cabbage in the ground.

010 encouraged the host: [Host, come on!Because we basically did not affect the previous plot, so tonight's plot has not been dropped by the butterfly, you still have to follow the plot! 】

Xie Lan was stunned: "There is still a plot tonight?"

[Yes, yes, tonight the villain will bring the No. [-] villain of this book to dinner at home! 】

Xie Lan remembered.

The number two villain is a military female named Cecil, who is also a lieutenant general.On the surface, he seemed to be at odds with Jiang Zhibei, but this was actually a disguise for the two of them. After all, he was the one who helped Jiang Zhibei secretly expand the underground darkroom to imprison males.

Tonight's plot in the original book is roughly: After the original body was forcibly locked up in the villa by Jiang Zhibei, Cecil followed Jiang Zhibei to his house as a guest the next day because he was curious about the situation of the male insect.Seeing that Jiang Zhibei took his colleagues home without his permission, the original body felt even worse. He not only insulted Jiang Zhibei in front of Cecil, but also threw a throw at the two of them. All the things that could be picked up were covered with shards of glass.

Cecil was still watching the fun at first, but the original body turned the cannon and insulted him as a lowly|low-spirited female insect, and in this life, he is only worthy of being licked by male insects.Hearing these words, Cecil smiled and clutched Yuan Bo's hair, then slammed his head into the glass shards on the ground.There was a scream, Yuan body twitched a few times, and passed out.

Xie Lan immediately covered her face in horror: "!"

Although the Zerg's medical skills are very developed and can be cured, this is too scary!

010, as a new system with few hosts, also shivered: [Host, you must hold on tonight, don't provoke him, it will disfigure him! 】

Although Jiang Zhibei is the biggest villain in the full text, but he is his wife after all, Xie Lan instinctively has no sense of fear; this Cecil is different. The description of the original body on the ground is too tragic, causing Xie Lan to feel a dull pain in his face when he thinks of Cecil now.

Xie Lan made up his mind to welcome Cecil with the best spirit, the most sincere attitude and the warmest welcome.He sat up in shock while dying, lifted the quilt and fell to the ground, 010 screamed in his mind: [Host, you are still hanging water, calm down, the needle is about to slip out! 】

Xie Lan: "...that's right."

So he lay back on the bed slowly and opened the star network again, with a serene expression: "Then I'd better place an order for some necessities first, and then pack other things when the delivery arrives."

010 Numb: [……]

**************

Time passed quickly, and the twin suns that illuminated the Zerg land were about to sink into the horizon in a blink of an eye.

Jiang Zhibei didn't directly pick up Cecil when he got off work, but stopped the aircraft in a place with little insect flow and waited.After a while, Cecil jumped in with a vigorous figure, his face looked very excited, and he even couldn't wait, because he was really curious about how to keep Jiang Zhibei from showing that sinister smile when he mentioned it. What will the male be like.

The aircraft, which didn't need to take care of the male insects, turned on its full power and flew to the destination at the fastest speed.

Jiang Zhibei walked out of the hatch, the night wind blew through his soft black hair, like a pair of gentle hands brushing over his slightly frowning brow.

Slightly frowning.

Cecil, who came out right after, saw that Jiang Zhibei's expression turned cold, and he couldn't help becoming nervous, his muscles tensed, and he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

The smile that often hung on the corner of his mouth faded away, and Jiang Zhibei was synonymous with gloomy and cold at this time.His dark eyes stared in the direction of the villa: "There is no light."

"No lights?" Cecil repeated, and sure enough, as far as he could see, the villa was quietly shrouded in the shadow of the trees, and it seemed that he could be pulled into a horror movie in the next second.

Cecil didn't quite understand Jiang Zhibei's thoughts: "Maybe your male worm went to bed early today? You'll know if you go in and have a look."

After all, there are no other living things in the female's home except for the male. If the male turns off the lights earlier, the whole villa will be dark.

"No, the setting of the home system is that as long as someone is at home, even if they are asleep, there will be lights outside the villa, and there will be no lights like now."

Jiang Zhibei's face was still serious, and he walked towards the door while talking, and opened the door with his iris verification——

The author has something to say:

I don't allow the standard feature of a family doctor in the novel! (

And, sitting up in a dying illness is not the usage, this is just an exaggerated and funny description, little angels, don’t be misled~