Cannon fodder males chase their wives on green tea [Zerg]

Although the decoration of the villa is not smokey, all the furniture in the room is of the highest quality, and the quilts are also the best eiderdown quilts.Lying in bed, as if caught in a cloud.

Xie Lan buried her face in the pillow, although she was extremely exhausted both physically and mentally, she didn't feel sleepy at all.

When alone, the soul from another world was able to breathe, and the bewildered emotions were infinitely magnified. Xie Lan couldn't help but began to recall the original appearance of his partner.

He and his wife have known each other since high school.At that time, my wife's family was very poor, and she was a well-known poor student in the school. Only by winning a scholarship with excellent grades could she be able to guarantee her education.But the scholarship is only enough for his tuition and miscellaneous expenses. If he wants to survive, he still needs to find time to do various odd jobs. He is thin and pale, with his wrists dangling in the wide sleeves of his school uniform.

Xie Lan is the sole heir of the Xie Group.He has an outstanding appearance and a superior family background, and he is like a man of the hour in school.However, the overseas elite education he has received all year round not only makes him outstanding, but also kind and enthusiastic.

The meeting with his wife was a very ordinary night. At that time, Xie Lan took a different route on a whim. When passing by a small alley, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a few gangsters beating someone around someone.

When Xie Lan saw this scene, he was full of heroism. He swung his schoolbag to the ground and rushed over.The bastard ran away, Xie Lan looked at the man curled up on the ground, and he happened to be looking at himself, and there seemed to be a raging fire in those eyes full of despair and anger, burning Xie Lan's mind to a blank.

Many years later, Xie Lan admitted that he did have an element of lust back then.The other party's eyes were full of blazing anger, so full of vitality, it seemed that it would never fade.But later he has been completely captured by his wife's tenacity, excellence and tenderness.What Xie Lan loves the most is the way he is always clean, clear and spotless, freely stretching his wings and flying under Xie Lan's protection.

And the north of the river in this world completely exceeded Xie Lan's expectations.He finally faced up to the fact that his wife had completely grown crooked under the oppression of the Zerg society, and he was helpless about it.

It's not that he doesn't like his wife anymore because of this, it's too late to feel distressed; Xie Lan is worrying about how to use his wife's most hated identity to pry his defenses open.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and said to himself: "The annoying identity, is it a male?"

010 had a bad premonition, and then saw his host jumping up from the bed: "Then I won't be a male! How can there be no sex reassignment surgery in such a developed world! I'm going to be a female!"

010 turned pale with shock: [Host calm down!Zerg does not have sex reassignment surgery, unless you cut yourself, there is no way you can't be a male! 】

Xie Lan was struck by lightning, thought for a long time, and finally made up his mind: "Cut it, cut it! The big deal is that there are no stars in this world! Everything is worth it for my wife!"

010 Crazy: [? ? ? 】

Xie Lan did what he said, and before he regretted it, he quickly opened the star network: "Please help me search the system, is there a regular hospital, come and help me arrange the latest operation!"

010 saw that his host was really on top, so he had to use his trump card to scare Xie Lan: [The host can be cut, but after cutting it off, the host will not be able to provide the male pheromone, and there is no way to appease the villain!The villain will still have to continue to catch males to extract pheromones, and in the end it is very likely that the empire will find out, and then they will torture your wife to death like in the original book. Would the host be willing! 】

Surely you don't want to!Xie Lan was immediately discouraged, fell back on the bed again, and was bounced by the soft mattress: "Then what should I do, with this identity, it is impossible for him to open his heart to me..."

010 thought for a while, and retrieved some information from his own database to show to Xie Lan: [According to the way the former hosts completed the tasks, the host does not need to stick to his own identity, but let the villain realize that you and It's good that the other males are completely different, the host can refer to it, maybe it will be useful. 】

Xie Lan accepted the information suspiciously, went through it in his head, and was a little surprised: "This is really successful? But these operations are some normal behaviors of ordinary men, right?"

[After all, there are very few males in the Zerg society who can do this, so more than 70.00% of the Zerg tasks are completed in this way.The host can also give it a try, even if it doesn't succeed quickly, subtle changes should still happen. 】

Xie Lan thought of those garbage males in the original book, and couldn't help feeling that the system's words made some sense.After pondering for a moment, he decided to adopt the system's advice, so he regained his fighting spirit, and on impulse, set an alarm clock for himself at four o'clock in the morning.

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Jiang Zhibei always got up early because he had to go to work in the military.

After the male worm signed the agreement very sadly yesterday, he went upstairs to rest under the pretext of being uncomfortable.Jiang Zhibei didn't bother to care about him, after all, males couldn't starve themselves to death, and there were household robots at home, which could take care of the pampered males.

The usual food for females is naturally a convenient nutrient solution, and the kitchen is almost a decoration.But when he walked out of the room this morning, he unexpectedly noticed some slight movements coming from the kitchen.

He glanced at his watch, it was 06:30 in the morning.Is the male worm getting up at this time to let the home robot cook?It's still early.

Originally, Jiang Zhibei didn't want to pay attention to the male worm's diet, but when he heard the noise from the kitchen getting louder, and there was a faint smell of burnt, he frowned indiscernibly, and decided to go and see if it was It's not that there's something wrong with the home robot.

The closer you get to the kitchen, the more intense the smell.Jiang Zhibei could hear a vague voice coming from the kitchen: "... Spread the star beast meat evenly with milk juice, then put it in the freezer for 10 minutes at zero temperature, and finally deep-fry it until golden brown. Out of the pot."

Do home robots still need to watch instructional videos for cooking?

Jiang Zhibei opened the kitchen door, and happened to meet Xie Lan who was holding a bowl in one hand and a small brush in the other.

Jiang Zhibei had to admit that the male in front of him was indeed a type he had never come into contact with.Because at this time, Xie Lan was not only in the kitchen where male insects would never enter, but he was even wearing a small sky blue apron that Asian females liked, and a bow was carefully tied around his waist, showing his thin waist.

Seeing his wife coming in, Xie Lan's eyes lit up, and then with a bright smile on his face, he greeted Jiang Zhibei: "Lieutenant General Jiang, good morning!"

"...Good morning." Jiang Zhibei had a friendly smile on his face, as if he asked unintentionally, "Are you cooking?"

Xie Lan was still brushing the star beast meat non-stop, and at the same time replied very modestly: "Yes, but I am not very proficient in cooking, so I can only do it in front of the video."

...It's not just lack of proficiency, the kitchen is full of burnt smell, and the fire alarm will automatically spray water soon.

Jiang Zhibei thought about it for a moment, and said tactfully, "Why do you suddenly want to cook? Just leave this kind of thing to the housekeeping robots. They can make any taste that the males like."

"Well, because I thought that from today onwards we will be a contractual husband and wife relationship, so today is a memorable day, so I want to cook a breakfast myself to celebrate the beginning of a new life."

Xie Lan put the cooked star beast meat into the freezer, adjusted the temperature to the lowest, and showed a contagious smile on the north side of the river.The golden light of the morning sun was cast outside the window, and his hair was shining brightly: "I wonder if I can invite Jiang Zhongjiang to have breakfast before going to work?"

Jiang Zhibei looked at Xie Lan's operation, and declined politely: "Thank you for your kindness, but females only need nutrient solution to maintain their lives, and food is something that males enjoy. You can eat by yourself, but I won't accompany you .”

The handsome male seems to have guessed what he would say, and his smile at this time looks a bit sly: "But in theory, we just got married yesterday, and Jiang Zhongjiang went to work so refreshed today, wouldn't it be so? How about some damage to my reputation?"

The smile on Jiang Zhibei's lips froze slightly.

He doesn't like others to question his decision, but Xie Lan's question is indeed reasonable.

His posture at this time was the same, and other worms in the military department saw that his hero was not good.And now that the star network is so developed, I am afraid that the news will soon spread to the royal family, and it may bring some unexpected troubles.

Jiang Zhibei could only reluctantly nod his head and agree: "I am indeed negligent about this matter, then I will have dinner with you, you go to rest first, and I will do the rest." Otherwise, he might be Couldn't even eat a bite.

Xie Lan made up his mind last night to use his first-class cooking skills to conquer his wife, of course he refused: "No need, my side will be ready soon, Admiral Jiang can go to the restaurant and wait for a while, and it will be ready soon."

Jiang Zhibei's blood pressure had a slight tendency to rise, but he still didn't want to have unnecessary conflicts with the male worm over this kind of thing for the time being, so he agreed helplessly and went to the restaurant first.

Twenty minutes later, Xie Lan successfully walked out of the kitchen with a large plate in each hand.His hair and apron were wet, and there were even visible drops of water on his forehead, but he didn't notice it, and skillfully placed the two dinner plates and cutlery on the dining table.

Jiang Zhibei couldn't hold back his gentle mask anymore, he looked at the dark color on Xie Lan's chest: "You... what's going on?"

Xie Lan stroked her bangs back indifferently, revealing her plump and clean forehead: "Oh, I don't know why there was a sudden water leak in the kitchen just now. It may be that the water pipe burst. It's not a big problem. I'll change my clothes later alright."

In fact, the fire alarm finally turned on automatically.

Jiang Zhibei really didn't want to think about this problem, and planned to send someone to repair the kitchen soon.He picked up the knife and fork, and was silent again on the plate in front of him.

Xie Lan sat opposite him expectantly, looking at him with sparkling eyes: "Do you want to try it?"

After a long time, the female worm forked up a lump that looked barely edible, and ate it without changing expression.

Xie Lan was excitedly waiting for the female insect's reaction. Unexpectedly, the female insect chewed a few mouthfuls, took out a piece of paper, wiped her mouth, and stood up: "I'm very sorry, Fifth Highness, I suddenly remembered that there are still some important matters. It needs to be dealt with, it is better to go to the military headquarters earlier. Don't worry, I will pretend to be unwell."

Don't eat this.Xie Lan was a little disappointed, but Jiang Zhibei's willingness to sit at the table with him was a big improvement, so he asked with anticipation: "What do you think?"

For a moment, Jiang Zhibei really wondered if the male worm was teasing him on purpose.He endured the gushing anger and nausea in his throat, and turned back with a smile: "It's delicious, but I don't have time to finish it, please don't waste it, can you help me eat it?"

Xie Lan was very happy to hear Jiang Zhibei's praise, it seems that his cooking skills have not regressed!Although my wife didn't finish eating, but getting it must be a big breakthrough.From now on, if I cook by myself every day, it will definitely be beneficial to gain my wife's favorability!

Jiang Zhibei left in a hurry, Xie Lan happily opened the star network to read the Zerg news, then forked a piece of meat from Jiang Zhibei's plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

In the next second, the smile on Xie Lan's face froze.He lowered his head slowly, looked at the unknown object on the plate, pondered for three seconds, then pushed the table violently and rushed into the bathroom.