Playing games with paper man shells

—Jinjiang Literature City—

—Written by Yao Hualing—

Osamu Dazai was in a very complicated mood at this moment.

Very complicated.

After hearing what Yosano Akiko said, he decided that it was caused by a certain force's supernatural power.

This kind of method is not uncommon, he has experienced it in the past, but his age seems to be only about 15 years old, and his appearance description is also consistent with him at that time......

First of all, it can be determined that he committed the crime as an "acquaintance", and he didn't want to pay attention to such meaningless and boring things at all.

However, when he saw that face exactly like him made such an expression and made such movements.

He has a needle eye.

This feeling is no less than being thrown into a lot of bricks in the eyes!Get run over by a steamroller again!It was just as painful to be baked in the oven for 48 hours! ! ! !

Disgusting... so disgusting! ! !

"It's disgusting, it's disgusting, it's disgusting, it's disgusting..." At this time, Shen Yi was invited into the inner room, and Osamu Dazai stayed outside the door, but he turned his head away, with a dead expression on his face. He looked like he kept talking on the sidelines.

After thinking about it for a while, he seemed to have thought of something and turned to Yosano Akiko who turned to the side, and asked the question sincerely: "Can we execute him directly?"

"No." Yosano Akiko rolled his eyes at him and replied, "At least we have to wait until the identity is confirmed."

"Okay trouble."

At this moment, Shen Yi who was pulled into the inner room to "drink tea" caught off guard and sneezed: "Ah cut!"

?strangeness......

He raised his hand to cover his nose.

Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?It's so strange that the weather is so good and the sun is so bright...

Is someone scolding him? ?

Shen Yi thought so, but in a sense he guessed right.

"Gada—"

Just then, the door was opened.

Shen Yi came back to his senses and immediately looked at the door——

A tall man with silver hair and a light-colored kimono walked in.

The clean and thin handsome face has sharp edges and corners, and there is an aura of majesty everywhere.

His black pupils were as sharp as a silver wolf, sharp and extremely stressful.

This!this is! !

Shen Yi's eyes widened slightly.

He knows this man! !

This is the president of the Armed Detective Agency - Fukuzawa Yukichi!The man who was printed on the banknote! !

The audience obviously recognized it, and they cried out frequently:

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !I'm crowing like crazy! ! ! ! 】

[Ah ah ah! ! !President ah ah ah! !So handsome!Ahhhhh! !I love!I can ah ah ah! ! 】

[Ah ah ah! ! !President! ! !My man ah ah ah! ! ! 】

The domineering aura belonging to Fukuzawa Yukichi immediately rushed towards him, which made Shen Yi, who was facing the other party's scrutiny, seem to have returned to the moment when he was invited into the office by the grade director to "drink tea".

After Shen Yi couldn't help shivering, he straightened his body unconsciously, and at the same time sighed silently in his heart.

He really deserves to be the man he likes! !

He especially admired this one when he made up the series! !With superb physical skills, he can crush the strongest swordsman with supernatural powers - the lonely silver wolf! !

At this time, Shen Yi could already imagine what kind of grand occasion the opponent's attribute column was in!

...Ah, sure enough.

Shen Yi, he really wanted it.

However, there is a sad fact that in the card pool——

without!have!this!indivual!man! !

Shen Yi thought silently and felt very angry.

Spicy chicken production team!He didn't have the ability and courage to be the president!How can it be repaired! ! !

Thinking of this, Shen Yi gradually looked at the opposite Fuzawa Yukichi who was gradually approaching him with extremely resentful eyes.

Receiving Shen Yi's gaze with obvious resentment, Fukuzawa Yukichi paused slightly imperceptibly, somewhat incomprehensible.

He didn't quite understand why the young man in front of him looked eagerly when he walked in the door, but when he approached him, he looked resentful.

Is it because he doesn't understand the young people of today? ?

"Hey - this is the one who is exactly like Osamu Dazai." Just at this moment, a soft and lazy voice sounded.

? !

Shen Yi's pupils trembled when he heard this voice.

He immediately swept away all the resentment in his heart, and then suddenly raised his head that had been lowered due to loss just now to look——

A black-haired young man followed Fukuzawa Yukichi into the door.

The fair and immature face has a little baby fat, and it is very cute with the characteristic squinting eyes.

The prickly black hair was neatly pressed under the beret.

Wearing a brown detective suit, he is obviously playful and cute.

That's right!

This is Mr. Edogawa Ranpo, the backbone of the detective agency! !

Although he looks like a little boy!The voice is also a soft little milk sound!

but!yes!In fact he is older than Osamu Dazai!

That's right!It's the Edogawa Ranpo who is obviously a 25-year-old adult man, but still looks childish. Even though his appearance and voice are very immature, his mind is still a scumbag! !

Shen Yi was shocked!

What day is today? !Two male gods appear together! ! !

The audience was also surprised:

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !I can really ahhhhh! ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhh so cute! !Ranpo mom loves you! ! ! 】

[Grass, it's so cool! 】

】Hahaha The demons are dancing wildly, nice】

It's actually Edogawa Ranpo! ! ! !

Shen Yi's eyes widened, he felt that he could do it again.

Edogawa Ranpo is also one of the characters he has wanted for a long time! !

Obviously there is no supernatural power, but it is like a cheating existence! !

If you have random steps, you can bet on the college entrance examination questions in minutes! !It is simply the strongest humanoid opener! !Representative of the script team! !

A lot of money begging Edogawa Ranpo to bet on the title, a hundred pressures and a hundred accuracy jpg.

Thinking of this, Shen Yi looked at Edogawa Ranpo even more enthusiastically.

Upon receiving Shen Yi's incomparably eager gaze, Edogawa Ranbu froze for a moment, then leaned behind Fukuzawa Yukichi without a trace.

At the same time, he sighed in a low voice: "Although I knew it a long time ago...but it's still not as good as the real thing...it's really scary."

You must find someone to stop Osamu Dazai when you go out later.

Edogawa Ranpo thought so.

Shen Yi, who didn't even notice that he had been rejected, watched the two of them sit down on the sofa opposite him with eager eyes.

At this moment, the system released a new task for the next stage:

"Task two:

①.It has been completed and the reward has been sent.

②. Sure enough, you were interrogated, so you have to deal with it well!

Goal: to perfect personality for oneself

Reward: 100 coins, 100 experience』

Hmm...Perfecting the character design means fabricating an identity for yourself, right?

Shen Yi saw the content of the mission clearly, and then he secretly elated in his heart.

Hehehe, he is extremely prescient, he has already programmed his life experience in his brain! !

After all, the main mission of this dungeon is closely connected with the protagonists.

If you don't want to have a more reasonable life experience that can be close to the protagonists, it will be difficult to proceed with the main mission!so--

"Shuji Tsushima... Who are you? What is your relationship with Osamu Dazai?" Fukuzawa Yukichi immediately cut to the point after sitting down again.

This time the president himself came out personally, it seems that he attaches great importance to his appearance......

Shen Yi thought silently after hearing Fukuzawa Yukichi's question, suddenly he felt a little honored.

But at this moment, a system message pops up:

"Ding——received a question from "Wild President", the battle mode has been activated!" 』

plum.open.two.degree.

Just like in the "quarrel" with the police officers before, Fukuzawa Yukichi and Edogawa Ranpo, as well as the female assistant next to them whose name Shen Yi forgot, all had red spots on their heads. ID:

"Fukuzawa Yukichi lv.? ? (The player level is not enough to check)』

"Edogawa Ranpo lv.? ? (The player level is not enough to check)』

"Haruno Kirako lv.1 Life 100"

...... ah, ah this qvq

No, worthy of his man (buhi)

When Shen Yi was amazed, a blue skill bar appeared on his side again, with skills lying quietly on it:

"Passive: dementia in the world

Introduction: Reduce the intelligence of all members (it can reduce the intelligence of the opponent or the lack of common sense or the reduction of acuity)』

Because the function of passive skills is easy to follow, today's "human dementia" is not the previous function of "can assimilate the enemy, and then take the opportunity to attack or escape", but has become this more worthy of the name.

It's also very awesome.....

Shen Yi gasped.

But now this function is simply God help him! !Provide a good operating environment for his blind (fabrication) chaos (chaotic) law (fabrication)! !

And so, the battle begins——

First, the player Shen Yi activates the skill "Serious Nonsense": "My name is Tsushima Shuji, but there is also a name called Dazai Osamu, and I am... Dazai Osamu from the parallel world~"

Shen Yi answered obediently, and deliberately lowered his voice, making an appearance of being inscrutable.

He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said. The identity assigned to him by the system at this time was indeed "Shuji Tsushima" or "Osamu Dazai", so he was just telling the truth without any deception QVQ

Sure enough, Edogawa Ranpo has no doubts, especially with the blessing of skills——

"The effect is outstanding! NPC Edogawa Ranpo "falls down"! 』

The black-haired boy opposite had a pair of black eyes mixed with light, and a faint undercurrent settled in the bottom of the eyes, mixed with strong interest and unknown emotions.

Fukuzawa Yukichi met the eyes of the black-haired boy, and he understood and confirmed the authenticity of the other party's words.

"Then why did you come to Yokohama? Is it a mission? Who assigned it to you?" Edogawa ranpo followed the question and asked.

"Ah, here." Shen Yi scratched his head, he didn't expect Edogawa Ranpo to question his soul so straightforwardly, he opened his mouth with some embarrassment, "Well...it is indeed a mission, But it's not important, and it won't cause danger to you, so I can't tell you what it is."

After all, it's impossible for him to open his mouth and say that he wants to take the other party's body or personal items, by. Shen. Only then did he know how to be reserved.

However, Shen Yi looked at Edogawa Luanbu on the opposite side and changed his usual laziness, but at this moment he asked Shen Yi a little seriously.

This made Shen Yi a little confused, thinking that he had committed something serious.

After listening to Shen Yi's answer, Edogawa Ranbu was silent for a few seconds and then said, "Oh? It's an organization...or some kind of platform?"

? ? ? ! ! !

Shen Yi felt that he was in shock every day.

Etc., etc? ? ? !

This is too awesome!How did you guess it? ? !

The platform cooperates with XX family = he downloads the broadcast = he plays the game and completes the task Ten he is the platform contracted up master.

In other words, this is also the task issued by the platform... Grass! !

Hastily! !Incredible!Full marks for logic!As expected of you Edogawa Ranpo! !

Shen Yi was shocked, and so were the audience:

[Ah ah ah! !Luanbu is so strong! ! 】

[?Did not understand]

[Back to the front: The platform cooperates with the production team, and as the batch king of the contracted grandma to live broadcast, it is necessary to complete the game task = platform release task. 】

【...Grass, goosebumps, thinking carefully, it should be an easter egg of the production team. 】

【hastily! !Chaos!God forever! !Awesome! 】

【Ahhh! !My man is great! ! 】

[Ah ah ah ah random steps are great! !I love it! !It's my man! ! (Love rival draws sword jpg...)]

Seeing Shen Yi's reaction like this, Edogawa Ranpo also knew that he was right, so he continued to ask: "Then your identity? It's not just the superficial existence of Dazai Osamu."

......?Not only Osamu Dazai?

Shen Yi was a little confused by this sentence, but suddenly had another flash of inspiration.

understood!In other words, ask him what he does!

Shen Yi was in high spirits now: "Huh, that's easy to say, you know I'm from our platform, right?"

"I simply fight with 99 other people on the platform every day on various maps! Then I become the only victor who survived! I successfully ate the chicken!"

It's a chicken battlefield, normal operation.

"Sometimes I also work for the □□Foundation that shelters all kinds of strange creatures! □□Peanuts who fight bravely to pinch people's necks, □□Uncle Salty Pork Knuckles, □□Little monsters!'

□□Foundation, he is so cute.

"When I have time, I will go to Yinyang Liao to have a look, draw a monster, and save the common people by the way!"

yys is not bad, but it's too hot and kryptonous, so it was thrown into the sidelines.

"If possible, join the Government of Time and famous historical knives to defeat the time-traveling army trying to change history, so as to protect the "correct history"!!"

This has been played by Amway before, and also played at the request of the audience.

"I used to work as a doctor in Rhodes Island! Save the world with my subordinates!!"

One day Ark, the reason why it was before was because he abandoned the pit _(:з」∠)_

The more Shen Yi talked, the more he got up, the more Fukuzawa Yukichi who was opposite him listened, his head was full of question marks.

But Edogawa Ranpo's expression became more and more dignified.

"Huh——" Shen Yi, who was finally over, let out a breath of satisfaction, and then met the eyes of Edogawa Ranpo who opened suddenly——

Those emerald green eyes were like a lush forest watered by rain, under the first ray of sunlight that cleared the dark clouds after the rain, they rendered a layer of dazzling light and shadow that was extremely bright.

But at this moment, it is also a little harsh.

"Ranpo?" Fukuzawa Yuyoshi at the side felt that Shen Yi was talking nonsense, but he was a little puzzled when he saw Edogawa Ranpo who suddenly opened his eyes and had a dark and dignified look.

Could it be......

Before Fukuzawa Yukichi had that thought in his heart, Edogawa Ranpo who was beside him slowly opened his mouth:

"......it is true."

It was like dropping a heavy.pound.bomb. This was beyond the expectation of the other two present.

"Victory in battle!The player has successfully perfected the character design!Get SSR character fragment package X1! 』

The author has something to say:

There is nothing wrong with it qvq

球球收藏作者专栏！不然我断更了（bushi）！！！！啊啊啊啊！！感谢在2020-11-0100:37:14~2020-11-0301:26:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 in Shaoguanhai;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Shaoguan Hai and Wang Chen; 5 bottles of honey grapefruit tea and yesterday; 3 bottles of Starry Night Yayoi; 1 bottle of Hu Yang and Moomoo Cow;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!