Playing games with paper man shells

—Jinjiang Literature City—

—Written by Yao Hualing—

[Real-time discussion area in the live broadcast room of Piwang]

User "Wen Shisan":

It's too sloppy hahahahaha, I was amazed the whole time, I deserve to be the king of critics hahahahaha! !

User "Juji":

Hahahahaha I laughed so hard hahaha! !

User "The Cat Who Loves Cotton Candy":

hateful!Has my true identity been discovered? ! !

User "Witch Dream Yufi":

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !Everyone is a savior!

User "stranded":

It's very sloppy hahahahaha have you seen the expression of Luanbu?Ha ha ha ha! !

User "Mingxian":

Ranpo: Scared, thanked.

User "A Butterfish":

What a terrible identity, hahahahahaha! ! !

User "sitting on the master with three flashes":

I also worked part-time as a clerk at the Galedi Astronomical Institute, a collaborator and savior in the Miracle Continent, a rescue princess for the King of Dreams, and a witch in the Warring States Period... (Note)

User "Xie Caiyuequanhuai must die":

I also went to save Humanity. I am a Canyon of Kings Summoner and often fight with Valkyrie. Thinking about it, I am really awesome. (Note)

User "chuya1.8m":

Hahahahahaha, the upstairs talent hahaha! !Cow batch.

User "Wei Qianyuan":

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed so hard hahaha! !

User "pigeon":

What? !You actually know my identity? !Could it be that you are also the savior? ? ?

User "Chang'an is a qualified widow king":

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! !I can't take care of myself laughing!

User "Shallow Flower Charming":

Too sloppy hahahahaha!

User "Aoba Harmony":

etc! !Jimei guys, stop chatting and watch the live broadcast! !Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

User "Dou Dou":

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

User "Nakaharachu":

? ? ? ? ?what happened?

I went!

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"What?" Shen Yi shouted loudly with disbelief, and at the same time stood up abruptly and leaned over, with both hands resting on the table in front of him, "Wait!! There is no malice! Why did you send me to the Supernatural Special Affairs Division?!"

At this moment, Shen Yi didn't know what to say.

It was clear that his identity was confirmed as Osamu Dazai in the last second, and he did not have any harmful intentions.

But, in the next second, he will be sent to the Supernatural Special Affairs Department? ? ? ?

How could this be so? ? ?

Seeing Shen Yi's innocent face, Edogawa Ranpo puffed up his small face slightly and retorted dissatisfiedly: "Why not?! Lord Ranpo reasoned that you would take away Lord Ranpo's snacks!! Isn't this dangerous? ?!"

............ah?

Shen Yi was dumbfounded.

ah? ? ? ? ? ?

Why does Luanbu feel that he wants to steal his candy? ?

Not a kid anymore...wait!In other words, is the messy token sugar? ! !

Shen Yi suddenly realized, he took another breath and looked at Edogawa Ranbu with extremely terrified eyes.

What brand is this real person's head? ? ?So □□!

This is not a detective but a prophet! ! !

Now that the purpose has been guessed, then...

"I--"

As soon as Shen Yi opened his mouth, Edogawa Ranpo interrupted him, "No! Master Ranpo won't give you candy!! Not even a single one!! Don't even think about it! Hmph!!"

.............

Shen Yi's eyes towards Edogawa Ranpo gradually became complicated: "Very good! You have successfully attracted my attention! Remember! I will definitely get your (sugar) one day!!"

Shen Yi was immediately full of fighting spirit.

If it's not obvious, he'll grab it! !You can also steal! (bushi)

It has long been expected that Shen Yi will publish the words of a tiger and a wolf, but he never expected that the content is so shocking....... It's hard to describe.

After hearing Shen Yi's speech, Edogawa Ranpo, Fukuzawa Yukichi, and Haruno Kirako beside him couldn't help but gasped, and then retreated tactically.

The barrage also exploded at this moment:

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! 】

[Overlord Possessed Hahahahaha! ! 】

[Everyone is shocked! !This man is really a damn overlord! ! 】

[Overbearing criticizes Wang Qiao's baby: Pure love is chaotic and hot]

【? ? ? ? 】

[? ? ?Hahahahahahahahaha grass! ! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !Sister Tianxiu! 】

Edogawa. Gender male. Although he is 25 years old, he is not deeply involved in the world. I have never met such a brazen lsp. Ranpo's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

I don't know if I'm shy or angry (.)

"I knew it!!" Edogawa Ranpo also leaned forward at this moment, clapping his hands on the table and making a loud noise.

"You are an extremely dangerous existence to the detective agency! Not only do you want to grab Ranpo-sama's candy! You also want to grab Ranpo-sama's body!! You are lowly!! You will not succeed! Don't even think about it!!"

"??????"

After listening to Edogawa's speech, the other three people present were filled with question marks.

Especially Yukichi Fukuzawa.

He looked at Edogawa Ranpo, who had just published the tiger wolf speech, with an extremely disbelieving gaze.

The audience was also dumbfounded at this time:

【Grass? ? ? ? ? 】

[Grass hahahahahaha! ! 】

[No, I'm going to laugh out loud hahahahaha! ! 】

[? ? ? ?Hahaha! ! ! 】

[Is the world so demented?hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! 】

【etc! !What's wrong with you, Ranpo! !If you are kidnapped, you just blink hahahaha! ! 】

"Ah! It's the lines from yesterday's TV drama!" Haruno Kirako suddenly broke the silence at the moment, and she suddenly recalled where she had heard this statement.

etc! !Now is not the time for this lady to talk about this! ! !

On the opposite side, Shen Yi's pupils trembled, he was amazed, his chrysanthemum tightened, his tiger's body trembled, and he was in extreme fright.

This, the dementia in this world is too scary, right? ? ! !

With that in mind, Shen Yi silently looked at the "buff" logo above Edogawa Ranpo's head——

""Human disqualification"

Remaining time: 1m30s (1% effect per second)』

No, I didn't expect it to be so scary...but...

Shen Yi swallowed, and then looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was as steady as a mountain beside Ranbu, but with a slightly broken expression.

As expected of the president!I don't feel much affected by the "buff" enemy, and there is no OOC behavior from the beginning to the end! !

Then, in the next second, Shen Yi said that he retracted the sentence just now——

Fukuzawa Yukichi was stunned for a while, and then slowly said with a solemn expression: "Then how much do you pay for the bride price?"

............

"Ah?????? President, what's wrong with you? President, you blinked when you were kidnapped!! You're OOC!!" by Shen Yi who was terrified.

It turns out.....Am I the only one present here who is a normal person?

Looking at Miss Haruno Qiluozi who kept saying: "Wow, the strong man took my joy~", she looked at her Edogawa Ranpo kindly, and said that in a serious manner. Fukuzawa Yukichi who speaks the language.

Shen Yi, think so.

<<<<<<<<<<

Finally, after a while of chickens (flocks) flying (magic dogs) (dancing) chaotically, Shen Yi still joined the Armed Detective Agency.

Although it is very likely that it is the effect of human dementia, the result is still satisfactory.

Congrats, congratulations.

As soon as the four of them went out, they saw some distorted expressions on the faces of the enemies outside——

It was suppressed.

Especially Osamu Dazai, he covered his mouth and laughed so hard that he couldn't take care of himself.

As for Edogawa Ranpo, at this moment his mood was extremely complicated, he was simply ashamed and embarrassed.

At that moment before, he seemed to be under control, and he was no longer himself, and he even said those words.

It seems... is it a different ability of the spiritual system?

Luanbu thought silently, then turned his head to look at Shen Yi who was at the side and said: "Since you have joined the detective agency now, then report your supernatural abilities truthfully!!"

In short, no matter what, Lord Ranpo is very unhappy now! ! !

"Oh ok." Shen Yi immediately stood up and replied obediently, "My supernatural ability is——

Human dementia. "

Osamu Dazai, who was giggling so hard that he couldn't take care of himself, suddenly stopped, and the expression on his face froze instantly.

Osamu Dazai: ...

ah? ? ? ? ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Ranpo: Well, I'm happy now.

#Human Dementia: The Strongest Ability#

#Not only lowered the intelligence of the other party, but also lowered the user himself#

#Although the user is stupid and can't see it#

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Shang Jiangzhou She used to be a male network writer before time-traveling, and after time-traveling, he also wanted to focus on his old job and make a living for himself.Suffering from having no thoughts for a long time, he finally shifted his gaze to the people around him.

However, he didn't expect that whenever he opened a new book, readers' comments could always be found under the book, which made him, the author himself, baffled.

When he wrote "The little dwarf at the bottom works hard to become a big boss step by step"——

Readers: Chick!Mr. Short and his little brother are too good to eat!

When he wrote "Students who devour super-class spells rebel against fate under the education of the blindfold teacher"——

Readers: Chick!The teacher and his good friend are too cute!

When he wanted to change his style and write something like "The young master of the wealthy family did not take the usual path, bravely ventured into the stadium and led his team to win three consecutive basketball championships"——

Readers: Chick!The young master and his bamboo horse are too cute!

Shangjiangzhou She: ...

虽然但是，他要怎么告诉那些正在为绝美爱情落泪的读者们，小弟、好友、竹马这些人的原型都是他自己来着:）感谢在2020-11-0301:26:23~2020-11-0423:32:44期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 15 bottles of my MA; 5 bottles of the umbrella monk; 2 bottles of cocoa sago dew and Qi Bai;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!