Playing games with paper man shells

—Jinjiang Literature City—

—Written by Yao Hualing—

After Shen Yi sat on the sofa, a message came from the game system:

"Task two:

①. After going through a lot of things, you are brought back to the Armed Detective Agency, and you will probably be asked about some things.

But one thing to say, the members of this armed detective agency are really good-looking~

Target: To strengthen the members of the Armed Detective Agency.

Reward: 100 coins, 100 experience』

Shen Yi understood, it turned out that this was also a part of the game, but now that the members of the Armed Detective Agency have not returned, he can only wait.

While waiting, you can study the game system by the way.

Shen Yi thought so, and then called out the game interface happily.

The white-bottom panel with a bright blue frame was immediately suspended in the air.

This is the main interface of the game.

The typesetting is similar to that of a certain day's ark. The six boxes on the right are:

"Games start"

"Story Review"

"Card Backpack"

"Task column"

"System Mail"

"Achievement List"

However, the place on the left where the character should have been placed is empty, with a big plus sign on it, and a line of small characters displayed on the side.

"Please upload the player's personal image...?" Shen Yi read out the line slowly, chewed the sentence carefully, and then tentatively clicked the plus sign.

A loading frame bar immediately appeared on the interface——

"Character "formation"......

Appearance inspection in progress...』

『Ding—loading complete! 』

Accompanied by a crisp prompt sound, the loading frame bar disappeared immediately, replaced by a paper man appearing in the blank space on the left.

The moment Shen Yi saw the paper figure, Shen Yi's eyes widened suddenly.

The person above is clearly himself! ! !It's just being Two-dimensionalized! ! !

The audience was also shocked:

[Sloppy! !Prosperous beauty I love! ! 】

[What black technology is this? !Absolutely! 】

[Ah, ah, the fairy production team is awesome! !The batch king is so handsome!Climb the wall! 】

The boy above had dazzling blond hair that was lightly laid up, and a few strands of hair were flying with a little messy beauty.

The deep purple and blue eyes contained an unusually dazzling light, dotted with dots of light spots, like a nine-day galaxy.

He's wearing a plain hoodie, but he looks cute.

"Hey, woo hoo handsome—" Shen Yi couldn't help exclaiming with a series of onomatopoeic exclamations, "Ah, this is too strong!!! I'm actually so handsome!!!!! The Immortal production team loves it!!"

"Kang Dang!" At the moment he howled, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came from the opposite side.

Shen Yi immediately followed the prestige, and saw that Mr. Kunikida knocked a set of materials on the desktop to the ground in some embarrassment.

Shen Yi immediately reacted, then got up and walked over to help: "I'll help."

Then, Shen Yi saw that when he got up and walked towards Mr. Kunikida, the other party's eyes gradually widened, and then he said in a panic: "No, no need, I will thank you myself."

Then, as if the opponent's hands were covered with buffs, the data scattered on the ground were neatly returned to their original positions in the next second at the speed of thunder and shadows.

"Wow - Si Guoyi!" Shen Yi looked at Kunikida in awe.

Watching Kunikida's series of operations, he was simply amazed.

He watched it at 32x speed when he was making up the episode before, so he missed a lot of details. I didn't expect Kunikida to have such an awesome hand speed! ! !

"Should it be said that she has been single for many years?!" Shen Yi sighed sincerely.

Kunikida, who had just packed up the materials, shivered at the moment Shen Yi sighed, and then coughed violently.

After coughing heart-piercingly, Kunikida took a deep breath.

He is hard.

Fist hardened.

really! !What sunshine boy? !No matter what version of Osamu Dazai it is, that guy has the same virtues! ! !

And here Shen Yi sat back on the sofa after seeing that Kunikida was fine, he himself didn't feel that there was anything wrong.

At this time, the audience was already laughing crazy:

[Hahahaha grass! !The old single dog Kunikida's mother was dissed! ! 】

[Single dogs are offended (dog head)]

[I have been so slow in mother-fetal solo, I quit the live broadcast room cursing]

【Criticize the king, please look at yourself before talking about others (dog head)】

【Hahahahaha, did you see Kunikida's distorted expression, I'm fucking crazy from laughing hahaha! ! ! 】

And Shen Yi, who was back on the sofa at this moment, had already continued to study the game system.

He gently drew out the battle interface. On the left is his character image, and on the right is a full illustration book. Currently, only one SR. Osamu Dazai is lit.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

With a swipe of your finger, the next interface is the warehouse.

There were many activity signs lined up on the top, and Shen Yi took several novice gift packages with ease, and unpacked them all, and the full empty slots were immediately filled with several rows.

第1排是『SSR.速度强化药剂（玩家专用）X2』『SSR.力量强化药剂（玩家专用））X2』『SSR.力量强化药剂（卡牌专用）X2』『SSR速度强化药剂（卡牌专用）X2』

Fortified Potion?

Shen Yi looked at the props in the first row with some doubts and explained one of them:

『SSR. Speed ​​Enhancement Potion (for players only)

Description: Dedicated to players can greatly increase the player's speed.

Related Potion: SR. Speed ​​Enhancement Potion, R. Speed ​​Enhancement Potion』

"Wow -" Shen Yi couldn't help sighing again.

It turns out that this game can also change the physique! ! !

This is too nice! !

"Brother is so cute!! Planted grass! Buy it!" Shen Yi sighed, and at the same time, he did not forget to advertise to the patron's father.

[Caught off guard and 23333]

[Thank you for sponsoring the sponsor, I have pre-ordered and bought a box, the child likes it very much (dog head)]

[Planting grass, planting grass!The playability is quite high!Looking forward to the public beta! 】

The barrage popped up in unison.

Shen Yi immediately used the player-specific potion on his character.

On the attribute panel, the speed becomes 400/∞, and the power becomes 300/∞.

As for the card-specific potion, Shen Yi intends to reserve it for SSR character cards, and SR Osamu Dazai is not suitable for it :)

As for the role replacement, it seems that it can only be used in combat mode.

The fighting instance of the game can dispatch 5 characters (player and 4 paper figurines) at a time, and the player can control the shell of any character at any time, and the other 4 shells that are not controlled are in the automatic combat mode.

But in daily tasks, Shen Yi can only use the paper man's shell to carry out activities. For some reason, his own shell is disabled.

Well, it's hard not to get confused.

Maybe the planning team lost their minds? ?

Shen Yi thought about it carefully, and found that he didn't think of a trick, so he simply ignored it, and then returned to the warehouse with a flick of his finger.

The second and third rows of the warehouse are some fragments and various props, the most attractive to Shen Yi are those few fragments——

"SSR. Skill Random Fragment X90"

"SR. Skill Random Fragment X200"

This is what you got when you opened the gift pack before, and you can redeem one for every 100.

Now that there are 200 SRs, Shen Yi immediately clicked the "Exchange" icon impatiently.

The interface immediately shone with golden light, and animation effects played.

After the special effect, two frames appeared on the interface:

"Congratulations to player Shen Yi, who has obtained the SR ability "Normal Edition. Scream": After activating the ability, it can make a huge sound, causing all members to suffer from a stun attack, achieving the effect of immobilizing for 30 seconds. 』

"Congratulations to player Shen Yi, who has obtained the SR ability "Normal Edition. From Baicaoyuan to Sanwei Bookstore": After activating the ability, you can teleport to a place [-] meters away.

"Ah, this... is amazing! It's amazing!" After reading the news, Shen Yi's pupils trembled.

The audience was equally astonished:

[My giao? ! 】

[Ha ha ha fuck!It's too awesome! 】

[Hiss—I'm amazed! 】

Shen Yi immediately turned back to the role of the character, and assembled these two supernatural abilities.

While looking at the installed tank, he sighed: "Golden Lord's father is so awesome!! The fairy production team!! I'm blowing the fuck out!"

With such a BB, Shen Yi was extremely excited.

He immediately called up the rest of the interface.

The moment the last interface appeared, Shen Yi's eyes widened again.

At this moment, his mind was blank.

I saw that there were two card pools displayed on the interface——

"Common card pool [-]: character card pool

Description: This card pool can randomly draw 1~10 characters (level: N~SSR)

Limited to this month: Demon Slayer Blade. Sex-turning card (SR~SSR)

Free Times: 1』

"Normal card pool [-]: item card pool

Description: This card pool can randomly draw 1~10 skills or props (level: N~SSR)

Limited to this month: SSR. Sun Wheel Knife (all attributes)

Free Times: 1』

"...AHHHHH!!!"

The next second, Shen Yi screamed loudly.

This startled both Atsushi Nakajima and Kunikida who were opposite.

The two immediately looked at Shen Yi——

I saw the black-haired boy suddenly jumped up from the sofa, and then his eyes didn't know where to look, and he started to laugh wildly, "Fuck, fuck, fuck!! Brothers, have you seen it?!! Ah, ah, I can! The production team Bull batch!"

Nakajima Atsushi and Kunikida: .........?Slowly knock out a question mark JPG.

After yelling, Shen Yi immediately calmed down his mood, tried his best to restrain himself from twisting into Zu's body and said: "It's not too late!! I have to hurry up!"

Having said that, Shen Yi immediately took a picture of two "free times" signs with a big wave of his hand.

Then another cool cutscene played, and then two golden items appeared in the interface:

"SSR. Sex Change. Butterfly Endurance. Insect Pillar"

"SSR. Death Qi Flame. Thunder Attribute"

! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Shen Yi was shocked! !

The audience was also shocked! ! :

【! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Ah ah ah! !I can! !The sex-changing sister Ninja is so handsome! ! 】

【Ahhhhhh I'm bokied! ! 】

[! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Has the batch king finally got rid of the buff of "non-chieftain"? ! ! 】

【Ah! !Suck————! ! 】

【Sucking, sucking———】

[Suck, breathe, breathe———]

【Suck! !Single out a batch of miracle cattle ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! 】

At this moment, Shen Yi was trying his best to restrain his trembling hands ten times per second, and then:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!" Shen Yi laughed loudly.

he!exist!mad!laugh!

Kunikida and Nakajima Atsushi looked at Shen Yi who suddenly went crazy and laughed "haha" with ghostly eyes.

"Ah... Dazai-kun, are you alright?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was taken aback by his sudden action and thought he seemed to be suffering from some kind of mental illness, asked cautiously.

"Ah! I'm fine!! From today onwards, the Lord is the Emperor of Europe, the King of Koi, the super high school-level luck. Shuji Tsushima!!! Hahahahaha!!!" Shen Yi immediately replied, and then Hahaha size up.

At this moment, Shen Yi only felt that he was so awesome! !

A miracle is achieved by winning two consecutive rounds!

Just ask!return!have!who? !

"Ah, ah, yes." Atsushi Nakajima replied while looking at Shen Yi who was laughing presumptuously.

The opponent's black broken hair kept flying with the large swing of his body.

With a bit of baby fat on his face, which is much younger than Mr. Dazai's impression as an adult, a pair of obsidian-like eyes are as dazzling as if mixed with stars.

The smile that hung on his face was without haze and was extremely contagious, making people know that it was a smile from the heart at a glance.

At this moment, Atsushi Nakajima felt that Mr. Dazai could not be equated with the young version of Mr. Dazai in front of him at all.

But they do have exactly the same face. After Ms. Akiko performed a major examination on the comatose Dazai-kun, they also found that their genes are exactly the same.

So, Atsushi Nakajima... still thinks this is too scary! ! !Simply unacceptable!

QAQ everyone, come back soon!Mr. Kunikida has fallen to the side and tragically "sacrificed"! !He couldn't stand it anymore! !

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

After Atsushi Nakajima shouted, the door of the Armed Detective Agency was opened with the sound of "Gada--".

The laughing Shen Yi, the uncomfortable Nakajima Atsushi, and Kunikida who almost ascended to heaven immediately followed the reputation——

I saw a black-haired man walking in from the door. The man seemed to be pushed in very reluctantly, and he kept saying, "Ahh——today is a rare holiday. Miss Chestnut made an appointment to die in love today, let me go to the appointment quickly, it is not a gentleman's behavior to release the pigeons of a beautiful lady~"

Then, the people behind didn't seem to be impressed, the black-haired man sighed and continued: "So, you have exactly the same appearance and genes as me, and the ability is also—"

Before he finished speaking, he stopped abruptly.

Because, the moment he turned his head, he met Shen Yi who had been looking at him.

Then, he was stunned.

And Shen Yi, who was looking at him, saw a hint of surprise in the slightly widened eyes of the authentic Dazai Osamu, and after a moment of silence, Shen Yi slowly asked: "That... First time meeting, how are you?"

However, in the next second, Osamu Dazai suddenly raised his hands to cover his eyes, and shouted, "私の目よ! 気持ち悪い!!"

Then, he rushed out the door and fled the scene.

Shen Yi:......?

Slowly tapped out a question mark JPG.

The author has something to say:

I'm so angry that I can't speak, please ask the author's column collection to comfort me qvq

Translation: My eyes!Disgusting!

Now it's busi time!

Hug Shaoguan Haibao and give it a sip!

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution!

Hold on to my MA, baby!Another kiss!

Kiss Xiaoqian Angel!

Hug Gasha,!!!!?baby!

Compete with Hu Yang, Lu Yue, 128 Thunderstorm, and Lin Ling Sake!Love you guys!

非常感谢大家对我的支持，我会继续努力的！感谢在2020-10-3000:47:04~2020-11-0100:37:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 in Shaoguanhai;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：我的MA呀30瓶；小倩10瓶；迦夏、!!!!?5瓶；128雷雨、霖凌清酒、胡·杨、璐悦1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!