[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

Generally speaking, when a pair of young men and women of the right age fall in love, if there is no extremely special unexpected situation, then there must be a problem that people have to take seriously:

marriage……

However, this process is only valid for ordinary people.When it was placed on the couple Jason and Hetty, it didn't apply at all.

I don't know if it's because one of them is too sculpted, or because both of them have straight and straight brain circuits like reinforced concrete, or because of some other messy things...

Anyway, no matter what the reason is, in short, such a person is also very unconventional when it comes to love.

As a result, the two parties themselves were not in a hurry.But the relatives and friends of both parties were anxious first:

Are you married?Why are you still not together?We are tired of wearing so many vests every day!

So on the weekend of a certain week, Wanda, Barbara, Stephanie and Natasha asked Hetty out.

And the ones in charge of Jason's side are Dick, Roy and Xinghuo.

The relatives and friends of both parties even set up a channel dedicated to this matter, with wireless earphones plugged into their ears, sharpening their knives...

No, gearing up, swearing that "I won't give up until I bring you together today".

Tim, who is in charge of controlling the channel, thinks his eyes are dead: Can you really be like this when you don't have to save the world?

Yet the person who hates you the most, and the person you hate the most, is often one of the people who knows you best.

Damian floated past him silently like a ghost, and added that while Tim was so startled that he almost didn't shake his hand over his coffee cup, it also made him fall into a momentary thought: "He need this."

I have to say that although Jason and Damian usually don't like each other - to be more precise, these two thorny heads of the Bat family never like anyone.

But their relationship has eased a lot in recent years, and Jason even served as a mentor to Damian for a short period of time——

But the above theorem still applies between them, and even Tim has to admit that Damian is right.

Although Jason looks quite fierce, he actually has a soft heart, which does not match his appearance.

After all, not even Dick would greet a room full of furniture after returning to his safe house;

Although his native family is not as suffocating as Hetty Brown, it will drive people out of mental problems.But the childhood shadow and injury brought to him are also quite worrying.

These two people are simply a match made in heaven, able to support each other, give each other strength and a sense of security, even if he searched the database at Batman's hand, he had to admit that he couldn't find another person who could replace Hetty Brown To stay by Jason's side.

They need each other; and what can make this companionship last most firmly, except marriage?

As a result, before the conversation started for 5 minutes, the women of the New York faction headed by Natasha wanted to make a fuss:

The more they chatted, the more they felt that their little Hetty was really sweet, sweet and caring, so she was going to be sent to the gloomy bat cave next door.

And Dick's progress was much faster than theirs.I don't know if it's because he has been in charge of playing the role of the family's most intimate elder brother all year round, but Jason easily expressed his scruples to him: "I don't want her to get involved in the right and wrong that I am involved in. Among them. But if we really want to be together for a long time, these problems will definitely be unavoidable... I am worried about her."

After he finished talking about his scruples, he found that Ye Yi, who had always been "full of enthusiasm, freedom and happiness", was paralyzed in front of him like a salted fish, and his eyes were dead: "Little Wing."

Jason suddenly felt guilty: "Yes."

"Did I tell you that if you want to reveal your true identity, you must be quick enough; did I give you the example of me and Barbara?"

Jason: "Yes."

Dick looked at him like he was looking at a stubborn red bucket, wishing he could throw a doomed triple in his face—or into the bucket: "That's over, it's doomed, wait for death , Farewell."

Jason: Why don't you make the most of your bromance at a time like this, Dickie Bird?

Dick slapped the table and stood up: Shut up!I don't have a brother who looks forward and backward like you!

Barbara and Stephanie looked at each other, thought Gotham's famous oracle and troublemaker.

Fortunately, they followed. Hey, at the last critical moment, it is still up to Batgirl and Robin to come back and turn the tide.

So Wanda coaxed Hetty to eat ice cream three streets away—the Scarlet Witch especially believed that the Black Widow, who is an elite agent, could fight two with one—

Afterwards, Barbara took the lead in proposing: "My next speech is not in the capacity of Batgirl. It is an evaluation as objective as possible in the capacity of a mutual friend of both parties."

"They all have the ability to protect themselves, and at the same time they can protect each other; they are both determined people, even if there is the factor of "love", they will not become each other's weakness;

Not to mention the degree of compatibility in life, you see, they are all living together now...

To each other, they are like special lovers created by the heavens for each other. Such a high degree of fit cannot be more perfect. "

Natasha raised her eyebrows: "So?"

"Let's draw a line between them." Stephanie felt the hair on her back when she saw Natasha's eyes.

But for the sake of her brother's lifelong event, she still bravely spoke up: "It's like a blind date in an organization. Let them know each other's identity directly in the face, which is completely reasonable."

In fact, Natasha and her husband who later became the "Red Guard" met in this way.

But the times are different, and the way of handling it should be different. Now that the way of information exchange is so developed, it would be too inappropriate to decide on marriage by "accepting the arrangement of the organization" as before.

But Natasha saw that Stephanie still had something to say, so she didn't immediately refute.

Instead, he patiently waited for her to finish speaking: "This is not based on malicious deception. It is a situation caused by him being alone for too long and getting too used to taking everything on himself and solving it alone."

"We all have confidence in them, and they must have more confidence in each other. If that's the case, why not let us guys lead the way and give them a chance to talk everything out?"

Natasha asked back: "Did you never think that this method would fail?"

Barbara cleared her throat, her eyes wandered, and she finally admitted: "Cough. To be honest, this is the most effective result that Batman can get after combining their character models and analyzing them."

Natasha thought, I knew you Bats never fought unprepared!

In this case, it is indeed a reasonable method that is both emotional and reasonable:

Even after talking about it face to face, there will be inexplicable and embarrassing sequelae for a long time;

But compared to the result of "accidentally crashing", if someone guarantees and connects, it will make people feel more secure.

It's just that Natasha is still a little bit reluctant.

She always felt as if she had just knocked on Hetty's door yesterday, offered her an olive branch, and invited her to come to S.H.I.E.L.D. for clerical and outreach work;

As a result, today, she has broken through the shackles, found her true self, and become a person that even she has to admire.

Not only did she take this bunch of olive branches, she even gave it to her.

Successfully let it grow into a lush towering tree, and then shelter every superhero;

Under this guidance, the heroes who have been protecting the people have finally been successfully sheltered once——

As a result, before these benefited people had time to do something for Hetty, she was about to start her own family.

In the future, someone will protect her more reasonably, closer, and more intimately. The favors they owe will be repaid more legitimately by this person as a "family member", "partner", and "beneficiary". ...

Oh my god, just thinking about it, Natasha felt that she was already a little dissatisfied with the woman's parents looking at her son-in-law:

"To be honest, I still think she is just a little girl in my eyes."

At this time, Hawkeye's complaints came from the earphones: "Calm down, Xiaona, she is almost done with her Ph.D. And you feel your conscience, isn't it true that everyone is younger than you in terms of real age?" ?"

Natasha: You're finished. I'm going back to New York tonight to fight you to the death.Wash your neck and wait for me.

In the end, the proposal was passed unanimously with the consent of all.Moreover, they also made insinuations on the opinions of the two parties involved, and after learning that the two had accepted it well, in order to make Heidi feel more secure, the venue for the showdown was set at the SHIELD headquarters.

If you don't look at the order but only look at the overall composition, this is really a normal process;

As a result, these two people forcibly dragged the part of "mutual understanding" that should be done at the very beginning to the end. It is really a wonderful flower in the contemporary era, and even Dick is ashamed of himself:

At any rate, he only talked about marriage after exchanging identities with Barbara!

When Hetty and Jason started to look at each other in the room, and no one knew how to explain, all the people in charge of the connection tacitly stayed away from the room by at least ten meters, for fear that if there was a disturbance later, someone would be arrested. Forced to carry it to be a firefighter.

Natasha swears to her age, the awkward atmosphere that has condensed around this room is almost materializing.

Just when she was thinking "God, can this situation be any worse?" Hetty cleared her throat and spoke first, but unexpectedly, the deadly tacit understanding between the two was brought into full play at this moment.

In short, they spoke at the same time again and bumped into each other without missing a second:

"I have something very important to tell you."

Natasha hung up the monitoring communication with an expression of "I can't see or hear", and handed over this important task to James who didn't understand the progress of the situation at all:

Anyway, they are both my boyfriends, and the two of them even got their certificates, so it's okay to cheat.

As soon as James picked up the communication with a confused expression on his face, he heard the two people in the room speak at the same time again with a very high overlap rate:

"what?"

Embarrassment x2.

James immediately handed the receiver to Hawkeye with a bewildered face, proving that this truth is practical and effective: at this moment when it is very embarrassing to listen or not to listen, it is better to embarrass together to reflect the true comrades-in-arms camaraderie.

After two seconds of silence, it seemed that the synchronization rate of the two people was going to hit the limit today, so they said in unison again: "About my real identity."

Embarrassment x3.

Hawkeye immediately blocked the receiver: let the chief who claims to know everything and control all the situation in the overall situation worry about it himself, let's go, this guy must be listening somewhere on the main line.

That being the case, those of us who have families will not rob him of this opportunity to eat dog food, and let him feel the warmth of love.

Nick Fury: What do you guys do?