[Zhongyingmei] If you don't dig a hole, you will die

No matter what the people in charge outside thought, in the end, the two people in the room finally adopted the method of lottery, and each of them handed over to each other for 1 minute, which was concise and efficient: "You said you are the one... the one who used The guy who dug a hole and successfully defended Arkham and Blackgate prisons."

Hetty: "It's me, what's the problem? You have been tricked by this trap. And let alone you have cooperated for so long, you don't even have my information? You must have!"

Jason found himself unable to refute for a moment: "You're right."

"It's my turn, so you're the Gotham vigilante flying around in the middle of the night with a bucket-like hood on your head to keep the city safe?"

"It's me, what's the problem? I smashed on your roof."

Hetty: "It's a big problem!"

It was after the end of the presentation that the atmosphere was so silent that it was suffocating.

Although after simulating the relationship between them and their respective personalities, the success rate of the plan "the two successfully confessed peacefully" is nearly 100%.But what if something special happens?

At least no one could have imagined that the phrase "the problem is big" came out of Hetty's mouth.

Jason felt more nervous than ever: "Do you think there's any problem?"

Hetty thought about it for a long time, and finally sincerely asked this question that had troubled her for an unknown amount of time:

"Do you think your aesthetics are, uh... normal?"

In order to make sure that Jason could get her meaning accurately, Hetty even pointed to his head, and said tactfully, "That's what it is."

The two looked at each other for at least 5 minutes before Jason asked in disbelief, "Are you fucking paying attention to this insignificant little problem?"

Hetty wondered: "Ah? Otherwise, because of concealing our identities from each other, we will quarrel and break up, reconcile, quarrel, break up again, and finally spend an unknown amount of time before we can all be happy together?

If you like this direction we can start arguing now - no, wait, I have to brew it before I start arguing with you. "

She looked at Jason, who still had an unbelievable expression, and every corner of his body was covered with "he just said that and the car didn't overturn". She felt that she couldn't help but want to smile:

This person is so good, so good, why was he kidnapped by me?

Jason found it both worrying and funny.What is worrying is that her brain circuit is completely incompatible with normal people, which is really worrying.

If the person standing here today is not him, but a downright bad guy, this reaction is no different from her own sentence of death;

The reason for wanting to laugh is similar to Hetty's, they both feel that they have made a lot of money.

Finally, relying on his strong self-control, he controlled his facial expression and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Hetty quickly stood on her tiptoes and leaned forward, kissed him on the lips, and said with a smile, "I'm thinking that I can't be angry with you even if I've been brewing it till now."

Jason froze.

It's not that he can't dodge, he just doesn't want to dodge at all:

As soon as he saw that Hetty's movements showed signs of coming to his side, he was ready.

Even if she pulls her collar and acts coquettish and angry, it’s okay—the logic of normal people must be like this——

As a result, after he had made all the above preparations, he was suddenly attacked by such an attack, even a normal bat cub would have his head shut down for a while!

Hetty looked at him a little at a loss, and wondered: "Ah, am I supposed to be angry right now?"

She thought about it very seriously, and felt that she hadn't been able to express any anger just now, and now she couldn't hold back any more, so she said seriously: "I was interrupted by you just now, and I am not ready. In this way, we It's better to do it again, wait for me to brew it again, it will be fine soon, this time you are not allowed to interrupt again."

"Don't do it again." Jason really didn't lose his temper at all, so he could only remind himself: "Are you not angry at all?"

Hetty wondered, "Why am I angry?"

she was

Stretching out her hand and holding Jason's ten fingers, she felt that everything in the world suddenly disappeared from her world at this moment.

She can feel the warm palm temperature of the person in front of her, as well as the thin layer of calluses covering her knuckles due to holding a gun all year round. If she carefully distinguishes, she can also smell the fresh breath of a little bit of washing powder: " The moment I saw you, I felt that the world is cute."

As soon as she said this, the whole room was quiet for at least three seconds, it was still the kind of excessive silence where you couldn't even hear the sound of breathing.

Jason: ...let's get married...

As a result, before he had time to say this, Hetty's cell phone rang at this very moment.

After she went to answer the phone and came back, anyone with a discerning eye could find that her expression was the kind of dazed feeling of "I was hit by a pie that fell from the sky, so I was so happy that I was going to float in the air". It was obviously not a good time to propose, so he retreated to the next best thing and asked, "What's the matter?"

Hetty felt that she still couldn't believe what was said in the call just received, she looked at Jason with a dreamy expression on her face: "It's Wanda's call, it's a long story..."

Jason: "Then make a long story short."

He's a pretty standard straight man.

Fortunately, Hetty's thinking is strong enough, so she really sorted out her thoughts and started to make a long story short: "I was urged to write a draft when I went to the comic show a few days ago. It was an article about the Avengers and the Justice League. Comrade friendship for all ages... Can you understand me when I say this?"

Jason: Yes, I might. After all, I watched your readers besiege your scene, but it was a pity that it was screwed up by the saboteurs in the end.

To what extent did Heidi know him well? It was almost to the point where Jason slandered on one side and she could interpret it on the other side.

So she looked at her boyfriend in disbelief, and complained emotionally: "I knew it was you, you! You never did such an embarrassing thing like secretly opening the trumpet to watch me praise you Bar?"

Jason immediately decided that "I am ROJO" should not be known to Hetty anyway, or his status as the future head of the family would be in jeopardy!So he said confidently and without guilt: "Of course not."

Hetty looked at him suspiciously: "You better not."

She turned her gaze back to the phone again, and continued to explain: "But that book is actually not a scam, it's just that I finished writing it and couldn't publish it online. Because it has obtained a book number before and is going to be published legally, and then it will be published online. It would be too disrespectful to the publishing house to upload the full text for free.”

"I handed over all the rest of the contact work to Wanda. Wanda said that she asked an insider to help me delete and add something last year, and then voted for it. She said that she participated in some kind of award, and I didn't let it go. In my heart, I felt that something of this level might not win any important awards, so I let her go."

"And she just told me I was shortlisted for the American Book Awards?"

So at this moment, the two spoke again without hesitation with a 100% tacit understanding.

Hetty: "I figured it out, and I think I lack a male companion. So, can you accompany me tonight in disguise?"

Jason: "The American Book Awards are only given out to American citizens, so let's go get married."

Hetty: Sir, although you are already an outlaw.And when you were active in Gotham, you trampled on the laws of the United States on the ground.

But in front of me who is still working for SHIELD, I sincerely advise you not to break the law knowingly!

But in the end, Hetty was quite law-abiding and did not go for a fake marriage. In her words, "It's not worth it for a mere award." Head grabbing the ground.

Until that night when Hetty stepped into the main entrance of the auditorium where the awards ceremony was about to be held, she felt extremely guilty.

While holding Jason's hand, she smiled at people, and at the same time brought out the argument she had said countless times:

"I think I just did what I should do. And after all, this thing is just a biography. It would be too preferential for me to be shortlisted. I still feel a little guilty now. If you really want to do it for this If this book presents an award, shouldn't it be presented to you first?"

Jason also patiently told him how much

The persuasion repeated again: "Ekaterina the Great's biography "Road to Power" won the Pulitzer Prize that year. The biography is just a carrier, and what is really expressed in it, Your thoughts and writing are irreplaceable, and the judges must have their own ideas, so you can go in with peace of mind."

In fact, Hetty never thought that she could win the award.After all, the American Book Awards have a well-known rule:

Final winners must be U.S. citizens.

During the administration of a certain president, she finally succeeded in abolishing the decree that "newborns automatically acquire American citizenship upon landing", and she happened to be the first batch of newborns after the abolition of this decree.

So she has never been a US citizen, but has lived here as a green card holder.

So don't look at how confident he and she are on the surface, but in fact they are very uncertain.If she had to say that she was sure about something, it would be that she was sure about "no matter who gets the award today, it has nothing to do with me".

However, this grasp of "it is absolutely impossible for me to win an award, and today is just a formality", fell into the eyes of the judges present, and became "stable beyond age", which made people sigh with relief.Sure enough, changing the rules specifically for her was the right choice.

After all, the quality of candidates participating in the final competition this year is worrying. Rather than letting this award, which has always been the two shining twin stars in the American book industry, fall into the hands of a person who does not deserve the name, it is better to let it fall into the hands of the right person.

The host in charge of presenting the awards has also heard a little bit about this year's selection turmoil.So before opening the envelope in his hand, his eyes could not help but glance towards Hetty, and at the same time he said: "What this year's winners brought us is a story of love and courage, a poem of justice and light." .”

Hetty suddenly had a subtle premonition.And this kind of premonition finally reached its peak after the host said the next words: "Everyone is moved by the heroes she restored, and everyone loves these brilliant legends. Therefore, we are dedicated to The author of this book has changed the selection rules: From now on, among the selection conditions, the item "Only American citizens can participate in the selection" is no longer restricted. "

"Anyone who holds a U.S. green card, has lived in the country for more than five years, has no criminal record, and has one parent who is a U.S. citizen, can participate in the final competition for the book award."

"Hetty Brown, please come up on stage."

Hetty was completely dizzy, she had no idea that this piece of pie not only fell from the sky, but also fell right into her arms.

If it were the same as before, she would definitely subconsciously cast eyes at the people around her and ask for opinions, hoping to get some external force to support her in making a choice;

However, right now, she only shook hands briefly with Jason who was sitting beside her tacitly, and then she could get up on stage to receive the award by herself, without being influenced by anyone or anything to interfere with her original choice.

After the host shook hands with Heidi, he left the microphone and the entire podium to her to give her acceptance speech.

The young black-haired girl wore [-]cm high heels, which perfectly made up for her lack of height. After standing on the stage, she looked more and more like a tall plant blooming in the dark. Emerald kudzu.

She was wearing a high-necked, sleeveless black dress with a hollow waist, and a glistening tulle wrapped around her shoulders, making her skin whiter and more beautiful.

The long black diamonds are surrounded by sparkling broken diamonds, made into a crystal shape, and surrounded by the matching necklace on her delicate face and elegant swan neck.

From this point of view, the only two bright colors other than black on her body are those blue-green eyes that are too bright and can be called radiant.

She held the microphone and glanced down the stage, and then accurately located the person she was looking for.

So she opened her mouth and said softly: "I would like to thank my friends for guiding me when I was confused, helping me ride the wind and waves, and go forward in every direction."

"It's just that this honor should not belong to me alone. I deserve it. It should be the heroes in the book who can have it. Therefore, I will donate the proceeds of the book to the fund set up by the two alliances. I hope You can do a little bit to make the world a little better every day."

While everyone was still amazed by this decision, she spoke again, but this time her words were softer than before.

It's as if this is not an acceptance speech, but a whisper to a loved one: "With this book——"

Heidi's eyes finally matched those of Jason in the audience.Like a weary bird returning to its nest, a new moon growing, the last piece

The jigsaw puzzle finally found the same position as it was changed to. For a moment, this tacit understanding couldn't even be cut by half when it was broadcast on TV:

"To my Agnes."

She stared at her lover earnestly and unblinkingly, and felt that there was nothing in this world that could be more dazzling and precious than his soul: "He will share with me the courage to ride the wind and waves and go forward. ; protect me with his firm and trustworthy arm; guide and inspire me with his tortured but still shining soul."

The youngest winner of the National Book Award in the history of the United States, under the eyes of the public, under the witness of the whole world, under the brilliance of the brilliant crystal chandelier, holds the glory that countless writers want to pursue throughout their lives , showing a gentle and gentle smile to the audience: "My Agnes, the rest of Hetty Brown's life and love are eternal because of you."

As soon as her words came out, they caused an uproar in real-time television programs across the United States.

Immediately, it was selected as the top of the "Most Touching Story of the Year";

At the same time, what is even more curious is, who is this lucky guy sitting in the audience?Why are there no images of him?

But these are things for later, the two parties did not realize the envy and curiosity from others.

Hetty, who sneaked out from the follow-up party and was going to be lazy, was caught by Jason in the corridor, her dark green eyes seemed to be burning with a dark prairie fire: "You just called me What?"

"Agnes." Hetty didn't feel that there was anything wrong with the title she just called, so she tilted her head in doubt: "Is there any problem?"

Jason laughed angrily, and immediately threw her against the wall, afraid that she would really hit her.

Because of this, he was distracted, and stretched out his hand to rest her head, completely wrapping her in his arms: "Want to run after flirting? Dreaming, little girl."

"You are responsible to me."

Hetty: What did I do?I did nothing!This gentleman, you have to talk about evidence!

Jason could tell what she was thinking just by looking at her expression.So he smiled, leaned forward, and gently touched her face: "What were you thinking when you kissed me suddenly in someone else's building? You didn't even say hello, huh?"

With her extraordinary intuition, Hetty sensed a little danger. When she was looking around, trying to find a gap to break herself out of Jason's embrace, she felt a hand gently and irresistibly. Lifted her chin.

The eyes met for a moment, and she realized that she had blushed so hard that she didn't know when, and even her perception of the surroundings became blurred. She could only feel Jason approaching her ear, and smiled softly: " You call that level of kissing, I'm afraid you can't do anything? OK, I'll teach you."

Hetty closed her eyes subconsciously, only to feel that this kiss was completely different from the one she had taken the initiative to do before, as if it was a superficial touch, with a scorching breath rushing straight in.Just like him, he simply and rudely filled all her thoughts.

This emerald kudzu plant, which was blooming in the darkness of Gotham but was struggling to shine, was finally taken into its lair by the red bat.

He finally climbed down this emerald kudzu tree, but not in the way he was most accustomed to conquer by force;

Instead, under the long-term gentle company and subtle influence, in another way, he folded her in his arms for a long time and gently.

Vague words came intermittently from the gap between the two kisses: "My...Agnes."

"I'm..." Jason lowered his head and kissed his little girl, and also gave her back with another name that belongs to the love language between lovers:

"My sweet, unforgettable echo."

Hetty suddenly remembered vaguely that when she first woke up in this world, it seemed to be such a good time in late summer and early autumn.

The sky is high and the air is clear, the clouds are light and the wind is light, especially at night, the scenery is more beautiful, the sky is full of stars, and the night wind is cool and lingering across the cheeks. It seems that all the roads in the future are smooth and unimpeded.

This time it really is the case.She embraced her lover as if she embraced the whole world:

The sky is high and the earth is far away, the universe is infinite, the future is long, and the follow-up can be expected.

It was a day I will never forget.

【Copy [-]】

Hetty Brown was once a well-known fan in the comic circle.However, on the way home from selling books at a comic exhibition, I encountered a driver who ran a red light. After hitting the driver, I crashed into the world of superheroes, and was forcibly tied to a system: "Dig the pit to continue your life, we Can win."

The hand speed is not enough, and the brain hole is used to make up, but after Hetty found that every hole written by her would come true for a short time, she vowed to cover her vest, or give her ten holes The life extension system is not enough for her brains.

Until one day, Hetty's vest finally couldn't cover her.

Facing the villain alliance who sharpened their knives and vowed to dig three feet into the ground to find her out and settle the score, Hedi shivered and hid behind her boyfriend.

Jason: Where did your guts go when you wrote this stuff?

Hetty: ...the moment you broke through the window in the middle of the night and said you were going to be my boyfriend, you were all scared away.

Villains around: Excuse me, shouldn't we be here?

【Text [-]】

Before the bright light fades away, you are the enlightenment of the world;

After death, the sky also darkens, you are the Chang Geng of the night.

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