Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Hu Shisanniang is inseparable from King Tan every day, for fear that she will be taken away by Captain He again for "education", ah, terrible education.

Zhu Jianji only thought it was funny and cute, and he continued to practice Taoism every day, with a clean heart and as few desires, just dieting and bigu.

With three days to go until the wedding, the weather is getting hotter.

Hu Shisanniang, who lost her hair crazily in spring and summer, was carried by the maid to the small table outside the house, and combed gently with a grate, combing out all the shares that fell off today.Hu Shisanniang is a little angry, she won't shed hair when she becomes a human, but sheds like a fox like crazy, although she will die of heat if she doesn't shed hair in spring and summer, but it's annoying for her to shed so much.Why do people not shed their hair? With so much hair on the head, how cool it is to lose all of it in summer.

In fact, she didn't know that human beings also lose hair, but human hair loss is irreversible - if you are bald, you will be bald forever. .

Zhu Jianji took a bath full of sweet-scented osmanthus and mung beans, and planned to have a refreshing sleep. Bath beans have many recipes and fragrances, and he prefers the one with osmanthus and mung beans.Under the service of the maids, he turned out of the bathtub, changed into cool and thin pajamas, and prepared to go to bed.

These maids chosen by Queen Mother Wang tried their best to seduce him and tease him at the beginning, and they would be honest after being kicked out a few. dealt with?The boy and the maid were transferred out of the prince's room after they got married, so that the couple could live together peacefully at night, and also let the prince be surrounded by quiet people.

King Yi was sitting on the drum stool in front of the dressing table, with his hair being wiped by two maids. He vaguely knew that it was night, and there must be a lot of candles burning in the room, which illuminated the room brilliantly. , will sit a lovely princess.

The butler came in to say hello: "My lord, Wanfu, what would you like to eat tomorrow morning?" It stands to reason that a lord's breakfast can fill a table with dozens of breakfasts, but the lord is frugal by nature, so he has set a routine long ago. Order at night and eat tomorrow morning.

Zhu Jianji thought for a while and called out, "Where's my little fox?"

Hu Shisanniang jumped off the bed, threw herself on his lap and yelled, "Fried dough sticks, burnt rings, fried dough cakes! Served with sweet soy milk! Salad with shredded bamboo shoots! Ahhh, I really want to eat it!"

Zhu Jianji was wearing white gauze pajamas, sitting cross-legged on the bed, holding the little white fox dog in his arms, he said according to the menu, and then ordered: "Prepare more fruits, if there are early-ripening crisp dates, prepare a plate. "

"Yes, lord." The housekeeper agreed, and said: "The queen mother heard that the princess's family is weak, and she can't afford much dowry, so she asked someone to fill in twelve dowry for her."

Zhu Jianji nodded, pinching the little fox's ears: "The princess will definitely honor the queen mother."

Hu Shisanniang shyly whipped him with her tail, embarrassed to say anything, after a while, since people were waiting for the prince to sleep, she began to jump around alive and well.

Running around the house, jumping up and down in the house, jumping high, turning over the beam, turning to the other side, and jumping back again.Running around the house like a shooting star, it can be regarded as trying to relieve the depression of more than half a month.

Zhu Jianji could vaguely see a ball of light jumping up and down. He was lying on the bed with a smile on his face, looking in this direction, thinking that she was so funny.

Hu Shisanniang galloped for a while, rubbed her paws on the carpet, jumped onto the bed, jumped up and plunged down with a posture of a fox catching mice in the snow, lying firmly on the little cutie. He rubbed his paws against his chest again, and sighed long: "It's comfortable. Captain He Du is really too strict. It's okay for him to be strict with himself, but he also cares about me!"

It's hard for Zhu Jianji to say anything, after all, that's not the real brother-in-law: "Come on, go to sleep. I haven't touched you for a long time."

"Yeah, tickle me quickly." Hu Shisanniang stuck her head on his chest and rubbed her head vigorously.Ever since she came to the little cutie, the little cutie always tickled herself, from the tips of her ears to the tip of her tail, it was so comfortable, she was spoiled unknowingly.

Zhu Jianji hugged her to lie on her side, and touched her over and over again. After shedding the hair, she still felt smooth and plump to the touch, and hugged her happily to sleep.

It's the same with him, he has only been close to her and whispered to her all these years, and his sister Fox has left suddenly these days, and he sleeps very restlessly at night.

The same is true for Hu Shisanniang, tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night - being frightened by Captain He Du.

I slept so soundly this time, one person and one fox felt that the surroundings were warm and cozy, even though it was summer, I felt happy, snoring when we huddled together to sleep~

In the early morning of the next day, the two sat across from each other, and they began to click, click, click, and Hu Shisanniang transformed into a girl in order to eat fried dough sticks. Taking advantage of the fact that there were no palace servants in the room, she sat carelessly across the table with her left hand Grabbing fried dough sticks soaked in sweet soy milk, holding a few red oil dishes in his right hand, sucking his oily fingers after eating them all, he couldn't help sighing: "The human form is really a spiritual thing created by nature, it's so convenient to eat. "

Zhu Jianji raised his head and smiled at her.He could eat bigu originally, but every time he heard her eat, he groaned and moaned in satisfaction, and he thought it was so delicious, so he ate some too.

Hu Shisanniang clicked nine fried dough sticks and left one for King Tan.

After eating, Zhu Jianji went to do his homework leisurely, and the fox squatted on his shoulders leisurely.

Hu Shisanniang secretly slandered in her heart: [Little cutie Jianji and I live a very good life, I don't need to change anything! ]

[I don’t know why Captain He forced me like that, he thought I couldn’t get on the stage, so I didn’t jump on the stage either. ]

[Brother He must be hated by his monarch because his mouth is too loose and he likes to meddle too much!snort! ]

[It's called a holiday, but it's actually exile, hum! ]

……

The Empress Dowager Wang was drinking tea in the gazebo in the back garden, looking angrily at the paper kites flying all over the sky, including swallows, butterflies, eagles, beauties, and so on, making the sky look like a sea of ​​flowers.She angrily said to the left and right: "Bring the bow and arrow, Aijia will shoot them all down!"

The left and right turned pale with shock: "Your Majesty, think twice!"

"Your Majesty, what should I do if the arrow falls and hurts someone!"

Empress Dowager Wang said very decisively: "I tell the people in the house to hide in the house and don't go out and walk around. As for the people outside the house, hmph, life and death are in the sky!"

The maid Shang Gong persuaded her endlessly: "Your Majesty, go back to the house, out of sight and out of mind."

"The scorching sun is scorching, I'm afraid it will burn your delicate body."

"The sour plum soup that has been up all night is soaking in the well, and the lady can drink a bowl to clear the fire, okay?"

Queen Mother Wang waved her hand, but she was still very firm: "With the strength of Aijia's arms, it's not bad to be able to shoot a kite, so there's no need to hurt people."

Everyone was speechless, what they said was so reasonable and so credible.

So they went to look for bows and arrows, and bows and arrows were really hard to find!

"How come we don't even have bows and arrows in such a big palace?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense! Who in our house uses bows and arrows!"

"Ah? Ah! That's right!" The old prince used bows and arrows when he was young, but all his things were left in the palace. Now the prince has absolutely no use for bows and arrows. He can't practice. No wonder he can't find them.

They found the names and boxes of the bows and arrows in the bills in the warehouse, and tried hard to find the box for storing bows and arrows. There were seven bows and two bundles of feathered arrows in the box.

The servants and eunuchs were sweating from exhaustion: "Your Majesty! I have found it, Your Majesty!"

"Found the bow and arrow!"

Empress Dowager Wang changed her clothes a long time ago. She changed into a peach-blossom jacket with narrow sleeves when she was young. She also wore a pair of wrist guards with a big finger puller on her wrist. It was obvious that she was running out of patience waiting for the archery.

He glanced at them coldly: "It takes an hour to find a bow and arrow, but your hands and feet are really fast."

The butler felt wronged: "Your Majesty, there are no traces of bows and arrows in the house all year round. Grandpa Wang doesn't practice shooting and hunting. The villain led people to rummage in the warehouse before finding the seven precious bows that the prince used back then. But the bowstrings are all rotten, and the strings are re-stringed."

Empress Dowager Wang: "In this way, I have worked hard for you."

She stood up, raised her hand to take the bow, and then the feather arrow, stood under the eaves and looked up at the sky: "Go, tell everyone to hide in the house and not come out for a walk, otherwise the wounded by the arrow will not be ignored. "

The butler hurriedly sent someone to give instructions, and remembered that the emperor would come suddenly sometimes. If a feathered arrow fell from the sky while the dragon chariot was marching, the prince would never want to marry a wife.Hastily arranged for someone: "You guard both sides of the avenue in front of the mansion. If there are dignitaries or even the emperor who want to come to visit, please ask them to take shelter for a while, and say that the empress dowager is practicing archery."

The guards quickly took orders and left.

Queen Mother Wang asked, "How many arrows are there?"

"In the words of Hui Niangniang, there are a total of 52 feathered arrows, engraved with the word "Yanwangfu." This is for distinguishing prey when hunting.

The Empress Dowager Wang nodded, holding the bow in her left hand, and a feathered arrow in her right hand. She took a few strokes of the bow before it was placed on the special position on the bow body. Then she hurriedly aimed and pulled the bow vigorously. His fingers hurt so much from being strangled by the bowstring, and he accidentally let go.

The arrow that left the string went straight into the sky, and under the watchful eyes of a group of people (who felt like their lives were hanging by a thread), the arrow cut through the two paper kites, and the two paper kites flew far away.

There was complete silence all around.That's not quite accurate. It should be said that there are no other sounds besides the sound of sucking air.

The butler Bai Ying, who was skilled in martial arts, was stunned in shock and couldn't say a word. The more knowledgeable he was, the more shocked he was, and the more he knew how difficult it was!The threads of the two kites were entangled in the sky, and the Niangniang just happened to hit the center where the silk threads of the two kites intersected.

This requires very strong eyesight, as well as archery skills of hundreds of steps, and even very strong luck.

The maids and eunuchs who don't understand just think it's amazing, amazing, and unbelievable.

Queen Mother Wang herself was shocked. She looked at her hands, and then at the kite that was swept away by the strong wind and turned into small black spots. There was only one thought in her mind: [It's amazing! ]

[Am I Xiao Yangyuki? ]

[The parachutist is nothing more than that! ]

[Damn!Mom!Mom! ]

[what happened! ]

She looked around at these stunned people.

The left and right seemed to have received some inspiration, and quickly applauded wildly, flattering the empress wildly.

Empress Dowager Wang's face turned red with excitement, she didn't speak, she drew her bow and shot arrows, bowed and bowed, bowed and shot...

It's a pity that the three arrows fell to the ground.

Not only did these three arrows fail, but the next 48 arrows also failed one by one.

Bai Ying nodded secretly: That's right, the empress is just lucky, and this luck is too good.

Empress Dowager Wang's face darkened again, and she said angrily, "Hmph! That's all! Where's the sour plum soup?"

She angrily went back to drink sour plum soup, which was sweet and sour, and relieved the heat.

In the afternoon, Shang Gong was very excited: "Your Majesty! All the paper kites outside are gone!"

"Really?" The Queen Mother Wang happily stepped out to look at it. Sure enough, the sky was clean, only the blue sky and large clouds, and there were no other messy disturbances!

The book implied that although her feathered arrows failed to shoot down the paper kites in the sky, they all successfully flew out of the high walls of the palace, and well, almost all of them landed on the street in front of the palace.

The incense cars of some nympho girls were pierced, some boys in charge of flying kites were scratched by arrows, and some little girls were frightened.

"How can the prince be so ruthless?"

"This is too forgetful..."

"Oh, sentimentality is always annoyed by ruthlessness."

"Hey, who is the infatuation of the slave family given to?"

They completely forgot that there was a young, strong and straightforward queen mother in the palace.

There are also some people who are different from their views, and hold the arrow branch foolishly: "When the court comes to the court, time is like an arrow, seemingly speechless, intending to hurt you. I will give everything to Qianzhong."

"The arrows are empty, people will die in battle today and will not return."

"Think of the arrow in the waist, the sword in the box, and the beetle in the air, what can you do?"

"You have a beautiful appearance, and you will meet your spouse. Up to now, the house is full of nobles and nobles."

The literary girls are different, they each hold the arrow branch as a gift from the king, and go home happily or foolishly.

……

On the wedding day, it was kept simple and low-key.

Not many court officials came, and none of the most important cabinet ministers came. Although King Tan devoted himself to cultivating Taoism, who knows if this is "a hidden dragon in the abyss".After all, his father was once the emperor, and he was also their emperor, they must avoid suspicion to avoid the emperor's suspicion.

The emperor brought a bunch of his half-brothers to join him, and went to see him dressing up: "Jianji, are you tired after getting married?" He was full of excitement, and he had never seen anyone get married before. It is hilarious and interesting.Looking at the treasure vase and mirror with red silk hanging beside it, I don't know what to use it for. Seeing that the whole Prince Yi's mansion is covered with red and hanging colors, the front door is wide open, and there are dozens of baskets of copper coins on the corner doors on both sides. I don't know what to do with it.

Zhu Jianji thought for a while: "I don't know, when the sedan chair comes, I will shoot three arrows on the sedan chair curtain... um..."

The handsome young man was wearing a big red robe woven with gold and flowers. His skin was as white and tender as the freshest lychee meat. It was watery, and he knew it was very sweet.The groom should have put on a thin layer of makeup, but his face would look bad if he put on powder on his face, not as radiant as he is now.

Zhu Jianshen's cold sweat immediately broke down, and he asked anxiously: "Brother, did you practice archery in the mansion two days ago?" Arrows were poking the soil all over the street!

Zhu Jianji was already a little naughty, so of course he said: "Yes, I hope it will hit."

The emperor immediately ordered the left and right: "Go to the imperial army and ask for a pair of three hundred catties of fine iron shields!"

Zhu Jianji smiled and lay down on the table: "Brother, don't worry, the arrow has been removed and wrapped with a thick soft cloth. Although I can't see it, the general direction is not wrong."

He also talked about the matter of Queen Mother Wang being angry with the kite, and the emperor said: "Hahahahahaha."

On the other side, in the Hu Mansion, Concubine Wan Gui personally went to add makeup to the bride - of course for the sake of Master!A prince with no power and power married a concubine with a small family, and there was no need for the concubine to add clothes herself.But having the status of a fox fairy and being mentioned by the master is different!Wan Zhen'er packed several sets of gold-headed noodles, hundreds of bolts of silk and satin, and some Double Happiness porcelain, as well as auspicious patterns such as Baizi pictures, pomegranates, grapes, etc., and packed up a total of twelve loads.

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said: "There are not many things, it is the emperor's and this palace's wish after all, I hope you young couple will live a peaceful and beautiful life and have a precious son soon."

Hu Shisanniang smiled and said, "I'll lend you a good word~"

He Mingjue turned his head outside the window, stretched his face through the wall, and stretched it in: "Be more polite to the imperial concubine."

Hu Dieyun rolled his eyes boldly: "I know everything, why should I pretend?"

The Xi mother-in-law who combed her hair has both parents and in-laws. She has three sons and three daughters in her life. Now she is in her 60s and is in good health, but her ears are not good. Because she is really blessed and a standard Quanhe person. Please comb your hair.She usually pretended to be demure and silent, and occasionally she couldn't hear her words and no one suspected her. They thought she was too embarrassed to talk too much in other people's homes, but the goblins in the room saw through it at a glance.

He Mingjue sighed sadly, and said grimly: "My brother is reluctant to let you marry." My brother hasn't educated you well yet!

Hu Shisanniang felt the chills, and hurriedly grabbed an apple into the sedan chair, and the sedan chair walked slowly to Prince Tan's mansion, and stopped for a while.She knew it was shooting at the curtain and was very bored.

Zhu Jianshen hid in a very safe place—behind Zhu Jianji: "Don't be nervous, be careful, if you miss the shot, my brother will teach you by hand." He secretly slandered that this was a veritable blind archery.

Actually quite accurate.

Holding the red silk in her left hand and an apple core in her right hand, the bride got off the sedan chair. Everyone saw that her face was like three spring flowers, her eyes were like autumn water, her nose was hanging like a cherry, and her round face was like a silver plate. She was a pretty and lovely girl. girl.

King Yi couldn't see it, but the nurse next to her was about to go crazy, hurriedly snatched the apple core from her hand, and stuffed a real apple in the past with all their efforts: "Don't eat this one!"

The emperor's eyes were sharp, seeing this scene, he couldn't help but laugh.

Two 'dowry maids' took the prepared treasure vase and mirror, and stood beside the princess, one on the left and one on the right.

Zhu Jianji was supported by someone, holding the red silk in his hand, pulling the bride who was half a step behind him. The red clothes were shining with gold, as if a ray of red glow was reflected on his smooth and delicate face like white porcelain. .

Some people in the folk have evolved from the fan ceremony to the red hijab, but the royal family does not use the hijab, and only uses the phoenix coronet and the princess's court dress as wedding dresses.

Hu Shisanniang didn't have any shelter in front of her eyes, she ran forward in small steps very naturally, took Zhu Jianji's arm, and helped him walk in.

Everyone was in an uproar - it can only be explained by fate!

At the wedding ceremony, Hu Shisanniang didn't stick out her tongue under the murderous gaze of He Duwei, and then they married and married, with no doubts about their love and affection.The two each cut off a strand of long hair and put it in their purses.

So far, Li Cheng.

start singing and dancing~

eat and drink~

Recite poems and make pairs~

During the wedding night in the bridal chamber, Hu Shisanniang blinked her big eyes and looked at him expectantly.

Zhu Jianji was also very serious, his face was stained red, and he held her hand: "Let's go worship the moon and practice Qi! I will try my best to attain the Tao as soon as possible!"

Hu Shisanniang didn't have the nerve to say that I wanted to do something, and worshiping the moon was also very comfortable: "Okay!"

……

On the birthday of the Empress Dowager, women are also ordered to enter the palace to pay homage, to have a banquet, to sing and dance, to play graceful tunes by female musicians, and to dance with elegant skirts.

Sun Niangniang wore a scarlet gauze dress with an egg-yellow thin tunic underneath, and the apron inside could be vaguely seen. She didn't wear a phoenix crown on her head, but a golden crown.It was a pretty little old lady who looked charming and happy.

Wan Zhen'er happily served beside the Empress Dowager, supporting her, serving tea and water, and ordering left and right fans to use ice.

Wang Shanggong smiled and said: "The imperial concubine stole my job, and she did it so thoughtfully, no wonder the empress favors you, the imperial concubine will go back to the palace at night, the empress should blame us for not being careful."

"He's such a big man, he's learned to be jealous." Sun Niangniang smiled and hugged her white and fat grandson. The weather was hot, and the little fat man only wore a pair of gauze trousers and a big red bellyband. He didn't pack a diaper for fear of prickly heat. There were only two nuns watching from the side, watching him frown and immediately hugging him away.

Duke Gungun, envoys from all over the world came to celebrate his birthday, and the emperor gave a banquet to his officials in the Huagai Hall. It was very lively and took the opportunity to have a holiday.

Li Xian was a little dissatisfied with the emperor's behavior of giving him another holiday, but this excuse was impeccable.He counted with his fingers, the three empress dowagers, plus the anniversary of the late emperor's death and the emperor's birthday, okay, six vacations a year!

After two days of excitement, the Empress Dowager felt that the scenery in the palace was boring and hot, so she moved to Yingtai.Yingtai is an island in the lake in the South China Sea. It is connected to the shore by a stone bridge. There are seven main halls, Hanyuan Hall, and two side halls in the north of Hanyuan Hall. In the east is Zaoyun Building, and in the west is Qisi Building.There is also a Penglai Pavilion in the south.

Mountains, rocks, flowers and plants, water and sky are the same color, pavilions and pavilions, living by the water.

Under the pretense of filial piety, Zhu Jianshen took the imperial concubine to live in the Qingyun Palace, and reviewed the memorials in the Jingxing Palace.

The unsheltered raging wind in winter turns into a refreshing breeze on the lake. It is really pleasant to drink wine on the second floor of Penglai Pavilion facing the lake.He took the trouble to talk to the Empress Dowager about the grand occasion of the wedding in the Prince Yi's Mansion that day, especially the part about the apple core.