Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

A good theater troupe must bravely endure all kinds of difficult tests-since the queen mother calls for roll calls, who dares to say no!

The Three Dozens of Bones Demons also performed. The broken-mouthed Monk Tang seemed to be a niche student, but he knew how to speak in a long way. He taught Monkey King, and he made dozens of somersaults on stage.

"Hahahaha, reward."

"reward!"

The little visit to the grave is more interesting. The pretty little widow knelt on the stage, complaining bitterly about her dead husband, singing about how pitiful she is, how incompetent her husband is, and how annoying her relatives are.Then came up a little clown (clown) in official uniform, with two little clowns acting as servants, the three of them made jokes and made countless jokes. It turned out that they were escorting the adults to take office. How funny.

The little official asked: "Why is that widow crying?" What a stupid question.

The little widow said: "My family wants to sue three people."

Sue my parents-in-law, the little official said no, sue my husband, the little official said it was against the norms, sued my relatives, the little official was about to refute, but biubiu knew that they were my relatives!He went to Beijing to rush for the exam, wasted one imperial examination and failed to get any merit, but found an errand to earn money to wait for the exam. He asked his relatives to bring 300 taels of silver and a letter home to his wife, but the relative changed the letter because he was greedy for money, saying that her husband die outside.

The little official got annoyed at that time, helped the little widow up and said, "I am your husband."

The little widow raised her hand and slapped her across the face.

The Queen Mother Wang let out a happy laugh: "Giggle~"

The little widow scolded him for being shameless, saying that her husband was young and beautiful, tall and pale, and what was this old ugly dwarf in front of her, she grabbed his beard and cursed.

Queen Mother Wang happily clapped her hands: "Reward!"

The Empress Dowager looked sideways, and her daughter-in-law's smile was really different.

The petty official argued for a while, was whipped and scolded, and only then did the husband and wife recognize each other.

Wan Zhen'er looked at it from the side and found it a little funny, but she didn't laugh like Queen Mother Wang. She secretly guessed in her heart: Madam Wang might want her husband to live, and she would scold her and scold her twice.Um.

Zhu Jianze looked up to King Ying anxiously in front of him: "Hey, don't you want to fly a kite?"

Just as Zhu Jianji was about to speak, he said again: "Is it because you are afraid of hitting people who don't change in the palace? Your move is similar to throwing a hydrangea ball, but it is much farther than throwing a hydrangea ball. You are really like a lady, but you are still You’re not particular about it, the decent ladies throw hydrangea balls to get married, and the one who can enter the yard to be selected is also a beautiful young man of the right family, you are too careless.”

Zhu Jianji chose not to talk to him, drinking tea and eating ginkgo in a calm and composed manner.

He pinched the magic formula with his hands under the table, and secretly chanted a mantra, cursing him to hiccup.

As a cutie, Zhu Jianji has never learned to curse, but he believes that he will succeed!

The witty Zhu Jianpei sat on the lower side, looking up at the second brother: "Second brother is wrong, my cousin's practice is advanced, there must be some guidance in the dark, so he went back to release the paper kite. What's more, this is not a promise to invite relatives." , in case an inappropriate person picks up a kite, it’s fine if you don’t talk about it.”

Zhu Jianze: "Hehe, hiccup, little kid, hiccup, what do you know about hiccups, my future princess must be hiccups?"

Zhu Jianji couldn't help laughing: "It must be a girl who loves hiccups."

Zhu Jianze jumped up at the table: "What are you talking about, hiccup!" He felt that he had suffered a great humiliation, so he ran away.

Everyone at the table gloated and laughed: "I have offended the gods by speaking wild words."

"King Yi has really become a fairy, and karma follows like a shadow."

"Hahahaha that's too funny!"

King Yi felt that he was no longer cute, but a little naughty. He wondered if Sister Fox would be happy when she heard about it.

Probably, she is very, very naughty.

This birthday is going well, Empress Dowager Wang is very comfortable, Concubine Wan Gui also gets along very well with her, two straight-tempered people get together, they are both comfortable.

In addition to the wives entering the palace to pay homage, it is just listening to the opera.

The next day, Queen Mother Wang ordered the full version of "Du Shiniang".

Wan Zhen'er simply followed up with a play: "After singing Du Shiniang, I will play "Catching Sun Fu Alive." Du Shiniang ran away with Sun Fu, but was sold to Li Jia by Sun Fu. River.This aroused the anger and sympathy of many people. Scholars are very supportive of female supporters to be good. They think it is a good thing to do good deeds. Another play was written, in which Du Shiniang turned into a ghost after death, captured Sun Fu's soul and left.Sun Fu was annoyed at first, then terrified, and finally lost his life in the struggle.

Queen Mother Wang nodded approvingly: "Sure!"

……

Yu Qian has already found Zhang Yuanji—a hint in the book that he was lost for two days.It's amazing, because a ghost fairy doesn't need to walk along the official road, and he was too anxious to see the road sign stele. He searched for a long time in the mountains and forests before he found the main road, and he walked to a city before he knew where he was.

It's easy to find when you arrive at Tianshi's mansion. All houses have a system, which one is higher and which one is lower, and where people of what status live can be known at a glance.Shocked to see that he was actually trying to QJ a girl, from the rough clothes and hairpin sarong, as well as the rough hands, it can be seen that this is just a commoner girl, not a slave of his family.The servants and servants in Tianshi's mansion also wear silk and satin, gold, silver, pearls and jade, so they are not so poor.

The girl had thick hands and feet, a short stature, and great strength. She almost pressed Zhang Yuanji on the bed and beat her up. Her face was red and swollen from crying, but she did not lose her style: "Master Zhang, let me go!"

Yu Qian was puzzled, and the Ministry of Punishment sent someone to yoke him, but why didn't he come, and suddenly remembered that the road was not close.

Zhang Yuanji became angry with embarrassment: "Your mother and younger sister are in grandpa's prison, you are obedient, otherwise grandpa will kill your whole family!"

Yu Qian was furious, the lower limit of what he could accept between men and women was taking concubines and prostitutes, and it was just that others did it and he didn't say anything, bullying men and women like this is simply killing!What kind of goddamn master are you!Not even a goblin!Immediately he took out the saber, and thought to himself: "Wen Xiangu gave me a golden saber, it is indeed very useful. Did she know that this person should be killed?"

Even if he raises a knife, he can't cut people. Don't look at him who practiced swordsmanship when he was young. He has never fought with anyone, and he hasn't even killed a chicken. Now he wants to kill people.

Although he was mentally prepared and was looking for knowledge carefully, he was worried that if he failed to kill the thief with a knife, he yelled and called in a group of servants and evil slaves, and the girl and his family would be implicated.This matter must be subject to safety.

He still had time to think, because this girl grabbed Zhang Yuanji's collar and pinned him on the bed with the strength of carrying water, chopping firewood, plowing the land, and catching geese with her bare hands, so that he couldn't move.

The girl hesitated: "Everyone knows that you are a living king who kills people, and our family must be dead!"

Zhang Yuanji was completely unafraid of the current scene, his eyes were full of silver (pass characters), and he said with a strange smile: "If you dare to hurt me a little, the slaves will definitely execute your mother Ling Chi and sell your younger sister to a brothel. Let her be a bride every night. You still don't let go?"

Yu Qian was so disgusted that he almost vomited. He only hated that he was the Minister of the Ministry of War and not the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment. He didn't know how many ingenious and secret killing methods.

Picking up a big knife and using the back of the knife, he slashed hard on the top of his head. He underestimated his own strength, and the result of this sudden blow was that he was bleeding with the back of the knife.

Although there is no plan, no experience, and no reference materials, just play it by ear!

Zhang Yuanji rolled his eyes and became quiet and dignified.

The girl was startled, jumped out of bed and looked around blankly.

Yu Qian showed his figure in embarrassment, and said before the girl opened her mouth: "I am a god, Zhang Yuanji's evil deeds have aroused the anger of heaven and people, and his death is not far away." He explained with a sense of responsibility: "Girl, Zhang Yuanji Yuan Ji is just a bully who bullies others, and has nothing to do with the Xian family."

The girl was so frightened: "Ah?" Kneeling down with a puff, "God, god, please save my mother and my sister! I beg you!"

Yu Qian did not hesitate, and immediately agreed: "I am here to save people!" He took off the sword on the wall, drew it out of its sheath, and only heard Cang Langlang's sword come out of its sheath, with the sound of dragons singing and tigers roaring.Handed the sword to the girl: "Take it, do you dare to kill?"

"I've only killed pigs, I dare. Human necks are much thinner than pigs' necks." The girl walked towards the bed, holding the sword as if holding a kitchen knife.

"Don't kill him. The emperor has sent someone to arrest him, and he will be punished in the capital in the future, and the owl will show it to the public." Yu Qian: "Do you know where they locked your mother?"

The girl turned around and said, "I don't know."

The innocent soul in the room shouted like crazy: "We know!"

"Let's lead the way!"

"Are you really going to kill him!"

"Master Immortal is the master for us!"

Yu Qian said: "Lead the way ahead."

The ghost gate swarmed out of the wall and rushed towards a low house in the shade of the mountain.

Floating in mid-air with a knife in his hand, Yu Qian secretly cast an 'invisibility spell' on the girl. Since he didn't know if the spell would work for mortals, he didn't say anything.I was floating ahead to lead the way, but I saw this girl taking big strides, walking on the mountain road like walking on flat ground, going up and down the steps so fast that she could keep up with me.

People in the mountains walk very fast. She also picked up a hoe and held it in her hand. Using a hoe is easier to use, and she inserted the sword diagonally into the waistband of her trousers.

When the girl saw a wicked servant on the road, she went over and killed more than 20 people on the ground with a hoe. She didn't chase anyone who was scared away.

The scene in the eyes of the servants is very strange, a hoe and a sword can hurt people if they float by.

The soul of the murdered person floated out of his body, and he wanted to rush to seek revenge on the girl, but was torn to pieces by the wronged souls along the way.

Yu Qian is indifferent to this, he just doesn't know how to kill people, but he is used to these things, but thinks that this girl is really strong and brave, but also very filial, she is really a good girl.

The servants who were killed were rarely wronged. People in this place are divided into groups of likes. They are really noble and upright. Good people who don’t want to do evil and are different from others have long been excluded or transferred to difficult and difficult positions. If you go up, you won't do business here leisurely.

Fighting all the way to the gate of the prison privately set up by the Tianshi Mansion, the girl holds a hoe in both hands, and she digs anyone she sees, killing people like sweet potatoes.

Yu Qian knew for the first time that the function of the hoe is so powerful, he always thought that the ax was the weapon of killing people.

The girl went in and saw her mother and sister, and then she used a hoe to dig open the iron lock on the wooden door: "Mother, come with me!"

Her mother was stunned: "Da Ni, you, you"

"Don't talk so much!" The girl's physical strength is really good, she picked up her mother on her back, and said to her sister: "Follow closely."

Out of prison she asked, "Where are we going?"

Yu Qian tested that his invisibility spell was useful, so he added an invisibility spell to the three of them, mother and daughter: "I have cast a spell to make you invisible and invisible to ordinary people. Find a place to hide first, and wait for Zhang to hide." Yuan Ji went home after being taken away. Well, this spell..." Immediately took out the book "Compendium of Commonly Used Spells (235th Revised Edition)" and read it casually: "It can be solved by applying chicken blood to the forehead."

No wonder he couldn’t memorize it. There are [-] spells recorded in this book, from children spitting up milk to no milk to drink... toothache when changing teeth, sand in eyes, sand in nose, and the whole thing fell into the mud pit. How to continue with a broken arm, picky eaters and anorexia, food allergies, washing dishes, eating poison by mistake, invisibility and anti-invisibility, rebound anti-invisibility spells, how to break rebound anti-invisibility spells, and various traps, how to treat children Hanging up and beating, how to turn willow sticks into steel whips - Yu Qian was stunned, and secretly suspected that the god who wrote this book had raised dozens of mischievous bastards with his own hands.

Otherwise, they wouldn't be forced to do this.

The three of them, the mother and daughter, escaped without any danger, and left Longhu Mountain. The three mothers knelt down together: "Thank you for your protection!" "Thank you, Grandpa!"

Yu Qian said: "You don't need to be too polite, you go home. When you see people killing chickens, hide and run away."

"May I ask Grandpa Immortal's name, we will offer incense to you in the future."

Yu Qian thought about today's matter carefully, and felt that what he had done was unfamiliar and sloppy, and it was not decent to be reckless, so he said: "I am here at the order of Fairy Wen, so you don't need to ask my name."

(Fourth Sister Wen: Meow meow?)

When he returned, it was the third day of his birthday, and he found the emperor and explained the matter in detail: "Although she killed dozens of people, she deserves a chastity memorial archway."

Zhu Jianshen also thought it was good, he liked strong girls, but he hesitated: "Is it okay?"

"Yes." Yu Qian quoted a case from the Tang Dynasty: "After Xue Rengao was defeated, the Qiang people surrendered by the side, and Li Shimin let him continue to lead the old army, but the side led thousands of men to flee, and crossed the Qinling Mountains to Shangluo. Turning to the land of Shu, he defeated Pang Yu's troops of the Tang army along the way. When he arrived in Shizhou, he looted everywhere and robbed the daughter of the Wang family. Later, she got drunk and fell asleep in the wild. , carried it to Liangzhou, and dedicated it to the Tang Dynasty defenders. After Tang Gaozu heard about it, he ordered Wang's daughter to be Mrs. Chongyi."

Zhu Jianshen thought it was very good: "When this matter is reported, I will call her Mrs. Zhenying. It's really good to be able to counteract the other party when she is accused of filth. It's better than martyrdom. What's her name?"

Yu Qian: "..." Forgot to ask.

"I'm going to give a dream to the official in charge of this matter, and ask him to report to the Holy Majesty."

Zhu Jianshen hurriedly asked: "Teacher! Do you want to announce to the world that you have appeared?"

Yu Qian hurriedly refused: "No need, no need, I'm afraid it will be disappointing if the minister's strength is insufficient."

The emperor knew that he was always cautious, so he gave up and praised him a few more words, and Yu Qian left.

After Zhang Yuanji woke up, his teeth itched with hatred, and he screamed for people to kill the mother and daughter in the prison to vent their anger. Only then did they know that the mother and daughter in the prison were rescued, and his servant was also killed. Got more than 20.Zhang Yuanji was originally a handsome young man, but he was distorted by the news and shouted: "Drag their corpses out and feed them to the dogs! Feed them to the dogs! Let everyone go out and look for them, go to their houses and guard them! Their house burned down!"

The servants took orders to go, and his grandmother and mother came to comfort him and coax him.

Seeing that the people sent by the Ministry of Punishment were still walking on the official road, Yu Qian patiently took out a book.

……

Poor Hu Shisanniang was even more unlucky. She was caught and trained urgently by Captain He Du, who was a little irritable and obsessive. Eat, drink, and drink with an elegant posture like a lady.

Using the method of military training to train a sloppy little fox... With a high-pressure policy, it has achieved good results.

Lieutenant He Du usually manages [-] ghost soldiers, and he is in charge of everything from life to practice, training, and leading the team. It is boring and uncomfortable to be idle suddenly.

Hu Dieyun sat on the table in the posture of a delicate girl. Although she was sore, thirsty and tired, she still sat upright.Being stared at by Lieutenant He with the intensity of [-] soldiers staring at her alone... It's super scary!

There were three bowls and a chicken in front of Captain He Du.He pushed the water bowl in front of her: "Drink water."

Hu Shisanniang didn't bury her head in and lick the water with her tongue to drink, but honestly picked up the water bowl and took a sip.

"drink wine."

After she finished drinking, she didn't stick out her tongue.

"Drink milk."

There is no happy little purr when feeding.

The irritable obsessive-compulsive disorder felt a little satisfied, and pushed a plate of chicken in front of her: "Eat."

Hu Shisanniang looked at the whole roast chicken in embarrassment, stretched out her hand and tore off a leg, and ate it gracefully.

Captain He Du originally wanted to say that you should ask me for a knife, but he also lost patience with her, and nodded: "Very well, you can go back and find him."

With a bang, Hu Shisanniang jumped up and almost overturned the table, not daring to look into Captain He's eyes, and flew away directly.Seemingly fleeing for his life, he followed the direction of the little cutie, and threw himself into his arms, his little paws gripping his clothes and trembling: "Brother He is super invincible and the thunderbolt from the blue sky is very, very, very scary! It's going to kill me! I can't do it." Already! Ahhhhh!"

Zhu Jianji hugged the little fox that suddenly appeared, touching, touching, licking, LOL~ busy communicating with her in his heart: "What's wrong? What's he doing?"

Hu Shisanniang curled up into a ball and buried her head under her tail: "He forced me to learn etiquette and manners, and to understand the world, oh my god, it's too difficult."

"Then you escaped?"

"Escape? A smart person like me doesn't need to escape! Humph! I did everything, everything I asked for! He let me go!"

Zhu Jianji couldn't help but slander: Did he actually want to escape or not?

Angry Hu Shisanniang turned her head and bit his hand: What are you talking about!You are smart!snort!Hate!

Time flies, and soon, Queen Mother Wang's birthday is over, and she also went back to live in the mansion.

Wan Zhen'er wrote a schedule by herself: May 28, King Tan's wedding.

June [-]th, the birthday of the Empress Dowager.

July 22 is the birthday of Empress Dowager Qian, and the fifth day of August is the birthday of Empress Dowager Zhou.

While writing, Zhu Jian walked in with a deep smile, holding several big colorful peonies in his hands. The branches were trimmed to only eight inches long, apparently for small vases: "Sister Wan." He called out, Going forward, she put the peony flower on her golden bun: "Only the peony is really beautiful, and the capital city is moved when the flowers bloom. Hahaha~"

"Jian Shen, have you finished your work so early?"

"The world is peaceful, the sea is clean and the river is clear, the weather is good everywhere, and the harvest of the five grains is just around the corner. All I can do is eat, drink and have fun, and let the people know that I am healthy." This is the stalk of "Mencius".

Wan Zhen'er smiled and said: "That's great, but unfortunately your birthday is also in winter, which is in the twelfth lunar month. Otherwise, you can find an excuse to take an extra two days off at another time."

The emperor nodded approvingly, handed the peony to the maid, and looked at what she wrote: "Why didn't you write about the eldest prince's birthday? The seventh day of August, what a day!"

Dabao was beside him like an obsessive little butterfly, looking obsessively at the bright and gorgeous peonies, and stretched out his hand: "Huahuahuahuahuahuahua"

Zhu Jianshen said enthusiastically again: "We still have to catch Zhou! I don't know what our Dabao's ambition is. At that time, there will be swords, scales, books, and jade seals. All of them have good meanings. I hope he can catch the jade seals."

Wan Zhen'er nodded again and again: "It's good to grab anything, what does the scale mean? Will you do business in the future?"

Zhu Jianshen looked at her and smiled triumphantly: "Scale means to weigh the world! When the academicians were asked to draw up the crown prince's name taboo, they reported the words "quan" and "ji", but these two words are too common. It was rejected by me." He directed the little girl again: "Take out the crown prince's crown."

The emperor sat on the bed, bent over, and tried his best to stuff his son into a zongzi, then picked him up, stood upright, and just about to let go, the eldest prince flung himself forward limply and landed on his lap .Zhu Jianshen murmured: "Well... it's still a bit big. These are the clothes I wore when I was two years old, and he's still one year younger. My dear baby, grow taller quickly, you have to learn to walk!"

The First Prince: "Hahahahaha! Road! Road! Road! Road!"

Zhu Jianshen felt that this child was a bit silly.