Mighty and Majestic Concubine Wan Gui

Chapter 182 The Angry Little Fatty

In the anxious anticipation of the Taifu, the people sent by the Ministry of Punishment finally arrived at Longhu Mountain.

It stands to reason that the headhunters and fast hunters should be like wolves and tigers, holding the thieves with water and fire ruthless sticks and shackles weighing dozens of catties, locking them up and pulling them away, tortured to death along the way-Yu Qian hoped so much.

It's a pity that the Ministry of Criminal Justice sent Zuo Shilang with ten arresters, and the ten arresters brought more than 200 arresters in total. When they arrived near Longhu Mountain, they became cowardly.Entering the Tianshi Mansion of Sihan Dynasty, Dao Ming said politely to the people, "We are here by the emperor's order, please ask Tianshi Zhang to come with us."

The members of the Zhang family on Longhu Mountain were taken aback, and then became indifferent. How many dynasties has Tianshi Mansion gone through!Wasn't the emperor of that dynasty polite when he met the Celestial Master?That dynasty didn’t give away money and silver, high-ranking officials and rich salary raised celestial masters, hum, what can a mere criminal department do. "Wait, you stay here first, and wait for the Celestial Master to pack your bags."

Zuo Shilang didn't say much, and just stayed in this prosperous Tianshi mansion like a king's mansion.The next day, I had a meal of delicacies from mountains and seas, and accompanied by Zhang Yuanji’s uncle, I visited the front mountain and the back mountain. This Tianshi Mansion was built on the mountain, surrounded by water on the front like a jade belt, and the back of the mountain was like a screen. , the ancient locust trees cover the sky, and the shade is scattered on the ground.

There are not only Tianshi Mansion on Longhu Mountain, but also ten Taoist palaces, 81 Taoist temples, fifty Taoist temples, and ten Taoist temples.

Zhang Liujie said with a smile: "Look, my lord, this is the Dragon Binding Terrace. Our Jiangxi is in the waters of Zeguo. Back then, there was an evil dragon who occupied Xinjiang River. People, my family's ancestor, the Heavenly Master, heard this news by chance, felt pity, and fought that evil dragon for three days and three nights, surrendered it, and kept the party safe."

Zuo Shilang smiled and nodded: "Very good, very good."

He brushed the barrage in his heart: [Then his descendants will become evil animals that harm one side. ]

[Junzi Zhize was cut off for the fifth generation. ]

[There are many cases where the family business established by the ancestors was destroyed by unworthy descendants. ]

[Otherwise, you will be named masters, and you will be rewarded for your meritorious deeds and punished for your demerits. What's the use of talking about it. ]

"You come with me. This old tree has a history of more than 1000 years. It was planted by our ancestors. Emperor Wu of Wei came here to water it..." Another nonsense, almost saying that the tree Can live to the death of human flesh and bones.

Zuo Shilang listened with a smile, with a good-natured face, and when he talked about the things of 'fighting the ghost king', 'recovering the drought', 'killing the demon king', he was also surprised: "Oh! !"

"Really!"

"awesome!"

"It's really amazing!"

Yu Qian silently flipped through the book beside him. Unfortunately, he didn't find the incantation like 'a thunderbolt on a sunny day will set the tree on fire'.

[blow!Just keep blowing! ]

[Goodness, goodness, I will never say that Fourth Sister Wen is arrogant and humorous anymore, she is seeking truth from facts. ]

[I'm furious! ]

The people in Tianshi Mansion are very orderly. While keeping them living with good food, drink and treatment, they told them many stories of karma.

"A certain person believed in Buddhism, scolded the Heavenly Master, and then his tongue rotted."

Zuo Shilang complained: [What nonsense, this version of the rumor was copied from Buddhism, I know. ]

Yu Qian also complained: [Why didn't he talk about the tongue-pulling hell? Hmph, there are many ministers in the past dynasties who advised the emperor not to worship Buddhism and believe in Buddhism. There is no problem except that they are not reused! ]

"During the Tang Dynasty, a certain Hu monk came to the Tianshi Mansion to provoke a fight. The Tianshi didn't want to fight, and the Hu monk died in panic and terror after returning."

Zuo Shilang: [Hehehehe I believe you.The translation of your words is what the dignitaries shouted when they were imprisoned, "You dare to try labor and capital, there are people above labor and capital", why do you have a god on top of you?Who the hell isn't there a god in the air? ]

Yu Qian: [You Tianshi Mansion raises evil dragons and ghost kings as thugs, right? ]

"There was a maid who didn't know how to drop the cake that the contemporary celestial master wanted to eat on the ground. She was afraid of being scolded, so she picked it up and carried it over. The celestial master ate the dirty cake by mistake. The maid was secretly happy that she escaped, and then her whole body festered. and die."

Zuo Shilang complained: [I know so clearly, you beat her to death, right? ]

Yu Qian also complained: [Is he beaten to death? ]

Tianshi and his grandmother Tai Yuanjun are in power in the Tianshi mansion. The two are in the mansion, but they can't shrink back. Zhang Yuanji panicked, but his grandmother was calm and composed. On the other hand, they sent people to Beijing quickly and asked people to take care of it.

The so-called RBI is bribery.

The Tianshi Mansion has rewards from successive emperors, and thousands of lands are leased to the common people for farming. They are only responsible for collecting taxes, and there are also incense money offered by good men and women from all over the place. It is very rich!He is also very famous, among the dignitaries in the capital, who doesn't believe in something?

They thought that this trip to the capital would be very smooth, and the dignitaries would flock to it.

Unexpectedly, the six ministers rejected the people sent by the Tianshi Mansion one by one, and they didn't even let them in. They went to visit the British Duke who was close to the emperor, and the British Duke's wife refused to let them in.

The British princess is so angry, she even sent people to Longhu Mountain to burn incense a few years ago, and felt that the entire Tianshi Mansion was as pure as a little fairy, but who would have thought that they would actually harm the people, and the lady turned fans in a rage Black, I swear to be black all my life.

Then I went to look for the powerful Yuan Bin. Yuan Bin has always been gentle, and he walked out of the house with a knife in his hand: "The San Judicial Division has its own discretion, please go back."

Zhang Liuyu hurriedly bowed and bowed. It was the first time in his life that he was so polite to others: "A little gift, please accept it, Commander."

Yuan Bin said: "The old man has a good family style, so he doesn't accept gifts. Close the door."

The Zhang family got together to discuss: "What should we do?"

"I said earlier that Yuanji shouldn't kill people indiscriminately. The old Yuanjun doted on him and let him do everything."

"Our Heavenly Master Mansion...is it going to wither by now?"

Someone said: "I heard that King Tan is a believer in Taoism and has a very close relationship with the emperor. Let's go to him to intercede."

"The family members of King Yan are withered. Let's promise him that if he is willing to intercede, the celestial master will personally offer sacrifices for him and hold a ceremony to pray for blessings and a son."

Zhang Liuyu didn't speak until now, and now he said, "Okay, let's try."

……

The empress dowager is celebrating her birthday, the emperor really put in effort to arrange a birthday for her, it's so noisy and lively.After a few days, Empress Sun went to live in Yingtai again, and the emperor and concubine followed her.

When the emperor went to court, Wan Zhen'er was with the empress dowager, having dinner together, and now she started eating watermelon again. She took two bites, and fed a piece of watermelon the size of a peanut with a small spoon to the eldest prince's mouth: "Good boy! , let you taste the fruit."

Sun Niangniang smiled and watched the eldest prince sucking the watermelon meat with his mouth flattened. The little chubby man's eyes lit up with joy when he tasted the sweetness, and he kept stretching out his hand: "Mother! Mother! Mother!"

"Hahahaha, this is a greedy little baby!"

Wan Zhen'er wanted him to be more active and not to sleep in the morning and make trouble in the middle of the night, so she scooped up another small piece of watermelon with a spoon and put it one foot in front of him: "Come on, come on, come and eat the melon, crawl over and you'll have it." .”

The eldest prince crawled over, and the spoon moved forward slowly and steadily. He crawled more than one meter before reaching a small mouthful of watermelon.After eating the sweetness in his mouth, he raised his head and blinked his big eyes and kept smiling.

"Oh, this baby is sweeter than watermelon." Sun Niangniang looked at it funny and distressed: "Zhen'er, feed him well, don't let him crawl while eating, be careful of choking."

"It doesn't matter, ma'am, you forgot. When the emperor was young, he would often play football in the yard with rice cakes. While eating and playing, Cheng En was next to him holding a water glass. When he choked, he would quickly feed him water."

Cheng En laughed beside him.

Only then did Sun Niangniang remember: "Oh, yes, you have raised children." Then she laughed and couldn't stop laughing.She moved back again, and the Ruantao she was in was a large huanghuali bed with a length of one foot and a width of half a foot (3M*1.5M). The bed for vacation must be big, and Sun Niangniang sat next to it, leaving it for her great-grandson. Down enough places to play.

The little chubby baby in a red bellyband was crawling around on the soft floor, and Wan Zhen'er was moving beside her, walking her son with a silver spoon, and she was very successful.

As long as you put the spoon in front of him and move it slowly, you can still catch him turning.

Sun Niangniang covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she was about to faint.

After being fed four or five pieces of watermelon, the eldest prince was slipped back and forth three times and climbed seven or eight meters, and his whole body was refreshed.

However, Wan Zhen'er felt back pain, which was caused by bending over for a long time. She stood up and took a rest, planning to find someone to replace herself.

The eldest prince stared intently at the glazed bowl containing the watermelon. The transparent glazed bowl was shaped like a diamond, crystal clear like ice cubes, and contained bright red watermelon flesh with the watermelon seeds removed. He kept chasing this bowl and crawled forward. , was led by this bowl to turn, now seeing that the bowl has risen so much... He stretched his legs, stood up suddenly, stood up unsteadily, and moved forward as if he was about to fall Taking a step forward, I reached out and said, "Your Majesty! Melon!"

Sun Niangniang was stunned, she rushed forward quickly, stretched out her hand to support his waist, and was afraid of scaring the baby, she whispered: "Don't fall."

Sure enough, the eldest prince fell a solid ass, his flat mouth was about to cry, but he stopped crying when he had watermelon to eat.

Wan Zhen'er poured the remaining pieces of watermelon into her mouth, and passed the bowl to others.

Sun Niangniang was a little frightened: "There is no child who can walk before one year old. I told you not to tease him like that! If he falls, he will cry like a child."

She was not only frightened, but also stretched a little.

At noon, the emperor came down from the court and walked back swaggeringly, followed by the little eunuch holding an umbrella, and four little eunuchs carrying poles with a total of eight baskets of memorials. Surrounded by them, they walked across the stone bridge and came to Yingtai.

During lunch, there are sliced ​​ham and bamboo shoots, assorted green vegetables, fried meat with bean sprouts, green vegetable vermicelli ball soup and several other dishes, as well as cold side dishes, cold noodles with sesame sauce, mung bean porridge and other foods to relieve heat and greasy. The imperial concubine said it again when she was walking her son: "Wan Zhen'er still doesn't care. When she was raising you, she never did such an outrageous thing. It's really inappropriate for a dignified prince to chase a spoonful of watermelon. "

Zhu Jianshen said seriously: "My lady said yes, I will teach her well in a while."

Wan Zhen'er sat next to her, her face was a little embarrassed, and she said to herself: "When he didn't stand up, you, my lady, were so happy."

Sun Niangniang said: "The Ai family is for your own good. It is really rare to have a son at such a young age. You must take good care of it." Even if you want to play, you have to play with the youngest one after giving birth to two or three. !

The empress dowager went to take a nap, the emperor and the imperial concubine returned to the Qingyun Hall, wiped their face, neck and arms with a warm towel, he looked at the eldest prince very seriously, and then at the concubine, with a full face of seeking knowledge Yu: "How did you do what the empress said?"

Wan Zhen'er was a little embarrassed: "Just put a spoon in front of him, and he will follow..."

Zhu Jianshen's eyes lit up, if he hadn't squinted because he was tired from going to court, in fact, his eyes lit up quite obviously: "Bring the watermelon here."

The emperor happily sneaked out to his son, and thought it was really fun.

Dabao chased the spoon and yelled, "Daddy, daddy, daddy!"

"It's so fun, no wonder you tease him like this, hehehe." He was so excited to play that he made the eldest prince climb around him eight times without letting others eat. The angry Dabao said, "Wow wow wow wow! Guaguagua, Quack quack!"

Wan Zhen'er quickly picked him up and coaxed him: "Be good, don't cry, if you don't cry, you can eat melons."

The eldest prince stopped crying immediately.

However, Zhu Jianshen had already eaten a small bowl of watermelon, and he looked at the mother and son innocently: "I'm thirsty."

Wan Zhen'er was a little angry, thinking that you are no longer a baby, why are you messing around like this, how old are you!Grab melons with your son?The maid next to him promptly handed over a bowl of watermelon to relieve the siege, and then coaxed the baby.

Zhu Jian pursed his lips, a little jealous: "Nurse, take Dabao away and let him rest for a while. Bring some ice in, it's too hot in the room."

Wan Zhen'er instructed again: "Don't let him fall asleep. It's too noisy to find his parents at night. Your Majesty, he learned the third word today. Feed him a mouthful of watermelon and he will learn to speak." It's melon, croaking all afternoon. I stood up! The calf is chubby and has great strength. I stood up and took a step as if I was about to fall, but I didn't fall. It's really interesting." I thought I raised a golden cicada ...

Zhu Jianshen is like a snowman ice cream under the scorching summer sun, twisted and melted with jealousy: "Forget about him, come here. You all back down." Apart from your child, do you have other things in your eyes now?It's been more than ten days since I went to Qianqing Palace to look for me and play with me!

"Yes, Your Majesty."*10

Wan Zhen'er was startled, and moved over to sit beside him: "Your Majesty, what's the matter? Why are you angry? Who messed with you?"

Zhu Jianshen: [You messed with me!Don't you think about it! ]

[In this indifference, I'm going to accept my concubine!snort! ]

[It's true that mothers are more expensive than children, and I haven't been established as a prince yet, so I don't take me seriously! ]

[I'm so mad, I'm so mad, I'm so mad! ]

Wan Zhen'er still didn't understand why, she just hugged his arm, kissed his face, and suddenly found that she had nothing to say to him, uh: "Jian Shen, the weather is so hot, let's take a nap together, okay?"

"No, it's not good!" Zhu Jian stuttered with deep anger, you really don't want to chat with me!

Wan Zhen'er was taken aback, and quickly used her brain to pull back the lowered IQ due to raising children, and took out a fan from her sleeve to fan the wind: "It's much cooler in the room after they all go out, Your Majesty, I'll see it this morning." You practice boxing by the sea, you are really nimble." What a nimble chubby.

Zhu Jianshen felt better: "Well, you saw it."

I thought you didn’t look at me all day long, you think it’s fun when Dabao farts, and you don’t care if I have diarrhea, ╭(╯^╰)╮.

"Of course I saw it. I wanted to get up and practice martial arts with you, but I was too sleepy to get up."

The emperor was in a better mood. Concubine Wan Gui was so sleepy, of course it was related to his good physical strength, er, it was also related to the newly bought calligraphy book. He practiced the new knowledge in the painting book, and only then did he know that the table can also be used.

Wan Zhen'er put her mind into making him happy, and it took less than 5 minutes to make him happy. The two of them lay on the bed together, fanned each other, and listened to the emperor complaining about the interesting stories among the ministers. , Two ministers got drunk and got into a fight because they didn't taste good. Also: "He Mingjue is really an upright person. He beat up eight dudes these days, and fought with the captain of the Imperial Army. One counts as ten."

"Wow, it's not a big deal to beat a dude, but it's amazing to be able to beat a school captain and make one ten, that's amazing! Really?"

"Really! I have seen their injuries with my own eyes."

"What a talent."

"I intend to recruit him as an official, but I don't know if he is a goblin... You also know that Princess Yi's family is a bit weird... Oh, her twin brothers went to the brothel to drink flowers and wine, did not bring money, and were beaten The broken leg was thrown out. 23333~ It's strange to say that they broke their legs, but after two days of rest, they were able to go to the street to moles women."

"This may be the blessing of the fairy family."

After hugging and chatting for half an hour, Zhu Jianshen forgot all the anger just now, got up happily, drank a bowl of fragrant glutinous drink to cool off the heat, got up and said, "I'm going to approve the memorial."

Wan Zhen'er also grinned and brushed her hair and followed: "I also go to read books, the emperor keeps studying hard every day, and I eat, drink and sleep in the harem, and I will be so stupid that I can't talk in the future."

Zhu Jianshen put his arms around her shoulders: "How is that possible, Sister Wan is so handsome~"

……

Zhu Jianji and the princess drank tea with the old temple master, chatted, and discussed "what is the feng shui formation that makes Baiyun temple so cool in summer".

The old Guanzhu said with a smile: "Your Highness didn't think the house was hot in the past, but now you know it's hot?"

It must be because I feel hot when I 'confide in my heart' and 'meet each other honestly'.It's always cool to sleep alone, but it's different for two people, hehehehe.

Zhu Jianji didn't understand what the old temple master meant, and said with a smile: "As you get older, your muscles and bones become stronger, not when you were young."

Princess Hu covered her mouth and giggled. When she smiled, her eyes were crooked, a little charming, but also very sweet, innocent and cute.Although she is not a stunning beauty, she is very pretty, making people feel amiable when they see her.

During the Wei and Jin Dynasties, metaphysics was popular, but it gradually declined, but it did not disappear completely. Many people have always been willing to talk to honest, carefree, and knowledgeable monks and Taoists in order to purify their hearts.

After all, for the people of the Ming Dynasty, it was not feasible to go to Tibet to purify their souls. Not only was the journey far away, but the current Tibetan area...haha.

King Yi chatted non-stop here, had another meal, and was drinking the green plum wine brewed by himself in the Taoist temple: "Not bad."

Hu Shisanniang also took a sip, covered her face with her hands and stuck out her tongue: "Hot and sour, delicious."

The old temple master smiled and said: "Pindao brewed forty catties of green plum wine with his own hands. Drink a cup in summer to relieve summer heat and greasy, appetizing and invigorating the spleen."

Zhu Jianji immediately said: "Okay, give me a bottle, I'll take it into the palace and present it to my brother."

The old Guanzhu's face is full of 'miscalculation, miscalculation', but his heart is full of joy, that's the purpose!It's for Jane in the heart of the emperor!The emperor drank my wine and drank it to his heart's content, that's all good!

The old viewer has lived for more than 70 years, and he has answered three emperors correctly, so there are still tricks.

While eating and drinking, the Taoist priest who heard it ran in quickly to report: "My Lord! My Lord! Someone is coming from Longhu Mountain!"

The old temple master hurriedly said: "Please go and wait for tea, I will go right away." Turning his face to Zhu Jianji, he said: "My lord, excuse me."

Zhu Jianji knew what was wrong with Longhushan, so he asked slowly, "What's the rush at your age?"

The old temple master hurriedly said: "Only Longhu Mountain in the world can confer talismans, the Taoist priests there dare not compliment them when they see them!"

Anyone who enters the Tao must receive the scriptures. "Lu" usually refers to the records of the meritorious service of the heavenly officials, the names and genus of the gods of the ten directions, the summoning of the gods and officials, and the execution of meritorious spells.Orthodox priests can only be named Tiancao and have Taoist priesthood only if they have received the Dharma.If you have not received the talisman and received the post, you have no right to send gods to serve ghosts.Taoist priests who have the position of Taoism can only receive the blessings of the gods in order to receive the blessings of the gods in the chapters of their Zhaijiao. Otherwise, the Zhaizi chapters are invalid.In fact, it is a professional certificate.

There are a total of 24 secret scriptures handed down by the Tianshi Mansion.

The old temple master has several clever little disciples who are going to receive the talisman. Naturally, he should be more polite to the people of the Tianshi mansion: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, all Taoist masters have traveled so far, and the poor have never greeted them. I am ashamed, ashamed."

Who would have expected that the people in Tianshi's mansion would change their previous arrogance and praise him respectfully and courteously: "How dare you work hard for the elders?"

"How is the old man?"

"The old real man has white hair and a childlike face, and moves like a fairy. He is really amiable and respectable."

The old temple master understood with a click that these little things were asking me for something, so he smiled calmly and was polite to them.

(omit the [-]-word polite words)

Zhang Liuyu said: "Speaking out, I am afraid that the old man will laugh at me. My nephew Yuan Ji, although he is a celestial master, is a little restless. He wants to go to the capital to pay homage to the Holy One. He also heard that His Royal Highness King Tan is a believer in Taoism. I have introduced His Royal Highness King Ying as a close friend, and I have been friends with you for a long time. Today, I am specially sent to send a letter. I am afraid that it will be inconvenient to visit the door rashly, so I ask the old angel to make things up for you. To complete this matter is a beautiful story in my Taoism through the ages .”

The old temple master nodded with a smile: "That's right, King Tan is eating, I'll talk about it after he has eaten."

Zhang Liuyu was overjoyed, they came after watching King Tan enter the Chijian Baiyun Temple, they thought the old Taoist would hide it, but they didn't expect to say it so simply.

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