Picking up soap in a harmonious world

"Shut up, it's getting late, if you don't go to the celebration banquet, you will... ah ah..." The other voice seemed to be forced by a sudden and violent movement, and the ending sound with a sweet and greasy panting was raised several degrees.

"It doesn't matter if you don't go to that kind of occasion, Yin'er...be more careful, ah...it's so cool..." Accompanied by a rhythmic banging sound, the two uttered a long moan at the same time, straight to the side squatting in a corner to steal I heard goosebumps all over my body.

I hesitated for a while, but finally couldn't hold back my curiosity and leaned forward.

The garden at night benefited from the brilliance of the bright lights not far away, and it seemed to be well-lit. I cautiously took a light step and poked my head out of the leafy bushes.

I saw two figures lying on the ground, hugging each other inextricably, panting from time to time. The figure above had a tall and graceful figure, with long hair messily scattered on the shoulders and waist, and his whole body was full of scars. There was a wild and unruly breath, and the man below raised his neck high, with the corners of his lips half-opened, as crisp as a dying swan, and the light and shadow intertwined in his half-closed eyelids, full of allure.

Due to the relationship between the light and the angle, the handsome face of the man below was completely exposed to my sight, and it was undoubtedly Xiao Shaoyin.

Although the face of the person above is somewhat blurred, there is no need to think too much, he is definitely Xiao Shaochu!

Tsk tsk, it turns out that these two people didn't attend the celebration banquet in time not to slap their face, but to do something they love... However, this seat selection is too high-powered, and I actually ran into it in Gongfang...

Just as I was watching with relish, I suddenly felt my shoulders sinking. When I turned my head, Siwa's expressionless face was facing me. It seemed that he had been standing there for quite a while.

I looked at him silently for a while, and finally took his hand and left in embarrassment.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I returned to Weiyang Hall, the "duo cheating love" came back.

When the platoon of generals in silver armor saw Xiao Shaochu, they all showed excited expressions as if they had taken a stimulant, which was in stark contrast to the stern expression just now that refused to be seen thousands of miles away.

Xiao Shaochu, who I hadn't seen for two months, appeared majestically in the Weiyang Palace in a black soft armor, and the person walking with him was the owner of the face I met not long ago——Xiao Shaoyin.

Both of them are neatly dressed, with dignified accessories. Xiao Shaochu even wore a Huajian around his waist. No one can see that they were still having sex 10 minutes ago. It is the best of speed and passion. explain.

But rather than being amazed by the efficiency of these two, what I care more about is that the second baby can bring a sharp weapon into the palace? !

It seems that the security inspection work in the palace is not in place... find a good time to rectify it.

As soon as the eldest baby and the second baby entered the palace, they saluted the high-ranking fourth baby as a monarch and minister, but they ignored me who was sitting next to Xiao Shaochou.

Short oil, not bad, you are such a dick, did your dead dad make it?

At this moment, everyone in the hall, including Taifu Yao who has always supported me, did not dare to speak out, and even the dancers retreated to the second line one after another, leaving only the large open space in the center of the banquet and the scene of complete silence.

Seeing that they were seated separately, I took out the celebration lines I had prepared in advance and recited them word for word.

However, as soon as the lines were recited, Erwa couldn't wait to interrupt me: "Wang Wei is a brilliant writer, and everyone present knows it, so let's not say a few words on the scene! This king doesn't have the time to listen to some of these!"

"Then according to the opinion of the King of Chu?"

Xiao Shaochu raised his eyebrows, there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, and a complacent expression appeared in his eyes.

As soon as I saw him like this, the alarm bells went off in my heart.

"This king has been abroad with the army since he was a child. He has experienced countless battles and battles. He is also used to seeing the scenery outside the Great Wall. Although the barbarians abroad are not civilized, they also have a special customs, especially the mellow wine and exotic beauties. ah!"

While talking, Xiao Shaochu shook his head with a look of fascination.

Oops!

This guy is too pretentious. I just came back from the border where the birds don’t shit. It’s incredible that I didn’t go to spend time and drink. I don’t believe that you love that land so deeply!

However, hearing him talk about it, I suddenly touched the side of this guy's abacus.

The original owner of my body is a genuine ancient literary youth, the one who loves reciting poems and fighting against flowers before the moon and moon, and shed a few tears by the way. To have a benign effect on it, he is eager to wander on foot just like the idle rich second generation of the modern era.

He yearns for a life of poverty and luxury, especially for the days outside the Great Wall where alpacas run wild in the wind and sand, always talking about my love in the boundless world, looking for his soul mate with his melancholy eyes, so in the end , he locked his eyes on his compatriot brother Xiao Shaochu who has been wandering outside the Great Wall, so I am not so surprised.

After Xiao Shaowei's long-term entanglement, Xiao Shaochu is of course very familiar with his younger brother's wonderful life pursuit, and now it is mentioned in the public, and it is self-evident for what reason.

"Oh...is it really that good?" I pretended to be very interested, and said happily.

Xiao Shaochu was obviously very satisfied with my performance, his eyebrows were full of color, "This king brought back countless spirits during this battle, but beauties are harder to find than good wine. This king only brought back dozens of people for today's celebration banquet. They specially arranged some dance music for everyone present!"

After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands, and then, a row of foreign girls with high noses, deep eyes, and curvy figures filed in from the entrance of the Central Palace, and a melodious sound of huqin also sounded in response to the scene.

I'm making a big fuss!

Are the guards in front of the door eating Xiang? !Let people in without notification? !

What happened to the captain of the Forbidden Army who was involved in security work in the palace?

Damn!If this continues, is it the rhythm of forcing the palace?

In the huge Weiyang Hall, several beauties are dancing, those beautiful and deep faces and those white naked calves are constantly spinning in the dim candlelight, dazzled everyone's eyes, and also shaken the hearts that are ready to move .

It is indeed extremely charming, but unfortunately... I like men!

After the song ended, the group of dancers lined up in three neat rows, as if waiting for some instructions.

"How does King Wei feel?"

I thought that Xiao Shao made this fuss in order to show off his rights in front of the ministers, and to demonstrate to me, but from the current point of view, I still underestimated the other party, it seems that he is not over yet.

"It's not bad, that's it..." I honestly commented that I didn't deliberately slap the face, and it was indeed not very attractive. In addition to the advantage of being neat, the dance moves were too simple and boring.

Unexpectedly, facing my provocative tone, Xiao Shaochu did not lose his mind. Instead, he smiled calmly and said, "Oh? His Royal Highness Wei doesn't like it? This makes me a little regretful. If everyone likes it and His Royal Highness King Duduwei doesn't like it, wouldn't everyone say that I, the King of Chu, is not sincere when it gets out?"

When he said this, he paused, his eyes swept away from my face, and then fell on the tallest and most beautiful girl among the group of dancers.

"I heard that His Royal Highness Prince Wei loves sword dancing the most on weekdays. He must have a special liking for sword dancing. Among this group of dancers, there is one who is the best at sword dancing. Even No. 1 soldier Chen Anqi praised her sword dancing. I can’t stop talking, I wonder if His Royal Highness King Wei would like to take a look?”

Hehe, I'm not an idiot, you can just jump if you say so?

Sword dance or something, isn't it planning to make an assassination by mistake?

"Hehe...how can you be so embarrassing, I think it's getting late, and His Majesty's eyes are tired, why don't we make an appointment at another time?" I pretended to be unwell, and rejected the other party's proposal.

"What? Could it be that His Royal Highness Prince Wei is worried about this king, worried that she will be instructed to assassinate you?"

When Xiao Shao first saw that I was half standing up, he immediately shouted at me and asked.

Being under such a general position by Erwa, I was immediately on the verge of riding a tiger. If I really left without hesitation under the eyes of everyone, it would be tantamount to destroying all the prestige I have worked so hard to accumulate. I was slapped in the face, but most of the courtiers still feel that with my qualifications, I can grow to such an extent that it has exceeded expectations. In fact, the regent king, so although most people are optimistic about the first baby and the second baby, they did not choose the direction of the wind overwhelmingly.

But... If you shrink back at this juncture, it is tantamount to implying everyone that I am the soft bastard who can be manipulated by others, and the fourth child is the unsupportable fool. The direction of the political party's choice is clearly visible, so there is no need to waste time on me up.

I sighed, deeply feeling that this crooked official career is not suitable for me.

But fortunately, I also have my cards in the hole, so let's accept this challenge for the time being.

I sat down slowly again, looked directly at the other party, and replied with a slight smile: "Since the king of Chu is so kind, then I have no choice but to be disrespectful."

Xiao Shaochu raised his sword eyebrows, his expression seemed a little surprised.

But, very soon, he showed the first Chu Er expression as if everything was under control, he evoked a wicked smile, clapped his hands, and the dancer from before came out more and more.

Afterwards, he untied the sword from his waist that I had always been very concerned about, and handed it to the dancer: "Go, dance a song "The Long Pavilion of Autumn Water" for His Royal Highness the Prince Regent of the Xiao Kingdom."

The dancer girl didn't know whether she was too nervous or excited, but her steady figure trembled, and the sword she was holding trembled accordingly.

Xiao Shaochu lifted up the other party's strands of blue hair without paying attention, and stared at the dancer with affectionate eyes, but the words he said were horrifying: "If the dance is not good, His Royal Highness the regent's interest will be swept away. The king can't spare you!"