Picking up soap in a harmonious world

Who can tell me why this guy is squatting here.

It took a few minutes for my brain to react, "You... when did you squat here?"

Xiao Shaochou blinked, and remained silent as always.

I stared at him silently for a while, finally sighed in compromise, squatted down to meet his gaze, "Your Majesty, are you lost, I'll take you back, okay?"

Hearing this, Siwa didn't say anything, and even looked away from me.

I'm convex!

Am I so annoying?Didn't Taifu Yao say that although this guy has a sick head, he still has the ability to speak? How come I haven't heard a word from him since I was in this world, like a squib!

If the other party is purely unconscious, or unable to speak due to conditions, I can still understand, but this guy's expression is always a calm and calm face, and there is always a faint sense of sarcasm in his eyes. Like this!

Look, this expression and posture are so cold!How can it be related to the symptoms of sluggish eyes and saliva in the mouth?

"...Don't play dumb with me! I've seen through you!"

"Your Majesty, why give up the treatment? If you continue to pretend, will it help you and me?"

"I can't see it... You hide your strengths and bide your time. Is it a plan to make others look down on you and make a comeback? I can tell you that this is impossible!"

"Xiao Shaochou, can you die if you speak human words?!"

"..."

In the autumn water promenade, falling flowers become fragrant. In this beautiful scenery, I communicated with a brain-dead teenager talking to himself for half an hour. Even I couldn't help but be moved by this persistent and hard-working spirit.

In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, and in a fit of anger, I forcibly hugged the other party, "Since you still don't plan to form an alliance with me and don't make any representations, then you have to follow my way, my lord. "

Xiao Shaochou's light weight and bony features instantly gave me a familiar sense of time and space chaos, and a bony and plain face involuntarily appeared in my mind.

For some reason, the frequency of thinking about Han Boss has increased greatly recently. What is even more strange is that when I think of Han Boss, my mood is inexplicably depressed. Compared with the anxiety and dissatisfaction with him at the beginning, my emotions towards him now It is complicated and unspeakable, and it can no longer be simply attributed to a virtual character's favor strategy.

No, stop, stop, no matter how Xiao Shaochou looks like Han Cho, he won't be him, I still need to do every step of my homework with peace of mind.

As soon as the fourth baby got on me, she struggled in various ways, and the quiet and obedient appearance just now collapsed and disappeared.

Damn it!

"Hey, don't go too far, the celebration banquet is about to start, where do you want to go?! By the way, brother will also help you escape from the bad guy's... tiger..."

Before I finished speaking, my face was slapped, "... mouth..."

Because I was afraid of hurting my eyes, I subconsciously raised my hand to cover it, but the strength of the remaining hand was completely unable to suppress the other party. This relaxation caused Xiao Shaochou to fall to the ground.

I slowly put down my hand, looked at the red silk stained on the other's sharp nails, and immediately felt that the sting on the face became hot.

Xiao Shaochou didn't have much strength, but this fierce scratch still made my face sullen.

The other party seemed to know that he had succeeded in one fell swoop, and no longer struggled, but just looked at me quietly, as if waiting for something.

I took a deep breath, strongly restrained my urge to run away, and calmly pulled up the opponent who accidentally fell to the ground.

Ignoring the figure of the other party who started to struggle again, he clamped his arm forcefully, forcing his tightly clenched palm to open.

The other party's soft palm was dirty, and there was a row of long sharp armor on the ten thin fingers, which looked almost against the sky, and it looked a little scary at first glance.

Look carefully, but some people feel sad.

The tops of the nails are all irregular shapes, and none of them are smooth and smooth.

I sighed, took the other person's hand, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty, your nails are too long. I'll cut them for you when you get back."

The other party blinked, as if wondering why I didn't retaliate.

This pure and innocent reaction made me instantly withdraw my previous speculation that the other party was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

Well, I have to show some sincerity when dealing with this kind of special children, and I can no longer dislike the kindergarten teacher's way, "... um, a small reward..."

When I opened my mouth, I subconsciously stopped.

Small pay, small raise.

This is such a familiar sense of confusion that I had to call it another name to distinguish it.

"Ah Chou... come, let's go with my brother."

When Xiao Shaochou heard me calling 'Ahchou', his aggressive pupils shrank, and he stopped his resistance.

I didn't urge him either, I just stretched out my hand silently.

He stood in a daze for a while, and tentatively put his hand up.

With a little effort, I picked him up again.

He struggled slightly for a while, then quickly calmed down.

In the winding corridor, the young man's soft shaggy hair gently touched my cheek back and forth as it swayed. It was quiet and moving, accompanied by the warm sun, which suddenly softened my heart.

After my hard work, I finally found the little emperor's dormitory.

Pushing open the door that is worth a lot of money at first glance, the furnishings inside are completely resplendent, but it is a pity that the doors and windows are closed and the light is dim, which makes people feel cold.

In addition, there was a faint strange smell floating in the air, like the smell of damp clothes mixed with unknown incense, what's more, it seemed to be mixed with a rotting smell of death, although the smell was not good. On the strong, but not too good smell.

I frowned, and found the manicure scissors beside the dusty vase, put Xiao Shaochou on the chair, squatted down, grabbed his claws and started cutting, which is no more convenient than modern nail scissors, here After cutting, it will be smoothed slowly.

From the beginning to the end, instead of resisting, the other party obediently stretched out the other hand to cut it.

It seems that this favorability has finally been brushed by me.

Tears... This guy is too difficult to serve. Could it be that the next step to deepen the friendship is to help him wash his feet or something? !

This strategy is simply too much!

After cutting the nails, I tried to hold each other's hand and visit his bedroom.

As a result, this guy kept looking at his hands, unable to live or die.

I had no choice but to resign myself to picking him up again, and slowly walked into the bedroom separated by a screen.

As soon as I entered the cubicle, the disgusting smell from just now rushed straight into my nostrils, forcing me to push the screen away.

"What the hell is this? It's making me sick!" I said, looking around.

Then, the beautifully embroidered but extremely dirty mattress came into my sight. I walked up it hesitantly and touched it with my hand, but it was slippery and sticky.

I opened my eyes wide in disbelief, and couldn't help but increase my strength in hugging Xiao Shaochou's hand.

It's really disgusting, I absolutely want one, one, change, get rid of these close palace servants!

At this time, I suddenly felt a slight movement from my chest. I looked down and saw that Xiao Shaochou was pulling at my clothes, struggling to jump off.

I put him down gently, and solemnly said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely rescue you from this dark life! Tomorrow, no, today I will move in to take care of you."

The fourth baby turned a blind eye to my loving words, and ran to the edge of the bed, not knowing what to do.

Thinking of the exchange just now, I suddenly changed my mind and said: "Chou, come here, this place is simply uninhabitable. My brother will take you to live in a mansion, eat big meals, and wear famous brands!"

Sure enough, the fourth baby responded to my address of "Ah Choo", but he just turned his head and glanced at me, and then continued to toss under the bed. I was about to step forward to dissuade him, but the other party dragged me out from under the bed. A black box that is not cold in winter.

At the same time, a more violent smell of nausea hit my nostrils, and I almost couldn't hold back and threw up again.

After a while, I tried my best to ask: "Ah Shou... what is this...?"

He continued to uphold the rule that silence is golden, and once again ignored my words. After opening the box with his hands, I couldn't help being dumbfounded again.

I saw various animal 'specimens' placed in the box, including wild cats, mice, frogs, spiders, cockroaches, butterflies... But this is not the most curious thing, the most curious thing is that those specimens have no All the limbs of one exception were dissected cruelly, and even the smallest bug was torn to pieces. That’s all. At most, I think this person is disgusting and boring. It really terrifies me. However, these remains were all sorted and arranged by him one by one, and the things that should be bloody and bloody were summarized in an orderly and neat manner.

Xiao Shaochou moved slowly and carefully pushed the box to my feet, his eyes were brighter than ever, and my heart gradually became cold from this brightness.

"…for you……"

Unexpectedly, the first time Siwa spoke was in this situation.

Probably, he thinks that 'good things' should be shared with 'good friends'?

So, why don't you give me something like presenting a treasure?

But... I don't want this thing at all!fall!

Not only was there no surprise, but she was also extremely disgusted!

The contrast between the other party's clear and innocent eyes and the box of glaring corpses was very strong, and a suppressed feeling of sickness and violence emerged spontaneously. I couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the box down.

The messy, disgusting pieces of meat and stumps were scattered all over the ground in an instant.

Xiao Shaochou was stunned, and his bright eyes also froze.

I picked him up and ordered in an unquestionable tone: "You don't touch this thing in the future, don't do these disgusting things, it will dirty you."

Xiao Shaochou stared at the mess on the ground intently. Facing my control, he neither struggled nor scratched anyone. The expression on his face was still calm, and there was no trace of anger or dissatisfaction.

"Also, from tomorrow onwards, I will take care of you personally. I will discipline you one by one, from the big to the government affairs, to the small to internal urgency!"