Picking up soap in a harmonious world

This dance song called "The Long Pavilion of Autumn Water" is very famous in the country of Xiao. Go to the border to defend the country, and then bid farewell to the pregnant wife outside the long pavilion. The background of the war is sad and lonely every autumn, and all kinds of sorrows and sorrows. bad news.

This dance music is considered novel in this era, and it also portrays realism with connotation, and the tune is ups and downs. It has always been favored by people from all over the world.

As a senior literary youth, the original owner is naturally very familiar with this dance music. Judging from his current memory, he has seen no less than a dozen versions of this dance music, including the adapted opera.

But... this is the first time I've heard of the Sword Dance version of "The Long Pavilion of Autumn Water".

After all, is Xiao Shaochu planning to mess with Mao? !

I don't believe that he did it for a weird reason to promote cultural exchanges!

As the melodious huqin sounded again, the dancing girl came forward gracefully, waving the hand holding the sword handle softly and feebly. The beginning of the song was about the young woman who lost her husband in the long pavilion recalling that she had just died last year. The love between husband and wife is beautiful when they get married, the action is slow and leisurely, and the rhythm is flat and boring.

I took time to glance at Siwa, and saw that he was staring intently at the beautiful dancer, his attentive appearance was completely different from his usual expression when he was in a daze.

It's rare... this guy didn't fall asleep.

When I pulled my gaze back again, the rhythm of the huqin changed suddenly, from slow like a drizzle to fast like a torrential rain, and the dancer's figure like a weak willow supporting the wind also vibrated and straightened Like pines and cypresses.

She stepped on the rhythm, twirled, danced, drew the sword, and unsheathed it. The blade of the sword was accompanied by a high-pitched sound, and finally revealed its cold light.

The song reached its climax, in order to defend the country, the soldier and many compatriots in the same situation as him fought against the enemy in the frontier!

Generals die in a hundred battles, and strong men return for ten years!

Look dead!

The sound of the huqin became faster and faster, the figure of the dancer kept spinning, and the sword light in her hand also emitted silver lights one after another, like a silver ribbon dancing with the wind, wrapping her whole body in it , it’s incredibly fast and also unimaginably flexible, is this a sword or light?

Until now, I was a little surprised. If I hadn't been baptized by the cultivation ability in the previous world and seen more unreasonable scenes, I am afraid that my expression is as stunned as everyone present.

The dancer kept spinning, spinning, following the ever-accelerating rhythm...

Wait...how is she walking towards me? !

In my bewildered eyes, the dancer came to me.

I should be full of joy when a beautiful woman throws herself into my arms, but firstly, this beautiful woman repels my opposite sex, and secondly, this beautiful woman has thorns all over her body, if she is not careful, she will be pierced through a hole!

In fact, the dancer's distance has exceeded the safe range, she is very close to me, but the sword is enough to offset the distance!

Every time she spins, she leaves a cold light on the tip of my nose, and it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a hair's breadth away.

Whether this was intentional or unintentional, I don't want to say more.

However, it is too late to escape now.

This situation is equivalent to a sword hanging above my head. Naturally, I dare not divert my attention, but I still pay attention to the left and right from the corner of my eye.

I saw that Xiao Shaochou was still calm and calm, while Taifu Yao was watching his heart with his eyes and nose. It seemed that he didn't intend to help me anymore.

Heh, Xiao Shaochu really planned to force the palace? !

After calmly sorting out the details, I finally had to look at Xiao Shaochu with admiration.

The lateness at the beginning was indeed a slap in the face, but this slap in the face was not aimed at me, but several officials present - without reporting, they brought unidentified dancers into the palace without authorization, and even performed in front of the emperor. Can anyone do it? !Lieutenant of the Forbidden Army?Palace guard?Even the eunuch who notified him was intimidated by Xiao Shaochu. Compared with the regent who couldn't even guarantee his personal safety, this choice was too obvious.

Afterwards, the dancers were the ones who were going to attack me.

Xiao Shaochu planned to bring weapons to the hall, and asked the dancer to shake a sharp sword in front of me. If I suspected fraud and refused to watch, he would block me with the lines he had prepared in advance. Without foreshadowing, if I back down, all the previous hard work will be in vain, and the political parties that originally thought of supporting me will also abandon their dark side and turn to the bright side. At this time, there is no need for the dancer to take action, and he has achieved his goal.

If I agree, he will let the dancer approach me and tell me with that sharp sword - don't think that you are great as the regent, you have a sharp knife on your head at any time!By the way, appreciate how I yelled in a gaffe or shivered and swallowed humiliation when my life was threatened.

The best situation is just that I resisted to "watch" without changing my face, but my prestige as the regent is still difficult to establish.

Of course, it does not rule out the possibility that the other party really wants to kill me with a sword, but establishing a political power in a way such as a blood-splattered celebration banquet will have a great impact on his reputation. If he is willing to exchange, it is estimated that the first emperor It was reversed when I just kicked my legs, and it would never be my turn to cross over and chatter with him for so long.

Jian Guang approached more and more densely. At this moment, I felt the chill even on my eyebrows.

I tried my best not to move, this was clearly a gamble and contest, I bet he wouldn't dare to do anything to me!

That dancer girl is not an ordinary woman either, she fiercely spun nearly a hundred figures without pausing, I just watched the sword pointing straight to the tip of my nose, and then coming under my eyelids, I watched calmly She, who knows, in the end it was the huqin player who couldn't hold on, and the rhythm gradually slowed down under the continuous crit attacks.

The melody has reached the final memory kill, and the woman sighed in tears in the Changting Pavilion. At this time last year, the geese in the autumn water were reluctantly parting, and now their eyes are full of sadness and empty thoughts.

The poor riverside has no fixed bones, still the person in the spring girl's dream!

The upright figure of the dancer girl seemed to be infected with this kind of melancholy, and she was as delicate and graceful as she was at the beginning. She gently withdrew her footsteps and tilted her head back, wanting to take back the point at which she was pointing at the moment. The sword between my brows.

I reckoned that she was pointing her sword at me for the last time, tsk tsk, come whenever you want, leave whenever you want?

How can there be such a cheap thing?

At this juncture, I pretended to turn my head slightly inadvertently, and in an instant, the sword edge made a small cut between my eyebrows.

The dancer girl's beautiful eyes that have been calm from beginning to end suddenly showed fear, and her body, which had not lost balance even after spinning a hundred movements, trembled violently at this moment, and staggered back a few steps as if uncontrollably .

"Bold, how did you dance? You actually hurt His Royal Highness King Wei!" A voice full of anger sounded immediately, and I looked up, yo, the second baby looks even more indignant than me, the sufferer!

It's really... easy to do!

It seems that it is necessary for my brother to let Nai understand the true meaning of "do not die, do not die".

"What use is there to keep you for such an inexperienced maiko? Someone break her hands and feet, and she won't be cured within a month, so she can be punished!" Xiao Shaochu is still doing it!

I couldn't bear it and shouted loudly:

"No!"

"Second brother! Don't—"

Hey, what a double accent!

I turned my head and saw that Xiao Shaoyin was standing up with disapproval on his face, looking at... what? !Actually looked at me? !

Sure enough, he turned his face and spoke in my direction, and he really, really, yes, I, opened, shot,——

"His Royal Highness Wei, please forgive my offensive words. Although this dancer made a mistake first, she didn't mean it. For the sake of her amazing talent and being a weak girl, please forgive her this time."

Fuck a big MB!

Grandma is a bear, she is too blind!

These righteous words, this natural tone, almost made me crazy to think that I had transmigrated into Xiao Shaochu at that moment.

I feel that it is impossible to communicate with the other party with the frequency of my own brain, so I simply replied.

Xiao Shaoyin frowned, and when he was about to say something more, Xiao Shaochu interrupted him: "I'm really sorry, this king is incapable of discipline, let this bitch spoil the interest of His Royal Highness Wei, and I will send you off later." How about some of your highly skilled maiko as compensation?"

Are you going to withdraw after bullying enough?This is not the rules of the game.

I smiled slightly and replied: "I have deeply felt the sincerity of the King of Chu. The skill of the dancer just now is by no means unfamiliar as the prince said... In my opinion, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as miraculous." , As for this flesh injury, I accidentally bumped into it, and it has nothing to do with her."

"Oh...so that's how it is. Since King Wei showed great mercy, then I will spare her for now."

Hehe, I'll spare her, but I don't want to spare you, Erwa!

"The sword dance of the Autumn Water Changting Pavilion really opened my eyes and gave me a lot of inspiration. Just now, I also came up with a set of sword dances of the Autumn Water Changting Pavilion. I am planning to ask His Royal Highness Chu Wang to help me see it!"

Xiao Shaochu was stunned for a moment, obviously unable to react, I guess he should be spitting in his heart at this time, you snake spirit!Can't you see that I'm threatening you? He actually came to me for an art exchange, who the fuck!

This scene immediately coincided with my situation not long ago.

The difference is that Xiao Shaochu is much more confident than I am. If he really uses the weather to escape, I really have nothing to do with him, but... From my point of view, this guy is super confident in himself and very proud , getting cold feet is not his style.

Sure enough, the next moment Yu'er took the bait: "Oh? Since His Royal Highness King Wei has kindly invited you, I'd rather obey than respect."

I rolled up my sleeves and strode down the seat without any burden.

After all this fuss, the celebration banquet reached its peak of ups and downs. All the ministers silently maintained the virtue of being silent bystanders and did not dare to obstruct it in the slightest.

When I took the sword handed by the dancer girl, I showed an extremely wretched smile, and the sword body, as clear as autumn water, reflected Xiao Shaowei's face that should have been gentle and handsome, but now turned into an incomparably ferocious face .

Hahaha, I'm finally going to counterattack!Let's show off, Sword Soul Slash!

... Hehe, sword soul cut or something, just listen to it.

In fact, one of the reasons why I am so confident is none other than the spiritual power that I will get by chance in the previous world.

When I first entered this world, because of the useless body, I stayed in bed all day long and was tortured by pain. I had no time to take care of other things, and I never found that my spiritual power followed and stationed in this body.

Until my wounds were almost healed, the imperial doctors suggested to recuperate my body one after another. The course of treatment included medical conditioning and meridian dredging. It is comparable to my attainments in this area. After being baptized in the cultivation world, I have a very sufficient understanding of the meridians of the human body. After all, if people in the normal world want to understand the meridians of the human body, they can only use previous experience and a kind of "intent". In other words, the intuition is based on "seeing", and because of my practice, I intuitively feel the direction of the meridians, which is based on "touching" and "feeling", which is naturally more accurate than the former understanding many.

Therefore, I rejected the imperial doctor's proposal to dredge my meridians, and then secretly adjusted for myself based on the knowledge I learned from the previous world.

Unexpectedly, after this attempt, I immediately noticed the spiritual power in me. In ecstasy, I immediately performed a spiritual root test on this body, but it is a pity that this body has no spiritual energy at all, let alone spiritual power. It's nothing, it's not even as good as a normal person, if measured by the standards of the cultivation world, it's a piece of rubbish.

However, if this world is used as a standard, even if I cannot exert most of my mental power due to physical limitations, what I currently have is enough to run rampant here.

More than two months of recuperation and training have successfully turned this body from a weak body that cannot be easily attacked to a top expert in the eyes of these people.

When I held the sword in my hand, the faces of several generals sitting beside Xiao Shaochu tensed at the same time, and moved closer to Xiao Shaochu intentionally or unintentionally, forming a tight protective circle.

I chuckled, turned my head and said to the luthier who was sitting blankly beside me, "It's time to start!"

The tune sounded long and leisurely, and the prelude was as slow and flat as before.

I imitated the steps of the dancer just now, walked slowly and waved the sword lightly.

"Pfft——" The guards beside Xiao Shaochu didn't care what my identity was, as long as I was an enemy of their lord, they wouldn't miss a chance to ridicule and strike me.

I continued calmly, until the music style suddenly changed and the fierce rhythm hit like a storm, then I calmly put away my sword posture, straightened my waist and straightened my legs.

Afterwards, I concentrated on my energy, and slowly swung the sword out.

My movements were extremely slow, but the blade was divided into several afterimages.

This is a set of basic swordsmanship in Wanfazong. The movements are very similar to the Tai Chi sword dance performed by the square dancing aunts, but this set of movements seems slow and harmless because of the energy pulse, but in fact there is no flaw, especially It is a phantom where the virtual and the real are handed over, and the visual effect is awesome.

The pianist didn't know whether it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but he played faster and faster, beyond the original rhythm. I thought I couldn't let the other party lead me away, so I became more focused and tried my best to let the sword swing more. There are a few afterimages.

In the end, if he didn't pay attention, the rolled-up cuffs couldn't resist the impact of the air around his body, and suddenly swelled and broke free. The wide sleeves immediately lifted up, and even the hair behind him floated up.

Immediately I became black lined, probably my appearance was a bit messy and magical in the wind, otherwise it was because one or two of Mao had a big mouth, and his eyeballs were about to pop out.

Fortunately, the performer was not affected by it, and kept the tragic momentum of the big pig and the little pig howling to the ground. He played continuously without stopping. I guess the other party hoped that I could spin a hundred times like the dancer just now. Come on, but this is absolutely impossible. After all, as a powerful old man, I am too inappropriate for spinning and dancing, and I am blind when I dance.

In the end, the tune finally reached the end, and gradually returned to the gentle situation. I also put away the Tai Chi sword dance, and returned to the original monotony. I glanced at Xiao Shaochu who was not far away, and saw him He was looking at me intently, with unpredictable expressions on his face, and he couldn't tell what his emotions were, while the guards around him looked relieved. It's not hard to guess that these people originally thought that I would follow that example. The dancer, using the cover of the most intense tune, approached Xiao Shaochu.

The melody gradually changed from strong to weak, and when it was about to stop abruptly, I smiled slightly, jumped up suddenly, and swung a sword at Xiao Shaochu with absolute speed, but in a blink of an eye, the sword pointed directly between his eyebrows .

The guards around him couldn't block it in time, let alone complete a defensive reaction. After a stalemate for several seconds, they showed vigilance as if they had just woken up from a dream.

But what is the use, the sword is already hanging over their lord.

I ignored the fierceness in the other party's eyes, and smiled directly: "Such a strong-willed woman, when she learned about her husband-in-law, I think what she was thinking in her heart was not sorrow or self-pity, but that it would destroy her. The enemy of the country will be stabbed to death with a single sword!"

Xiao Shaochu was silent.

After I pretended to sigh, I continued: "This really makes people feel sad. If there is no king of Chu and all the soldiers who fought the enemy bravely in Xiao Guo, I am afraid that it will be like this "Autumn Water Pavilion". Now it’s the same as singing and dancing, peace and prosperity for the country and the people?”

"His Royal Highness Chu, I wonder if you think this dance is correct?"

Facing the sword that had been pointing at him motionless, Xiao Shaochu held back for a long time before he could say "OK".

I nodded in satisfaction, turning a blind eye to all kinds of gazes from around me, and after enjoying the sense of accomplishment for a while, I finally withdrew my sword slowly and slashed between his eyebrows.

"What are you doing?!" A military general next to him, who looked like a big three and five thick, stood up and yelled at me, and then another general also said in a strange way, "Could it be that you want to assassinate His Highness the King of Chu?"

I pretended to be surprised and stared at the two of them, then as if I realized something, I sneered and said, "It seems that His Royal Highness Chu misunderstood me quite a bit. Misunderstood as an assassination by your followers? Could it be that you pushed others' belly with your own heart?"

With a livid face, Xiao Shaochu stopped the two people next to him who wanted to argue again, and after glaring at me fiercely, he stood up first and left in a huff.

I smiled and lit the wax for Xiao Shaochu's two loyal generals.

In this bloodless confrontation, I have the complete upper hand.

Xiao Shaochu wanted to intimidate me by force, but he was intimidated by me. He wanted to use me to gain power in front of the officials, but he was slapped in the face. What was even more painful was that before I was told by him, "Maybe King Wei is worried about being assassinated" Forced, I had no choice but to accept the other party's provocation, but as a result, the whole murderous dance ended, and I didn't lose my composure once.

What about him?It was just such a light swipe, and a layer of skin was torn. Immediately, someone beside him jumped and shouted about assassination, tsk tsk, this demeanor can be described as outstanding.

Seeing his concubine leaving angrily, Xiao Shaoyin also hurriedly chased him out.

As soon as the two left, the generals present and people from Xiao Shaoyin's faction all stood up and said goodbye. I announced the end of the banquet with a smile on my face. After avoiding Taifu Yao intentionally or unintentionally, I drove back to the residence with Siwa .