Mother of God, your sister

There is no psychological gap to become poor!

Wujing, a brain-dead fan, was immediately moved, and in an instant, he made up a series of male gods who were seriously injured (...), dying (...), and jj (...) while fighting against monsters, but reluctantly put the last Leave a bite of food for your noble sentiments!

Ah, my male god is so pure, kind and delicate, just as beautiful as a white lotus!Brain-dead fan Sha Wujing's children's shoes were so moved by his own brain power that he almost burst into tears!

The so-called most loyal and hardcore group of brain-dead fans want to ignore the current appalling image of their idols, and then keep amplifying the perfect places in their brain supplements, and mercilessly killing the shortcomings!

This is the real brain-dead fan.

All right. ←_←

Look at the duo of Tang Seng + Xiaobailong who are always being taken away.

As a young man with ideals, ambitions and vigor, Monster A has always carried out his professional ethics to the extreme.

The image must be dark and cold; the cave must be bloody; the younger brother must be grotesque.

In the middle of the cave, a big pot is also a must.

Monster A stood domineeringly beside the cauldron, behind him were the tightly bound hostages, Tang Seng and Ao Yu.

Surrounded by a group of monsters with green eyes, hungry and thirsty... Eh, little monsters with dull faces?

Monster A was also a little dumbfounded. He stared straight at his feet and crawled to his feet, yelling "Kill me quickly, I don't want to live anymore."

Tang Seng looked at the scene in front of him with no surprise on his face. Even though he was tightly tied up, he still looked very calm. He even held the rosary in his hand and said "Amitabha", "Xiaoyu, life is so beautiful, but you always It’s not good or not. As long as you open your heart and look at this world, you will find that there are still many things worth cherishing..."

Tang Seng b1ab1ab1a started an impromptu speech in Monster A's cave, and Ao Yu, who was the party involved, crawled towards the boiling cauldron with a grumpy face.

Since the other end of the rope binding him was tied to a wooden stake, the length of the rope was not long enough for him to climb into the pot, so he could only shield Tang Seng's thoughts while looking at the big man who was close at hand with grief. Pot, it looks like a pair of lovers separated by the monster A and the rope stake!

Monster A and the younger brothers were frightened by such a stretch!

They even feel that the door to a new world has opened towards them...

Little brother B stretched out his hand towards the void in front of him with a dazed face: "Am I dazzled, my mother who died early appeared in front of me... She is waving at me, and there is a river in front of me..."

Little brother C decisively piaed him: "That's the Wangchuan River on Huangquan Road!"

Little brother D also walked towards the front: "Ahahaha, the lover of my dreams is dancing in the garden, why are those flowers all black..."

Little brother e kicked him unconscious with a sad expression on his face: "That's the flower of the other shore, you will be the shore when you turn around, dear!"

Hearing this, Tang Seng looked at his younger brother e with joy: "You are very karmic with the Buddha, this benefactor, and you can get such a high-end and elegant Buddha's prayer at your fingertips!"

At this time, Ao Yu next to him started to make noise again, "Let me die! Let me die!"

Some of the little brothers stopped Ao Yu with enthusiasm (?) and persuaded: "It's better to die than to live!"

Even some younger brothers who are more emotional have already begun to fill in their brains about Ao Yu's search for death and life. This is really touching!

There was chaos in the cave, and Wukong, who came in a hurry, saw such a scene as expected. He calmly reached out and slashed the bear boy Aoyu, and put it on his shoulder, holding the nagging Tang Seng with his right hand, "Master and junior brother are here to disturb you!" Alright, goodbye."

Monster A cupped his hands reflexively and said: "Where is it, walk slowly!"

Just when Wukong was about to walk out of the cave, Monster A finally realized what stupid thing he had done before, and roared angrily: "Monkey King, leave Tang Monk meat behind, and you can take the one next to it!"

Emma, ​​I hope that I will never see that guy in my life—by the monster a who was tossed by Ao Yu's crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.

Wukong turned around and sighed: "If possible, I really don't want to fight with you." Wukong thought he was full of sympathy, and he couldn't bear to attack Monster A who had already been frightened by his master and younger brother Guangbo. do not have!

At the critical moment, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Cihang makes his debut!Applause, flowers!

"Little a," Cihang looked at monster a with compassion, "do you know who the person in front of you is?"

"Ah?" Monster A patted his head, looked Wukong up and down a few times, "Bodhisattva, isn't he Sun Wukong, the bodyguard of the scripture learner?"

Wukong silently put down Aoyu from his shoulders and covered his face.

Sure enough, Cihang continued: "He is the saint of your monster race, the son of Empress Nuwa!"

"…………"

After a while of silence, an earth-shattering scream resounded throughout the mountain.

Wukong helplessly looked at the monster a and the little brothers bcdef who were kneeling in front of him with snot and tears crying for mercy... After so many times, he has gone from being irritable at the beginning to being calm now. The name is to follow him for life!Wukong thought to himself.

Then Cihang started to fool around again: "Do you think you have committed an unforgivable sin?"

A group of monster chickens below nodded like pecking at rice.

Cihang's smile deepened: "Since you know that your sins are serious, why not follow me back to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea and concentrate on cultivating in order to atone for today's sins?"

A group of monsters who thought they had offended the son of the venerated Nuwa saint hurriedly expressed their willingness to go to the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva to repent and atone for their sins.

Wukong looked at senior brother Cihang leading them away with sympathy, and sighed, "My condolences."

Tang Seng looked concerned: "Cihang is such a ghost, I don't know if they can bear it..."

Wukong squinted: "Have you recovered the memory of Jin Chanzi?"

Tang Seng laughed: "Wukong, what are you talking about, why can't I understand it as a teacher? Could this be the generation gap? It's so sad b1ab1ab1a..."

Wukong: "..."

167 Going to the West for Sutras [-]

Lingbao, Cihang kisses you, I love you so much that I want... to kill you,

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For the prehistoric monks whose lives are boring except for cultivation and discussion, the Journey to the West five-member group represented by Jin Chanzi provided them with a lot of talking points along the way, at least they didn’t open their mouths when reminiscing with old friends they haven’t seen for many years Silently, "Your cultivation is b1ab1ab1a...".

Which fairy's greeting when going out to visit is not "Today, have you gone to see Journey to the West?", it will definitely be despised by colleagues, and it will not keep up with the trend of the rapid development of the prehistoric times.

After all, this is an annual drama that is tracked and reported by Tianting Weekly every issue, and the Xuanmen Buddhism Tianting Dragon Clan and various monster races perform in person.

For this reason, Tianting Weekly specially invited Duobao of Tathagata Buddha as a special editor to comment on all kinds of embarrassing things that happened to the five-member group along the way, and to guess the next stop of the five-member group's journey based on Buddhist inside information.Some Journey to the West fans specially stayed at the place predicted by Duobao just to meet their idols, which shows the high popularity of the five-member group.

In the same way, Guanzi Bodhisattva Cihang, who will definitely appear at the last moment in every catastrophe, has also greatly grown in popularity.In the past, Cihang was also very famous, but that was considered "notoriety". The Kunlun Mountain ghost and animal duo is famous far and wide, even overseas scattered people have heard of it.

Just because the popularity of Journey to the West has reached a certain climax, many fans think that Cihang is not a ghost. Haven't he seen that he is so compassionate, and he actually influenced the evil monster and turned into a monster again.Therefore, those rumors in the past must have been slandered by someone who was dissatisfied with Cihang.

The thinking of brain-dead fans is so illogical. There are at least [-] monks who have been killed by Cihang and Lingbao for thousands of years, but Cihang fans just ignore the victims and believe that their idol is as kind as the white lotus. .Since Lingbao is Cihang's senior brother, it can be proved that he is also innocent.

The brainwashing skills of the brain-dead fans must also be praised. Some victims were fooled like this, and suddenly they also had the idea of ​​"Actually, Cihang and Lingbao were just children who were ignorant and pranks, they were not so evil at all" ← ←

Everyone in Kunlun Mountain who has been harming spirit treasures, ghosts and animals for so many years has complicated expressions when they hear these remarks.

Chi Jingzi held Tianting Weekly with a dazed expression on his face. He was dear to his confidant Pipa, but he was targeted by Lingbao, who was separated from his lover, as a thorn in his side, "I, I, I, I, I, I am hallucinating?"

Huang Long looked at him sadly: "Brother, don't run away from reality."

Taiyi, who came back from Heaven specially, choked speechlessly: "I hate reality!"

Yun Zhongzi said in disbelief: "They actually said that Junior Brother Cihang and Junior Brother Lingbao are pure, pure..." He struggled to say the derogatory words that he didn't even know were the previous praise words.

Daoxing burst into tears: "Purity is nothing, the report I read also said that brother Cihang is weak and helping the willows! Nima, I almost don't know the four words weak wind and helping the willows!"

Qingxu touched Daoxing sympathetically, and easily touched the person into her arms, and threw the Tianting Weekly in his hand aside: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here." As a natural black, Qingxu His intelligence quotient in terms of intrigue and trickery is high, which is why he became the only disciple of the three religions to retreat unscathed when facing Lingbao's ghosts and beasts.

Daoxing also didn't care about Qingxu's overstepping behavior as his younger brother, he held Qingxu's sleeve tightly, looked at Qingxu with small eyes blinking: "You must protect me!"

Qingxu smiled inscrutablely, "Don't worry, I will protect you."

Dao Xing get!

After so many years of layout, I finally turned the little white rabbit into my own!At the same time that Qingxu felt apprehensive, he was full of gratitude to Brother Lingbao who "helps others"!

All the senior brothers watching covered their faces one after another, saying yes, you have just stepped out of the tiger's mouth and into the wolf's lair...

Yu Ding picked up the weekly magazine that was thrown aside by Qingxu, thoughtfully: "It is said that this report was compiled by Senior Brother Duobao, could it be that he was psychologically distorted because of a broken relationship, and wanted everyone to understand the pain?"

Yun Zhongzi covered his face: "I see those fans who know Cihang's true face will definitely reorganize their views."

The so-called "Cihang abused me thousands of times, and I treated Cihang like first love" is amazing, it's too cruel!

Senior brother Guang Chengzi's psychological endurance is better than Yun Zhongzi and others. After all, when the original teacher was tired of giving up, he took care of more than a dozen bear children, not to mention Yujie Xuanyuan among them. .Now it's just Cihang alone, so what's the big deal.So Guangchengzi said calmly: "I heard that Lingbao has already gone to the next stop of Journey to the West."

Chi Jingzi's voice trembled unconsciously: "Brother, don't tell me that Lingbao has finally decided to meet Cihang?!"

Guang Chengzi sighed, glanced at everyone present with inexplicable eyes, and nodded.

Huang Long turned pale with shock: "Where is the next stop on Journey to the West? Hurry up and call back the third and fourth generations of disciples of the Three Sects!!!"

Cihang has almost ruined the entire Buddhism by himself, and now adding a Lingbao, it is against the rhythm of the sky.

"It's too late," Qingxu said calmly, "The next stop is Flame Mountain."

Flaming Mountain = Bull Demon King riding the sky, Tieshan, the disciple of Minghe, Honghaier, the third generation disciple of Jiejiao, Nezha, Yang Jiandaji, the third generation disciple of Chanjiao, Yang Chan, the named disciple of Zhenyuanzi, Ao Bing, the nephew of Huanglong...

The immortals were silent for a while.

Among the parties involved, Yuan Zi from Tongtian Minghe Town was not present, and only Taiyi, Huanglong and Yuding could express their views.So in the understanding eyes of the immortals, the three brothers looked at each other and decided tacitly: "Closed the mountain!"

At least until the five members of Journey to the West leave Flame Mountain, Kunlun Mountain will block all communication with the outside world, so that Cihang and Lingbao will not harm them.

Ao Bingyang Jian Nezha Daji who was unfortunately abandoned by his uncle and teacher, I hope you will be willing to withstand the mental attack of the ghost and animal duo←←

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"Why are you here?" Cihang looked at Lingbao with a compassionate smile ver.8 on his face.

Lingbao propped his forehead with his hands, and tremblingly said: "Because I want to see you, I think... I'm going crazy..."

Cihang's smile deepened: "Then what do you want to do with such a murderous intent?"

Lingbao put down his hands, revealing his blood-red eyes, and said with a distorted expression: "I love you so much that I want to kill you!"

"So that's how it is," Cihang understood, "A heart demon, it seems that you are about to kill your body."

Lingbao staggered and stretched out his hand towards Cihang: "I don't think about you day and night..."

Cihang didn't care about the growing murderous intent, followed Lingbao's hand and threw himself into his embrace, sighing: "Me too, those bald heads in Buddhism are really no fun, they will be ruined in no time."

Lingbao's eyes were sometimes sober and sometimes crazy, and he murmured: "So we are made for each other." He leaned over to kiss Cihang, "...?"

Cihang stopped his movement, lowered his head to signal Lingbao's right hand that was about to penetrate his heart, "You want to kill me?"

Lingbao pushed Cihang away violently, holding his head: "I, I..."

"If you want to kill me, do it!" Cihang turned around and flew towards the Flame Mountain.

"Cihang... Cihang!" The memory of Cihang becoming a Buddha alone came back to Lingbao's mind, his eyes were finally completely covered in red, and he chased after Cihang.

True love and killing each other is about to begin, the location is Flame Mountain, I wish the Journey to the West Five and a series of innocent people all the best...

168 Ghost Animal Husband One

Tang Seng, in Ao Yu's heart, relatives are more important than this fake master.

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At this time, the Westward Journey Five, who traveled to the Flame Mountain and were warmly received by the local hosts, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, happened to be playing with Hong Haier, who was looking for Hong Haier along the way. Hey, Ao Bing and his party met, completely unaware of the imminent danger ...

Cihang, who was flying closer and closer to the Flame Mountain, looked back at Lingbao who was chasing after him, and smiled strangely.

"Well," the Bull Demon King, Yang Jian, and Daji suddenly shivered together.

Nezha happened to be sitting between Yang Jian and Daji, blinked in confusion, pulled one's sleeves with one hand and said, "Senior Brother, Senior Sister,"

Iron Fan, who was expecting the arrival of his idol Wu Neng, also glanced at the Bull Demon King with great dissatisfaction: "The guest is still there, what are you doing?"

The Bull Demon King scratched his head and looked around: "Why... I feel a little cold."

Yang Jian and Daji looked at each other when they heard the words. Although they didn't agree with each other, they clearly agreed with their uncle's words.

"Cold?" Hong Haier glanced at his father in surprise, "Daddy, this is the Flame Mountain!"

Ao Bing also nodded and said, "That's right, I'm almost dying of heat!" The Flame Mountain is very hot all year round, and there is no rain for a hundred miles around. Ao Bing, who is a dragon, feels very uncomfortable here, but fortunately Yang Chan is gentle on the side to wipe his sweat...

Yang Jian didn't care that Ao Bing was taking advantage of his sister again at the moment, he frowned and said, "That kind of feeling is not cold...I always feel a little familiar..."

Daji also nodded: "I also have a very bad feeling."

Yang Chan smiled and said: "It's brother and sister Daji, you are overthinking."

Yang Jian and Daji were suspicious for a moment, but finally decided to put this matter behind them.

Soon, after the arrival of the Journey to the West five-person group, the Huoyan Mountain was even more lively.

Regardless of the resentful eyes of the Bull Demon King, Iron Fan immediately teamed up with Wu Jing to form a duo of brain-dead fans, watching Wu Neng's every move with staring eyes; Wu Kong, Yang Jian and others are relatively familiar, jumping up and down Figuring out Taoism, and occasionally discussing some erroneous arguments about their westward journey in Tianting Weekly; Xiao Bailong is still looking for death and life, and Ao Bing and Yang Chan, as cousins ​​and sisters-in-law, can only persuade them cautiously; Tang Seng finally Letting go of the burden, unexpectedly having a good talk with the Bull Demon King...

Now little white dragon Aoyu is even more indignant!

Before Journey to the West, he really had no interest in dragons, but since he joined the Journey to the West team, watching Tang Seng persuade him every day, Ao Yu gradually lost the idea of ​​suicide.However, as a patient in the second stage of middle school who is still in the rebellious stage and whose first love also ended in failure, his emotional intelligence is almost negative.

Ao Yu, who had no idea that he had already fallen in love with Tang Seng, in order to make him the only one in Tang Seng's eyes, had a rare idea and came up with a bad idea-resolutely implement the policy of one death every day!

Ao Yu's acting skills are poor, at least at the beginning, Wukong and the other three who helped Tang Seng persuade him have completely ignored his suicide, but only Tang Seng couldn't see it!Ao Yu is cared by Tang Seng every day. On the surface, he looks bitter and forced to commit suicide, but in his heart he doesn't know how happy he is.Now that his cousin Ao Bing came, Tang Seng stopped paying attention to him, and Ao Yu was very dissatisfied...

It was also mentioned earlier that Ao Yu's acting skills were poor, and now he was in a bad mood, and the expression on his face was even more unsatisfactory.Fortunately, his cousin, Ao Bing, was even worse than Tang Seng in observing words and emotions, and he kept urging Ao Yu not to commit suicide. Looking at Tang Seng beside him, he was infinitely gratified that he could finally rest for a day without wasting words!

Yang Chan could see it, but she just refused to make Ao Yu proud, so she agreed with Ao Bing, so Ao Yu pretended to commit suicide and couldn't pretend anymore←←

"I won't commit suicide again!" Ao Yu had a small calculation in her heart, and during this period of time, she would perfunctory Ao Bingtang brother, and then pretended to commit suicide when they continued on the road and only Tang Seng was by her side.

Ao Yu, the lost cousin, finally understood the value of life, and Ao Bing expressed his satisfaction. Although he didn't know when his oral escape ability became so superb, it didn't hinder his comfort and joy.

So the aggrieved party became Tang Seng.

After persuading him for so long these days, Ao Yu still didn't express anything, and he was still dying.But his cousin, Ao Bing, took care of it immediately. Sure enough, family members are the most important thing in Ao Yu's heart. Does he have no status as a fake master?Tang Seng thought sourly.

This Jin Chanzi in her previous life had a negative EQ, and the two of them had a hard time.

"What's so lively?" Ran Deng suddenly appeared.

The Bull Demon King was surprised at first, and then overjoyed: "Why is Brother Ran Deng here?" Since the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods, the Bull Demon King has not seen the brothers of the Three Sects for a long time.

Ran Deng greeted the Bull Demon King, then looked at Yang Jian and the others and said, "Where's your master?"

Daji wondered: "Master went to Kunlun Mountain today to catch up with the uncles and uncles. Doesn't Master Randeng know?"

Ran Deng sighed and said: "I have traveled so many wrong ways, but I went to Kunlun Mountain. The boy who received the mountain said that Kunlun Mountain will be closed for one month!"

"What?!" All three disciples were shocked.

Ran Deng understood: "It seems that things happened suddenly, even you don't know."

Nezha said in amazement, "Why did you suddenly close the mountain? Did something happen?"

Yang Jian calmly said: "Since Master didn't inform us, there are only two possibilities. One is that they decided to solve it internally and they don't want to implicate us. Two..." He paused with some difficulty, "The other is that the matter is too serious to be managed temporarily. We are..."

Wukong said, "Which possibility do you think it is?"

Yang Jian, Daji, and the Bull Demon King said with sorrowful faces: "Two!"

After all, Hong Haier was young, and he was a little at a loss: "What's going on?"

Yang Jian: "I'm so stupid!"

Daji: "I'm so stupid!"

Bull Demon King: "I'm stupid too!"

At this moment, the three of them had fully understood the familiar trembling feeling before.

Seeing the expressions of the three of Yang Jian, Ran Deng suddenly cried out: "Could it be..."

"Hey, Brother Ran Deng, you're here too!" A voice that was as familiar as a nightmare sounded.

Except for the red boy who didn't know why, everyone swallowed their saliva in unison, and after turning around and seeing Cihang fluttering in white as expected, they all gasped in unison!

Ran Deng bit the bullet and was pushed out by everyone as a shield: "Ahem, why are you here, Junior Brother Cihang?"

Cihang's smile remained unchanged: "Isn't senior brother also there? Besides, I am in Buddhism now, senior brother, you should call me Guan Zi Zai Bodhisattva."

Everyone slandered: Who called Brother Ran Deng just now?

Cihang smiled and said, "Everyone seems to have something to say?"

"No!" xn in unison.

Hong Haier looked at Cihang in a daze, not knowing what was going on.

Ran Deng said again: "How did Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva come here?"

Cihang's smile gradually deepened: "It's not just me~"

The Bull Demon King suddenly had a bad feeling: "It's not just..."

"And me." The soft and familiar voice sounded again, and Lingbao quietly stood behind Cihang.

Everyone was shocked: "..."