Mother of God, your sister

Xie Haotian and Yaochi's overly detached thinking and ideas.After Haotian and Yaochi got together, they simply went to ask Teacher Hongjun for help.In this way, they can not only meet their nieces and nieces, but also carry forward a great cause, which is killing two birds with one stone!

Haotian hurriedly went to see Hongjun 33 days away. Hongjun thought carefully for a moment, thinking that what Haotian was asking for could just resolve the catastrophe of Taoism, and it would be a good way.

So Hongjun and the saints issued an order to go to Zixiao Palace to discuss matters.

Nu Wa was entangled with the spirit beads in Wa Palace, and when she heard the teacher's order, she immediately threw the spirit beads to the young Kong Xuan, ignoring his resentful eyes, and flew towards Zixiao Palace.

When they arrived in front of Zixiao Palace, Nuwa saw that Lao Tzu had arrived first, and the two exchanged pleasantries.

At this time, Tongtian and Yuanyuan also arrived.It's just that Tong Tian, ​​who has always followed Yuan Yuan, walked straight ahead this time, Yuan Yuan was secretly angry behind him.

Nuwa and Laozi looked at each other in dismay: Tongtian and Yuanyuan are at odds? !

After a while, the receptionist from the far west mentioned it, the door of Zixiao Palace opened wide, and the six saints walked in one after another.

Hongjun had already been sitting in the hall, and the six sages bowed: "The disciple pays homage to the teacher, and the teacher will live forever!"

"Let's get down, let's find seats one by one!" Hong Jun waved his sleeves, and six futons appeared on the ground.

Lao Tzu first said: "I don't know if the teacher invites his disciples to come to Zixiao Palace, what do you want to order?"

Hongjun said indifferently: "Today, when the gods of heaven and earth commit murders, there is a catastrophe in Xuanmen. I have responded to Haotian's request, and there is also a matter of enshrining the gods. Several calamities happened concurrently, so I invite you to come here to discuss the conferring of gods one thing."

Sanqing was taken aback when he heard this, when did their disciples commit such a big murder?

Receiving Zhunti was overjoyed, they had envied the prosperity of Sanqing Taoism for a long time, and now they heard that Taoism should be robbed, so Taoism must be seriously injured, and his Western religion has a chance to revive.

Nu Wa said: "Teacher, why did Xuanmen commit murder?"

Hongjun looked helplessly at Nuwa.

"Xuanmen killings and calamities are probably due to the resentment of heaven and earth, and lovers are not allowed to stay together forever (Nuwa feels guilty when she thinks of her red hydrangea curse); a Taoist disciple is cold-hearted, so that the order of marriage between men and women collapses (Yuan suddenly thought of him Xuanyuan, the disciple of Xuanyuan); some sects are connected with the luck of the human dynasty, but now the luck is declining, but they can’t escape (Tongtian remembered that a large group of disciples and grandchildren of his own served in the Shang Dynasty)..."

After explaining these words, the reason for conferring the gods turned out to be the reason of Nuwa, Yuanyuan and Tongtian!

Lao Tzu looked at the three juniors with a look of resentment, and Nuwa and the others expressed their guilt.

Yuanyuan coughed, stepped forward and said: "Dare to ask the teacher, how to resolve the murder? And how to make a god?"

Hongjun stretched out his hand and pointed, and a silk book and a golden whip appeared in the air: "This is the book from heaven and the whip.

Sanqing and Nuwa's expressions softened when they heard that it was such a punishment. Haotian Yaochi knew them very well, and at the worst, they would be listed on the list, and they would be free again when they were white workers of the Yuanhui.

Nuwa thought a little more. She remembered what Hongjun and Haotian had said at the beginning, and she was thoughtful: Could it be that Haotian wants to recruit people to promote Danmei? !

Lao Tzu said: "There is only one disciple of Xuandu under my sect, so he shouldn't be on the list."

Nuwa thought about it, didn't Lingzhuzi always want to reunite with Yang Jian, so let him reincarnate and reincarnate with Yang Jian to meet the calamity, even if he is unfortunate enough to be on the list, Haotian will cover him.

"My disciple Kong Xuan has never walked in the prehistoric world, and he is not involved in karma, so he shouldn't be on the list. But there is still a little boy under my sect, who can be included in the list of gods."

Zhunti said very tactfully: "This is a matter of the East, and has nothing to do with me in the West."

Yuanyuan and Tongtian's expressions changed, so the only ones who are going to be robbed are the disciples of the Second Sect of Chanjie?Although no matter how bad it is, there is still a way out for Haotian, but it is still very embarrassing!

In the end, Hongjun left Sanqing and Nuwa to discuss the list, Jieyin and Zhunti saw Daozu's eccentricity, and left angrily.Hongjun didn't even blink his eyes, who knew that these two guys would betray Taoism and self-reliance Buddhism soon, and he would be angry with them.

It was only when there were only his own people left in Zixiao Palace that Hongjun revealed the real reason for conferring the gods.

Nuwa was speechless: "I, me?"

Hongjun let out a long sigh: "Nuwa, your red hydrangea should be in charge of the three marriages of heaven, earth, and human beings, but fate has become a so-called curse, causing a catastrophe. Now that resentment is growing, the Taoist sect can only respond to catastrophe."

The sister-controlled Sanqing naturally wouldn't blame Nuwa, after all, the one who cursed the gods... is really beyond the control of human power, even a saint!

This point, Sanqing can get evidence from the ending of countless teams of resentful couples, not to mention Zhuanxu and Jiufeng.Breaking up on the day of the wedding, what a power it is, no wonder it will cause such a catastrophe.

Tong Tian suddenly said coldly: "As long as I have a match with the original disciples, there will be many people who can be on the list!"

Now Lian Hongjun couldn't help looking at Tongtian with surprised eyes, he, he, he, he was called Yuanyuan (...)!

Hongjun secretly transmitted the voice to Nuwa: "What stimulated your senior brother?"

Nu Wa shook her head blankly and looked at Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu gestured to Yuan Yuan again, Yuan Yuan did not respond, and said indifferently: "If that's the case, let's do it."

Hongjun, Nuwa, Laozi: =口=

This unscientific!

117 The God of Conferred Ranking

It's not Tongtian's character design that caused you to become angry when your confession was rejected.

******

In the main hall, Yuanyuan and Tongtian are facing each other tit for tat, but Hongjun, the owner of Zixiao Palace, has become a spectator just like Lao Ziwa.

Lao Tzu sees that Yuan is trying his best to hold back his anger, but Tong Tian keeps provoking Yuan with words, and looks at the bewildered Nu Wa, puzzled.

For a long time, Tongtian seems to be squeezed by the primitive, but those who know the primitive know that he is just "deep love, deep responsibility".He treats Tongtian harshly, but he is only worried that Tongtian's outspoken temper will offend others.

Tong Tian seems to be wronged, but in fact he also understands the painstaking efforts of his second brother, and every time he is beaten, he has a happy expression on his face (...).The two brothers can be said to be one willing to fight and the other willing to suffer, and their relationship is so good that it almost blinds Lao Tzu, whose apprentice often quarrels with him.

What is going on with this picture of brothers breaking up and going back to each other from bridge to bridge, old and dead?

The tense atmosphere between the two became more and more intense. In order to prevent Yuan Yuan, who was stimulated by anger, from doing something inappropriate, Nu Wa stepped forward decisively, and said dryly: "Well, two senior brothers, I have something to say..."

"It's easy to say?" Tong Tian sneered, "Yuan, since you look down on my disciple, why do you take me seriously as a junior!"

Hongjun, Laozi, and Nuwa were all stunned. Tongtian's words were too harsh. How could the two of them fall out like this in only a few decades.

Yuanyuan shouted angrily: "Enough, Tongtian!"

Tongtian taunted and repeated what Yuan Yuan once said, "How can a person who is wet and hatched be worthy of being our disciple" and said loudly, "Aren't you looking down on my disciple and me as a junior? !"

Nuwa also frowned, Yuan Yuan's words scolded all the demon clan and her nephew.But, how could senior brother Yuan say such a thing?

As the eldest brother, Lao Tzu finally stepped forward to mediate the quarrel between the two younger brothers: "Tong Tian, ​​don't you still know what your second brother is like? Maybe you have some misunderstanding..."

Tong Tian turned his head and refused: "Brother, don't talk about it! Yuanyuan just finds that my cut-off teaching is not pleasing to the eye. This time, I will compete with his explanation and let Yuanyuan see the "hair-coating" in his mouth. Gujiao, the generation born from dampness, defeated his Twelve Golden Immortals with his own hands!"

After finishing speaking, Tongtian saluted Hongjun, turned around and left.

In all fairness, Tongtian's behavior at this moment is very disrespectful to his teacher Hongjun, but Hongjun didn't care, rubbed his chin thoughtfully and said: "Yuanyuan, Tongtian likes you, right?"

"Ugh!" Hongjun's expression froze when he suddenly told the truth.

Seeing Yuanyuan's tense appearance at this moment, he knew that Hongjun's guess was correct. Nuwa and Laozi gasped, and after fully satisfying their curiosity and gossip mentality, they were puzzled again: Tongtian is going to fight Yuanyuan to the death. What's the matter with his demeanor?

As a person who has been there, Hongjun understands better, he said firmly: "You rejected him!"

Nu Wa gasped, and Lao Tzu's narrowed eyes widened slightly.

Yuanyuan's face was ashen, why did he discuss his relationship with Tongtian with his teacher, senior brother and junior sister in Zixiao Palace? Hey!You're on the wrong channel, shit! !

Under the gaze of three pairs of eyes full of thirst for knowledge, even a sage... he couldn't hold it anymore, so he whispered: "Ahem, Tongtian, I had a dream..."

Dream?

Yuanyuan said awkwardly: "He dreamed that I was married to him...cough cough, marriage..."

Hongjun: "Oh~"

Lao Tzu: "Well..."

Nuwa: "Wow!"

The old man asked curiously, "Then what did you say?"

Do you confess affectionately, "I didn't expect that we have a good heart", or do you say "I should confess" with a wicked and domineering face (...)?Nüwa was delighted to make up her mind.Compared with Nuwa who is missing again, Lao Tzu and Hong Jun have vaguely guessed the ins and outs of the whole incident when they remembered the way Tong Tian and Yuan Yuan fell out before.

Hongjun said: "You rejected him?"

Nuwa immediately said indignantly: "Second Senior Brother, how can you let down Senior Brother Tongtian? Don't you also like him very much?!"

Hongjun really wants to say girl, not all brothers or men and women in this world have to mess with each other, Yuanyuan and Tongtian are pure brotherhood, so hurry up and find a good man to marry Well, even Master Lu Ya, I can barely accept it!

Lu Ya: ...Reluctantly?

Laozi said: "Yuanyuan, how did you tell Tongtian?"

Yuanyuan's face was heavy: "I reprimanded him. Tongtian... is still young, and can't tell the difference between family affection and love..."

Hongjun Laoshi, who thought that Yuanyuan had an innocent brotherly love for Tongtian, and was about to set a positive example for Nuwa, knelt down... For the first time, he knew that Danmei was everywhere!

Daozu, this time you finally shot yourself in the foot...

******

Nuwa returned to Wa Palace with full of sympathy and gossip for the brotherhood of Tongtian and Yuanyuan.

Looking at Ling Zhuzi, who thinks about (?) Yang Jian day and night, she can't help but think of Yuan Tongtian, the little lover who had a bumpy relationship (...), and can no longer bear to restrain Ling Zhu and Yang Jian from meeting.

Nuwa beckoned Lingzhuzi with a loving face: "Lingzhuzi, do you really want to see Yang Jian?"

Lingzhuzi's eyes lit up when he heard the words: "Yes, aunt, we agreed to fight side by side!"

Nuwa was moved, what a beautiful feeling, but because of a little misunderstanding between Senior Brother Tongtian and Senior Brother Yuanyuan, Lao and Yan were separated, and it also caused this big catastrophe...

Sister, is it you who are the fuse for you to selectively forget the Conferred Gods?

Nuwa bursting into tears immediately said: "Now you have a chance to fight side by side with Yang Jian." She explained the battle of the Conferred Gods barabara, "...but you have to reincarnate in the lower world, are you willing?"

Ling Zhuzi thought, at worst, he will fight side by side with Yang Jian after reincarnation, and after the immortal calamity, he will help Yang Jian rescue his mother!

Boy, your time is wrong...

The confident Lingzhu said: "Auntie, don't worry, Yang Jian and I will definitely help match Uncle Yuan and Uncle Tongtian!"

girl!How on earth did you explain the Battle of the Conferred Gods to Ling Zhuzi! !

So Nuwa asked Kong Xuan to send Lingzhu to reincarnate in the six realms of reincarnation. To be honest, she was very unpleasant. If she took the Lingzhu herself, the other party might wear small shoes for Lingzhu!

... Sister, you are telling the truth, Nezha was shot decisively on his birthday.

When Nuwa was the only one left in the main hall, Lu Ya's figure appeared from the void, and he asked with great interest, "I heard that the great calamity of the gods this time was caused by you?"

Nuwa rolled her eyes, and a red hydrangea appeared in her right hand: "It's not me, it's the red hydrangea!"

Lu Ya waved his hand: "It's not the same meaning. I think the catastrophe is approaching, maybe the power of the curse has deepened!"

Nu Wa curled her lips: "What's worse, even the BL will be dismantled?"

At this time, I heard the maid Qingyu come to report: Yang Jian, a disciple of Zhenjiao Yuding Zhenren, asked to see him.

Ling Zhuzi just left, and Yang Jian is here?

The two were taken aback, Lu Ya suddenly laughed wildly while hanging down the table, Nu Wa held the red hydrangea ball, her expression was ugly.

Qingyu looked bewildered.

Lu Ya smiled and said: "Go and tell him, 'You don't have to go in, sometimes you miss it, you miss it, it's not fate', just say it was your mother who said it."

Qingyu was startled, and asked Nuwa tentatively, but Nuwa nodded with embarrassment, and Qingyu backed away.

Lu Ya couldn't hold back, and Fu laughed again, pointing at Nuwa while laughing, the subtext was obvious.

Nuwa looked at the red hydrangea with a bitter expression: The power of this big killer is too...

118 Sister Controls Anger [-]

A senior lover said: King Zhou fell in love with Nuwa at first sight.

******

It has been nearly 600 years since the Shang Dynasty passed from Tang Dynasty to Shang Emperor Yizixian.

Emperor Yi had three sons: the eldest son Weizi Qi, the second son Weizi Yan, and the third son Weizi Shou.Once Emperor Yi visited the imperial garden and led a group of civil and military officials to enjoy peonies. He found that a beam of Feiyun Pavilion had collapsed, and his son was entrusted with supporting the beam to change the pillars.The prime minister Shang Rong, senior officials Mei Bo, Zhao Qi, etc. saw this, and they all established the East Palace with Emperor Yi Shang, and they established the son Shou Shou Wang as the crown prince.

It's a pity that Mei Bo and others are loyal and patriotic, but they don't know that although people with great strength may not necessarily have strong limbs and simple minds, unfortunately King Shou is such a person.

Emperor Yi collapsed and passed away after 30 years on the throne. King Gushou and Taishi Wenzhong were entrusted, and King Shou was appointed as the son of heaven.Zishou didn't like reading, he valued martial arts and despise literature, but fortunately, the weather was good, the country was prosperous and the people were safe, so his throne was firmly secured for seven years.

In the spring and February of the seventh year of King Zhou, Yuan Futong, the prince of Beihai 72nd Route, rebelled against the imperial court, and the grand master heard Zhong and ordered him to conquer the north.One day, when King Zhou was in the early court, Shang Rong bowed down on the golden steps and said, "Your Majesty, tomorrow is March [-]th, the birthday of Empress Nuwa, please come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense!"

I also said before that King Zhou was an illiterate person, except for the few great ancestors of the Shang Dynasty, he knew nothing about others.Fortunately, he didn't pretend to be ignorant, and asked directly in the court: "Who is Nuwa? What merits do you have for the lonely king to offer incense?"

Shang Rongxin said that you pretended to be real.In his mind, it is impossible for King Zhou, who is the king of a country, to not even know the Holy Mother of the Human Race, Nuwa Empress. .

Shang Rong, who thought he understood the meaning of King Zhou's words, cooperated and said: "Nuwa Empress is a saint of heaven and earth, and even a saint of human race. In the past, the head of the ancestor witch Gonggong touched Buzhou Mountain, the pillars were tilted, and the sky water poured down. Five-colored stones fill the blue sky. Empress Nuwa treated my human race with such kindness as a mountain, and blessed my country with a long and smooth weather. Your Majesty should go there in person to show her sincerity!"

King Zhou wondered: "I didn't expect Empress Nuwa to have such great merit, so I should go there alone!"

After leaving the court, King Zhou took two groups of civil and military officials on his chariot and went to Nuwa Palace to offer incense.

When they arrived at the Nuwa Palace, King Zhou left his chariot and went to the palace to offer incense in person.After worshiping incense, King Zhou looked up at the statue of Nuwa and was stunned.

The beautiful woman in front of her is wearing a clear palace gown, with a wide neckline, wide sleeves fluttering, black silk hanging down her waist, and jade hairpins inserted obliquely.The appearance is beautiful, the simple dress sets off the face without makeup, the quiet eyes are filled with endless compassion, and there is a cloud-like aura of Wushan.

King Zhou thought he had countless beauties, but none of them could match the statue of Nuwa in front of him.He held his breath immediately, and murmured: "It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful..."

After a while, he seemed to realize that his behavior was a blasphemy to the beauty in front of him, and he looked back with some reluctance.King Zhou didn't know why his senses were out of control. He just felt that the idol in front of him had an irresistible allure, which made his heart rippling like waves. .

It was the first time that King Zhou realized that he had the disadvantage of being illiterate, just like at this moment when he wanted to describe the throbbing feeling of facing the goddess in his heart, he scratched his head but had no pen or ink.He thinks he has never felt this way in his 30 years of life, and while he is delighted, he resists this charm.

In fact, if senior figures such as Fuxi and Fengning, Changxi and Houyi, Leizu and Chiyou were present, they would definitely tell King Zhou that he fell in love with Nuwa at first sight (...)!

Suddenly a gust of wind blew, flying sand and rocks, and everyone was confused by the sudden strange phenomenon.

A figure appeared in Nuwa's Palace, looked at the statue of Nuwa God with a pitiful expression on his face, and then looked at King Zhou who covered his face with his hands but still tried to open his eyes to look at the statue of Nuwa God, and sneered: "How can a mere mortal look like this?" Dare to blaspheme the saint? How about I let you offend to the end!"

After finishing speaking, she waved her right hand, and a poem automatically appeared on the wall next to the statue: "The tent of Feng Luan Bao is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup made of gold and gold, the songs and songs are flying green in the distant mountains, and the dancing sleeves reflect the beautiful clothes. The pear blossom belt The rain is beautiful, the peony cage is full of smoke and make-up, but it is enchanting and can move, and take back Changle to serve the king."

The figure disappeared without a trace, and the strong wind came and went quickly.

Shang Rong caught a glimpse of the poems on the wall and was shocked: "How could Your Majesty offend Nuwa Empress like this?"

King Zhou took a look and wondered, "When did this poem appear?"

Shang Rong saw that the poem was written by King Zhou, and besides, there was only King Zhou in the palace before, so he couldn't help sighing: "The Empress Nuwa is the righteous god in ancient times, and the blessing of the court songs. Your Majesty's move is to offend the saint. It will be punished by me!"

King Zhou was depressed. He really didn't write this poem. If he had such a writing style before, would he still be so anxious to use it?Looking at the verse written in it was too ambiguous, he subconsciously felt that the goddess in his heart was insulted, so he said, "Bring water!"

The waiter brought a bucket of water, and King Zhou wiped the poems himself, and then reluctantly returned to Chaoge with all the officials.

Unexpectedly, after King Zhou left, poems reappeared on the wall that had been wiped clean.

March 33th is Nuwa's birthday.After celebrating with Fuxi Kongxuan and Dapeng father and son in Huoyun Cave, Nuwa took Kong Xuan back [-] days and passed Nuwa Palace outside Chaoge City.

Nuwa looked at it and said with a smile: "I never thought that there is my palace here, so why not go and have a rest."

Kong Xuan and Qing Yu naturally have nothing to do.

When he entered the palace and saw the verse, Nuwa didn't care about it, Kong Xuan was the first to be furious: "Who would write such a verse to insult the teacher!"

Qing Yu also had a look of resentment: "That's right! Your Majesty, you must not spare this person lightly!!"

Nu Wa silently lowered her chin: "Except for the last two lines of the poem, I think it's pretty good. This poem is obviously praising me!"

Kong Xuan naturally understood his teacher and aunt's urination very well, and understood that she just committed another crime suddenly, so he had no choice but to say: "Auntie, this person blasphemes saints and despises you!"

Nuwa squinted her mouth, pinched her fingers, and wondered, "Huh? Why was it covered up?"

Originally, Nuwa didn't take this verse seriously at all, it just involved a secret, so she couldn't help but straighten her face, and cast a spell to go back in time.

The three of them saw that King Zhou was facing the wall and didn't know what he was doing. Nu Wa's vision could only see the back of King Zhou, but Qing Yu and Kong Xuan had subjectively determined that King Zhou was the one who blasphemed the saint.

Qing Yu said angrily: "A mere mortal emperor dares to offend your empress like this, you must punish him severely!"

Nuwa thought that it might be that the luck of the emperor of the Shang Dynasty had not dissipated, so she covered up the secret, so she waved her hand to disperse the spell. Hearing what Qingyu said, she said distressedly: "The luck of the Shang Dynasty is not yet exhausted, I..."

"Destroy him before your luck is over!" Lao Tzu, Yuan Yuan and Lu Ya appeared at the same time and said in unison.

"...Huh?" Nuwa was taken aback, "Senior brother Laozi, senior brother Yuanyuan, and Lu Ya...why are you together?"

Lao Tzu: "These are not important!"

Yuanyuan: "That King Zhou really doesn't know etiquette!"

Lu Ya: "You bastard is being bullied to the head and you still don't fight back!"

Nuwa said angrily, "Who says I'm a second-hand guy!"

Lao Tzu Yuan Lu Ya: "..."

Girl, did you just notice this word after all they said? →_→

At the same time, Tongtian, who was far away on Jinao Island in the East China Sea, fell into anxiety that he wanted to go but dared not go.

"Hey, hey, he was so angry that day that he didn't dare to face the second brother..." qaq

The above is the reason why Tongtian, who is also a sister-in-law, did not appear...

119 Sister Controls Anger II

33 days away, Wa Palace.

The first Kondi collective meeting and the first representative meeting were officially held.

Attendees: female controller Hongjun, Luo Hui, younger sister controller Fuxi, Laozi, Yuan Yuan, Lu Ya (...Huh?)

Party: The accused Nuwa

Bystanders: Kong Xuan, Xuan Du

There was a cold and solemn atmosphere in the hall. Kong Xuan and Xuan Du, who were bystanders, couldn't bear to look directly at them, but Nuwa, the person involved, still looked blank and innocent.

Luo Hu was the first to lose his composure, and scolded, "What's that called Shou? I think he's really a beast!"

Nuwa blinked and blinked: "He is called Zishou."

Fuxi couldn't help joining the battle: "When did you get so familiar with him? How did you know each other? How many times have you met?"

"Brother..." Under the bombardment of Fuxi's nagging, which is comparable to that of an old mother, Nuwa said weakly, "I have never seen him... Lu Ya told me these things."

The eyes of the audience "brush" to focus on Lu Ya.

Lu Ya faced Alexander Road: "Ahem, let me say...the victim has the right to know the name of the person who molested him."

Lao Tzu squinted his eyes and said indifferently: "A mere mortal, why bother to pollute Nu Wa's ears."

Xuandu and Kong Xuan looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they stroked their foreheads helplessly: Hey, hey, in your eyes, the poor and innocent good sister who suffered all kinds of persecution and molestation but is still actively facing life (...) is not in a good condition at all, okay?She didn't understand the situation at all!

The two turned their heads to look at Nuwa, and they saw her blank eyes hovering over Lu Ya and Lao Tzu...

Yuanyuan frowned and said, "I never thought that Nuwa would encounter such a thing on her birthday, that mortal emperor is really bold!" Then he comforted Nuwa in a soft tone, "Nuwa, you don't have to worry about it."

Nu Wa opened her mouth, wondering suspiciously whether her channel can really be connected to the few people present?Why did she know every word they said, but the combined sentences made her only half-knowledgeable?

Fuxi also said to Nuwa distressedly: "If I knew it earlier, I should have personally sent you back to Wa Palace."

Nuwa was confused, what happened to her brother's devastated expression, did she travel through tens of millions of years in just a few quarters of an hour from Huoyun Cave to Wa Palace? ...Wait, it looks like maybe maybe maybe...

She said tentatively, "What are you talking about, the poem in Nuwa Palace?"

Everyone looked at her with sympathy and compassion of "sister, you have suffered as a last resort, and we don't want you to recall such a terrible past".

"Wait, wait..." Nuwa waved her hand, and she pointed to her forehead, "What happened to that poem?"

Luo Hu looked irritable: "The mortal actually wrote poems to moles you!" He said the word "molestation" emphatically.

"...Huh?" Nuwa looked at the others.

Lao Tzu Yuanyuan Lu Ya Fuxi nodded one after another, and his expression quickly switched to "Sister, you have suffered, but we will help you find your place" resolutely and decisively.

She frowned puzzledly: "What's the big deal?"

Everyone was shocked.

Fuxi: "He wrote poems to tease you!"

Lu Ya: "Write poems to tease you!"

Original: "Poetry teases you!"

Lao Tzu: "Molested you!"

Luo Hu: "Playing with you!"

Hongjun: "..."

After a moment of silence, Luo Hu looked at Hongjun dissatisfied: "Why don't you continue?"

Hongjun sighed suddenly: "I can't bear to look at your stupidity."

Fuxi Lu suppressed Lao Tzu's original Rahu: "..."

Xuandu Kongxuan: "Master is so sharp!"

Nuwa: "...I still don't quite understand."

Hongjun looked at Nuwa again, just when Xuandu and Kong Xuan thought that Nuwa would also be treated with indiscriminate poison, he suddenly patted Nuwa's head dotingly: "Oh, what can I do if you are so slow? OK……"

Xuandu: Damn it!What's the matter with your tone of "just keep being so dull and never grow up and let Papa love you well"!Full of the sense of sight of a father and daughter! Mouth!

Given that Hongjun was the teacher of Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan, Lu Ya and him looked at each other and hated each other. In the end, only Luo Hu bravely stood up and retorted: "Why do you say we are stupid?!"

Hongjun said kindly, "First of all, what is our intention for gathering here?"

Luo Hu: "Torture him to death, so what!"

Nuwa kindly reminded: "It's Zishou."

With a "stupid mortal" expression on his face, Hongjun glanced coldly and noblely at everyone present except Nuwa.

Xuandu Kongxuan: Why do we have to lay down our guns!

Lu Ya finally couldn't take it anymore, he provocatively said: "What do you mean?"

Hongjun's answer to him was to perform time regression again.

When the time went back to the time when King Zhou and his party were blown by a strong wind, Nu Wa said in surprise: "Hey, why is it different from what I saw at the beginning?"

Lao Tzu looked thoughtful: "The only one who can hide all our saints without anyone noticing is the peace of mind in the underworld."

Hongjun spread his hands, meaning it was obvious that their denunciation just now was completely meaningless, because the perpetrator had found the wrong person from the beginning.

Both Yuanyuan and Fuxi lowered their heads in shame. They even forgot to recalculate.But it never occurred to anyone that the first person to identify the perpetrator was the victim in their eyes.

Nuwa, who was stunned for a while, finally came back to her senses: "So it was written by Pingxin!"

Hearing that there was no resentment in her tone, Lu Ya was quite surprised and moved a little bit, and asked curiously, "Why aren't you angry?"

Nuwa asked inexplicably: "She is praising me, why am I angry? But I never thought that Pingxin is a good person. I beat her like that before, and she can give me birthday gifts anonymously regardless of the past. I am still a child. A man's heart measures a gentleman's belly..."

Silence fell again.

Xuandu: You finally see through the stupid nature of this guy!

Hongjun was moved: "Nuwa, you are so kind!"

Xuandu:  …

Fuxi went on to say: "You are so tolerant that you let Pingxin go wild again and again!" Apparently he counted the human head and snake body when he was reincarnated on Pingxin...

Yuanyuan nodded happily: "Don't be too soft-hearted when dealing with this kind of villain!"

Lu Ya: Something seems wrong?

Luo Hu said violently: "Nuwa, you don't have the heart to do it, I'll take care of her for you!"

Kong Xuan: When did my aunt say such a thing, Demon Lord?Brain supplements can't be like this, just supplement calcium if you lack brains!

Under the blows of many elders, the boy Kong Xuan finally went to the road of no return. We congratulate him for winning the honorary titles such as [Second Generation Tucao Master] and [New Century Tucao No. 1]!

Hongjun stopped Luo Hui with a gentle voice: "Ping Xin controls the six reincarnations, she cannot die."

As a result, the sisters and female controllers felt aggrieved. Since the perpetrators could not be held accountable, they turned their anger on King Zhou, the object of suspicion at the beginning.

Under the instructions of Hongjun and the others, Nuwa waved the demon banner in a daze, without even seeing the faces of the demons clearly, the three demons of the Xuanyuan Grave said excitedly, "It is our privilege to be able to serve the Holy Mother!" I am honored that we must do our best to die, and we will definitely let Chengtang's luck perish" and then left...

Then Hongjun also expressed sullenly that he would give you peace of mind for Nuwa who wears small shoes.

Nuwa: "...I still don't know what's going on? Why should people who praise me be punished? I think Pingxin and Zishou are just telling the truth..."

Girl, now is not the time to be narcissistic. →_

120 Sister Controls Anger III

Explaining and teaching the Twelve Golden Immortals: Apprentices are all debts!Absolutely no force!

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Therefore, the more unpredictable things like fate become, the more arrogant they become. At that time, the saints did not expect that their act of venting their anger for Nuwa would be the fuse for the upcoming killing of the gods, and they were like a family. The disciples of the three religions even turned against each other in this mortal war, drawing their swords against each other...

↑↑↑The above is the beautified literary version, let us see what is the truth of the matter.

Yuanyuan went back to Kunlun Mountain angrily, summoned his great disciple Guang Chengzi to ring the golden bell of Yuxu Palace, and after hearing the ringing of the bell, the preachers from all over the prehistoric area quickly gathered in Kunlun Mountain, including the cranes who had been sent by Guangchengzi since then. Since then, I have never seen the original Xuanxiao Changyi and his descendants.

The second-generation disciples, including the Twelve Golden Immortals, were sitting in the front row of the futon. Originally, their disciples should have sat behind them one by one, but among the Twelve Golden Immortals, apart from the real Huanglong, the real Yuding, and the big brother Guangchengzi, the other nine Breeze in the sleeves, no pressure.Not to mention Taiyi and Anji who are far away in the heavenly court, they usually have no time to manage the big and small affairs of the heavenly court, let alone find any disciples.

Chi Jingzi looked at the two brothers Yang Jiao and Yang Jian who were obediently following behind Huanglong and Yuding, and unconsciously showed a look of envy. He touched his grandson next to him with his shoulder, and said curiously: "Hey, should we also find someone else?" Disciple? It’s not bad to be a teacher.”

Ji Liusun rolled his eyes and waved his hands: "Don't, you can find it yourself, don't count me in."

Chi Jingzi wondered: "What? You don't want to feel the feeling of being served by an apprentice?"

Ci Hang on Chi Jingzi's left obviously also heard what the two said, and immediately joined the topic: "I'm on the side of Senior Brother Ai Liusun, Senior Brother Chi Jingzi, you should give up that idea as soon as possible!"

Chi Jingzi looked at Cihang and then at Fear Liusun, and said blankly, "What's wrong with taking on an apprentice?"

The three of them got together in a group, which aroused the curiosity of Qingxu and Daoxing. They faintly heard something like "apprentice", and they were shocked: "Brother, don't be overthinking it!"

The loud voices of the two made Guang Chengzi and others in the distance look over, Qingxu and Daoxing hurriedly lowered their voices, and persuaded: "Accepting apprentices will not lead to good results!"

Ci Hang and Fearful Sun Xin nodded in empathy.

Chi Jingzi was dumb: "Why..."

Puxian leaned over and said to Chi Jingzi: "Brother must have rarely returned to Kunlun Mountain in recent years, right?"

Chi Jingzi nodded: "Recently, I have come to realize that I have been retreating in Taihua Mountain for a hundred years."

Ji Liusun looked sympathetic: "No wonder you dare to do this..."

Chi Jingzi felt that he hadn't been to Kunlun Mountain for hundreds of years, why did everyone start to reject him?

Dao Xing finally revealed the final answer: "Brother, don't look at Senior Brother Huanglong and Senior Brother Yuding because they are itchy to accept a student with good qualifications. There is another worst example!"

"Huh?" Chi Jingzi was at a loss.

Afraid to keep Sun Cihang Qingxu Taoist Samantabhadra looked at Guang Chengzi together.

Chi Jingzi was distracted by Huang Long and Yu Ding before, so he didn't see Guang Chengzi's situation, this time he was even more surprised.

"This, this, this..." He looked at Yituo (...) who had a large number of people in the distance with a trembling face, "These are all from the big brother..."

Lingbao, Yun Zhongzi, and Manjusri gathered at some unknown time and nodded helplessly: "They are the disciples of the elder brother, and they are the descendants of Xuanyuan, one of the three emperors..."

Chi Jingzi's face turned pale, and he obviously also remembered Chi You's tough confession to Leizu during the Battle of the Deer Competition and the elopement that made Xuanyuan extremely embarrassing.Although Chi Jingzi, who doesn't like gossip by nature, sympathized with his nephew's encounter with NTR, he didn't want to pay attention to the follow-up. He gritted his teeth and asked, "Those... are all descendants of Xuanyuan and Lei Zusheng?"

All the juniors looked at him with "you are too naive" expressions on their faces.

Yun Zhongzi kindly explained: "Xuanyuan later gave birth to a hundred people with the same father and different fathers.