Mother of God, your sister

All three of them already had masters, so he specially calculated the whereabouts of the last four monkeys in the world, the six-eared macaque, and accepted him as his disciple.The treatment of the three monkeys made the earliest-born Yuan Hong, the Chijiri Horse Monkey, burst into tears. Wasn’t he born a little earlier? Why is he without a saint teacher or saint mother!

The four monkeys in the mixed world all grew up very quickly, and Nuwa soon began to miss the appearance of Mao Mao as a small soft baby in her arms.Later, Tai Yi also woke up from the demon banner, except for recovering his cultivation all day long, he kissed me with his brother Di Jun.

So, Nu Wa decided to let Mao Mao go on a blind date, and quickly give birth to a little Mao Mao to take care of her!

Maomao was very mad about this, except for the brachial monkey that he had never seen before, he only had playmate feelings for Yuan Hong and the six-eared macaque, okay?Maomao's puberty, which had been delayed for decades, erupted together with the second stage of middle school. On the night before her blind date with the gibbon monkey, she left!Home!out!Walk!

Although she knew that Mao Mao must have gone back to Huaguo Mountain when she ran away from home, Nuwa, who was frightened by her son's sudden outburst, didn't dare to provoke him anymore, so she could only cry in front of Hongjun and others.

Hongjun sighed after hearing the cause and effect, "Nuwa, you are too anxious."

Nu Wa also felt that she was wrong, she said anxiously: "Then, what if Mao Mao is not willing to forgive me!"

Fuxi comforted her: "Maomao has always been a sensible child, he will be back in a few days."

Luo Hu, who was on the side, rubbed his chin, puzzled and said, "Maomao doesn't like that the other half is also of the same kind. If you go on a blind date, you should expand the scope."

Nuwa said firmly, "No!"

It was rare for Tongtian to see Nuwa so firm, and asked curiously, "Why?"

Nu Wa had a natural expression on her face: "How can you fall in love with different races!"

"..." Fuxi suddenly felt an arrow hit his knee.

The scene was completely silent, and I still have a strong ability to resist pressure. He coughed and said, "Nuwa, why do you say that?"

Nuwa held her head up and explained to everyone, "Look at Zulong and Zufeng, Houyi and Changxi, Zhuanxu and Jiufeng, Duobao and Dapeng, and brother and sister-in-law, which pair of them will have a good result? Already!"

The more people listened, the more reasonable they became, and they filtered the endings of the above couples in their hearts, as if this was really the case!

Hongjun thought thoughtfully: "Because Luo Hu and I are both Chaos Demon Gods, so we are of the same race, can we have a happy ending?" (Thick fog)

Luo Hu suddenly realized: "So it is!"

Yuan Yuan also pondered: "Can Di Jun and Tai Yi escape death, because they are both three-legged Golden Crows?"

Tong Tian secretly laughed in his heart: My second brother and I are of the same race, so aren't we...

I am a little worried: Is Xuandu and myself the same race?

Nu Wa looked terrified: "Look, look, I'll say that all this has nothing to do with my red hydrangea, he is innocent!"

Before Fuxi could recall his tragic love history, he said with some concern: "No wonder Duobao broke up with Dapeng in the end. Could it be that Dapeng wants to be with Kong Xuan!!"

163 The Great Sage Equaling Heaven Four

Pingxin looked incredulous: Shouldn't Nuwa's son be called Maomao!

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Flashback ends.

Not only Maomao's sad look of being unable to look back on the past, but even Kong Xuan felt the same empathy.After Maomao ran away from home, the most direct victims were him and his younger brother Dapeng!

Father Fuxi and Uncle Tongtian have been completely brainwashed by their aunt's remarks. If they only think about the difference in race, if they fall in love, it will definitely end in a disaster. Over the years, they have been constantly reminding the two brothers that they can try together. Maybe you will find that they have a common language and are very suitable for being together!

Conscience of heaven and earth, Dapeng is my own brother!Before Dapeng became a teacher, I was the one who took care of Dapeng. How could he and I not have a common language?Kong Xuan thought back to the life surrounded by the words of his aunt and others all these years, it was full of tears!Tears more than the Chanjiao disciples who were continuously bullied by Cihang Lingbao!

Wukong also knew that it was his running away from home that made his mother’s enthusiasm for holding the child concentrated on Cousin Kong Xuan, so he quickly helped Kong Xuan to sit at the top of the Shuilian Cave, "Cousin has worked hard, and my younger brother remembers everything." Good luck to you!"

Kong Xuan followed his strength and sat on the lotus platform. He looked at the scene in Shuilian Cave speechlessly. Except for a pool of water, the rest were vines and rocks. He rubbed his forehead and said, "Why can't you clean up your own cave?" ?”

The entire cave is exposed on the top of the mountain, with no protection other than the mountain protection array. In the eyes of some monks with great supernatural powers, it is like putting a mountain's treasures of heaven and earth naked| naked under their noses.Fortunately, most of the big monks who were able to see through the mountain guard formation knew Maomao's true identity, and they didn't dare to make such a bad idea with the support of Nuwa and several saints.

But don't be afraid of [-], just in case, one day a monk with a higher level of cultivation than Mao Mao, who has a special spell that can see through the mountain protection formation, and doesn't know Mao Mao's identity, it will be over.

Kong Xuan looked around again, and finally found helplessly that his cousin had been affected by his aunt's brain damage in terms of aesthetics. Your real body is a monkey, but there is no need to make your living place so similar to the animal world!Kong Xuan, who has always been in human form in front of people, said that he could not understand the aesthetics of Nuwa's family at all, um... except Uncle Lu Ya, but he also had bronchitis.

After chatting with Wukong on the open face, and secretly helping Wukong rearrange the killing array and illusion array, Kong Xuan sighed again when he thought of his purpose of coming here, auntie, auntie, how could you even do that? I can also deliver things...

"This is... the gift my aunt asked me to bring you, your future magic weapon." With an indescribable expression on his face, Kong Xuan pulled out, uh, a stick from his sleeve.

"What?!" Wukong's surprised voice resounded through the Water Curtain Cave, and he stared at Kong Xuan in disbelief.

Kong Xuan was helpless: "I don't know why my aunt insisted on giving you a stick as a magic weapon. If you don't want to..."

Before Kong Xuan finished speaking, Wukong took the stick with a look of surprise, jumped on the ground and started playing, "Haha, this is really useful!"

Kong Xuan: "..." Sure enough, he shouldn't have hope for Maomao's aesthetics!

Wukong said happily: "I just complained to my mother that I didn't have a Lingbao. I didn't expect my mother to be so careful!"

Kong Xuan pointed at the stick and shook his right hand: "There are so many spirit treasures, and you only fancy a stick?"

Wukong retorted: "Cousin, this is not an ordinary stick! Look," he aimed the front of the stick at Kong Xuan, and saw a line on it, "'Ruyi Golden Cudgel, weighing [-] Baijin', this suits me perfectly!"

Kong Xuan thought that he still couldn't understand his cousin's thinking mode. He always thought that holding a stick and fighting the enemy in close quarters was simply reckless!To truly subdue the enemy without fighting is to stand still and take away all the magic weapons of the enemy.Kong Xuan had always been complacent about his fighting style, so he couldn't accept that his cousin was a martial artist who only knew how to fight in close quarters!

Even if that stick was forged from the dead body of Lao Tzu's teacher Bo Shan, he once received a share of the merits of Yu Dayu's water control, and it has merit in suppressing the East China Sea!Even if the original master had refined it again!Even if Aunt Nuwa threw this stick into the Qiankun cauldron to turn the acquired into the innate!Even if Uncle Tongtian refined a formation that doubles defense and attack!

But, it's a stick!It's a stick!

As long as Kong Xuan thinks that one day Wukong wields a stick and fights with others, he will feel sad like a river.This, this, this is too out of place!Kong Xuan, who had a faint sentiment of literary youth and petty bourgeoisie, couldn't afford to be hurt.

As a result of being overly happy with his brain, Kong Xuan decided to resolutely resist this possible future from the beginning. He immediately talked to Wukong about the magical effects of various spirit treasures, and he always disliked and belittled the golden hoop in every word. It was great, but Wukong just ate the weight and became determined, and finally fell asleep after listening to it.

Kong Xuan sighed, and had to leave temporarily, but he would never give up!

At this time, Wukong, who was sleeping drowsily, saw two strangers holding a letter of approval with the word "Monkey King" on it, and putting a rope on his head without saying anything, they tied Wukong's soul away, and staggered. Staggering, he went straight to the edge of a city.Wukong woke up gradually and looked up. There was an iron plate on the city with three big characters on it, which was "Netherworld".

Wukong looked puzzled: "Why did I come to the Underworld?"

The two who asked for Wukong's soul said: "You should end your life today, and the two of us will accept the approval and hook you up."

Wukong said: "Nonsense, I am beyond the three realms, not in the five elements, how can my lifespan be over?" The saint's protection, he has to be idle and not to be killed, and he is a Buddhist scripture learner destined for the great prosperity of Buddhism. If he is really going to reincarnate, wouldn't he slap the face of the six saints in the world?

Those two didn't listen and insisted on pulling Wukong in.Wukong was angry, just wanted to test the power of the new magic weapon, so he waved the golden cudgel into the city.

Ever since the Ten Great Ancestral Witches succeeded the Ten Temples of Yama, the underworld has been managed in an orderly manner, and Di Jiang never thought that anyone would dare to challenge the majesty of the underworld.Could it be that this product has a background?But the monks with backgrounds have already revised it in the book of life and death!

Just thinking about it, Wukong has entered the Senluo Temple.

Di Jiang only felt that his aura looked familiar, so he didn't think about it for a while, and only said loudly: "Who dares to be presumptuous in Senluo Hall!"

Wukong finally saw someone who was in control, so he withdrew his stick and said: "The bull-headed horse-face hooked my soul for no reason, and said that my lifespan is over. What's the reason?" Under the guidance of precepts and deeds, Wukong has more points of arrogance and self-confidence compared to the original book.

Dijiang ordered someone to fetch the book of life and death, and inspected it himself, until the name of Sun Wukong was written on the number 350 of the soul character. Glancing at Wukong, "You are exactly 340 years old this year, so you should be reincarnated."

Wukong frowned: "You must be talking nonsense!"

Yama of the Ten Palaces was originally a violent person, if it wasn't for restoring the luck of the witch clan, he wouldn't have worked hard in the underworld for so many years.The rest of the ancestor witches were furious when they saw that the eldest brother had explained to the other party in such a good voice, but the other party was still messing around miserably. Among them, Xuan Ming had already shown the real body of the ancestor witch.

"Wait a minute!" Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva rushed over in a hurry with Tru Ting, fearing that his grandson would suddenly come.

Xuanming looked at Fear Liusun viciously: "Are you trying to confront us?"

Afraid to keep Sun in front of Wukong, he was about to speak when Pingxin also appeared.

Ever since he was afraid of leaving his grandson to stay in the underworld, and got half of the management rights of the underworld with the support of Di Ting, Pingxin has always disliked him in various ways.Now that she finally caught the little pigtail who was afraid of leaving grandchildren, she hurriedly appeared on the stage.

"Is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva playing for selfishness? Since Sun Wukong has reached the end of his lifespan, he has to follow the rules of the underworld!" Then take his power!

Ping Xin thought it was very beautiful, but saw that Liu Sun sneered and said: "Oh? If it is the parent and child of Uncle Nuwa, can't you be partial?"

Pingxin and Shidian Yanluo frowned when they heard Nuwa's name, but no matter how much they hated each other, she was still a sage with privileges, only reluctantly said: "Nuwa's parents and children are naturally an exception, I have ordered Dijiang and the others to take 'Maomao ''s name was crossed out from the book of life and death."

This is Xuanming coldly said: "This Sun Wukong is not the son of a saint, why does Earth Store Bodhisattva protect him like this!"

Zhu Jiuyin also said in a strange voice, "Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva cannot break the rules of the Underworld!"

Hearing the people in front of him singing together, Fearless Sun's face twitched. As for Wukong...he was so dark that he squatted on the ground and drew circles.

Pingxin was in a good mood: "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, you should leave this Monkey King to us."

Fearing Liusun was speechless: "You guys, don't you really know who he is?"

Gou Mang smiled and said, "You're telling us?"

Di Ting, who was silent for a long time, said slowly: "This Monkey King has another name, Mao Mao."

Filiusun, who was comforting Wukong, nodded in pain.

Yama of the Ten Temples: "..."

Pingxin: "..."

All the ghost soldiers in Senluo Hall: "..."

After a long time, Ping Xin came back to his senses and said incredulously, "This is impossible!"

Fear Liusun sighed: "Di Ting never tells a lie, don't you know that very well?"

The faces of Pingxin and Shidian Yanluo suddenly became ugly, and she finally shouted at the top of her lungs: "But! Nuwa's son, shouldn't he be called Maomao!"

"Bang!" Wukong started to hit the wall.

"That's right," Ji Liusun nodded, seeing that Pingxin was about to cheer up again, but the next sentence sent her into the bottomless abyss again, "but that's Wukong's nickname."

164 Going to the West

Yaochi: The name Maomao is so high-end and elegant, why change it?

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Everyone in the underworld was instantly petrified because of this huge blow, and it seemed that they could not move for a short time. Fearing that the grandson would have to escort Wukong to leave in person, of course the journey was unimpeded.Just at the exit of Nether Blood Sea, I met Yangmei and Styx in the flirting (...), fear Liusun immediately took Wukong to meet him.

"I am afraid that my grandson will meet Patriarch Styx and Patriarch Yangmei."

While talking about his fear of leaving his grandson, Ming He briskly pia-flyed the idiot who had been pestering him for another shot raised his eyebrows, and continued the topic without changing his expression: "Oh, it turns out that he was afraid of leaving his grandson behind. Speaking of which, we are also considered neighbors." .”

Styx was extremely dissatisfied with Pingxin's secretly borrowing his avatar | secret method during the Lich War, and he didn't give a good face to the people in the underworld for so many years.Fearing that Liusun would lose the power of peace as soon as he entered the underworld, Styx naturally saw him as pleasing to the eye as much as he could.

Because Styx had a good relationship with Yuan Yuan and others, both of them tacitly recognized the name "Fear Liusun" during the conversation. As for the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who was proclaimed by Amitabha Buddha, who is it?

Truth heard that Fear Liusun ignored him for a long time, and hooked Fear Liusun's waist with his tail in dissatisfaction.

Fearing Liusun's face turned red all of a sudden, he gritted his teeth and said in a low voice, "Can you be a little quieter?"

Styx smiled and laughed: "Listen, we have been living in the sea of ​​blood since the beginning of the sky, but we have only seen you twice including the time in the underworld."

Di Ting turned her head, ignoring Ming He's words.After being accompanied by his grandson for many years, Di Ting's second-year middle school condition has eased, but he still doesn't want to face his gloomy time.

Raising his eyebrows tenaciously with vitality, just as he crawled (huh?) back, he immediately hugged Styx's waist possessively: "Xiaoming Xiaoming, I will be with you from now on, definitely much longer than Di Ting!" He stared and listened indifferently.

"Huh? Who is this?" After listening to too many love words, the originally innocent Styx became numb. He simply changed the subject and looked at the young man who had been standing behind Filiusun.

Fearing Liusun ignored the waist hooked by Di Ting's tail, smiled and pulled Wukong over and said, "Come on, Wukong, this is Master Minghe, who once listened to the sermon with Uncle Nuwa in Zixiao Palace. As for the raised eyebrow Real person," Fear Liusun was a little stuck, from Yuan Yuan and others, he knew a little about the origin of raising eyebrows, but the specifics are...

"I'm Xiaoming's Taoist companion~!" He raised his eyebrows and said happily.

Styx glanced at him, but finally did not deny it.

Fearing that Sun Chong raised his eyebrows and smiled gratefully, Di Ting, who was doing nothing, was very dissatisfied, why didn't he come and ask him, he knew the origin of this raised eyebrow very well!

"Two real people, Wukong is the son of Uncle Nuwa. Please take care of him as a junior in the future." I have to say that as long as you leave Cihang, the ghost, the mind that is afraid of leaving grandchildren is still very useful. The cowardly look before.

As soon as Wukong heard that these two were also his mother's peers, he obediently stepped forward to salute: "Wukong has seen the Immortal Raising Eyebrows and the Immortal Minghe."

Styx frowned: "Wukong?"

"Is there any problem?" Filiusun didn't expect that these two people would not remember Wukong's name. After all, compared with everyone in the underworld, Styx also went to congratulate Wukong on the day of the full moon, but...

Raising eyebrows and stroking chin: "I remember that Tianting Weekly said that Nuwa's son was named Maomao?"

Styx suddenly realized: "I feel like something is wrong. The name Wukong is very strange. Could it be that Nuwa gave birth to another one?"

Afraid to leave grandson: "..."

Listen to: "..."

Wukong: "..."

******

As the son of Nuwa sage, he had grandfather (Hongjun Luohu), uncle (Fuxi Sanqing), cousin (Kong Xuan Dapeng), senior brother (second-generation disciple of the Three Religions) and others.

And some nephews (disciples of three religions and three generations) grew up pampered, Wukong's monkey life of more than 300 years can be regarded as smooth sailing.

but!

The only thing that makes him regret is that the legend was given by his grandfather Hongjun himself, Mao Mao, which has become a dark history in his life since he grew up.

Wukong has protested against this nickname countless times, but every time it is not his mother who is about to cry, "The nickname Mao Mao represents our love for you, don't you, an unfilial son, don't want the love of your elders?" Give it to ko .His father, Lu Ya, was at the bottom of the pyramid at home, so it was difficult for him to protect himself, let alone help him solve his difficulties.

Originally, I didn't want to hear this nickname purely out of the rebellious psychology of teenagers.As Wukong grew up, people seldom called him by his nickname, so he temporarily put this black history behind him.Wu Kong, who was finally covered with blood by reality, said: Black history is indeed a lifetime of black history, and you will never be able to get rid of it for the rest of your life!

It's one thing to think that nicknames are ugly, but it's another thing for everyone to use their nicknames as their code names.The matter has reached such a point that the nickname can no longer solve any problems, and Wukong has already figured out the original culprit of this matter-"Tianting Weekly".

As the only officially certified newspaper in Honghuang, its customers range from Daozu Demon Lord in Zixiao Palace to Yan Luo and Hepingxin in the Ten Palaces of Netherworld. Once an event is published, it will instantly become popular in Honghuang!There is no way, the monks of the Great Desolation are practicing in addition to practicing every day, and it is rare to see a middle-aged woman whose gossip is almost as good as a middle-aged woman with a maximal brain power.

If it wasn't for Tianting Weekly to publish his nickname, how could everyone in the prehistoric world think that "Maomao = Nuwa's son, Monkey King = passerby"?Therefore, Wukong immediately decided to break into the Heavenly Court, even if he paid any price, he would ask the Heavenly Court Weekly to clarify his innocence (...)!

In some ways, Wukong, who was deeply influenced by Nvwa's brain damage, is a man of action. He doesn't care about Liusun and others' calls, and flies towards Nantianmen with somersaulting clouds.

At this time, in Lingxiao Palace, Haotian and Yaochi were very distressed by the news that the Taishang Laojun would not go to court for hundreds of years.This Taishang Laojun is one of the pillars of the heavenly court. Whenever the gods in the heavenly court have a headache and brain fever, they ask Laojun for a pill, and their waists and legs don't hurt immediately (huh?).

Since Laojun went to Fangcun Mountain, he never came back. The cow tethered in his cave was so hungry that he went down to the earth to find food.And Laojun's two boys were also terribly annoyed by a group of gods. They don't have the magical alchemy ability of Laojun, don't they?In order to avoid the immortals in the heaven, the two boys had to rely on themselves, and one of them took a magic weapon from the old gentleman and went out.

Some militant gods said that they must go to Fangcun Mountain immediately and invite Lao Jun back. Life without drugs (?) is really hard!

All the female fairies in the Heavenly Court think that Laojun has worked hard for the development of the Heavenly Court for so many years, and now he has finally found true love. We should let this little lover spend more time together!

Those in the middle think that it doesn't matter, but if you stay in one place for a long time, you will get tired of it. Why don't you let Laojun bring Patriarch Bodhi to live in Heaven for hundreds of years?

Just when Haotian was about to make a decision, there was a sudden commotion outside the Nantian Gate.

The rolling shutter will report, and the son of the sage Nuwa is here!

All the immortals were in an uproar.

"What?" Haotian and Yaochi looked at each other in surprise, what's wrong with Maomao?

"Uncle Haotian! Aunt Yaochi!" Wukong happened to enter the Lingxiao Palace, but since there were all his elders or nephews inside, he stood obediently.

Yaochi probably irritated Wukong, and said with a gentle face: "Maomao, what happened?"

Unexpectedly, Wukong immediately shouted: "Don't call me Maomao!"

Wukong's brother Nanji asked, "Maomao, what's wrong with you?"

Wukong looked bitter and bitter: "You guys explain it to me in Tianting Weekly, Mao Mao is just my nickname! Now everyone thinks that Mao Mao is my name, but no one knows the real name of Monkey King!"

After hearing this, Haotian realized that it turned out to be such a thing: "What's the big deal..."

Wukong immediately said: "I was hooked by the bull's head and horse face before! People in the underworld don't know that I am Mao Mao, and they are afraid that Senior Brother Sun will take me out!"

Yaochi was furious immediately: "Well, you are so calm, you actually played such a small trick, can you pretend that you don't know it in the future?"

All the immortals in the audience were silent in their hearts: No... Maybe this time, Ping Xin was really wrong.

Yaochi then comforted Wukong and said: "Maomao is a nickname given to him by the Taoist ancestor himself. It's so high-end and classy. Don't be provoked by some sinister villains, Maomao."

Wukong: "..."

Among all the immortals, only Yao Chi can say the above words so confidently.Even Haotian doesn't think that the nickname of Maomao is high-end and high-end. It can only be said that Yaochi Fan Dao Zu Fan is already brain-dead...

At this time, Tathagata Buddha Duobao, who happened to represent a group of disciples to get the new issue of Tianting Weekly, appeared on the stage with a benevolent (?) face.

"Wukong, have you ever thought that people's impressions are hard to change, even if Tianting Weekly clarifies it, there will still be a fixed equation in everyone's mind. Wouldn't it be that you have done useless work?" Duobao coaxed.

Wukong lowered his head and thought for a while, it seemed to make sense, "Then what should I do?"

Hooked Hooked Hooked!

The smile on Duobao's face deepened: "That is to do a big thing and let everyone know your Monkey King's name!"

Wukong had an epiphany, this method is indeed much better than the previous high-end atmosphere!

"There is a task for you right now, Wukong, are you willing to accept it?"

Wukong Children's Shoes nodded, and sold himself readily.

"I am willing!"

165 Going to the West for Sutras II

The inside story about the participation of the five-person group of Western Paradise in the future 500 years later.

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After the end of the Battle of Conferred Gods, Dharma East has been planning for a long time to receive Zhunti. During this period, it has been arguing with Sanqing and Tianting for many years, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas stepped in to mess up the situation. Now the two parties finally reached an agreement.

The person who takes the scriptures is a direct disciple of the Buddhist sect, and the person who escorts the Buddhist scriptures is selected from each of the heavenly court, the demon clan, the Taoist clan, and the dragon clan. The minimum number of scriptures is limited to ten scriptures, and one more scripture will be added for each calamity encountered by the Buddhist scriptures.As for the catastrophe, it needs a cameo performance by all the people in the past.

After reaching an agreement, Duobao quickly decided on one of the candidates to escort the Buddhist scriptures, with Nuwa, Sanqing and Hongjun's Wukong standing behind him.This result really made Jieyin and Zhunti vomit three liters of blood, Duobao, you have been a Buddhist all your life, why don't you be so heartbroken in Buddhism?

Who is Wukong? That is the son of the demon saint and the human saint Nuwa. Just because of his identity, do the human monks and monsters along the way dare to make things difficult?Maybe even a catastrophe can't be made up!

In order to deal with the "betrayal" of the traitor Duobao, Maitreya and the pharmacist were urgently called to discuss countermeasures in front of the receptionist. After screening countless Buddhist disciples, they finally selected Duobao's disciple, Jin Chanzi, as the candidate for Buddhist scriptures.

Although Duobao had done bad things to Buddhism before, Maitreya and Medicine Master didn't knock down a boatload of people with one shot. Jin Chanzi is indeed extremely interested in Buddhism.What's more, he was carried to Mount Sumeru by Zhunti as soon as he was born, and Duobao was allowed to be his nominal master because of his seniority. In fact, he is a direct disciple of Zhunti's lineage, and his sense of belonging to Buddhism is comparable to that of Duobao, the white-eyed wolf ( Maitreya) is much stronger.

The most important thing is that Jin Chanzi is the only strongman who can achieve a balance between the two skills of mouth escape max and hatred max, which are unanimously recognized by Jieyin Maitreya and Pharmacist.With his lack of skills, even with Wukong escorting him, there will probably be unbearable young birds jumping out to teach him a lesson, so how many catastrophes can he want?

Of course, Zhunti thought that he still had a lot of affection for the child he had watched and grew up with, so he specially cast a defensive Buddha's light on Jin Chanzi.As for 500 years later, it will be said that "you can live forever if you eat Tang monk's meat", Zhunti said that it is definitely not the fault of the Buddha light he crossed!

Let's talk about the Dragon Clan, why on earth should they intervene in this game between Buddhism and Taoism?Of course, the reason is not that Zulong has been imprisoned for too long and his eggs hurt [Hey]

In fact, Zulong has ignored the affairs of the Dragon Clan for many years, and only knows howling in the direction of the Nanming Undying Volcano all day long, disturbing the dreams and cultivation of many Shui Clans.However, Zulong is the ancestor of the Dragon Clan, so the Four Seas and Longhai dared to be angry but did not dare to speak out.

Then there is a dragon cup, he is Ao Yu, the son of Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea.

On the day of the wedding, the bride eloped with someone. Are there any hardships?What was even more painful was that Ao Yu heard Zulong's howl in grief and indignation, and burned the pearl bestowed by Haotian in a moment of fright.

Originally, it was nothing to do here, and Haotian would not care about anything with such a lovelorn young man.But Yaochi knows it!

And if Yao Chi knew about it, it meant that all the subscribers of Tianting Weekly knew about it!

It just so happens that the topic of this issue of Tianting Weekly is about love affairs between men and women of the Dragon Race of the Four Seas, and Ao Yu has unfortunately become a negative educational role.Now, for all the newborn babies of the dragon clan, the parents will hold the close-up photos of Aoyu in Tianting Weekly to educate their children, "When you grow up, you need to brighten your eyes when looking for a partner. Do you understand, like Brother Aoyu (uncle) in Xihai is b1ab1ab1a ..."

What's more tragic is yet to come. In sharp contrast to Ao Yu's situation, there are the sweet and beautiful photos of Ao Bing, the son of Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and Yang Chan, the disciple of Zhen Yuanzi, as well as the other brothers and sisters who are all over the world. Happy married/love life.

The original intention of Yao Chi and San Xiao to do this is to comfort Ao Yu, this world is still very beautiful, don't lose confidence in love just because of a broken love (marriage?)!

But Ao Yu was still a little white dragon who had just grown up. He fell in love with his ex-wife who had eloped with an adulterer the first time he walked out of the Dragon Palace. Experienced and not in the mood to consider the good intentions of Yao Chi and others, just feel that the whole world has turned its back on him, he really has nothing to love...

So commit suicide n times!

——Fortunately, everyone discovered it in time, and each suicide attempt failed←←

Ao Run discussed with the three brothers, and felt that it was not an option to let Ao Yu go on like this. He happened to hear that Daoism and Buddhism were arguing about the spread of Buddhism eastward, so he used Huanglong, Ao Bing and others to intervene in it. With one kick, Ao Yu was successfully arranged into the team.

The scripture learners have already made a gold cicada, and the escort candidates Wukong and Aoyu were also successfully selected due to their Taoist and dragon backgrounds. Next, only the list of heaven and demon clan remains.Emperor Jun Taiyi is currently in a dormant state, and he will not come forward to fight against the Buddhist underworld for the time being if he has not recovered his cultivation level in the heyday. Therefore, he is obviously a demon clan, but in fact he still chooses candidates from among the disciples of the three religions.

So Xuandu's disciple, Tianpeng Marshal Wu Neng, who was the head of the Heavenly Court's North Pole Four Saints at that time, was successfully selected!

Wu Neng is a disciple that Xuandu accepted shortly after Wukong was born. Lao Tzu and others also wondered why they chose such a name. Xuandu vowed that the word "Wu" is very good as a middle name, besides Wuneng and Wukong Let them take a picture of a generation's name when they were born at about the same time!

Such a trivial matter, Lao Tzu and others naturally forget it after asking, only the Xuandu people looked happy in front of them, and then they were speechless. Nima's affection Zhu Bajie turned out to be a disciple of Xuandu, because Mao's Journey to the West did not record it!For his disciple who will be reincarnated as a pig in the future, Xuandu said... very haggard.

Wu Neng, who grew up next to Xuandu, naturally couldn't be the same as the lustful Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West. On the contrary, he is very popular with everyone from Yaochi Jiutian Xuannv to all the little fairies.Even Changxi, who has always been hiding on the lunar planet and not caring about world affairs, once wrote to Wu Neng, as his loyal reader←←

That's right, Marshal Tianpeng is actually Wu Neng's sideline job, and his main job is actually a special writer for Tianting Weekly!

Wu Neng's writing style is beautiful, his emotional description is delicate, his works have humanity and soul, and each character has a distinct personality, which is deeply loved by readers.He always likes to find places to write from the real angle of life, and the result is bad.

The last issue published in Tianting Weekly was the ambiguous confidant feelings between the Taishang Laojun and the Bodhi Patriarch, which aroused the pursuit of the prehistoric people, and they all expressed that maybe the sage Laozi and the sage Zhunti also have the possibility of development.Then Xuandu became jealous, regardless of whether his disciple would be cast into a pig's womb, he kicked him to the underworld.

As for the last candidate, Haotian didn't choose him, but he volunteered to go.

Rolling shutter general, his original name is forgotten by everyone, ever since he became a fan of Marshal Tianpeng Wu Neng, he resolutely changed his name to Wu Jing.Now that the idol is reincarnated, as a loyal reader, he naturally follows along as he does his duty.

The above is the inside story of Journey to the West Five...

166 The Three Kingdoms

Wujing, my male god is as beautiful as a white lotus.

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"Senior brother, master and junior brother were taken away by monsters again," Wu Jing hurriedly stepped forward to report when he saw Wukong returning in a cloud with the food he had begged for.

Wukong looked serious, "What, what's going on,"

The one who answered him was Wu Neng leaning against the tree with a weak look. He fanned the wind with his hands, "The target of the monster just now is naturally Master, but the younger brother suddenly cried and shouted and came forward to die for Master. That monster Worried that the senior brother would come back early, he tied the junior brother back as well."

Goku, "..."

Wu Jing said worriedly, "Ever since we set out on the road with us, my junior brother has been thinking about suicide all the time, senior brother, you should hurry up and save people! If you are late, it will be too late!"

"You're right," Wukong nodded, and then handed the bowl to Wujing, "The monsters will really be tossed to death by Master and Junior Brother later! You and Second Junior Brother stand guard, I'll go back!"

Wujing watched Wukong drive away on the cloud, and carefully sent the bowl to Wu Neng: "Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother, the speed of driving the cloud has become faster recently. Look, the food inside is still warm after flying so far. !"

Wu Neng glanced at it and nodded perfunctorily.

However, Wu Jing didn't care about this, and stepped forward to please him: "Second Senior Brother, eat it while it's hot."

"I have no appetite, you eat!"

Wu Neng had a sleepy face, as long as he thought of the pig face on his face, he would try to seek death like little white dragon Aoyu.As the "Most Handsome, Most Stylish and Most Popular Male Immortal No. 1" selected by the female immortals of Tianting Weekly, he could not accept his transformation from being tall, handsome and rich in a short period of time.