Mother of God, your sister

There is also a certain kind of gloating mentality of watching his rival Hongjun play.As for the other two, they were naturally going to sue, but they were given a lot of attention and permission by the shocking news of Nuwa's pregnancy.

Such a long silence finally made them wake up from the shocking dick, and their minds began to turn.

Zhunti and Jieyin looked at each other suspiciously. He remembered that she was fine when he met Nuwa before, and he still had the energy to compete with him for the custody of the Lingming Stone Monkey... Wait!Could it be that the one in her stomach is...

Zhunti almost fell on his back in anger, and immediately came out and said: "Teacher, when I saw Nuwa and Lu Ya together a few days ago, she was clearly fine!" The implication is that Nuwa is clearly not pregnant , just put the stone that conceived the Lingming stone monkey into his arms and pretended to be pregnant, so as to cut off his idea of ​​taking the Lingming stone monkey away!

Seeing the solemn expressions of Hongjun and the others, Nuwa yelled inwardly, she wouldn't be exposed so soon...

Just when Nuwa decided to surrender herself immediately, Hongjun repeated Zhunti's words sadly: "You mean, you saw Nuwa and 6·press·in·one·a few days ago At that time, Nuwa was not pregnant yet?"

Make sure to raise your head heavily, teacher, you must be aware of the details this time!Just when Zhunti was thinking that he had managed to win a round in Nuwa's hands, Yuanyuan and Tongtian suddenly attacked Lu Ya who was beside him at the same time!

"Hey!... What are you doing?!" Caught off guard, Lu Ya quickly dodged and saw that Yuanyuan and Tongtian had already sacrificed the Pangu Banner and Qingping Sword, and were looking at him murderously.

"Senior Brother Yuan, Senior Brother Tongtian, what are you doing?" Nuwa was also shocked by this change, she subconsciously wanted to step forward to mediate.

Laozi held Nuwa back.

"Eldest brother?" Seeing Yuanyuan and Tongtian's attacks getting more and more fierce, Nuwa became anxious. She had her best friend on one side and her elder brother on the other. She didn't want the three of them to lose to both.

I coldly glanced at Lu Ya, who was dodging the attack in embarrassment, "This kind of scum who dares to be a scumbag, I will let you two senior brothers express this anger for you," and then patted Nuwa reassuringly. hand, "You are pregnant now, be careful to step forward and be affected."

Facing Lao Tzu's words, Nuwa's whole body was in a bad mood: "...huh?"

Fuxi looked distressed: "Nuwa, you don't need to cover up for that bastard!"

Nu Wa was still in a daze: "Big Brother, Senior Brother, what are you talking about..."

Hongjun and Luohu also walked in front of Nuwa, looking at Lu Ya with an unprecedented cold expression: "Since Zhunti said that you were not pregnant when I saw you a few days ago, the only one who can make you pregnant in a short time is Lu Ya, who has always been with you!"

It is rare for Nuwa and Zhunti Zhunti to be at the same tune: "..."

Teacher, I don't mean that! Are you so unwilling to face up to the fact that Nu Wa is lying!Zhunti's face is full of cattle.

Lu Ya, who heard Hongjun's explanation on the sidelines, suddenly realized. While dodging the attack of Yuantongtian, he shouted at Nuwa: "Kouhu! I'm innocent, okay! You must tell them about Nuwa! Clear ah ah ah..."

Seeing that Lu Ya had been wronged, Nuwa was indeed a little guilty, and was about to explain it clearly to Hongjun and the others, when she caught a glimpse of the hopeful reception from the corner of her eye, Nuwa suddenly came back to her senses!Isn't the reason why she pretended to be pregnant because she didn't want Zhunti to take Xiao Shitou away? If she made it clear, then it's impossible for Teacher Hongjun to stop Zhunti.

Nu Wa, who secretly made up her mind, gave Lu Ya a sorry look, "Well... this child... is indeed Lu Ya's!"

Lu Ya: "Damn it!"

The receptionist mentioned: "Mouth!"

Hongjun, Luohu, Fuxi, and Lao Tzu were all original: "As expected! Lu Ya, you are a heartless man!"

Facing the sad and angry eyes of her best friend Lu Ya, Nu Wa had no choice but to apologize. The existence of the so-called best friend who hurts friends is to shine at such a time!

"Oh!" Just when Lu Ya couldn't bear it anymore and finally fought back with Yuan Tongtian, Nu Wa suddenly felt his stomach sink.

Fuxi, Hongjun, Luohu, Laozi and the four surrounded Nuwa and said, "Nuwa, what's wrong with you?"

Nuwa frowned and said, "The stomach... the stomach (the stone on it) seems to be splitting open!"

Luo Hu was shocked: "Nu Wa, you are about to give birth!"

This sentence shocked the three of Lu Ya and the three of them even dropped the spirit treasure in their hands. They all looked at Nuwa's... A fetus is no different (…).

Hongjun sighed: "This child is so lively, like me and Nuwa."

Luo Hu also echoed: "Just looking at it, you can tell that he didn't inherit the genes of his scumbag father!"

Inheritance... Gene... Luo Hu, you are really high-end.

Lu Ya, who was finally complained about as a negative example, had a feeling of tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart.

The little stone moved more and more violently, and Nuwa also felt a little uncomfortable.

Hongjun and others were in a hurry, and finally appointed Lao Tzu, who had experience in delivering Shennong's birth, to help Nuwa give birth.

Tong Tian saw that the scene was chaotic, and saw Lu Ya standing there blankly, so he was so angry that he raised the Qingping Sword and slashed him a few times.

"Tongtian!" Yuan Yuan actually stopped him.

Tong Tian's eyes were red: "Second brother, let me kill this heartless man!"

Yuanyuan said calmly: "No, no matter how bastard this scumbag is, he is also the father of Nuwa's unborn child. Do you want our nephew to lose his father at birth?"

Lu Ya: "..."

Acceptance Prompt: "..."

On the day of Nuwa's birth, the sky and the earth changed, and the divine light shot down from the Zixiao Palace, which even alarmed the gods in the heaven. The Haotian Jade Emperor went to the Zixiao Palace to find out the reason.Soon, all the immortals saw the Haotian Jade Emperor returning from 33 days away in a trance, announcing that the cause of the earthquake was... the birth of the child of the sage Nuwa and Taoist Lu Ya.

Knowing the true relationship between Nuwa and Luya, Xuandu Kongxuan Dapeng and the disciples of the three religions: "..."

But they couldn't help but believe it, because Kong Xuan and Dapeng soon saw their aunt smiling and holding a burden in her arms, and said to them: "This is your cousin!"

Lu Ya: I a#￥%&*!Nuwa, are you addicted to pretending to be a virgin, and you really think that Lingming Stone Monkey is your biological son? !

Nuwa: Oh, my son looks so cute!

159 Lingming Stone Monkey Four

The nickname Shenma is really the dark history of the life of the future Monkey King.

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Lingxiao Palace.

The immortals are arranged in order from left to right, and the Jade Emperor Haotian and the Queen Mother Yaochi are sitting at the top.Except for the Taishang Laojun, who is a good corpse of Lao Tzu, who knows what is going to happen next, all the immortals are talking about the divine light that rushed down from 33 days away.

Some said that the Taoist ancestor was practicing kung fu, some said that the Eastern Emperor Taiyi woke up, and some said that the demon lord Luo Hu went to the Taoist ancestor to fight to the death (huh?), in short, each has its own theory.

After Haotian came back from Zixiao Palace, he felt that his whole body was not well, and at the moment he was looking at the nonsense of the immortals in the audience with a sore face.Yao Chi looked at him worriedly.

Finally, seeing all the immortals arguing and blowing their beards and staring, they were about to roll up their sleeves and start a fight. The Qinghua Emperor Taiyi of the East Pole and the Changsheng Emperor Nanji of the South Pole looked at each other. what's going on?"

When the immortals heard this, they stopped making noise and looked at Haotian eagerly.These days without gossip are really hard!

Haotian was in a trance, and suddenly returned to God: "What, what?"

The expressions of Taiyi and Nanji also became serious. Could it be that the Jade Emperor heard some bad news?Is it the catastrophe of the heavens and the earth, or is the Lich about to fight again? !

The newly-appointed Xiji Gochen Great Emperor Lei Zhenzi said: "Jade Emperor, this trip to Zixiao Palace, Taoist ancestor can tell you about the origin of that divine light?"

The corner of Haotian's mouth twitched when he heard the keywords "Zixiao Palace" and "Shenguang": "Daozu... really said it."

Yao Chi wondered: "Since that's the case, why don't you speak out. Even if there is any difficulty, all the immortals can discuss it together!"

All the immortals quickly echoed: "Yes, yes!"

Haotian let out a long sigh, covered his face and said, "I don't know what to say!"

All the immortals who had never seen Haotian's embarrassing expression were stunned.

Yao Chi said: "What's going on?"

"Alas..." Haotian sighed again, "I went to Zixiao Palace to seek the Daoist Patriarch before, but I didn't expect Brother Sanqing, Senior Sister Nuwa, Amitabha Buddha and Mother Zhunti Buddha to be there."

Everyone nodded and stood in a row to listen to the story of General Haotian's past...

Haotian was a little bit embarrassed and said: "The scene was quite chaotic at that time... I am a senior brother! Here! For! Nu! Wa! Teacher! Sister! Answer! Give birth!" In order to express his excitement, Haotian used nine exclamation points.

All the immortals: o__o

Yaochi's eyes widened: "What?!"

It seemed that it would not be so embarrassing to say it, Haotian spoke faster and faster: "In less than a moment, Senior Sister Nuwa gave birth! She is also one of the four monkeys in the world!"

"Huh?" Yuan Hong, who was also one of the four monkeys in the world, was surprised.

Yaochi's sensitivity as a woman made her grasp the key point quickly: "...Wait, who is the father of the child?"

"Uh, it's Daoist Lu Ya."

There was a gasp in the audience.

Haotian sighed again, "This is simply..."

Taishang Laojun said that he understood Haotian's difficulties very well. When he was informed of the news by Lao Tzu, he even practiced and abolished the elixir that he was about to release!As a good corpse, he can't understand Lao Tzu's brain circuit at all. The human head and snake body + the innate fire essence actually gave birth to a spirit stone monkey. How can all saints and Dao ancestor demon masters ignore such a big bug?Thinking about it, Haotian also thought of this question...

I saw Haotian continued the above sentence with a distressed face: "...It's too fast, why not, I don't even have time to think about what full moon gift I should give my little nephew?"

Laojun: o__o

Is it because the world is evolving too fast or all saints are brain-dead... Taishang Laojun was speechless.At this moment, he still doesn't know that he is already the only bosom friend in the prehistoric world who can resonate with Jieyin Zhunti!

Little Eleven of Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole admired: "As expected of Aunt Nuwa and Uncle Lu Ya's son, he has such great power since he was born!"

San Xiao and the others were also moved: "It's so touching, the long-distance love race between Uncle Nuwa and Daojun Lu Ya finally has a beautiful result! That child is the crystallization of their love!"

Yuan Hong couldn't contain his excitement: "I didn't expect that the two powerful children are also the Four Monkeys of the Hunshi. It's really an honor for Mrs. Yuan to be one of the Four Monkeys of the Hunshi!"

The rest of the immortals also said that this is really not easy, and they must make up a new wedding gift to the newlyweds on the day of the child's full moon.

Laojun: What about science?Why can a monkey be born with a human head and a snake body and the innate spirit of Lihuo!Are the science kings dead?

As the only normal god among a group of brain-dead gods, Taishang Laojun said that the feeling of "everyone is drunk and I am sober" is really terrible!Daozu, why don't you make me lose my mind too! !

Yang Jian, who was dubbed the Erlang God, smiled and said to Nezha beside him: "On the day when the son-in-law's uncle's child is full moon, the disciples of the three religions will definitely go to congratulate. Why don't you and I go together?"

Nezha, whose EQ was so low that it was negative, nodded readily: "Okay, please trouble Senior Brother Yang!"

Taiyi and Daji squinted their eyes and glared at Yang Jian at the same time: They actually wanted to abduct my apprentice/junior brother!

Yang Jian: The plan works! o(n_n)o

Yaochi stood up excitedly, pumped his fist with blood on his face, and said: "This is really exciting news, Yunxiao! Stop publishing this upcoming issue of Tianting Weekly, and change the headline to 'Nuwa Saint and Lu Yadao The end of Jun’s long-distance race of love—the four monkeys of the mixed world... Uh," Yaochi paused suddenly, and looked at Haotian, "What's the child's name?"

Haotian stroked his chin: "Sister Nuwa seems to be insisting on naming her Sun Wukong. But Teacher Hongjun gave her little nephew a nickname, called...Maomao." Haotian said the nickname with some difficulty.

The audience was silent for another moment, and then the immortals began to scramble to flatter Daozu again.

"As expected of Daoist Hongjun, this name is really appropriate!"

"That's right! Isn't the Lingming stone monkey a monkey, it must be furry!"

"This nickname is catchy to read, the rhyme is sonorous, lively and melodious, Daozu has so much connotation!"

"..."

"Okay!" Yaochi waved his hand domineeringly, "Yunxiao Qiongxiao Bixiao, mobilize all the immortals in the heavenly court, and must change the headline of the weekly magazine before tomorrow to 'The end of the long-distance love race between the sage Nuwa and Daoist Lu Ya——Hunshi The birth of Mao Mao, one of the four monkeys'!"

San Xiao looked solemn: "Yes!"

Since then, the black history that Monkey King, the future Monkey King, is least willing to review in his life has gradually become known to everyone in the prehistoric world.

Let's take a look at the opinions of some great gods who have subscribed to Tianting Weekly——

Holding Tianting Weekly in one hand, Hong Yun said with a serious expression, "Now I suddenly realize that Jingwei's nickname is really nice!"

Hongjun held Tianting Weekly, with a grim expression on his face: "Maomao belongs to my Nuwa, what does it have to do with that bastard Lu Ya!"

Fuxi casually flipped through the Tianting Weekly, and said calmly: "Actually, as long as the child has a mother, uncle and grandfather, it is all right, and the father does not need to exist."

I counted the circulation of Tianting Weekly, and said worriedly: "On the day of Mao Mao's full moon, all monks from the prehistoric world will come to join in the fun. Will it scare the children?"

Being cast aside as a scumbag, Lu Ya, who was elected No. 1 of Tianting Weekly's new generation of scumbags, burst into tears: "I said that the child is not mine..."

Only when the whole prehistoric people knew about it, did they see the legendary cousin Kong Xuan and Dapeng: "..."

Xuandu who only felt the thunder rolling in the sky: "..."

160 Monkey King One

Maomao...ah, yes—on the day of Monkey King's full moon, the Wa Palace 33 days away was indeed full of guests, whether it was to admire the reputation of Nuwa Saint and Lu Ya Daojun, or to see the true face of several saints and Taoist ancestors, or They came purely to join in the fun, and it was the first time that Wa Palace, which had been silent for many years, was full of people.

With so many guests, how can Qingyu manage to get by alone.Qingniao, who is already the Xuannv of Nine Heavens, also came to help, as well as Ximei and Bo Yikao who practiced Taoism in Wa Palace after the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods.In the end, there were more and more immortals, and the third and fourth generation disciples of the Sanqing sect had to stand up to help greet the guests.

The visitors were all Daluo Jinxian and above, although most of them came uninvited, but Nuwa and Hongjun couldn't bear it.In their view, Maomao is their most precious child, and they wish more and more people would come to congratulate him!

Haotian and Yaochi brought a group of celestial families here, many of them were disciples of the Three Religions, and they were indescribably close to Maomao, their own family, and sent out countless spiritual treasures one after another as if they were not enough. Wa couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.Although these magic weapons are nothing in terms of her realm, Mao Mao is still young after all, and with these magic weapons to protect her body, she can feel at ease (?).

Haotian even named Maomao "Monkey King" to show his love for this nephew.All the immortals felt nothing, only Xuandu felt that the thunder was rolling and messy in the wind.

Fu Xi lovingly looked at his little nephew who was sleeping soundly, and asked Kong Xuan and Dapeng with a smile, "When will you two boys give birth to a grandson for your father?"

Kong Xuan was startled when he heard the words, and said helplessly: "Father, you think too far... Besides, you can't force your son to find a Taoist companion!"

Dapeng didn’t know why, the Taoist No. 1 candidate in his mind turned out to be his senior brother Duobao, he was so scared that he immediately shook his head, and thought to himself: Dapeng, Dapeng, you are just a traitor who is angry with Duobao. It's just teaching, there is absolutely no other meaning...

Luo Hu looked helplessly at Hongjun hugging Mao Mao, a little jealous of Hong Jun and Mao Mao at the same time.He suddenly rubbed his belly, wondering what his and Hongjun's child is... Bah, bah, bah!Luo Hu suddenly came back to his senses, knocked on the head, it was Hongjun's boy who wanted to give birth, and he had been suppressed for so many years, it didn't make sense to even give birth to the child by himself!

Hongjun happily coaxed Maomao, not noticing the abnormality of his relative Luo Hu.

In order to avoid suspicion, Di Jun did not appear in the hall.Although the prehistoric people have almost heard the news of his awakening, Di Jun still hopes that the next time he appears in front of the immortals, it will be the time when he and Tai Yi will restore their peak cultivation and compete against the witch clan and Buddhism again.

Xiao Shi also took advantage of the fact that the immortals were not paying attention, and went to the apse under Qing Yu's arrangement.

"Father!" The moment he saw Di Jun, all the panic and fear that Xiao Shi had accumulated for so many years poured out, and he threw himself into Di Jun's arms with tears in his eyes.

Di Jun patted Xiao Shi's back with a trembling right hand, and the countless words finally condensed into a sigh, "...Son, father is back."

Xiao Shi's eyes turned red, and he hugged Di Jun tightly and did not let go.Over the years, although Aunt Nuwa, Demon Master Kunpeng and a group of former monster tribes were by his side, Xiao Shi, who had lost nine brothers and two fathers one after another, was still a little indescribably depressed.Brother Kong Xuan and Aunt Nuwa did treat him very well, but they were not his relatives after all, and he could not let go of his restraint.

In Di Jun's arms, Xiao Shi felt unprecedented warmth and peace of mind, as if his father had never left him for so many years.Immediately, as if thinking of something, Xiao Ten said sullenly, "Father, when will Daddy and Aunt Xihe wake up?"

Di Jun paused and said affirmatively, "Daddy, Xi and Auntie will definitely wake up!"

When Xiao Shi had cried enough and came out of Di Jun's embrace embarrassingly, Kunpeng who was beside him stepped forward, knelt down and said, "Kunpeng pays homage to His Majesty the Demon Emperor!"

Di Jun's eyes fell on Kunpeng from Xiaoshi, and he said softly: "Kunpeng, these years... you have worked hard."

Kunpeng's kneeling body trembled, he clenched his fists and said excitedly: "Your Majesty, it is Kunpeng's honor to serve His Majesty!"

Di Jun nodded appreciatively: "In the past, the old tribe of the monster clan is now in Beihai?"

Kunpeng said: "Your Majesty, except for the monster clan who controls the Zhoutian Xingdou array and follows the ten princes, the rest of the monster clans are in Beihai, waiting for your awakening all these years... In addition, the Tongtian sage also took some of them away. The seriously injured monster clan..." Kunpeng hesitated to speak at this point.

Di Jun already knew the reason for Kunpeng's hesitation, he closed his eyes, and said coldly: "Jieyin Zhunti took advantage of the danger, so that my people's natal demon light will be suppressed, and there will be no day of enlightenment. I will definitely take this revenge with them." liquidation!"

Kunpeng crouched deeply, choked with sobs and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

In the main hall, Lao Tzu and others watched Kunpeng and Xiao Shi enter the back hall, looked at each other, and blocked the eyes of the rest of the immortals in unison.

Jieyin Zhunti had been paying attention to the movements of several people, and found out all at once.Then he secretly said Amitabha, that's all, in order to make the West prosperous, he did use some despicable methods against the monster race.If Di Jun and Tai come to take revenge one day later, everything will be up to him!

Looking at Jieyin's resolute expression, Zhunti also secretly made up his mind that he must face it with his senior brother in the future.

Buddhism is also not good for people, except for the reception of Zhunti, two of the highest-ranking Buddhas of the third generation have a good relationship with Nuwa, and the remaining disciples can only congratulate.

After Ran Deng delivered the presents, he dragged Zhao Gongming, who was with Tong Tian, ​​to the corner to talk to each other. The newlyweds hadn't even spent their honeymoon, and they were separated because of the catastrophe. It was really a disaster; Putting on Buddha's airs, he chatted absent-mindedly with the younger brothers and sisters of Jiejiao. In fact, his attention was all moved by the silent Dapeng, but unfortunately the latter ignored him at all; For a moment, Lingbao ran away under the encouraging (?) eyes of Nuwa and others. As for whether he planned to be a ghost beast or a ghost beast... We don't know about this [Hey

The immortals of the teaching and teaching turned a blind eye to this. For the brothers who have been enslaved and oppressed by the ghost and animal duo for many years, the brain circuit of the ghost and animal is different from theirs. Don't bring your behavior into the brain circuit of the two , This is definitely the truth of Kunlun Mountain for thousands of years!Therefore, Manjusri, Puxian and others enjoyed themselves with their brothers whom they had not seen for a long time, avoiding the next storm of ghosts and animals like ostriches.

For example, Cihang, who was xxoo, returned to Buddhism and would definitely punish them for not being able to save them; Lingbao, who was still very dissatisfied with xxoo, would put all the rest of his experience on them...

All in all, the disciples of Chanjiao were all tears!

161 The Great Sage Equaling Heaven II

Jin Chanzi is actually a very curious... er, talkative.

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Not to mention what kind of revenge the Chanjiao disciples will suffer when Cihang returns. After Zi Hongjun presented grandson Mao Mao with a full moon gift in the hall, all the immortals present generously donated money. A top magic weapon is desperately sent out without money.

Nima!Anyone who sees the threatening eyes of Hongjun Daozu + Sanqing sage + Nuwa sage + Emperor Fuxi will do the same!The above is the inner confession of the immortals who are happy to give gifts on the surface, but are already heartbroken to the point of internal injury.

Next, Nu Wa walked around the hall with Maomao in her arms, giving every spectator enough time to praise her Maomao.

Taishang Laojun, as Lao Tzu's good corpse, was naturally the first guest to hug Mao Mao.The corner of his mouth twitched and stroked Mao Mao's head, and he struggled to squeeze out a few words of praise between his teeth: "This kid... has a good body..."

Nuwa's expression of "Of course my child's body is not bad, does it matter? But since Laojun, you have praised me so much, I don't want to carelessly thank you for Maomao." The expression made Laojun's stomach hurt even more.

The Bodhi Patriarch at the side patted Laojun's shoulder sympathetically, and his consolation was beyond words.As a good corpse who is also a saint, he and Laojun still have a lot in common.Back then, Jieyin and Zhunti rebelled against the Taoist sect and established themselves as a sect of Buddhism. In order to repay the karma of the Taoist sect, Zhunti left the good corpse in the Taoist sect forever.

Because the three corpses cannot be merged, Zhunti will not be able to improve his cultivation after sanctification.In addition to sharing some of Zhunti's sanctification experience, Bodhi's practice also belongs to the category of Taoism.To some extent, Zhunti and Bodhi already exist as two individuals.But in order to avoid the embarrassment of Taoism and Buddhism, Bodhi has always practiced on Fangcun Mountain, and he never stepped out of the mountain gate even in the Battle of Conferred Gods.

Of course, the consequence of being too housebound is not being able to keep up with the trend of the times.

When Bodhi received the invitation from Nuwa, he almost thought he was dazzled. He couldn't understand how Nuwa, who was a different species with a human head and a snake body, and Lu Ya, the innate spirit of Lihuo, combined the two. No matter how mutated the child is, it is impossible to become a monkey, right? !However, the people around him all had such a natural expression, and Bodhi had the illusion of time travel when he walked into Wa Palace.

If it weren't for Bodhi Dao's determination, I'm afraid he would be assimilated by the thoughts of the immortals in the temple immediately or think that he is abnormal!Even so, as a normal monk, he still felt out of place in such an atmosphere.

Fortunately, he finally found a confidant!

Lao Tzu, who also had a stiff smile and thought that Mr. Science was dead, was a good corpse, Mr. Taishang!

The two of them clenched their hands excitedly, filled with water, speechless...

The abnormality of Laojun and Bodhi naturally cannot be concealed from those present. Laozi and Zhunti immediately defended Xuandu and Jieyin, saying that they had no intention of facing Zhuangti/Laozi at all.

Xuandu pretended not to care, but he still ignored Lao Tzu uncomfortably, and ran to Nuwa to look after Gu's little nephew Mao Mao.Leaving Lao Tzu at the side sighing, wondering if he had a heart-to-heart talk with the good corpse he hadn't seen for many years, could it be that he was too focused on alchemy when he was in the heavenly court, resulting in abnormal aesthetics?As long as Lao Tzu thinks that the face that resembles him by five points is full of affection for the face that resembles Zhunti, he can't help but shiver!

Jieyin explained to the terrified Zhunti that he didn't care. Seeing Zhunti's relieved expression, he secretly wondered if he would also release the good corpse to talk to Bodhi about life. of……

Soon it was the turn of Duobao's disciple, Jin Chanzi.

Xuandu used to be very curious about this Tang Sanzang's past life, but only after seeing him today did he know what it means to be "better known than to meet".This eminent Buddhist monk who was said to have been demoted for "contemptuous of Buddhism" is actually a very curious...uh, talkative.

As long as there is a sentence of Buddhism that Jin Chanzi cannot understand, he will trace back to the source, background, and various explanations of this sentence of Buddhism. He will even ask all Buddhist Bodhisattvas for dialectical analysis, and then sort out what the Buddhas said Into a book, from which to compare.If he still doesn't understand, he will repeat the above action again.If I understand it, I am worried that other Buddhist disciples will not understand it, so I will enthusiastically explain it to them one by one.

What broke the Buddhist disciples even more is that Jin Chanzi not only has such a thirst for knowledge in Buddhism, but he permeates almost every aspect of life, and he especially likes to chat with Buddhist disciples.For example, what did you do before becoming a Buddha, who saved you, what was your race in the previous life, how did you live in Buddhism, which scriptures you think are the best...etc.

Xuandu seriously suspects that the reason why Jin Chanzi was demoted to the lower world is that he is too disrespectful of Buddhism.

Seeing that the smile on the corner of Nuwa's mouth was also froze due to Jin Chanzi's chatter, Duobao of course stood up and said, "Jin Chanzi, step back quickly, there are still many guests behind."

Jin Chanzi drooped his head and said, "Yes." Even his voice became weak.

Duobao sighed, and patted Jin Chanzi's head, "This is Wahuang Palace, after returning, those disciples can do whatever you want."

The Buddhist disciples behind Duobao: o_o Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey We heard it right, Buddha, you are committing crimes!

Dapeng, who was not far away, saw Duobao pampering Jin Chanzi, unconsciously feeling sour.Duobao you big bastard!I have not accepted a single apprentice in Jiejiao for so many years, and I have a lot of disciples not long after I started Buddhism!Sure enough, you have long thought of defecting and intercepting the teaching! !

Kong Xuan looked at Dapeng who was burning with jealousy and didn't know it, and sighed.Silly brother, why do you think Duobao, as the chief disciple, does not accept disciples? Is it because he is afraid that you will be jealous?The Holy Mother of the Fire Spirit back then, what a talent, how many treasures were handed over to Gui Ling!

As for the matter of accepting disciples in Buddhism... Kong Xuan took a look at Duobao. Even though the hope was slim, he still fantasized that one day his disciples could take over the position of Buddha and return to Taoism...?

Tong Tian silently took all this into his eyes, his expression was gloomy, and his heart was still very uncomfortable.

Yuanyuan squeezed his hand tightly, comforting him silently: "Everything will be fine."

At this time, Lu Ya, who was haggard because of being seriously injured by rumors, met Kunpeng, who was haggard because of a broken relationship, in the corner.

Lu Ya naturally knew about Kunpeng's crush on Nuwa, and he suddenly felt a little guilty: "You..."

Kunpeng looked deeply at Lu Ya, the man in front of him was not as handsome as him, his literary talent was not as good as him, and even his character was extremely bad, except that his cultivation base was a bit higher than his, he was basically a little boy.but!Kunpeng thought bitterly, but Nuwa was bewildered by his rhetoric!

"Ah...forget it!" Kunpeng looked at Nuwa who was holding Mao Mao with a happy face from a distance, and said decadently: "Take good care of Nuwa, if you dare to let her down, I won't let you go! "

After he finished speaking, he left.

Lu Ya burst into tears: "They say that Nuwa and I have nothing to do! We are very pure!"

A Heavenly Court Immortal who overheard Lu Ya shouting gave Lu Ya a contemptuous look, "Scumbag!"

Lu Ya: "..."

162 Monkey King Three

Nü Wa took it for granted that how could people of different races be able to fall in love.

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More than 300 years later, on Huaguo Mountain where Nuwa was "pregnant".

I saw that the entire Huaguo Mountain was surrounded by many formations, the pale white mist was floating in the mountain, the clear stream was flowing, the spiritual spring was bubbling, the flowers were blooming, full of amazing spirituality, like a fairy tower in the heaven.On the top of the mountain, there is a spirit tree with apricot-yellow fruit. It is old and strong, with twisted roots, and the whole body exudes the vicissitudes of life and ancient atmosphere.From time to time, a few little monkeys jumped up to the tree to pick the fruit, gnawed a few mouthfuls, and then discarded the core.

Such behavior, if seen by a monk who knows the goods, may be how heartbroken it will be.It's a waste of money for a monkey who has not yet opened its spiritual wisdom to treat Huang Zhongli, one of the top ten spiritual roots in the world, like this!This Huang Zhongli was given to Nuwa by Hongjun after his first sermon in Zixiao Palace, and now Nuwa gave it to her son Mao Mao.

In the distance of Huaguo Mountain, a young man flew over with clouds, and the mountain guard formation slowly closed after sensing the youth's aura.Some of the sharp-eyed monkey soldiers went to report, and some stood at the gate of the mountain to welcome the youth.

After landing on the top of the mountain, the young man walked slowly and said to an old monkey, "Where is Wukong?"

This monkey is too old to be old, but thanks to Huang Zhongli's blessing, he can last at least a few decades, "Return to the real person, the king is currently taking a nap in the water curtain cave."

The young man laughed: "My lord? How come Wukong is the same as the king of the mountain?"

Apparently, the old monkey also had the same opinion. He nodded with empathy, and finally said helplessly, "Your Majesty likes his subordinates to call him that."

The corner of the young man's mouth twitched slightly, and he walked slowly towards the Shuilian Cave with his hands behind his back, and said with a loud smile: "Forget it, let me go and meet our Great King Sun!"

In the Water Curtain Cave, Wukong was lying on a lotus platform and sleeping soundly. The little monkeys eagerly pushed him aside, "My lord! My lord!"

"Hmm..." Wukong murmured a few times, opened his eyes in a daze and said, "Didn't you tell me not to disturb my king's nap?"

One of the little monkeys said anxiously: "No, my lord, your elder brother Kong Xuan is here!"

Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what the little monkey said, and he jumped up from the lotus platform: "What!"

At this time, the young man Kong Xuan had floated to the ground, he looked around, and finally sighed: "Wukong, Wukong, your little life is much more comfortable than that of my brother and me."

Wukong waved back a group of monkey soldiers, and smiled obsequiously at the young man: "Cousin Kong Xuan, why are you here?"

Kong Xuan reached out and knocked on Wukong's head, pretending to be angry and said: "You still have the nerve to ask, if you hadn't run away from home, would Dapeng and I have been talked about by my aunt?"

Wukong said nervously: "Mom, she's not angry, is she?"

Kong Xuan shook his head helplessly: "Since you are worried about your aunt getting angry, why did you run away from home that day?"

Wukong hugged his head and wailed: "Brother, if I don't run away from my brother, I will be married off by my mother! I really can't stand blind dates all day long!"

What is it all about?Let's rewind the timeline a little bit --

After the Maomao Full Moon Wine was held, the Buddhists encountered another four monkeys born in the same world on the way back to Lingshan, which was the arm-branched monkey.Originally, Maitreya Buddha wanted to accept him as a disciple, but Bodhi and Laojun chased him away and abducted him to Fangcun Mountain.

Bodhi and Laojun have recognized each other as their bosom friends since they first met in Wa Palace.They also wanted to analyze why a monkey could be born with a human head and a snake body, but they didn't dare to experiment with Mao Mao, so they had to give up.

But Huang Tian paid off, Bodhi invited the old gentleman to Fangcun Mountain to discuss Taoism, and the birth of the Armed Ape was counted.This research has lasted for hundreds of years. Laojun simply lived in Fangcun Mountain. After all these years, he did not return to the heaven, which made all the immortals who lost Laojun's free medicine supply cry for their fathers and mothers.

Tong Tian also thinks furry creatures like monkeys are cute, and the other four monkeys in the mixed world