Mother of God, your sister

Unexpectedly, the first person to speak out was Cihang, the current Buddhist Guanzi Bodhisattva.

Duobao was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses and said, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, if you have something to say, please speak."

Cihang smiled softly, making his already handsome appearance even more mellow, and many young novice monks with lower cultivation levels began to feel dizzy.On the contrary, Duobao and others, who knew how famous the duo of ghosts and animals are in Kunlun Mountain, didn't seem to change their faces, but they sounded the alarm one by one in their hearts-such a death smile is the prelude to ghosts and animals!

Cihang smiled and looked at the Buddhas present, and Duobao and the others felt their scalps tingle more and more, they looked at each other inexplicably with grief and indignation, and were ready to run away at any time.Seeming to have seen the embarrassment of several people, Cihang finally said: "Since the scriptures are being passed on to the east, it is not necessary for me to send the scriptures. Sending one or two Buddhist scriptures to the west to learn the scriptures, doesn't it make the scriptures more precious?"

Manjusri, Puxian and the others were immediately dumbfounded: Is this really that Cihang who does not pay for the death of ghosts and animals?Is he really going to take refuge in my Buddha!

"But..." Cihang dragged out her voice again.

Among the senior brothers, Duobao and Randeng know Cihang better. The two of them looked at each other and knew that Cihang must have another trick.

Cihang smiled brightly: "As for the Buddhist scriptures, we have to negotiate with a few sages, and there is also the underworld..."

In the meaningful words, Duobao had an epiphany.Emotional Cihang was talking back and forth, but the ultimate goal was still the underworld. Sure enough, he was still holding grudges against Pingxin for cheating the Twelve Golden Immortals and starting the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods.

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The compassionate (?) Cihang means that he is playing a big game of chess.

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On this day, in the dark six realms of reincarnation that never sees the sun, a group of dazzling light miraculously appeared.It is said that it is human instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and to yearn for light, so for the ghosts who stayed in the underworld until their souls were moldy (?), the light was so bright that they almost looked down on the center of light. That huge bald head...huh?

Maitreya, the originator of the light, was very proud. He imagined the ghosts who had converted devoutly under the Buddha light that he continuously emitted with his bald head (...), and then calculated how much merit this time, he couldn't help but feel happy. The bald head is getting more and more... Bright and bright, almost comparable to a big light bulb.

Medicine Master Liuli Buddha felt that something was wrong, but he saw the pious (?) eyes of the ghosts bathed in the light of Buddha looking directly at his junior brother, the expressionless faces of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva Cihang and Tathagata Buddha Duobao , he was relieved.Looking at the expressions of Duobao and the others, perhaps they have not really returned to their hearts, so they feel unhappy at this time.

The above is the brain supplement of a kind-hearted pharmacist who does not understand the dangers of the world. Please read the truth below.

Duobao and the others were more than unhappy, they almost died laughing. ←←

At the moment they are sitting upright and making very deep eye contact. It seems that the disciples from the three sects of the Taoist sect will learn the "teacher and brother have tacit understanding" without a teacher, also known as "Since I have him, I no longer have to worry about the unknown race and the language barrier." problem!"

The image of an ancient Buddha with a benevolent face and a good monk in the past: Maitreya is so stupid, hasn't he realized that he has been fooled by Junior Brother Cihang?

Cihang has a kind and compassionate bodhisattva face on his head: it can only be said that when God gave him a head much larger than others, it did not match him with the brain capacity he should have.

Shiji stood dignifiedly on the right side of Duobao, posing as a Bodhisattva of Great Strength, silently praising Cihang's words: Brother, you are really insightful!

Duobao clasped his hands together, similarly pitiful, but seemed to be overwhelmed by Shiji's words, his right eyebrow trembled: Keke, calm down!Don't tell these facts in front of the person involved, even eye contact is very hurtful.

Manjusri and Puxian, who were making soy sauce, complained: Brother Mingming Duobao, your words hurt people's hearts even more, okay!

As for the fear of keeping grandchildren... In view of the previous experience of being a ghost animal by Cihang, he still has no way to face the face of his junior brother who seems to be compassionate but actually a ghost animal, hiding behind the lamp, begging for support, no, yes Protect.

The Yaoshang Bodhisattva, who was born in the Yaozu, looked at the pantomime of the people in front of him in confusion, and gave his friend Bao Tanhua Bodhisattva a look: What are they talking about?Please translate, please translate!

Bao Tanhua Bodhisattva silently covered his face, can he say that he doesn't even know what it means when his friend gives him the eyes?

After a short moment of eye contact, Ping Xin, who was startled by Maitreya Buddha's light, brought Yama of the Ten Temples to the front of the Buddhas very quickly.

Ping Xin sneered and said: "Who should I be? It turns out that I am the great disciple of Saint Tongtian, Daoist Duobao. Alas, look at my memory. It should be said that I am a disciple of the former Saint. The current Buddhist Tathagata is the Buddha!" With ulterior motives, the individual words "predecessor" and "now" are accentuated.

Duobao looked cold.

Shiji, who is familiar with his senior brother's temper and knows that he is in a particularly bad mood now that he is in the period of a broken relationship, silently lights a candle for Pingxin.

But before Duobao could fight back smoothly, Maitreya, who was unwilling to be ignored, jumped out: "Ms. Pingxin, you are leading a group of people to be aggressive, what else are you doing?"

Ping Xin and Shi Dian Yan Luo: "..."

Buddhists: "..."

Even Styx, who was standing next door to the Nether Blood Sea watching, was speechless. Maitreya really had a lot of hatred. To some extent, his shamelessness had successfully choked everyone present.It is clear that the Buddhist Bodhisattvas and the four ancient Buddhas came to the underworld to occupy the territory, but Maitreya turned right and wrong and threw the black pot on Pingxin. How is this...

At this moment, Maitreya's favor in the hearts of Duobao and the others kept going up, up, up, from minus ten thousand at the beginning to... minus one hundred now, this is really a qualitative leap! [deep face

Pingxin's black-bellied learning over the years is not for nothing, just because of her previous feat of successfully defrauding four saints, it also made her brain circuit work again in a short period of time: "...It seems that Maitreya Buddha is really deep The true biography of Zhunti Buddha's mother!" Like a teacher, there must be a disciple, and both master and disciple are equally shameless!

Maitreya replied triumphantly: "Don't dare not dare, I have already benefited from the one or two true teachings of the teacher I have learned."

These words instantly killed the audience, including Maitreya's brother, Medicine Master.

Pingxin: Hey, I'm not complimenting you!

Pharmacist: Brother, why are you so naturally swollen?

Bodhisattvas: Buddha Maitreya, you are not suitable for acting cute...

In this regard, Duobao and others who knew the truth turned their attention to Cihang.

Facing the eyes of the brothers and sisters whose emotions were so complicated that it was difficult to interpret, the culprit, Cihang, smiled reservedly: "...haha."

Everyone: Oh, your sister!

However, in the time Cihang pulled Maitreya out alone to say a few words before departure, Maitreya's IQ went from plus one to minus one hundred, which also reflected the general depravity. Duobao and the others still treated Cihang I am deeply impressed.

All in all, the series was so deep that even Cihang's official CP Lingbao would think that someone coveted his family's eyes, all revealing the same idea: the name of one of the "Kunlun Mountain Ghost and Animal Duo" Head, really well-deserved reputation!

Cihang still faced this with a "hehe".

Xiao Mian, do you think Master's ghosts and beasts are so powerful?Ci Xiaohang shook his face arrogantly, let's see what happens next~~

Xuanming, the only female in the former · ancestral witch · present · among the Ten Temples of Yama, couldn't bear it at first, and said angrily: "You bastards really came to the underworld to find trouble!"

Bald ass, bald ass, bald ass...

Oh, another indiscriminate attack, a group of Yaozu disciples who were forced to join the religion were also shot while lying down, and the shooter was their sworn enemy leader.Although they meet again now, neither of them is a lich anymore, but this hatred, deeper than the sea, still flows quietly in the blood of both sides... The more Cihang thinks about it, the more excited he becomes.

Fearing Liusun who almost collapsed: Brother, please stop narrating!

Cihang: ...hehe.

Afraid that Liusun was frightened by the ghostly laughter, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Ran Deng catches Fear Liusun calmly and kicks him behind him.Well, if you lose, you don't lose. This guy's face is so embarrassing that he can't be seen by both the enemy and us!

Duobao looked at Cihang's face: "Junior brother,...the ghosts and animals should pick their time anyway."

Cihang tilted his head and thought for a while: Tsk!

Manjusri and Puxian burst into tears: I escaped from birth!

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Fear of grandson [sad face]: Hell is not empty, vow not to become a Buddha!

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At the beginning of the Six Paths of Reincarnation and Nether Underworld, apart from the ancestral witches and empresses who transformed themselves into the Underworld Pingxin Empress under the Xuanhuang merit to preserve their true spirits, there was also a creature living in the Senluo Garden of the underworld.

That creature looks like a dragon but not a dragon, a tiger but not a tiger, a lion but not a lion, a unicorn but not a unicorn, and a dog but not a dog. You can’t seem to find an animal with the same appearance as it on the Great Desolate Continent, but it seems that every animal is similar to it. The creature had similar traits and characteristics.

He just listens.

Long before the underworld was completed, Di Ting had been sleeping under the nether sea of ​​blood.If you ask him his age and the years of practice, he is also ignorant.But the most peculiar thing about Di Ting is that as long as he lies down on the ground, nothing that happens in the world can be hidden from him in an instant.

It's like Di Ting has never poked his head in the sea of ​​blood, but he clearly knows that he has two old neighbors, one is the Patriarch Styx who is in charge of the two companion spirit swords of Yuantu and Abi, and the other is Styx Bibi. Daoist Mosquito whose strength differs greatly from that of the ancestors.

Ever since Taoist Mosquito took advantage of Styx's closed-door retreat and stole many of his magic weapons to escape the sea of ​​blood, Di Ting felt a strange emotion.He only has an old neighbor, Styx, left. Although Taoist Mosquito is not authentic, he will babble to himself in the sea of ​​blood whenever he feels upset. in the communication.

Styx has a persistent and resolute character, and often retreats for tens of thousands of years, but refuses to take a step out of the sea of ​​​​blood. He only hears the waves of the sea of ​​blood every day, and he is unconsciously infatuated.At that time, he did not know that this emotion is called loneliness.

Di Ting has never been proud of his unique ability, even though he can know everything in the world with just one thought, the ridiculous thing is that he doesn't even know his own name!Di Ting didn't know what his name was, what his origin was, and what was the reason for sleeping under the sea of ​​blood all day long, all of which were unknown to him.

Gradually, Di Ting became confused, and he didn't know what the meaning of his existence was.Why can I know everyone's past, but I can't even recognize myself fundamentally?This idea slowly took root and sprouted in Di Ting's heart.

After loneliness, Di Ting learned the second emotion, resentment.

Learned by listening

The darkness was growing in Di Ting's heart, and I don't know how long it had passed. One day, the ancestor witch Hou Tu came to the sea of ​​blood, and Di Ting underneath opened his sleeping eyes for the first time at the same time.

"Now there is the descendant of the Pangu clan, who has transformed into reincarnation, and all souls will return to their place from then on!"

The moment the Six Paths of Reincarnation was established, Di Ting finally understood her identity and mission.

Oh, so my name is Di Ting.

I am the assistant arranged by the Heavenly Dao for Pingxin. Whenever I lie down on the ground, between the mountains and rivers, the caves, the heavens and the blessed land, the worms, lin worms, caterpillars, feather worms, insects, heavenly immortals, earth immortals, gods, human immortals, and ghost immortals can shine Appreciate good and evil, observe the virtuous and the foolish.

The questions that have been on my mind for hundreds of millions of years have been answered on this day, but Di Ting has long lost the despair and helplessness of asking questions when I was young.

He calmly and numbly accepted his mission, but he never paid attention to Ping Xin who visited him many times.He has long since lost interest in everything in the world, and peacefully crouching in the underworld to spend endless years quietly is his arrangement for his future life.

Faced with such a reluctance to listen to truth, Ping Xin finally failed.The six realms of samsara involve so much that it cannot be governed by a single person with a calm mind.The reason why Tiandao and Hongjun tacitly agreed to revive the ten ancestor witches is that Tiandao and Hongjun acquiesced in everything and did not touch their bodies.

After many years of ignorance, a ray of light suddenly appeared above the dark underworld.Not only the ghosts of the underworld, but even Di Ting, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, would be awakened rarely.

Listen to know that it is the light of Buddha.It is the Buddha light emitted by Maitreya Buddha in Buddhism.

The Buddha's light looked so soft and warm, as full of redemption as Di Ting longed for many years ago when he was still under the sea of ​​blood.

But for today's Di Ting, it's really ironic.

Although Di Ting dismissed this, it is not unacceptable to go for a walk after a long sleep, right?

As far as he could see, he saw the struggle between black and white, light and dark.

Then, he saw the thin figure curled up behind Ran Deng, and his eyes suddenly lit up——!

"Why do I always have a desire to eat him?"

"Oh, so that's how it is." Cihang looked at Di Ting, who was holding Fear Liusun in his arms with a face of sudden realization, and said, "Ting Di, you fell in love with my senior brother at first sight!"

Buddhism and others: "..."

Pingxin and others: "..."

Listening to the truth, he pondered for a while, and opened his mouth lazily. His deep voice made the scared Liusun in his arms tremble again: "Is it love at first sight? Like Changxi and Houyi?"

These words successfully distorted the face of Yuan·Zuwu/Yaozu·Xian·Yan Luo/Bodhisattva.

When Changxi and Houyi fell in love at first sight, Nima stabbed a knife in their chests!As far as the Yaozu were concerned, the Eastern Emperor whom they longed for was given a cuckold by a mere great witch?The Witch Clan also thinks this is definitely a conspiracy. The damned Monster Clan used a beauty trick to abolish Hou Yi, who is second only to the Zu Wu in combat power among the Witch Clan.

... Not to mention that the love-hate entanglement between the two directly led to the fuse of the Lich War. Listening to Die successfully increased the hatred value of both sides by more than ten times.To put it in a more fashionable way, his oral escape ability is about minus [-] →→

Cihang, who has nothing to do with himself, blossoms in his heart. Being a natural ghost (...), he sees the attitude of Pingxin and others towards Di Ting, and soon understands Di Ting's actual status in the underworld.Since Di Ting fell in love with senior brother at first sight, and dared to become Chan Jiao's son-in-law (Huh?), it's not easy for him to discourage his enthusiasm, is he?

Ran Deng and Duobao saw Cihang making plans over there, and sent a sympathetic look to the fearful grandson who was still struggling in Di Ting's arms. They were plotted by ghosts and animals, junior brother, rest in peace...

"Listen, I want to borrow from senior brother, don't worry, I'll return it to you right away~" Cihang said with a smile.

Fearing Liusun's sadness is like a river: Damn, when did I become that guy's man!

Cihang: "Brother, now is the time for you to sacrifice your ego and complete your big ego!"

Fearing Liusun: "That guy wants to eat me!"

Cihang: "Don't worry, it's not the 'eat' you imagined~"

Fearing Liusun: "Didn't you see that he was drooling all the time?!"

Cihang: "That's just the expression of Di Ting wanting to get close, he was a little blunt..."

Afraid to leave grandson: "..."

In short, after Cihang's brainwashing in this way and that way, Fear Liusun has come to his senses!Although it is a little bit dangerous(?) to stay in the underworld, but being able to stay away from ghosts and beasts and at the same time calm one's mind is really killing two birds with one stone!

Fear Liusun finally understood the meaning of life under the guidance of his good junior brother Cihang, and then he swore with an illusory face: "Only when all sentient beings are saved can we realize Bodhi. Hell is not empty, so I swear that I will not become a Buddha!"

Then?There is no more.

Di Ting is very satisfied and dragged his relatives back to cultivate their relationship. As for the fear of keeping grandchildren, is it voluntary?

Haha, just look at the traces of the row of fingernails mopping the floor, and the background is a landscape photo of Cihang waving at his grandson with a look of reluctance (?).

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Zhunti: "...Brother, you are the one who needs to be calm! You are about to crush the Buddhist beads!"

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Although the oath of fearing to keep grandchildren was not as shocking and shocking as when Pingxin and several saints were sanctified, it still caused a great commotion in the prehistoric land that was as calm as a pool of stagnant water after the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods.

Those who don't know, such as Zhen Yuanzi and Hong Yun, are happily living a harmonious pastoral life like an old couple in Wuzhuang Temple. When they hear the news that they are afraid of leaving their grandchildren, they feel a little bit emotional, "Sages of Sanqing teach good disciples, even if After converting to Buddhism, I still don’t forget the hatred of Pingxin for framing the disciples of the three religions in the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods.” After feeling emotional, I put all thoughts behind me, and while talking about love, I taught my daughter who has grown into a light bulb (?) Wei and his apprentice Yang Chan.

The thoughts of Zhen Yuanzi and his wife also represent the meaning of the masses at the grassroots level. In this world destroyed by the second-rate Nuwa, no one has considered that Fear Liusun is not a disciple of Chanjiao now, and his affiliation Power has come to Buddhism.In view of the various examples of the two Western saints always being deflated in the face of Sanqing and Nuwa, the masses said that they did not take this into consideration at all as a conspiracy to lead Zhunti.

——If Jieyin and Zhunti heard these thoughts, I really don’t know whether they should be happy for the insights of the masses or sad for the repeated defeats of the two senior brothers against the Sanqing Nuwa... The only thing to be thankful for Perhaps it's because the cultivation of the two of them, Jieyin Zhunti, has not yet reached this level, so that they only need to focus on the behavior of entanglement and fear of keeping their grandchildren.

Zhunti frowned so hard that he had a fight with his senior brother. Although Buddhism is booming and there are plans to take part of the control of the underworld in the future, they dare not have any ideas now because of the Taoist ancestor.Not to mention the Yama of the Ten Palaces who possesses the power of the ancestral witch, even the ancestor Styx of the Nether Blood Sea is not always annoying!

Of course, the above are just superficial excuses, the fact is that Jieyin Zhunti was frightened by Pingxin's sudden eruption of narrow-mindedness and fighting power.Back then they also knew how Pingxin was defeated again and again under Nuwa's hands. Due to some unexplainable reasons that were also suppressed by Nuwa, they still had a good impression of Pingxin in private.

But who would have thought that such a Pingxin, who had been fooled by Tiandao and Nuwa one after another, would jump out and stab Sanqing and Nuwa after holding back for so many years.Just like this, some of the disciples who intercepted and explained the teachings converted to Buddhism, and the fortune of Xuanmen was greatly reduced. In contrast, the great prosperity of Buddhism!

Zhunti, who picked up a big deal for no reason, was naturally happy in his heart, but at the same time, he was wary of Pingxin, who they had underestimated for many years.This woman is so ruthless and poisonous, no one knows that she will come out to beat you when you are weak.

According to Zhunti's idea, he planned to make good friends with the underworld first, and then gradually figured it out.Wait until the expansion of Buddhist disciples is completed, and when Buddhism is about to go to the East to promote Buddhism, then find a way to gain control of the underworld.Zhunti thought it was a good idea, but he didn't expect that just after taking the first step, his good apprentice Maitreya gave him a triple jump!

Take the Buddhist disciples directly to the underworld to find a place!

The Zhunti soul who heard the news is gone, but he is just a precious apprentice like Maitreya, and he is going to fight with the top ten ancestor witches + Pingxin according to his Daluo Jinxian cultivation base. Is he looking for death? Looking for death? Or looking for death? ?The thing that left Zhunti speechless the most was that the pharmacist, who had always been prudent and self-reliant, went crazy this time and let his junior brother mess around.

Jieyin and Zhunti also suspected in their hearts the monster tribes who were forcibly crossed to the west by them after the Lich War. After all, Di Jun woke up, and these monster tribes might want to cheat Buddhism for revenge once they have a backer.However, the most suspicious ones are the new disciples of Chan and Jie.

But just because the suspicion was too great, it was hard to suspect that they could do it.After all, with such an obvious loophole, Sanqing wouldn't just put it in front of them openly, right?Jieyin and Zhunti were a little narcissistic, at least they still have basic IQs, so it seems that such an obvious suspicion might not have been instigated by the newly returned disciples.

Just when Jieyin Zhunti ruled out the suspicion of Sanqing and Nuwa, and was struggling with the matter of who was behind the scenes, suddenly came the oath of fear of keeping grandchildren, and they turned the tables all at once!

It turns out that Sanqing and Nuwa underestimated their IQs in this way!

It turned out that Sanqing and Nuwa thought that they would not be able to find out even if the suspicion was put in front of them!

It turns out that Sanqing and Nuwa...

Mouth, Mouth, Mouth!

Zhunti: "Damn Sanqing and Nvwa! They even tried to bring disaster to the east, so that we can settle our enemies peacefully! Didn't we just rob you of your apprentices, and you sent them willingly at the beginning!"

Reception: "Junior brother, calm down."

Zhunti: "...Brother, you are the one who needs to be calm! You are about to crush the Buddhist beads!"

On one side, Zhunti was cursing Sanqing and Nuwa for their despicability, and on the other side, Lu Ya, who was afraid of keeping his grandson's oath, was also stunned.

Yuanyuan frowned: "What the hell is Fear Liusun doing?"

Lu Ya glanced at Yuan Yuan in disbelief, thinking that you don't understand such a simple truth? Hey, it's obvious that your apprentice is in Cao Ying and his heart is in Han, and he intends to help Buddhism in the underworld's hatred, okay?

At this time, Nuwa interjected, "Brother Yuan, don't you understand this?"

Hongjun and the others also nodded, with expressions of "Apprentice/Junior Brother/Master Uncle, don't you understand?"

Lu Ya was relieved, it seemed that Nuwa's brain circuits were finally normal for a while, and they were able to connect with him, the only normal person.

Tong Tian scratched his head and said embarrassingly: "Actually, I don't know very well..."

Just when Lu Ya was about to explain, Hongjun said lightly: "Could it be that you forgot that Cihang also went to Buddhism?"

Yuanyuan and Tongtian suddenly realized that Cihang's ghosts and animals are famous among the three religions, and they suddenly realized: "So it was to avoid Cihang?"

Xuan Du sighed: "Without Junior Brother Lingbao's company, Junior Brother Cihang's ghosts and animals must have improved to a higher level, no wonder Junior Brother would rather hide in the underworld for fear of staying behind..."

Kong Xuan and the other disciples who had also been "passed" by ghosts and beasts had deep expressions and couldn't help nodding.

Lu Ya got stuck, he turned his head in a daze, and saw Nuwa and the others had a joyful expression on the faces of "Cihang's ghosts and animals are really scary, no wonder the grandson would make such a decision".In an instant, Lu Ya wanted to hit the wall in grief and anger. How could he be so naive to think that Nuwa's brain circuit was finally normal for a while, and he could connect with him, the only normal person.It turned out that they had never matched up!

But it is clear that Lu Ya is not fighting alone. In the distant Lingshan and the underworld, there are several people who guide Zhunti and Pingxin, who have the same conspiracy theory as him, but I don’t know if Lu Ya will be more... ...speechless?

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Nuwa patted her belly lovingly: Teacher, I'm pregnant.

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Fearing to leave his grandson to enter the underworld, he gets Di Ting, who has partial control over the six realms of reincarnation, and implicit support from Buddhism and Taoism, and gradually fights against Yama in the Ten Temples of Pingxin. Although Buddhism is about to flourish, its foundation is weak, and all the disciples have different thoughts; The luck of the three sects of Taoism has been greatly reduced since the catastrophe of being a god, but Hongjun is behind it; in addition, Dijun, who has just awakened, has not yet recovered his cultivation at the peak, and the demons stand still.

Several parties had their own considerations, maintaining the peace on the surface, and no one dared to make a move first. In the end, it turned out that Tianting, who controlled the list of gods, took the majority, and its prestige in the world was growing day by day.In the calm and calm, dynasties in the human world changed, and soon came the Warring States period.

On this day, Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou welcomed a man and a woman.

The man walking on the left has a face like a crown jade, plain shoes in green clothes, standing upright, with a romantic and handsome elegance in every move.The woman on the right is wearing a yellow Taoist gown, with green conch eyebrows and long black hair, a silver hairpin slantedly inserted in her hair, her eyes are looking forward brightly, and there is a cloud-like aura of Wushan.Even if anyone sees it, they have to praise "what a well-matched couple of gods and gods".

The two "fairy couples" who are incomparably matched in the eyes of everyone are our second-hand Nuwa and her best friend (?) Luya. The atmosphere around the two is not as harmonious as it seems in the eyes of others.

Lu Ya was faintly impatient, and lowered his voice and said, "Don't just stay in Wa Palace, why did you suddenly come to the human world?"

Nu Wa gave him a squinting look: "Are you getting impatient after only a while?"

Lu Yahun didn't care about Nuwa's contempt: "Go slowly, I won't accompany you!"

"Ehhh?" Seeing that Lu Ya really wanted to leave, Nuwa became anxious, pulled his arm quickly, blinked and said, "Brother Lu Ya, please, please, please, you are walking with me for a while."

Lu Ya frowned: "What are you looking for?"

Nuwa pouted, and withdrew her hands grabbing Lu Ya: "I, I don't know either."

"Huh?!" Lu Ya rubbed his forehead and couldn't help raising his voice, "You don't even know why you descended to the mortal world? As a saint, you can figure it out!"

Nuwa simply squatted down, put her hands on her chin and said: "I really don't know, it's just that I had a sudden feeling in my heart before, and I didn't have time to figure it out, so I didn't even think about going down to earth."

Seeing that Nuwa was not joking, Lu Ya squatted next to Nuwa and started to think: "It can make you, a saint, feel a sense of emotion. Could it be a spiritual treasure that is destined for you?" The wonderful function of the light red hydrangea made the corners of my mouth twitch.

"Lingbao...? It doesn't look very similar." Nuwa tilted her head, and her right hand fingers were not free to draw circles on the ground.

Lu Ya touched his chin, a little confused: "After walking for so long, is there any feeling?"

"No," Nuwa pointed forward, "it seems to be there!"

Lu Ya followed Nuwa's instructions and looked over, "That's..."

"Huaguo Mountain!" The two said in unison, then frowned again.

Nuwa wondered why the name sounded so familiar, and where did she hear it.Lu Ya is dignified. Huaguo Mountain is the ancestral line of the ten states and the origin of the three islands;There are treasures that attract saints in such a place, no matter how you think about it, it feels very bad.

The two of them did not use mana, and slowly climbed to the top of the mountain relying on their feet. Nuwa murmured unconsciously: "It's close, it's close, it's near here!" She grabbed Lu and pressed her down.

Lu Ya looked around, Huaguo Mountain was indeed a treasure land, with jagged rocks on the top of the mountain, exotic flowers and plants, and cranes and silver springs.But if you want to find something among them that has a feeling for Nuwa, there is only... Lu Ya and Nuwa looked at each other, and their eyes fell on a boulder in the middle of the top of the mountain.

Nu Wa walked around the boulder curiously, poked it with her hand and said, "Is it you who have been calling me?"

To Nuwa's surprise, an aura of joy and admiration was spreading to her mind along her fingers, obviously the boulder heard what Nuwa said and responded excitedly.

Lu Ya looked at the boulder thoughtfully, "... Nuwa."

"Huh?" Nu Wa answered casually as she was having a great time playing with the boulder.

"Is this boulder a bit familiar..."

Nuwa was startled: "Familiar?" She looked at the boulder carefully, "It's really a bit..."

Unexpectedly, the boulder was not willing to let Nuwa leave, it just rolled a few times, and trembled slightly when it approached Nuwa, as if it was acting like a baby.

Nu Wa caressed the boulder at a loss, and said in a panic: "Lu Ya Lu Ya, am I crazy? Why do I have a feeling of facing Kong Xuan and Dapeng when facing the boulder!"

Lu Ya now understood the cause and effect, and lazily said: "He is also your child!"

Hearing Lu Ya's words, Jushi trembled even more vigorously, as if extremely excited.

"Huh, huh? How do you say it?"

Lu Ya rolled his eyes, "Idiot, just do the math."

Nuwa glared at him angrily, lamenting in her heart that Lu Xiaoya's children's shoes would no longer be bullied by her like before, so she figured it out.Afterwards, she patted the boulder in surprise: "Oh, so you are the colorful stone left over from patching up the sky back then! I didn't expect you to be born with spiritual wisdom!"

Lu Ya said again: "What are you going to do?"

Nu Wa took it for granted: "Of course I brought the little stone back to Wa Palace!"

Lu Ya pointed to the horizon: "Someone is already coming to grab your little rock."

Nuwa took a closer look and just saw a divine light about to hit the boulder. She subconsciously blocked the divine light and put away the boulder with a map of mountains, rivers and villages.

At the moment when she blocked the divine light, Nu Wa already knew the identity of the visitor, she angrily said: "Zhunti, what do you mean!"

Zhunti appeared and said: "This is what the poor Taoist wants to ask the empress. This huge stone is one of the four monkeys in the future, the Lingming stone monkey, and it should be my Buddhist disciple."

Nuwa said disdainfully: "What are the four monkeys in the world? I don't care. Since it is the five-colored stone left over from the sky repaired that day, it should be the people of my palace. How can you get Buddhism to be the master?"

Zhunti trembled with anger: "Nuwa, don't bully people too much!"

Nu Wa snorted coldly: "How about just bullying you!" Lu Ya took a step forward calmly.

Zhun mentioned that the current situation is not good, and he has no chance of winning in a one-on-two match. He can only go to the Zixiao Palace to see the Taoist ancestor in the future.

"Let's see!"

Lu Ya sighed: "Don't talk about it, the five-colored stone is the most spiritual thing in the world, and now it has a spiritual wisdom. After all, it will not last long in the map of mountains and rivers. How are you going to bring it back to the Wa Palace?"

Nuwa was also troubled for a while, and suddenly smiled: "I have thought of a good way!"

Facing Nuwa's smiling face like a flower, thinking about her bad ideas before, Lu Ya suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart...

33 days away, in Zixiao Palace.

Jie Yin Zhunti who came to file a complaint, Sanqing and Hongjun Luohu who were on the sidelines stared dumbfounded at the smiling Nuwa, surrounded by Lu Ya with an unbearable painful expression on his face.

The seven people stared straight at Nu Wa, from the head down, down, down to the suddenly bulging abdomen... Wait, bulging? !

Hongjun pointed at Nuwa's stomach and shook: "Nuwa, you are..."

Nuwa supported her waist with one hand, and patted her stomach lovingly: "Teacher, I'm pregnant! This is your grandson!" As she spoke, she puffed up her stomach showing off, in contrast to the surrounding Everyone's constipated faces→→

"Boom--!"

"Hongjun!"

"teacher!"

Looking at the chaotic scene in front of him, Lu Ya was a little relieved and gloated in addition to the thunder, seeing Hongjun's usual appearance of a b-stick, this time he was calm and couldn't pass out!

158 Lingming Stone Monkey III

In Lu Ya's heart, there was a feeling of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.

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Compared with Hongjun who immediately passed out after hearing the shocking bad news (?), and woke up after being strangled n times while panting heavily, Fuxi who came immediately after being told what had happened by Lao Tzu at least maintained A surface of calm.

There was silence in Zixiao Palace, Sanqing and Jieyin Zhun raised their eyes and looked at their noses and noses and watched their hearts silently. Luo Hui looked at Hongjun and then at the "pregnant" Nuwa at a loss, Lu Ya's face twitched and froze from time to time. The manic laughter finally stopped at the distortion.

As Nuwa's elder brother, Fuxi was undoubtedly the one with the most say among the people present, and he asked calmly, "Whose child does it belong to?"

"This..." I thought of such an idea for a moment, but I didn't have eyes to look at Nuwa, who was ready to confess. She was anxious, and she lowered her head and pointed at her finger, pretending to be shy.

Little did he know that such a look in Hongjun's eyes made him even more angry. If it hadn't been for some healthy ox exercises with Luo Hu over the years, he might have suffered cerebral hemorrhage, stroke and paralysis due to the surge of anger... and other symptoms.

Looking at Nuwa's swollen abdomen, Lao Tzu felt inexplicably sad, and asked, "Junior Sister, which bastard did it!"

Nuwa's eyes hesitated: "Uh... this..."

Hongjun was furious: "Up to now, you still protect that bastard?"

Luo Hu hurriedly persuaded: "Don't lose your temper like this, Nu Wa is pregnant, so she can't bear to be stimulated!"

The word "pregnant" made all the female control girls present furious. Fortunately, there are still three normal people in this Zixiao Palace, which is full of brain damage.

Naturally, Lu Ya needless to say, he knew the truth about Nuwa's pregnancy very well.