Bizarre beater

"Beast! Let a person with a target become a cowherd!" Party B Yunhe scolded the system, accusing it of being inhumane and a capitalist who needs to be hung on a street lamp.

[Please read the job description carefully, you are not allowed to pick up customers. 】

Yunhe took a closer look and found that there was a sentence after the age that went ashore.

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.If it was really a cowboy, he wouldn't even dare to tell Mr. Tosi about it.

"That is to say, let me take a sack to recruit employees?" Someone directly hallucinated a pimp and forced her into prostitution.

Although it is very interesting to put on a sack, it is still a little bit of a conscience to let the other party pick up the guests.

[The business scope of male public relations does not include the unspoken rules. 】

Unlike custom shops, the service of Niu Lang shop is mainly to accompany chatting, playing and drinking, and sleeping with them is an unspoken rule to win over customers.

When Party B's Yunhe heard the words, he completely lost his little conscience.

Then he stopped pretending and went out with the sack on his back.

[The store has changed the location for you, in Shinjuku Kabukicho Ichibangai. 】

Shinjuku Kabukicho, Japan's most famous sex scene.

One more cowherd shop is not impressive at all.

In the end, he was still a little guilty. In order to avoid the classic bloody plot of being questioned "Who does the perfume smell on your body belong to" when he returned home, he directly sent a message to Tuo Si saying that he was going on a business trip soon.

In order not to make himself look suspicious, he entrusted the green vegetables and flowers on the balcony to the other party as before.

Tuo Si was busy collecting the inheritance of Blessed Land Ying Chi, so he didn't have much doubt when he saw this message, and he was very glad that the other party couldn't make trouble for him when he was on a business trip.

Party B Yunhe went to Tokyo in a low-key manner, went to Panxing Sect in a low-key manner, and met with Xia Youjie.

After several months of studying and messing around, Xia Youjie is already a qualified mother of two children.

Hearing this description, the leader of Xiayou gave him an iron fist full of manly strength on the spot.

Then, after hearing about his perfect plan, he shook hands with him and made peace with him.

As the end of the year approached, Gojo Satoru began to be repeatedly bombarded by the elders in his family, saying that he had been given a holiday and asked him to go back early.

What can I do when I go back?Not only the old rituals, hospitality, but also endless blind dates.

Every Chinese New Year, I really want to blow up my ancestral house.

It is his responsibility to say that it is his responsibility to pass on the excellent bloodline.I am worried that he is too lonely alone, and hope that a beautiful girl can heal his heart.What else does he need to support his wife and children after he gets married...

Every time he heard such words, he would press the other person's head that smelled like rotten wood into the water to wash his brain.Later, those people all sent him messages, and those who blocked him used their official accounts to send messages.

Before he threw the phone into the basin, Xia Youjie's call relieved his restless mood in time.

"Want to come and celebrate the New Year with us? Yunhe cooks."

Gojo Satoru: "Do you have any sweets?"

That nasty omnivorous person often makes spicy dishes into sweets. If it wasn't for the dim sum he made, he wouldn't have eaten with the other party.

"I specially prepared Russian strawberry dumplings for you, so why don't you come?"

Gojo Satoru was puzzled: "Why is he so nice to me all of a sudden?"

The adult version of someone is still much smarter than when he was in high school, and he is keenly aware of what is wrong.

Party B Yunhe is not a person who would be considerate to such an extent.

Xia Youjie drove the car outside, and Yunhe said, "For the Chinese New Year, let the children have a good meal. If you think you are not a child, you can ask me what the knotweed would like to eat."

Gojo Satoru: "Kumizhang said he wants to eat fried sweet potato balls and bean paste triangle..."

Xia Youjie on the other end of the phone interrupted his application name: "Okay, let's make this decision, dinner at seven o'clock."

"It seems that I heard someone calling me." Knotthu cuspidatum Youren, who had nowhere to go after the holiday, came over, "Is it Mr. Xia You's call? Speaking of it...Fu Hei still doesn't seem to accept us and Pan Xing Teach the setting of a good relationship, I went back last night and said that I will spend the holidays with my sister."

Because Master Tianyuan was already his shikigami, the high-level executives in the magic circle silently ate up the opponent's punishment slip and arrest warrant, and gave Xia Youjie a large amount of activity funds every month.

The Panxing Sect has also worshiped real people, and the main supporters of the Panxing Sect, the monkeys (crossed out), who had been hiding in the past, reappeared and began to develop sects and recruit believers.

The extremely wide network of people allowed this sect, which was notorious in the magic world, to quickly wash away in a short period of time and become a friendly organization of the magic association.

The prohibition on the right way of night moths has also been cancelled.

"The hypocritical old thing is best at decorating with pink and ink, pretending that nothing happened." Gojo Satoru said with a smile after mocking, "However, it's enough to make me happy."

"So what was the call just now?"

"Jie. Call us over for dinner."

The two people who had nowhere to go during the Chinese New Year found a place to shelter them. They didn't care about it on the surface, but actually changed into new clothes and went there.

"Excuse me." Knotabagi Yuren greeted politely, and after walking in, his obedient expression immediately changed, "What, you acted like you didn't want to mess around with us, but you came here yourself? Fuhei. "

Fu Heihui, who was virtuously helping to make dumplings: "..."

Fu Heijin Miki: "Because I was invited by Mr. Yunhe, I brought my younger brother to disturb me."

She woke up by relying on Party B Yunhe's demon mirror.In fact, I always wanted to come to thank you, but the other party refused.

"I only have once a year, and I want to have dinner with many people. So I tried to invite the right people, but many people refused." Party B Yunhe walked to the living room with dumplings specially for Wujou For the other party, sat down and poured himself a cup of ginger boiled Coke, and was also soulless by a Coke like Gojo Wu BB.

Yunhe: "Shut up, Hui likes it very much. It's really fortunate that this child was not brought into a strange look by you."

Well, now he doesn't feel guilty at all, and even wants to put someone in a sack on the spot.

Fu Heihui looked at Wujo Wu who didn't care about others' dislike, and buried himself in eating dumplings: "There is always a kind of..."

Hu Zhang scratched his hair and thought hard for a long time, then he hammered his palm and suddenly realized: "It's a sight for the owner of a black shop to treat guests to dinner for free."

Party B, black shop owner, Yunhe: "Although you are still a child, it's not that I can't beat you up before Chinese New Year."

Talk nonsense.

Others still can't eat the meal he invited (he refused because he was afraid of being persecuted by him, but it is obviously difficult to escape his fate).

After eating a big meal, I was satisfied, my mood was high, and I was about to start playing games.

Party B, Yunhe, did not know where to take out the box where summer oil was used as a Christmas gift, and said seriously: "There are four sacks in this box. When I said 'what kind of sack do you like', everyone Just start to describe it casually, if I really take out the sack you like, you will be caught in it."

Gojo Satoru: "You definitely want to cheat, right? There is no sack in it."

Teacher Wutiao, who had already seen Huahua World, saw through this trick on the spot.

Yunhe: "What kind of sack do you like?"

Gojo Satoru: "A sack filled with endless Kikufuku."

If he could really be given such a sack, it wouldn't be impossible for him to be fooled.

Yunhe reached out and fumbled around in the empty box, fooling the audience with his exaggerated acting skills.

While everyone was speechless, they were still curious about what kind of sack he could take out.

It was an oversized sack, more than two meters by visual inspection, with a heavy bottom, as if it contained something.

Yunhe poked his head in and took a look, and said "Oh Huo": "There are really a lot of Xijiufu inside."

Gojo Satoru pulled him away, and took a look with his own head. He really couldn't see the end, and felt that it was all about Kikufuku.Very satisfied with this New Year's gift, he reached out for Kikufu inside.

Xia Youjie and Yunhe grabbed one of the pockets and put the person in it.

Gojo Gojo opened the sack as if nothing had happened, sat back on the sofa with a bunch of Kikufu in his arms, and said, "Next, Hui, tell me what kind of sack you like."

Party B Yunhe: Beast, even his own students are cheated (quietly develop skills).

Fuhei, the only person with a normal brain circuit, Hui: "It's impossible to like sacks, right?"

Knotweed · The King of Support · Youren: "You can be like a teacher and make a wish as a New Year's gift."

Hui: "Anything is fine?"

Yunhe: "Anything is fine."

"Then I want the white dog, the one that died in the jade dog."

Jade Dog grew up with him. Although the spells will be inherited by other shikigami after death, the feelings cannot.If New Year can dream, he wants it to be revived.

The sack Yunhe took out slowly bulged like magic, and a dog barked from inside.

Fu Heihui stood up all of a sudden, came over to pick up the pocket of the sack and looked in, the smile was stuffed into the sack before he put it on.

He hugged the dog, came out of the sack as if nothing had happened, and said, "It's the turn of the knotweed."

"Wow——New Year's resolutions can really be fulfilled!" Knotabagi Yuhito said excitedly before realizing that the atmosphere was wrong, "Then I want to watch the ending of "All X Hunters."

When the sack was taken out, he put himself in it very consciously without anyone saying anything, and then took out a manuscript.

Open it and turn to the last page, and saw that it said: "Write an ending here first, and think about it later when I don't want to draw the front."

Knotweed: "...Damn it!"

He sacrificed so much, but he only got this.

The next few girls made a wish. Although they didn't have their favorite sacks, they had their favorite gifts.

Finally, the pressure came to Xiayou.

Xia Youjie: "I'm not short of things, I don't like sacks."

Only fools play this game.

Yunhe: "As the owner of the house, it's not okay to be out of gregarious."

Gojo Satoru: "We are all friends, will we still harm you?"

Xia Youjie, who had been tricked countless times by the two of them, sneered: "Aren't you harming me too little?"

His refusal resulted in two friends who were too agile to put him in a sack.

It's a pity that he didn't dodge.

While eating Xijiufu, Gojo Satoru sent a message to his family, saying, "I'm thinking about it. I really should get in touch with girls more, so I'm going to be a cowherd. Goodbye."

The owner of the Cowherd shop, who recruited four employees on the first day, opened his contacts and started looking for new employees.

The two of them can only work as waiters when they are underage. He needs someone who is good-looking but has no integrity to be the first card to attract customers.

Like some guy who just owed him a favor.