Bizarre beater

"Ah, what do you mean?"

Party B, Yunhe, felt very bad, but immediately played stupid.

He didn't expect Mr. Tosi to evolve so fast.

At the very beginning, the other party would still be stupefied by him, unable to understand why the world has become like this.

Soon after that, he can pretend nothing happened like him.

He just cooked a delicious meal, and the other party began to suspect that he had done something wrong.

Now that he hasn't even started to speak, the other party directly starts asking questions.

Next time, won't we go directly to the punishment plot?

"I thought you told me those things because you expected that I was going to kill him today." He tried to justify himself, "Gogol came to look for me today, and it was Bram who told me Fukuji Sakura Crazy."

Tosi explained to him calmly: "I didn't know that Gogol was looking for you. If I wanted to kill him now, I would have done it when the vampire incident started. I told you about vampires The thing is that I want you to be careful."

And disrupt the opponent's plan.

But he didn't expect the disruption to be so powerful, he killed the person directly, and the younger brother took it away.

The natural disaster that was strengthened a hundred times ended with such a hasty and funny ending.

And the arrangement that he replaced Fukuji Sakurachi's role in the plan step by step required more energy to end.

Fortunately, he had already prepared for the worst, predicting that this person would have some outrageous actions, and because Fukuchi Sakurachi contacted him, he predicted the death of the other party and made preparations in advance.

While delaying each other's time with Fukuji Sakurachi, they quickly made emergency arrangements.

Yunhe didn't have a reason to let the other party go, and he didn't really want to persuade his lover to let the other party go, so he indulged.

Yunhe bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Well, I understood what you meant wrong, and I caused you trouble again."

He felt that his brain circuit was indeed a bit difficult to salvage.

Damn, there is no problem with IQ and EQ!Definitely someone else's problem!

It is impossible for a normal person to understand the riddle man's brain circuit.

He directly performs a waiver.

"However, your performance today is really great." The conversation changed, and Mr. Tosi began to praise his lover again, "The thinking is very clear, you are not fooled by the other party, and your combat performance is also very good."

Yunhe blinked: "How do you know? Could it be that there are cameras on the deck?"

"Although Fukuji Sakurachi doesn't let others monitor him when he is alone, he has the habit of turning on the recording. I hacked into his system and deleted that recording. Next time, be careful to damage the surrounding equipment."

The super-reliable Mr. Tosi ordered some criminal skills.

"Taught." Yunhe nodded, picked up the chopsticks and prepared to continue eating.

As a result, the other party's next sentence was: "But I still remember that you promised me a few days ago that you would not do anything about me without saying hello again."

Now Party B Yunhe is very guilty.

He did commit to it.

But because if you say hello that you are going to kill the boss of the other party, it will be very strange.

So I cut it first and then played it.

"So do you have anything to explain about this?"

Yun He's mouth almost passed his head: "What the man said on the bed is inconceivable."

"Then stay out of bed."

You can't be too cheap.

Yunhe learned this lesson with tears in his eyes, and said, "Before doing any important things in the future, you must greet your partner well."

Compared with his guilty conscience towards his lover, Yunhe, the second party, did not have such a good attitude towards the Supernatural Secret Service Division who harassed him crazily in the middle of the night and wanted to meet him.

Pulling back her long hair from under her lover's arm, she shivered and wrapped herself in winter clothes layer by layer, and blatantly pulled Tuosi's cloak from the coat rack and put it on.

Sitting in a hot pot restaurant with a face of "don't you have a nightlife?" met each other.

In night life, the social animals who stay up late to work dare not speak out, and have to carefully ask the other party if they have gone out to see the sea from this afternoon to night.

Yunhe: "No."

It was obviously a lie, so the people from the Supernatural Secret Service Division produced some evidence to prove that he had something in common with the "Shinigami" who killed Fukuji Sakurachi.

"I didn't do it." He bluntly denied the other party's hint.

Representative of the Supernatural Secret Service Division: "But...the only one who fits the god of death, the cloak and the white hair, as far as we know, is you."

Party B Yunhe: "That is to say, you don't believe in the existence of hell? Does anyone want to experience it? I'll take you to see how many white-haired gods of death there are in hell."

After he inherited the Lord of Hell, although he didn't learn the ultimate move of his predecessor, he still has basic professional skills.

For example, open the gates of hell, summon the god of death, create a little special effect that is not too lethal, and model your own appearance on other gods of death.

He wasn't afraid at all.

represent:"……"

The others involuntarily took half a step back, apparently not everyone wanted to visit hell like Osamu Dazai did.

"No, we have full trust in you." The representative declined his proposal, and proposed another option for the suspect, "The escaped staff member has a recording of the other party, and you can ask your death slave to identify it Wait, is it one of your colleagues?"

What Yunhe was waiting for was his words: "Yes."

Then put out Smilt and listen to that recording.

Smilt said: "Although I have left my job to follow the master, I still know this person. He is considered very strong in the god of death. It is said that he was also a supernatural person during his lifetime."

The representative's face was ugly: "Then what is his name?"

"Shibusawa Tatsuhiko."

All the people in the Ability Secret Service Section were silent.

None of them liked Tatsuhiko Shibusawa. The many death cases of supernatural beings caused by that troublesome man were all covered up and dealt with by them.

This name has been the shadow of their lives for a long time.

Whenever they thought the person was done, the person would be silent for a while and reappear.

How can there be such a guy in the world who has the ability to replace himself after death, the ability to die and live, live and die, completely hiccupped, and he himself can appear in the form of a god of death? !

Even if they are dead, they will not be spared.

The representative made a final struggle: "So can you please tell him that we want to negotiate with him?"

Smilt looked at him strangely: "There is no connection between the gods of death, let alone I left the job. Does he look like someone who can make friends?"

The members of the Supernatural Secret Service Division failed to return.

Party B Yunhe only thinks that they have a good idea. Even if the other party really catches him and proves that he killed the person, he will not change his request.

His request represents the request of hell, there is nothing wrong with it.

The reason why I came out to argue with these people in the middle of the night was just to minimize the obstacles in life and not to confront the authorities on the surface.

If he really wants to tear his face apart, he has nothing to be afraid of.

At that time, all their dead colleagues will be requisitioned as gods of death, and they will be the ones to be afraid of.

Unaware that he was developing in a vicious and outrageous direction, someone was still complacent about his countermeasures.

-

In the end, things went as expected. Before the sun rose the next morning, the government officially issued a notice detailing Fukuji Sakurachi's crimes, and removed and banned the other party's videos and other works.

The Prime Minister held a special press conference, bowed and apologized, saying that the government's work was not done well, so that there was such a big dereliction of duty.

But the person is already dead, and it can be regarded as atonement for the sins he committed, so he still does not deprive the other party of the right to be buried.

Party B, Mr. Yunhe, who is a professional mourner, finally received his first serious business order.

It belongs to the case of killing people and burying them. If they are buried, they will go to hell. If they go to hell, they will also be provided with accommodation and reform through labor.

There will be no Party B who is more caring than him.

The caring party B burned the body with the holy sword that Fukuji Sakurachi once chopped off Bram's head.But the soul-locking chain still binds the opponent's soul, so that Fukuji Sakurachi can clearly feel the stimulation that burns his brain.

The ashes were placed in jars, which in turn were placed in a black miniature coffin.

Hanging a shoulder pole on it is a complete set of equipment for carrying the coffin.

The person who carried the coffin, considering that Mr. Fukuchi was killed by the god of death, did not choose Smilt, but Mr. Fukuchi's loyal subordinate, Tiaoye Caiju who went on the right path because of his appreciation.

Officer Tiaoye was not too surprised by the captain's true face, but what surprised him was that Party B's Yunhe suddenly took off his glasses and said, "On this festive day, let's perform a blind man carrying a coffin to celebrate Bar!"

He: "... I don't know why, after I suddenly felt that you were outrageous, the whole person became a lot more normal."

Yunhe: "Tsk, you all only saw my exaggerated appearance, but didn't see my simple essence."

Tiao Ye, who was led by the other party to step on puddles three times, nearly fell into a ditch five times, and knocked his coffin against a wall/trash can/parked vehicle N times: "...if you don't wear glasses again, I won't accompany you .”

"Young man, you have no patience at all."

A door to hell appeared out of thin air in front of him, Party B Yunhe picked up the coffin that had been smashed and threw it in.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko dragged Fukuji Sakurachi's soul out of the coffin and took it away. Before leaving, he gave his boss a look of "I've blamed you, I'm going to take a vacation in Yangjian", and the boss nodded in agreement.

Tiaoye Caiju: "Even if the two of you haven't spoken, I can still feel the aura of collusion."

But in the end, no one went to the bottom of this matter.

Because there are too few people who are clean and interested in this matter.

Those who are willing to dig deep will be blocked in various ways.

The funeral industry in Yokohama is too prosperous, and the job of Party B Yunhe quickly loses its durability.

The system did not ask him to write a work report this time, but he was not happy, but stared fixedly at his new job.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Cowherd Shopkeeper·Excellent (Durability 200/200)

Age: 27 years old (some people have landed at this age)

Inherent Skills: Death Summoning, Substitute Doll, Programming Mastery, Sin Song Mother (Incomplete)

Occupational Skills: Proficient in Makeup·Elementary, Speaking Skills (people who talk to you will believe in your words after ten sentences), Gunny Sacks (people caught in gunny sacks have a 50.00% chance to become your employees, if You ask the other person "what kind of sack do you like" and the other person answers, the probability is [-] percent).

Occupational scope: running a cowherd shop and receiving customers.

buff: sin song

Negative buff: the curse of the lover card, the curse of the curse spirit]