Bizarre beater

It's the end of the year, and even the detective agency has three days off.

Even the Tsurumi River is frozen and not suitable for entering the water, and the little girl on the side of the road does not seem to be suitable for inviting death.

Osamu Dazai was immersed in the pain of "damn it, he lived another year". He rejected Atsushi Nakajima's invitation to buy new year's goods together, and wandered alone in the street, trying to find a chance to be a good person.

The guy who caused him to live a long life is calling him at this moment.

He thought that he owed the other party a favor, so he decided to pick it up.

"Hey, is Dazai busy recently?"

"very busy."

"I know you are on vacation, don't pretend to me, it's time for you to return my favor."

Osamu Dazai originally wanted to say that he still has his own affairs to be busy, but the insidious words of the other party made him shut up.

"If you want to renege on your debt, you should also consider my identity first. It is very difficult for a person to die alone."

Beast!She even wanted to deprive him of his right to die!

Osamu Dazai: "If you need my help, no matter how busy I am, I have time to show up."

Party B Yunhe: "Leave Yokohama quietly, don't be discovered by anyone, and then come to this place in Shinjuku."

Osamu Dazai looked at the address that was sent, and said "oh shit": "Does Mr. Tosi know your new occupation?"

Play big.

Yunhe: "We are a serious cowherd shop, and I am just the owner, so don't talk nonsense."

"Is there any decent cowherd shop?" Osamu Dazai sneered, and then he heard the other party say, "Then you must be the most dishonest cowherd in our shop."

Dazai who suddenly became a cowherd from a detective: ? ? ?

Hiss——if you use this to repay the favor, it seems that it is not impossible.

"Do you need me to recommend other employees to you?"

Party B Yunhe said to the others: "See, this is someone who is on the right path."

Sure enough, he did not miscalculate Dazai Osamu's integrity.

In the matter of predicting things like a god, he is one step closer to Mr. Tosi!

Gojo Wu heard the words and raised his hand: "Then I also have recommendations."

On the happy day of New Year's Day, a group of extrajudicial fanatics sneaked into some people's homes or workplaces with sacks.

In order to have enough manpower for the newly opened Cowboy's shop, Xia Youjie even developed a barrier that fits the person's body to lock up Tiaoye Caiju to prevent the other party from leaving in a molecular way, so that he can put on the sack smoothly.

It's a big step forward in micromanagement!

Tiaoye Caiju: "...Although I am blind, I will not die with my eyes closed."

Yunhe sighed: "You have also evolved, and now you can complain about yourself."

Jono: "Please don't regard this kind of thing as evolution, and give me a good reflection on my increasingly outrageous behavior!"

"Then——the initial employees have been determined!"

Someone who is unrepentant begins to enthusiastically introduce his employees.

"The few people here are Osamu Dazai, Atsushi Nakajima, Ranpo Edogawa, Doppo Kunikida, Chuya Nakahara from Yokohama, and I don't know where they come from, but Jono will come whenever the people need them. Officer Caiju. Those over there are Gojo Satoru, Xia Youjie, Otoko Yuta, Knotaba Yuhito, and Fukuroe from Tokyo. Also on the sofa are Zenin Naoya and Kamo Kenki from Kyoto."

"Everyone! These are the thirteen veteran clerks of our serious Cowherd store! I hope everyone can work together to make our store bigger and stronger, and to make our own reputation."

Because he didn't run fast enough, Ranpo Edogawa was spotted by Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru jointly: "A certain two people provided four and three candidates respectively. They are exactly the same scum."

Kunikida Doppo: "Why can't I think of rejecting something so outrageous and shameful?!"

Once caught in the sack, you will accept the setting of "I am about to become the cowherd under Party B's Yunhe". Isn't it too scary? ?

Yunhe coughed twice: "The ones in the sack are your rewards. Don't be discouraged if you haven't made a wish to the sack. There is still time to make a wish. As long as it doesn't violate the rules of nature, it can be fulfilled."

Osamu Dazai leaned over happily and asked, "Where's my sack?"

Yunhe pushed his face away in disgust: "You are returning my favor, what kind of sack do you want, have you forgotten your physique? Go away."

Osamu Dazai couldn't help himself in grief, but he heard the other party say: "It's Chinese New Year, if you can come up with a business plan, I can call Oda Sakunosuke to the world to celebrate the New Year."

Oda Sakunosuke did not become a god of death due to his personal wishes, and is still living in a place in hell.

More than four years have passed, but he has not forgotten many things. If he continues to maintain this state, there are still many years before he can completely become a feather.

This is also the saying, it is difficult for people with deep obsessions or rich emotions to die.

But for living people who can get involved, it is still good news.

Osamu Dazai took out Kunikida's notebook and pen on the spot, took away Ranpo's glasses, and said very professionally: "The most important thing in the Niulang shop is not the face but the character design of the Niulang. Next, I will briefly give Give me a few examples."

"For example, our Dunjun, big legal cats, are still the kind of little angels who have suffered a lot of blows and suffered a lot, and are now reduced to being a cowboy, but are still optimistic and eager to help others. They are cute and pitiful, It can attract a large number of motherly customers."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...I don't think my life is bad, so don't exaggerate, thank you."

Dazai: "You don't think it's important, what's important is that the female guests feel that you need their care and love, and get the pleasure similar to 'saving the wind and dust' from you."

"For another example, Mr. Ranpo, who is 26 years old with a 16-year-old appearance and a [-]-year-old personality. He is super smart but can't even tell the way. You can use a contrasting and cute character design. Reasoning is also a bonus, which is very cute. Young girls love it."

Random step: "I refuse to leave the character design."

Dazai: "It doesn't matter. We just need to tell the public that you are the replica of the world's No.1 detective. I believe there will be many people to take care of the business."

Ranpo: "...I warn you, don't reveal my identity."

Osamu Dazai was about to continue talking, but for the sake of his safety, Party B Yunhe interrupted him: "Okay, I understand. Let me try."

Yunhe looked around, and began to introduce Xia Youjie: "This, the outside world thinks 28, the appearance is [-], in reality it is [-], and the heart is about [-] years old. On the surface, he is a monk without worldly desires, but he is actually a young man with a young age. Baby boy."

Xia Youjie: "...Do you want to fight again?"

"Do you know what it means to hit the store manager?" Someone's sinister smile made a certain young boy with a baby shut up.

Yunhe then pointed to Wutiao Wu again: "This... has a pretty face and can be used as a vase, but it's fine to receive guests, he doesn't need a persona."

Gojo Satoru: "Huh? Don't you know how popular I am with girls? When I wear sunglasses and walk on the street, I always look at my girls, do you know?"

Yunhe & Xia Youjie: "But the girl who strikes up a conversation with you will be so angry that you will run away crying after saying less than ten words to you."

This emotional intelligence, not to mention the income brought by picking up customers, thank him for keeping his hand if he doesn't screw up the business.

Reluctantly giving up this face that could be the top card, Party B Yunhe's eyes shuttled back and forth among the crowd, looking for the next candidate.

After Gojo Satoru was discriminated against by them, he thought about it for a while with a puffy face, and felt that he could do it too.

"Isn't it just a character design? I will also say it." He enthusiastically put his arms on the shoulders of Zenyuan Naoya and Kamo Kenji, and introduced these two slightly unfamiliar faces to everyone.

"Look at this, the acting head of the Chanyuan family, a representative of feudal machismo, famously said that 'women only need to be beautiful and well-behaved'."

Party B Yunhe: "What kind of broken character is this? Girls should hate this type the most, right?"

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai understood Gojo Satoru's meaning, and said with a smile, "This kind of character design with a fox-like face will be very popular if the female guests can do whatever they want."

Yunhe also realized: "You guys are so vicious, but it's such a happy decision! During the reception of guests in the Zen Academy, you can't refuse any request that violates the regulations."

Zenyuan Naoya: "..."

Damn it, when he can move freely, someone will smash their cowherd shop.

Even if it can't be smashed, the guests should be prevented from naming him.

After being recognized, Gojo Satoru showed a smiling face: "As for this boy whose eyes are smaller than Jie..."

Kamo Kenji broke out in cold sweat behind his back, and interrupted him: "I'm only sixteen, so I shouldn't be able to work as a male publicist, right?"

He is still a child!

"At this time, you can see how crazy a person who doesn't even let the students go." Party B Yunhe sighed, rubbing his chin and said, "When you are not busy, those who are less than 1.8 meters tall Minors can be waiters, and when you are busy, you only need to be responsible for chatting and playing business."

"Don't be afraid, we are a decent cowherd shop, there are no unspoken rules, and no pornographic services."

other people:"……"

We see that you are also insane.

It took a lot of time to plan their respective characters, and the time just reached zero, and the holiday and preparation period of Party B Yunhe ended.

The system notifies Party B that the Yunhe store has been arranged, and asks him to take people there to tidy up and open tomorrow.

Kabukicho [-]st Street is still very lively at the moment, a large group of handsome guys walking on the street can easily cause riots, so they all showed their own skills, sneaked into the store without anyone noticing, closed the door and drew the curtains, Turn on the light again.

The inside is very spacious, luxurious, atmospheric, and emotional. There are private rooms inside and their rooms upstairs.

The earthy style without nightclubs made some extremely resistant men feel a little more relaxed.

Until the store owner brought out a box of clothes and told them that this was work clothes for this week.

Atsushi Nakajima took the lead in taking on the duties of the Tucao service: "We work in Kabukicho, but there is no need to dress up as Kabuki, there is really no need!"