Bizarre beater

Speaking of Hakata-ku, Fukuoka City, the first thing that comes to mind is ramen.

After getting off the tram, Party B Yunhe looked up and saw that there were three ramen restaurants in ten stores, and there were many ramen stalls on the street.

Most of the people who eat seem to be locals.

There are a lot of pedestrians on the street, office workers, students, grandpas and aunts, walking around and greeting people with a smile, no different from other bustling cities.

There seems to be nothing wrong with boasting about the simplicity of the folk customs.

However, grandpas and aunts in other places will not suddenly take out a knife and slap the people next to them, and then quickly disappear into the crowd.

Newly appointed policeman: "Wow - the industry is very introverted."

It is said that it has become so involved that it is difficult for a killer to get a job as a job, and there are killers who take orders to kill killers.

Luckily he came to be a policeman.

On the first day that Party B Yunhe came to Bodo, he worked the night shift and caught a big guy in women's clothing who was a fairy dance (the kind that can kill people).

The two agreed to use a jar of mushroom sauce as bail, and he would not prevent the other party from escaping after twelve o'clock in the morning.

As a result, at nine o'clock in the evening, he arrested another detective.

After a while, he caught the owner of the Internet cafe and his child.

After ten o'clock, he caught the ramen master again.

The new cop sat very socially on the chair in the interrogation room, and the prisoners sat in a row opposite him, each wearing a pair of rose gold handcuffs.

Except for Lin Xianming who covered his eyes in disbelief, his emotions were very stable.

Yunhe: "This is no longer something that can be easily resolved, Xiaolin."

Xiao Lin's voice was world-weary, and he said casually: "Ah... isn't there a ramen master here? You can also have a supper."

Yunhe: "Then it's such a happy decision! Ramen master, please bring Hakata's special tonkotsu ramen to redeem other people before twelve o'clock. Kobayashi owes it."

Zenji Baba: "...Is it okay?"

"It doesn't matter, I intend to free up some places in the detention center to decorate other people."

Party B Yunhe smiled, he likes cities with simple folk customs, and he can do whatever he wants.

The ramen master is also a person who has seen the world. After the handcuffs were released, he pushed a ramen cart in, and everyone had a bowl of ramen.

During the period, Misaki asked a question: "Why are you the only one in the police station?"

Yunhe: "Because I keep up with the requirements of my superiors to have a harmonious working atmosphere, so there are me in the police station without them, and there are them without me."

Others: "Wow—"

It can be said that it is very real and it is directly smashed.

"Since everyone is eating here, anyone who is not used to it can tell me, and I will arrest them as appropriate."

During the first two hours at work, Party B Yunhe casually looked through the files of the police station.

Because of the particularity of Fukuoka, unless the family members of the deceased have a relatively good background in hired homicide cases, there is basically no procedure for filing and investigating the case.

Others are also very perfunctory, and the file can't even tell the story clearly.

He contacted Mr. Tosi who was far away in Yokohama, prostituted an intrusion program with the other party, and touched the confidential record on it.

He was going to do something big, something he wanted to do when he was young.

The next day, Party B Yunhe followed the minister to visit the mayor, then handcuffed the minister, the mayor, the mayor's son, and some miscellaneous people, and called the car purchased from the Internet cafe to take them to the police station .

On the way, he said to them very happily: "I used to really want my boss and superiors to go to jail without incident. Thank you for fulfilling our wish."

There is no psychological burden at all, hehe~

He doesn't care about what will happen to these people in the follow-up investigation, and he doesn't feel relieved (in fact, he is not angry at all, and he has long known that it is bad).

In fact, he also understands very well that if he shows malice towards some people and sends the knife to the hands of the higher-level people, the knife will probably end up more neatly than his own.

But just as these men derive their interest and pleasure from the rights of their position, so he derives his pleasure from the rights of his power.

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The new workplace finally became Yokohama.

The police station in Yokohama is actually quite good, there are no cards, but fortunately, the people are very Buddhist.

Everyone is familiar with and recites the telephone number of the Armed Detective Agency, and criminal cases are called directly, and ordinary cases cannot reach the second party Yunhe.

Others were able to cover the newcomers because of their arrival, provided guarantees for the security of the police station, and even gratefully bought milk tea for them.

It is simply someone's dream fishing unit.

But in fact, after touching fish for a few days, he began to feel weak again.

So they went out to patrol the streets with only handcuffs in their hands, planning to pick one or more lucky passers-by to be handcuffed and taken away.

Then I saw Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima fighting on the street.

I saw Akutagawa standing next to the street lamp, angrily cursing Atsushi Nakajima, black blades and white shadows flickered in mid-air, and the naked eye could only catch the phantom of the movement.

Even in response to Akutagawa's attack, Atsushi Nakajima still had the strength to curse back.

Party B Yunhe directly hallucinated the scene where the big dogs and big cats were scratching each other.

But cat and dog fights will not demolish the house (referring to the main body) and the road.

what--

He suddenly wanted to raise that kind of big canine that wouldn't eat, drink, or pull, was cute, cuddly and cute in front of him, and fierce, handsome and attractive in front of others.

Honest felines are fine too.

Pandas are also punished.

【You are suitable for raising electronic pets. 】

Probably because of his promise to work hard, the system has changed a lot about him, and recently even chatted with him.

Yunhe: Electronic pets don’t have a fluffy feel. They can’t warm their hands and feet in winter, and they can’t accompany people out for walks in summer. It’s not as good as a paper pet.

[Smilt has been upgraded to level five, and he can summon the hell three-headed dog. 】

Yunhe clicked on Smilt's cultivation interface, and after seeing the progress of (103/100000), he felt that it would be good not to keep pets.

He is going to put cats and dogs in prison together today.

Because Akutagawa and Atsushi quarreled too fiercely, other people around them automatically coded into a blurry scene, so they didn't realize that something was wrong until they suddenly had rose gold handcuffs on their hands.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a familiar person showing their white teeth.

"Police, you two are fighting in the street, destroying public facilities, damaging other people's property, come with me."

Two people: "..."

They all understood the truth, but they didn't expect that they would be arrested one day.

This expansion will directly destroy them.

Other colleagues in the police department were also overwhelmed by the new colleagues.

It's okay to catch the vicious Mafia dog who has blown up many of their workplaces, why did they catch the super good newcomer of the Armed Detective Agency?

Compared to Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was holding a face and didn't dare to resist because of the huge gap in strength, but didn't want to talk, Atsushi Nakajima, after being depressed for a while, said sincerely: "Although it was my fault to fight in the street, But I'm just dodging and fighting back, I don't mean to destroy casually."

"Unfortunately, the nearby monitoring was destroyed at that time, and there is no evidence to prove the authenticity of your statement." Party B Yunhe said maliciously, "But since you are from the port mafia and the armed detective agency, you can use it with a license. Ability, so you can consider lenient treatment. Now, inform the parents of the two of you... No, it is someone who can make the decision."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima were stunned.

After recovering, they all rejected the proposal.

If you fight, you fight, why call your parents?

Tiaozi smiled evilly: "It's up to you, since the two of you refuse to cooperate with the work, we will detain you first, and then go to the interrogation room to speak when the people in charge of both sides arrive."

Under the awe-inspiring eyes of all the colleagues, Party B Yunhe pushed the two of them into the detention center's room, and arranged them in the same room very badly.

Only the one with single bed.

The two of them realized that he had bad intentions, and they were threatened by being called the parents. They just quarreled a few words, and then sat on the head of the bed and the other at the end of the bed with bad faces.

Yunhe quietly took a photo, and then sent messages to the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia respectively.

Mori Ogai & Fukuzawa Yukichi who saw the notice "Akutagawa XXX and Nakajima X were arrested for fighting in the street and destroying public property. Please bring a copy of the supernatural business license and relevant supporting documents to the Yokohama Police Headquarters to claim and release on bail": ? ? ?

Shame!

What a shame!

It is absolutely impossible for them to go by themselves.

Then went to the honest Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai who was criticized for being idle.

Although the Armed Detective Agency was relatively close, Osamu Dazai dawdled so much that the two of them arrived at the door at the same time.

Party B Yunhe stood behind the shutters, looking at them eagerly.

Osamu Dazai, who was about to taunt, suddenly felt cold behind his back, shut his mouth, and entered the police station first.

However, that doesn't mean he was let go.

When he went in, what he faced was not the amiable policeman, but an upright man who threw a bunch of records in front of him with righteous words.

The policeman slapped the table heavily, and said sadly, "Osamu Dazai, what are these?"

Osamu Dazai casually poked around, looked at the similar records above, "On xx, was picked up at a construction site in the lower reaches of the Tsurumi River", and said seriously, "My suicide record?"

"No, it's the criminal evidence that you repeatedly occupied police resources, disrupted public order, and delayed construction on the construction site due to suicide. Don't talk about it, go to the detention room for a while."

Osamu Dazai looked at the handcuffs on his wrist: "..."

Nakahara Chuya who came in one step later: "Hahahaha——Osamu Dazai! You have today too!"

Osamu Dazai turned his head slowly and looked at him: "Compared to me, you, a dwarf who only knows how to use force to destroy the environment and never uses his brain to think, should be locked up?"

Chuya: "Dazai—"

Three minutes later, Mr. Nakahara Nakaya was arrested on the spot by the brave and fearless policeman for beating others unilaterally and destroying the building of the police headquarters.

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya locked themselves in the next room under the shocked eyes of Akutagawa and Nakajima Atsushi.

Still a single bed.

Considering the situation they might face later, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya both had bad faces, scolded each other, and sat at the head of the bed while the other sat at the end of the bed without saying a word.

Mori Ogai & Fukuzawa Yukichi who received the notification that "Dazai X and Zhongyuan XX severely damaged the police headquarters due to a fight. The circumstances are serious. Please bring relevant supporting documents to claim and release on bail." ? ?

Shame, so shameful!