Bizarre beater

As a far-sighted, mature and stable adult, Mori Ogai is far more sophisticated, cautious and patient than the four young people.

At least he will definitely not be caught in the bureau for fighting.

But the other party may also find other reasons.

He is in the mafia business, and he is still the leader. It is too late to go ashore now.

The other party may not think this is wrong, after all, they are a legal organization with a business license for abilities.

Then consider other details.

First of all, Alice can no longer be a young girl.

Not caring about his liking for Lolita's character, he anxiously changed Alice's setting, thinking about what to do so that he would not be suspected of breaking the law.

In the end——the tall, delicate and charming adult version of Alice appeared in front of him, with the same personality as before, and said, "Rin Taro is a pervert, Yunhe already knew about it."

Mori Ogai sighed: "Little Alice still hurts people like this when she grows up, obviously scolding me is also scolding herself."

Alice: "Hmph. Then you look very anxious."

Mori: "Obviously I am just going to lead people upright to avoid sending them off one by one."

In fact, for someone else, he might let the other party sit in a big prison until he is satisfied, but the two imprisoned are both model workers of their Mafia, and the other is a cadre.

Compared with the possible loss of benefits, he can still bear a little embarrassment.

But you must not be arrested in front of Fukuzawa Yukichi! !

For this, he must make complete preparations.

Take out the illegal drugs first and put them away.

He didn't bring the scalpel, he was afraid that he would fly towards someone.

It's better to bring the gun. The wind direction in Europe is not right recently, so he has to ensure his own safety.

You can't wear your daily white coat. It would be ridiculous if the other party asked him to take out his doctor's license.

The clothes you wear in Mafia are also not good, you have to go there in a low-key way and come back in a low-key way.

Finally, let Mr. Natsume be notified in advance, so that the other party finds out that if something is wrong, go get him as soon as no one finds out.

Fukuzawa Yukichi has been in a daze for a long time in the president's alone office. The tea in the cup is cold, but he is still motionless.

He was still hesitating, how to bring Dazai and Tsunami back.

In the first half of his life, he had never encountered such a situation where he needed to go to the police station to bail his subordinates.

And you have to go there at the same time as your deadly enemy (according to the rules, it's not that it's not appropriate for the two of them to go).

Except for the killer's previous convictions (which have been washed away because he was employed by the government for a period of time), he is uprightly carrying out the work of maintaining an armed detective agency, operating with a license, maintaining public order, and assisting the police in operations.

There is nothing to be afraid of.

This... What is the standard for fighting?

Is it okay to draw a knife and say hello?

He is not an impulsive person, but someone's face is really off-putting, and he will still tease him.

It is not ruled out that the other party framed him for squatting.

After hesitating again and again, the president thought that "carrying a controlled knife in the police station may be arrested", so he still didn't bring a knife, and only carried a few small dried fish. Before leaving, he solemnly asked the Sanhuamao who ran over and was surrounded by Haruno and the others : "Teacher, do you want to go out with me?"

Sanhuamao looked at him rather speechlessly.

I don't quite understand why these two people are so afraid that they will be detained, even so cautious. Are there any ghosts and ghosts in the police station?

Fukuzawa Yukichi realized that if he hesitated, he would give in vain, coughed twice seriously, and strode away.

Party B, Yunhe, boredly flipped through the cases that had been solved by Luanbu (it actually filled a shelf alone) as a novel, waiting for the next two victims... Ah no, they came to redeem people.

He had heard before how awesome this "World's No. 1 Detective" was, and how powerful his "super-reasoning" ability was.

Going forward, he has also heard about the mystery novelist Edogawa Ranpo.

For a long time, he had the inherent impression that "the script was sent directly to his mind", but when he opened these files, he found that the other party did not seem to be relying on supernatural powers to solve the case.

At least they all gave the answer after seeing various pieces of evidence.

For the existence of wisdom far beyond ordinary people, it is a good way to get along with each other to treat them as abnormal people.

For human beings, feelings are more important than truth.

So being good at self-deception is a commendable attitude towards life.

It is he who is boasting.

Because the hall was smashed, Yun He sat alone at the door which was still intact. When he looked up, he saw Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi giving way to each other at the door, and slowly issued a question mark.

Has the honeymoon period of the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia reached this level?

And why are the leaders from both sides the ones who came to lead the people?

Still feeling a little bit sense of proportion, he regretted not being able to lock these two people together, so he stood up and walked to the door.

But when those two people saw him, they took half a step back!

Party B Yunhe: "..."

Could it be that the light of righteousness shines into the dusk and night of Yokohama?Why are they so afraid of him?

After wondering for a while, he smiled and comforted them: "Don't be nervous, I'm not some devil, come in and sit in."

Mori & Fukuzawa: "..."

Is your perception of yourself a little off?

After all, adults who are used to storms, even if they were a little flustered because of the opponent's outrageous and terrifying operations, they still maintained their superficial calmness.

Mori Ogai nodded slightly, and smiled apologetically: "I have caused trouble for your work."

"It wasn't a big deal at first, the main thing was that their attitude was a bit bad and they lacked repentance."

In fact, someone who was completely playing had clear eyes, and seemed to be a little distressed.

"Please come in and sit down for a while, you need to verify the information and situation."

From the corner of Yunhe's eyes, he saw in the flower bed not far away, there was a beautiful three-flower poking its head, its bright black eyes shone with wisdom, and it looked at him cautiously and probingly.

He looks like a handsome and charming cat gentleman.

Even if he is not a cat lover, he is a little moved.

Borrowing a small dried fish from Fukuzawa Yukichi, he walked over and squatted down tentatively, spreading his palms towards the cat.

The cat rested its paw on his palm and snatched away the small dried fish.

The kidnapping was successful.

On the top seat of the long table is Otobu Unaku, on the left are Fukuzawa Yukichi, Dazai Osamu and Nakajima Atsushi, on the right are Mori Ogai, Nakahara Nakaya and Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and a cat is squatting on the table. There are some information.

People who didn't know thought they were discussing something related to the future of Yokohama, but in fact——

Yunhe: "First, I would like to ask the four of you to state your motives for your actions and what happened."

The four said in unison: "Obviously, it's all his problem."

Mr. Police glanced at the two leaders, and the two leaders looked at their subordinates full of menace. Their eyes were not as kind as before, and they were full of "shameful" disgusting messages.

So the two Mafia model workers who were not good at words shut up temporarily.

As a junior, Atsushi Nakajima glanced at Osamu Dazai and said, "I just... bumped into him on the road, and after a few quarrels, he then attacked me with his supernatural power."

Yunhe: "Does Mr. Akutagawa have any opinion on this statement?"

Akutagawa, who didn't think there was anything wrong with his attacking people, said indifferently: "Yeah."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that the people in Mafia could not just bear the blame alone: ​​"I think there is obviously the fault of the provocateur. For example, Dazai, as you have seen, he provoked me."

Yunhe: "Then what does Dazai have to say?"

Osamu Dazai puffed his face: "I don't understand, why don't you copy Mr. Mori?"

He also expected that Mr. Mori and the president would enter the detention room together, so that everyone would have a dark history.

As long as he is shameless, this matter is the failure of other people, and he can use it to laugh at them.

After he figured it out, he added with a smile: "I can provide Mr. Sen's criminal certificate."

Mori Ogai:? ? ?

Yunhe: "Oh."

In fact, it's not that he didn't think about it at all, but he found that these two people were too cautious, and he had no reason to operate.

The stern and selfless policeman took out a pair of rose gold handcuffs and put them on the table. The three-colored cat stretched out his claws and pulled it away, hiding it under his buttocks.

Then he looked at the person dignifiedly and innocently, as if saying, "Forget it."

Mori Ogai covered his forehead, and said artificially: "It's really sad. Dazai has only been in the Armed Detective Agency for two years, and he has become like this. Fukuzawa-dono's level is still as bad as ever. .”

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked up at him indifferently: "Isn't it normal for a person like you who has done all kinds of bad things to be reported? Dazai's actions are worthy of praise."

The atmosphere between the two gradually became tense, and after a warning meow, they looked away in disgust.

Osamu Dazai suddenly reached out and touched the cat.

The scene got out of control directly.

Seeing a cat transform into a living person, for plush lovers, is tantamount to finding out that the other party is a [-]-pound fat man in an online relationship.

Party B Yunhe directly lost interest in the cute little animals on the roadside.

Natsume Soseki came down from the table in a natural manner, and then severely reprimanded the other six people. The scene was similar to the dean scolding the students, but because he was very educated, he seemed well-founded and his thinking was clear. It's their own fault.

The two leaders who were scolded by the teacher in their 40s: "..."

In their 20s, Shuanghei understood the seriousness of the matter from the leader's attitude: "..."

The new double black who didn't know the old man, but felt something was wrong from the suffocating atmosphere: "..."

This wave, it happened to all the staff.

Party B Yunhe, who was watching the show, patted Osamu Dazai on the shoulder because the president said "Let Dazai be detained for a few days to improve his memory", and said: "You are making trouble on the verge of death. It's the best I've ever seen."

Osamu Dazai: "Thank you, can I order crabs for the dishes in the detention center?"

Yunhe:?

"Want to eat free meals? If you want to be beautiful, get out of here."

After spending interesting working hours, Party B Yunhe left work contentedly.

On the way, I ran into Mr. Neighbor, who was rarely refreshed in Chinatown, and greeted him friendly.

But he didn't expect the other party to look at him warily.

He tilted his head: "What's wrong?"

Fyodor, who has heard that he has handcuffed many people: "I was wondering if this is your working time."

Yunhe, who felt that the other party had a somewhat strange perception of him, assured him: "Oh - don't be nervous, I won't handcuff you."

Mr. Neighbor smiled and did not speak.