Bizarre beater

Gojo Satoru never imagined that he would be in a game one day.

In fact, he found out that his attitude was wrong at that time, so he prepared to teleport and run away.

However, the handcuffs were handcuffed too quickly, and he found that he couldn't use teleportation.He was directly captured and sent to the police station, and even his blindfold was taken away because of his "lack of seriousness".

Gojo Satoru sat on the stool in the interrogation room, his head bowed, and his silver-white hair was no longer strewn.

It can be said that the mood is very low.

The young knotweed boy sitting next to him was also very nervous, and opened his mouth to try to explain: "The teacher didn't hit the mountain... The fire wasn't set by the teacher, it was set off from the top of Mount Fuji."

Because no one but himself could see the curse spirit, Party B Yunhe, who was in charge of the interrogation and the record at the same time, looked up at him: "Go on, I'm taking notes."

The knotweed stick got stuck, and was captured by his righteousness, so he didn't dare to make up lies, so he whispered: "I don't know the situation, teacher, tell me."

Gojo Satoru: "Tsk."

Yunhe took out a lemon-flavored candy from his pocket and patted it in front of him, urging angrily: "Hurry up, I'm in a rush to get off work, don't delay my vacation."

"Lemon flavor is a bit sour." Although he was being forced, but because he just had a fight and opened a field, a certain teacher who consumed a lot of brainpower still opened the candy and ate two.

Then he explained what happened in a face-saving manner.

"The two schools had an appointment for a match. You went to see the principal of the Kyoto school, but you were stopped by this curse spirit on the way and had a fight?"

The white-haired police officer's eyes fell sharply on Yuren Yuzhang: "Then why did you fight and fight, and there was an extra student? I went to the wilderness to cheer you on?"

"I'll teach Yuren..."

Hu Zhang stretched out his hand and tightly covered the teacher's mouth, and said with a dry smile, "It was just an accident that I appeared there, and I didn't do anything."

"He used me as a teaching tool, and deliberately teleported to bring the students over to watch me open the field. The forest was burned when I fought with him."

Mr. Lihu, who was placed on the table, dismantled the pair of teachers and students without hesitation, and yelled at Wujo Wuming that he could directly defeat him, but he kept playing his tricks, despising him, mocking him, and beating him The insanity of the mind.

Leu Hu's temper is a little grumpy, but her mind is not stupid.

Among other things, this policeman is definitely not an ordinary person. When pressing his head, he feels more oppressed than Gojo Satoru.

And it seems that he knows Wujo Satoru, but he doesn't give him face very much (they are all copied into the bureau for interrogation).He was beaten like this by Gojo Satoru, so naturally he couldn't keep his mouth shut and watch them smear the facts if he could embarrass the other party.

It is this behavior of bringing them all into the police station on the grounds of "setting fire to the mountain" is a bit outrageous.

I can't understand the current human powerhouse.

"Okay, I understand. The situation is probably that Mt. Fuji has become a spirit...Mr. Lehu, the curse spirit produced by humans cursing the earth, confidently blocked Gojo Satoru on a suburban road, and was then used as a teaching tool by the opponent and beat him to the head. In order to teach students to draw a game scene while drawing a circle, Mr. Gojo induced the magic spirit to use the domain."

After recording Louhu's statement at an astonishing speed, and getting two other versions of the statement from two other people, Party B Yunhe took out the forestry-related laws to read for a long time after summarizing.

"This...Mr. Lehu is not a natural person. It is reasonable to say that he is not bound by the law, but there should be relevant regulations in the magic world, and it will be handed over later. Mr. Wujo has subjective expansion of the scope of combat damage and the use of large areas in public areas. Suspicion of a lethal spell. I am not familiar with the special rights of a spellcaster, so please ask the parents of Mr. Gojo to bring the relevant spell rules with legal effect to lead them."

"Above, do you have any opinions on this treatment?"

Knotweed Yujin: "Okay, that's amazing."

It feels like the takeaway boy who was still called to the police by the other party because he found a head in the takeaway not long ago, but now he is such a professional (at least it feels like this to him) police officer.

What changed him?

Gojo Satoru: "I'm not convinced. Why are you calling me a parent?"

He is 28 years old, the head teacher of three children!

Why do you call your parents like a primary school student? ?

Does he seem incapable of taking responsibility for discerning right from wrong?

Yunhe glanced at him, and read the truth from this man's uncle-like sitting posture that he had no intention of repentance, and said, "Then you go to the detention center for a while, and I will contact the people from the Magic Association."

In fact, he didn't feel anything about the demolition of Wutiaowu before. Now that he is a policeman, he hates those who take up police resources and make them work overtime.

That mountain was burned so much that the fire police had to work overtime until midnight.

Let this person be honest, at least next time don't arrange the teaching location in the national forest area.

"Tsk." Gojo Satoru curled his lips, pointed at Leuhu's head and said, "I want to be locked up with him, and I have something to ask him."

Leuhu, who still had several shoe prints on his face, protested fiercely, but because he was not a human being and had no human rights, he was locked in the room of the detention center together. In order to appease their emotions, Mr. Police left a few small flowers to accompany them them.

For the world-famous painting of Wutiaowu Squatting, Party B Yunhe took several photos as souvenirs before leaving.

Yujin Knotabagi, who is underage and has done nothing wrong, contacted the teacher's parents at the request of the policeman... Ah no, the principal of the school.

Hearing "The principal is not good, the teacher has been arrested by the police" Ye Mozheng said:? ? ?

"what?"

A second mouth suddenly appeared on the face of Yu Zhang Youren, and he laughed wildly: "He was arrested and put in prison."

"Strictly speaking, it's a detention center."

Yunhe corrected Su Nuo, who was gloating at other people's misfortune, and stretched out a righteous slap to press the face of the tiger stick. The light of righteousness caused great damage to the cursed king, so that the other party fainted.

He took the phone and said solemnly: "Please bring relevant information and vouchers to take away or exorcise the super-level curse spirit on the spot, and provide proof of privileges granted by the government."

Night Moth Zhengdao agreed blankly and solemnly: "Okay, I will rush there as soon as possible."

After hanging up the phone.

When the young male high school student saw the serious and reliable Mr. Police just now, he laughed even more wildly than the two-faced Su Nuo.

Party B Yunhe: "Hahahaha——I actually imprisoned Wutiaowu! I'm too good!"

Knotweed: "..."

Do adults have two faces?

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When the night moth came to Zhengdao, Party B Yunhe didn't make things too difficult for the other party. After filing the information and exchanging a few words, he took the other party to lead the person.

Gojo Satoru was in handcuffs, sitting among the flowers in a room, his face was abnormally pink, and a group of people who should have been in jail with him were gone.

A curse spirit sneaked in and took away Leuhu.

Gojo Satoru excitedly gestured at the specialness of the two curse spirits, before he could finish speaking, he was ruthlessly dragged away by Noctua Righteous Way.

Party B, Yunhe, blinked and walked a little further in, only to find that the room where Qin Jiu was held had also been pried open, the people inside had disappeared, the door was ajar, and a bomb was left behind that would explode when the door was opened.

He didn't know how to dismantle it, so he directly smashed it physically, and then went to the next door.

All other small shrimps caught were shot to death.

The handcuffs on his hands were not handcuffed by him.

It may be that his colleagues replaced the handcuffs because they were not the standard handcuffs of the Metropolitan Police Department.

It is not ruled out that there are internal responses in the police station.

If there is no accident, he will be transferred in about two days.

...Maybe the reasoning skill should be turned off, it really affects his quality of life.

He calmly informed the others and left work.

-

The situation in Yokohama is much simpler than that in Tokyo. The police station has been bombed and just built.

The folk customs are very simple, and there is no darkness hidden under the peaceful and prosperous appearance-Mafia always goes out openly and fights openly.

Party B, Yunhe, is actually quite used to this kind of life.

He went to the supermarket and bought a piece of A5 Wagyu beef brisket that was on sale at night. He went back and made a beef stew to reward himself.

While squatting in front of the cooking pot to feel the aroma of top-quality beef, Yunhe began to think about major issues in life——emotional issues.

For a person who just wants to dawdle, no emotional entanglement is the best state of life, and he has long been used to arranging himself.

Although I was idle fishing, as if I hadn't done anything, but to be honest, there is no room for a second person in my life.

But Mr. Tosi is really good-looking, very charming, and has a very high EQ and IQ. He is very satisfied when he pretends, and he is also a charming bad man after he stops pretending.

And he also has a good impression of him (although not to the point of falling in love, but there is no killing intent in his eyes).

I can't find such a good love partner even with a lantern.

When cooking now, he is also very greedy for the dishwasher in the other party's house.

It's good to have someone to chat with during the meal. Chatting with Mr. Tosi can increase cultural literacy.

……

The soup in the pot was gurgling, exuding an aroma that would be delicious even if you put a slipper in it and cook it together. Some overflowed from the side, but the owner who was guarding it did not respond.

The soup stained the sleeves of his shirt, bringing a viscous feeling of heat, and Party B's Yunhe came back to his senses.

Then I found myself thinking a lot about "the benefits of falling in love with Dostoevsky".

He didn't seem to like him that much at first.

Sure enough, because I got an unexpected response, I was pleasantly surprised and the subconscious gave feedback earlier than I thought?

Turning the fire to a small fire, Yunhe, who couldn't control his reasoning and thinking while tidying up, couldn't stand himself like this, and began to discuss with the system.

He hopes to be able to make an automatic switch for this reasoning proficiency.

If it goes on like this, he will directly attack himself, wouldn't it mean giving it for nothing?

[You used to call me the boss, but others don't have so many demands on the boss. 】

The system, which is not very smart on weekdays, is extraordinarily witty today.

Even a change in the attitude of the host was found.

Because Party B Yunhe has already touched it thoroughly.

This system has the distinctive characteristics of electronic beings: no emotion (but there are emotions), no sense of morality, and a lot of attention to rationality.

In the beginning, the occupation he drew was the one he least liked (if he had a choice, he would rather teach high school math than be a fortune teller), so he was actually very hostile to the system at that time.

Calling the system boss is outrageous, trying to hurt each other with it.

But the system seems to have no objection no matter what choice he makes, and only has rigid requirements on the amount of tasks and the compensation given by Party A.

And judging from the rewards it asked for and various hints, its purpose seemed to be to train him into a real strong man.

The strongest value is given, and I hope he can have rich skills and experience.

Therefore, his salary will be severely deducted, and then skills will be added to him, and he will not understand his lazy appearance of fishing.

Creatures like the boss only want to cut leeks.

I like young fresh graduates and pay attention to work experience, but rather than cultivating talents, I hope that the other party has the price of fresh graduates and the skills of long-term practitioners.

Party B, Yunhe, tried to discuss with the kind and lovely system, saying that by setting these skills on and off, he would definitely become stronger in his next job and master at least one skill.

The system was silent for a long time, and opened it for him very honestly.

After turning off the reasoning ability, the whole world becomes hazy and lovely.

He could think without heart again.

Change out the dirty clothes before inviting the neighbors over for supper.

No matter what, it's a mutual love, he took advantage of it... No, it's not too much to eat two bowls of rice just because of beauty, right?

15 minutes later, Yunhe heard the other party talk about the symbolic meaning of "immortality, reincarnation, and eternity" from the origin of Uroboros (snake-swallowing snake), and then researched the sea area where the gem projected the video, gradually losing worldly desires .

On the one hand, the pink thoughts in his mind were washed away by philosophy, on the other hand, he discovered that the other party wanted to dig out his past, control all his news, and then try to control him.

From the exhibition to the present, in just a few hours, the other party has dug to this extent.

Sure enough, you can't expect this person to fall in love.

The other party may not want to squeeze out his value as he treats other tool people, but does it out of liking and wanting to understand him.

But for him, this is a desire to control that breaks through the bottom line of security.

Because he felt that to consider emotional issues, he should be more frank, so Fyodor, who deliberately analyzed the situation in front of the other party, quickly noticed that the other party's attitude changed from being close and eager to gradually calming down.

It can't be called indifference, but as if he suddenly woke up from some state, he kept a distance from him again.

Although he was very puzzled, he quickly stopped talking about it, and instead asked tentatively: "I thought you would be interested in your own history, so I checked related things."

Because this person doesn't like others meddling in his own business, he hasn't done anything yet.

But the other party obviously doesn't mind others getting their information (the other party must also know that his network cable is not free).

So what is the problem?

Unaware that his desire to control was somewhat perverted, Mr. Tosi fell into deep doubts.

However, the other party only gave a cover-up statement: "I have always been impatient with theology... I am not curious about my past, I just hope that I can live more comfortably."

"Sorry." Mr. Neighbor still maintained a super high EQ, and after realizing that he had crossed the line, he chose to apologize, "I will stop this matter."

But after Party B Yunhe calmly cooked two bowls of rice, he still decided to think carefully about the relationship issue.

You can't be trapped by someone just because you're in a relationship... If it's not possible, he can take the initiative, refuse, and be irresponsible.

Just like he did before.

Presumably Mr. Neighbor will be as passive as before, and he is not very refusing.

In this way, they are all scumbags and don't have to be condemned by conscience.

Just like guessing, Party B Yunhe quickly received the transfer order.

But the location is not Yokohama as he guessed, but Hakata in Fukuoka.

Fukuoka, a city where killers account for [-]% of the resident population, sounds more down-to-earth than Yokohama.

The higher-ups probably thought it would give him something to do.

Regarding his transfer, colleagues from the First Search Section specially had a dinner for him on Sunday to see him off.

He drank a couple of cups, and his mind was still clear, but he had already started to praise people in various ways, making everyone's hearts elated and their emotions inflated.

Date Hang patted him on the shoulder, took a sip from the wine glass, and then asked drunkenly, "I've always been curious, how strong are you?"

He half-jokingly imitated Matsuda's tone and said, "For things like destroying Tokyo, I only need three minutes."

Most of the people were sober from the alcohol.

But seeing his well-behaved and cute appearance, I put my heart back.

Datehang messed up his hair and taught him: "Don't imitate Matsuda's tone, especially with such a scary sentence pattern."

"I wouldn't do that..." Fang B sighed and said, "I just suddenly feel that everyone is pretty good, and even makes me work overtime willingly."

Because I have been living in an environment of indifference and interests first, I can naturally live indifferently and self-consciously, without taking responsibility, showing no pity for the weak, and not caring for others.

For him, the search class was too good, and he felt a little too oxygenated, so he did a lot of things that he didn't bother to take care of.

Therefore, when I found that the upper-level environment was still familiar, I felt a little hard to accept it.

He is not the kind of person like Dostoevsky who spends a lot of energy trying to change the environment, so changing the environment is something that both he and those people are more comfortable with.

"Yunhe is also a very good person." Hagiwara Kenji stuffed wine in his hand and sighed sincerely, "It is already a virtue not to trample on others."

At the beginning, they said that Party B Yunhe was a particularly powerful supernatural being, but few of them believed it.

Although the supernatural beings are not under the jurisdiction of their department, they often have disputes with ordinary people, and they have encountered some.

This group gives them the impression of aloofness, pride, or overt or latent madness.

There are clear boundaries and sharp contradictions with ordinary people.

But Yunhe got along very well with them, he didn't have any airs, and he didn't abuse his power except for a few jokes.Even when arresting criminals, they will not cause irreparable harm to people at will.

If it is necessary to use power to seek convenience for oneself, it is because the opponent has to write a report every time he shoots, so he does not practice shooting, and hits the prisoner with whatever he finds at hand.

"In short, it feels no different from us." Matsuda Jinhei lit a cigarette, and I don't know if what he said was comforting others. There was a bit of philosophy in society, "Indifference is human nature, you are just more indifferent than anyone else." Be calm."

"Oh...you are so cute."

Party B's Yunhe bent his eyes and sincerely praised people, but he didn't explain that he didn't feel uncomfortable because of this kind of problem, but talked nonsense with them shoulder to shoulder.

Not far away, Zhu Fu Jingguang draped Amuro Toru's shoulders, and said with a smile: "There is nothing to worry about, isn't this getting along well with everyone?"

Toru Amuro pursed her lips, the worry in her heart did not dissipate much.

Although the other party's heart is fine, the boss behind it is not a human being.

Perhaps, he should try to learn more about the system.

With an undercover attitude.

After drinking, Party B Yunhe soberly called a taxi for everyone, and went back to Yokohama by himself.

Then frantically knocked on the door of the neighbor's house: "Open the door quickly, don't hide and make no noise, I know you are at home!"

The tone was pulled in a strange way, as if singing.

When Fyodor heard it, he thought the man was not sober, but went to open the door anyway.

As soon as he opened the door, the other party took his hand very enthusiastically, praised him excitedly, saying that he was so good that he blinded his eyes.

Then he closed the door, dragged the man into the living room half-embraced, and put him on the sofa.

Probably because the subconscious idea of ​​taking advantage of the other person is very strong, Yunhe's movements are extremely bold, and he sits directly on the person.

Fyodor looked at him intently, as if to see how far he could go.

The young man still maintained a calm expression full of confusion, and his golden eyes looked at him without blinking, as clear as if he wasn't drunk at all.

But the brilliance in his eyes is very intoxicating, making people believe that he is sincerely liking him.

And the man who hugged his waist to prevent him from falling didn't look unmoved as before, but gave an encouraging smile.

After being stuck for a while, Yunhe suddenly lowered his head again, stuffed his finger into his mouth and licked it twice, and said happily: "The sauce of the barbecue that I ate today is not bad."

Fyodor: "..."

He found that he was a little used to the other party's illogical behavior.

sigh.

The handsome man tightened his left arm to bring him into his arms, pulled out the other's fingers with his right hand, wiped the saliva from the other's lips, pressed the crimson lips with his index finger and stuffed it between the teeth and the soft tongue, raised eyebrows There was a bit of contempt in his face, as if he was blaming: "Didn't you say last time that biting your fingers is not good?"

After making people stunned for a moment, he coaxed in a low voice: "Then don't bite, be good."

The long and slender eyelashes of the white-haired young man shook a few times, and he retracted his teeth obediently, but because the mouth was a bit uncomfortable, he finally started to bite.

But on the surface, he controlled the strength obediently, and just stroked lightly with his teeth, pretending not to bite.

Fyodor looked at his appearance and felt that his previous speculation and hesitation were superfluous.

This is clearly seduce.

There is no possibility of getting rid of suspicion.

After waiting for a while according to the other party's instructions, Party B Yunhe let go of the other party's hand, lowered his head and carefully cleaned off the excess water stains, then put his arms around the man's neck, pressed his forehead to his forehead, and asked for a reward complacently: " Can I kiss you?"

The slightly higher body temperature of the other party came from the place where they were touching. Whether it was the tone of voice or the light in the eyes, they all expressed their love very enthusiastically.

With a genuine smile on Fyodor's lips that he hadn't noticed yet, he said subtly and intimately, "Please go ahead."

However, the other party seemed to have forgotten what he said just now, still hugging him and giggling, without any substantive action.

"...You should take good care of yourself and get rid of this problem."

The young man who refused to go any further after flirting was held down by the back of his neck, subconsciously raised his head, and was kissed on his lips.

The opponent's actions are not as gentle and polite as usual, but the rhythm is progressive, gradually revealing a strong aggressiveness and desire to control, dissolving the resistance in the rhythm, tempting people not to make any reservations.

It may also be accompanied by venting the long-standing resentment. The strength between the teeth is far less well-behaved than the other party's before. Even if the other party makes a voice of rejection in discomfort, it is ignored.

It's really fierce.

Let the person who committed suicide shed tears of regret, and the tears and sweat wet the white hair on the sideburns and neck.

It was easy to be let go, and it took a long time for Party B's Yunhe to recover. He was really tired, and he fell asleep obediently in the arms of someone wronged.

Fyodor: "..."

This is... he really regarded him as a saint?

The depression that had just dissipated accumulated again, but he would not do anything to the sleeping person after all. He sighed deeply, took out his mobile phone, and used work to divert his attention.

In fact, he still has a lot of things to do, and there is no need to go to the scene today.

Because he was very worried that someone would "unintentionally" sabotage his plan, he deliberately stared at it, but he didn't expect that the other party would cooperate to destroy the chip.

His choice was indeed correct, but the person who chose was not at ease.

It should be within a controllable range in the future... right?

Touching the smooth long hair of the other party, Mr. Tosi, who is far-sighted and almost exhaustive, thought uncertainly.

In the end, he felt that the other party was really delaying his work, so he took him back to the room and covered him with a quilt, and then continued to work.

Early the next morning, Party B Yunhe found himself waking up in an unfamiliar bed, and immediately felt a little nervous.

But fortunately, he was alone on the bed, and he didn't make any mistakes that shouldn't be made.

As for neck pain, mouth pain, throat pain... small problems, you can ignore them.

He glanced at the current time, immediately threw off the quilt and fell to the ground. He didn't even have time to tidy up his clothes. He ran out in a hurry. Going to work in Fukuoka, I hope you can help me take care of the cabbage on the balcony, thank you!"

Then he left quickly, went back to his home, washed and changed clothes, packed his luggage, and went straight out.

Sitting on the sofa and working all night, Mr. Tosi, who is not slow-minded, narrowed his eyes slowly.