Zerg daily life of earth people

Although he didn't want to admit it, this female who scratched her head and posed as if she was seriously ill was indeed her boyfriend he hadn't seen for a long time.So Shelley could only bite the bullet and go up to claim him.It's just that he has to figure out why his boyfriend, who was still normal before, suddenly changed his style of painting overnight?

"Why did you suddenly change your dressing style? Isn't the previous one pretty good?"

Facing Xiao Xiongzi's question, Claudia quickly showed him the result: "Don't you think it's fresh and exciting to suddenly change your dressing style?"

But this is so fucking exciting that I don't even dare to recognize it.Shelley was a little speechless, and suggested to him tactfully: "I think you were pretty good before, there is no need to change."

Claudia was a little wronged: "Isn't it good-looking? I thought you would like it."

Shelley looked at Claudia carefully, and then quickly comforted him: "It's not bad, it's just..."

It's just too flashy, the hormones are almost free, and they almost blinded my titanium dog eyes.I stood next to you, and I felt so stressed, like a young male who had gone astray, wrapped in a fancy duck king, or the kind who can prostitute himself anytime, anywhere.

Of course, it’s good to think about this in your heart, saying that you can’t say that, so he changed it to an easy-to-accept statement: "We are serious about dating, there is no need to make it so exciting, you go and change your clothes first, I'll take you to meet my friend, if you really like this outfit, it's okay, when we get home, can you show me it alone? Then we can play cosplay together?"

After finishing speaking, Shelley also felt that this proposal was good. He imagined that one day when only the two of them were in the private space, Claudia would play the role of courtesan, and he would act as the benefactor. At that time, he would exchange a handful of money , and then arrogantly demanded all kinds of services from Claudia, throw money if the service is good, and bully and bully him if the service is not good, and then bully Claudia to the point of crying, and then he He just lit an afterthought cigarette, sprinkled a handful of banknotes, and said mercilessly, "Why are you crying, don't you just like money? I've given you everything, what else are you not satisfied with!"

Then Hua Que Claudia cried with tears in her eyes: "You are using too much force~ I am afraid of pain~~"

So Shelley, the benefactor who was so hard from crying, continued to bully him, and then threw money while bullying him: "My lord has a lot of money, as long as you take care of me, the money will be big!!"

The gold master Shelley has even thought about where to put the banknotes: put a handful of banknotes in the very low neckline, the erotic lace chubby can stuff a handful of banknotes, and the black suspender stockings he forced to wear Throw it in, and finally put it on the body parts that have been taken care of, and you're done.

Shelley thought very well. After enjoying the possible happy life in the future, looking at Claudia's ostentatious flower peacock outfit is also very pleasing to the eye, but pleasing to the eye, the clothes that should be changed still have to be changed. So after Claudia went to the bathroom, Shelley got another boyfriend who was very stylish all over, and he was very good at it.

Shelley formally introduced Hai'an to his boyfriend.Clodia greeted him gentlemanly, with a reserved attitude as if the female who just released hormones on the stage and boldly showed her love for the little male had nothing to do with him.

Especially after seeing that today's blind date is his little Aman, Claudia, who was relieved of the crisis of her love rival, suddenly felt a sense of superiority. A kind of unconscious superiority produced by the single dog.

Clodia is posing in a cold and noble poss, with a reserved and arrogant expression, and she has a lot of skill on the surface, but in private, she still quietly approaches Shelley, and puts her hand on Shelley calmly. He gently hugged her around her waist, intending to forcefully feed the dog food in a show of affection, so as to support the single dog to death.

Shelley catches Claudia's tricks, but so what?The boyfriend who reunited after a long time wants to be intimate with her, can he interrupt?Of course it deserves to be pampered! !It's just that he pampered Claudia on one side, and the blind date duo on the other side was a bit uncomfortable. After all, no matter who is being forcibly fed dog food, they will not feel happy. Rolling your eyes to scare others is considered affection.

Shelley also noticed that the atmosphere at the scene was a little subtle, so he discussed with Hai'an, planning to part ways like this, and take a step forward.

Hai'an also thinks this is more appropriate, after all, the young couple who reunited after a long time want to kiss me, and it is not appropriate for me and Aman to continue to be light bulbs in front, so let's just say goodbye, hello, hello, hello everyone!

In the end, Aman and Hai'an continued to stay on a blind date to increase their understanding of each other, while Shelley and Claudia left here holding hands.

Times Square is huge, and there are actually many places for couples to play, but Shelley stopped in front of a shop window, mainly because there was a very beautiful male wedding dress inside!

Shelley:! ! !

Shocked, Shelley pointed at the wedding dress and was shocked to the point of incoherence: "This can't be a wedding dress!! I don't remember that Mingguangxing is like this!! Why do the Zerg have such fetishes as small skirts?" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Claudia laughed lowly, and the impatient Shelley glared back, almost turning into a puffer fish!

Claudia was afraid that Xiaoxiongzi would make herself angry, so she quickly gave him a science introduction: "Small skirts have many benefits, you just didn't notice it."

What the hell do males do in wearing skirts? !I don't read much, don't you don't like me?Shelley glared at him suspiciously, as if if you couldn't tell me why, then I'd put the little skirt on you.

"One is because it looks good."

Nonsense, of course I know it looks good, but why can't you females look good in it if males have to look good in it? !Shelley rejected this reasoning.So Claudia went on to say: "There is another one because of convenience!"

Ha ha, Shelley scoffed, what's the convenience?Is it bigger than you if you open the skirt and take it out?

Claudia put her lips close to Shelley's ear, and the warm breath in his ear made Shelley's heart itch, but what she said made Shelley completely speechless: "Of course it's because the male If the worm wears a small skirt, it is very suitable for pampering the female worm!"

Shelley: ...

This answer seems a little outrageous.But combined with the shape of the little skirt and the environment of the Zerg, it seems that it is not surprising to have such an answer?

Shelley glanced at him speechlessly and fell silent.Then he ignored him and continued to stride forward, but it was obvious that Claudia didn't really want to end this topic, he bewitched Shelley like a fairy: "Would you like to try it, it's really good Ah, it’s beautiful and practical, very convenient.”

Fuck your good-looking and practical, female, your ideas are so dangerous!Hurry up and dump the waste in your head!

"Don't even think about it!" Shelley rejected him righteously.

"But I want to see it. I've already bought it. We can wear it together." Claudia felt a little aggrieved, "I've seen the advertisements of you wearing skirts. Since you wear them for others to see, Wear it for me to see once too!"

Wearing skirts together? !How did you come up with such a brilliant idea! !Shelley was going crazy, he managed to forget the black history of wearing a small skirt, and now that Claudia revealed it again, how could he not be messed up in the wind.No, I have to hold on!I can't throw away the integrity that I worked so hard to get back!So he directly ignored the request of Claudia's magic voice piercing through the brain.

No one loves wearing sunglasses.

Cool I am still walking cool.

Nobody wants to teach me how to do things!

Not wearing a skirt, this is my last stubbornness.

Shelley wanted to pretend to be dead, but unfortunately Claudia refused, and he still lingered in his ears and gave him all kinds of Amway:

"Let's wear a small skirt, let's wear it! How beautiful it is."

"The tutu skirt, lace trim, and the small waist are so sexy!"

"Otherwise, there are also close-fitting styles, which are super convenient to lift up!"

"I bought a lot of them! It would be a pity not to try them!"

"Let's wear it together! Let's wear it together!"

……

Don't say it! ! !Are you so obsessed with little skirts?Shelley looked at Claudia with resentment.He couldn't bear it anymore, he turned his head and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, finally the whole world was clean!

Relieved, Shelley looked left and right, and when he saw a shooting game booth on the side of the road, he suddenly had a good idea.He pulled Claudia to the booth, and then replaced the fixed target with a moving target, and then replaced the game gun with a sight with the most common darts, thinking of the extraordinary force value of the female insect, just to be on the safe side Shelley turned Claudia's back to the moving target, then blindfolded him.

"A total of three chances, hit the bull's-eye with a dart." Shelley, who felt that he had the chance to win, smiled complacently, "I have already given you a chance, if you miss, you will not be allowed to wear a skirt anymore. "

"Then if I hit, will you show me the clothes?" Clodia's voice was full of eagerness to try.

"Alright."

Shelley didn't feel that he could still be turned against the wind under such circumstances, so he agreed very readily: "The premise is that you can hit all three of the bull's-eyes."

Claudia was happy, so Shelley witnessed the miracle directly, and his face was sorely beaten.

Claudia, who was blindfolded, flicked her hand back, and heard a "snap", and a dart hit the bull's-eye steadily.

Shelley: ...

It's a bit outrageous.

Gan, I made a mistake!

Is it too late for me to repent now? !

The author has something to say:

Pave the way for your Claudia exclusive dress

In fact, the role-playing of the gold master and the oiran is also quite interesting!

The next chapter will be updated on Monday

Everyone knows what the magical effect of the little skirt is, in fact, I really want to write

The little skirt Shelley X Claudia, who is explosive in force, is so emotional

I want to write a meme about the Dragon Knight, but unfortunately I can’t add it into the main text. I’m going to make a side story. Does the little angel have any ideas? I’ll write it in for reference.